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Chapter 540

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    Three days later Nanjing.

    Xiang Que stayed in Chen Xia's villa for two or three days and didn't go out. He had just been removed from the ghost haunting and five malpractices and three deficiencies. He would at least need a long time to clean up his body.

    Ever since he came out of the Loulan Digong in the desert that day, the two troubles in his body were cleaned up, and he felt that the bottleneck of his cultivation had loosened a bit, especially his soul, which seemed to be washed out of its lead, felt cleaner than before.  Not small, to put it simply, it is a step up.

    This is a qualitative change, like a pool of sewage being purified.

    "When Lao Cao is born, he will take one point and I will take one point according to the luck of heaven, and I should be able to bid farewell to concentration" After Xiang Que opened the door and walked out, he happened to bump into Wang Xuanzhen who came out with his head down.

    Since returning to Nanjing, Fatty Wang and Yang Fei'er have lived in Chen Xia's villa, and Cao Shanjun has also lived in, but this guy who leaves early and returns late doesn't know what he is doing.  Que woke up in the morning and couldn't see his figure. He didn't come back after eating and sleeping in the evening. It was very mysterious, but according to Wang Xuanzhen, there must be something wrong with this guy, because when Cao Shanjun went out the first day, Wang Xuanzhen asked for a piece of paper.  One thousand yuan, and the next day he asked Yang Fei'er for two thousand.

    "I'm convinced, what level of consumption do you think a monk should have? He spent three thousand yuan in two days. Did he go to worship Buddha and get the money for burning paper?" When Cao Shanjun came to ask for money again on the third day, Wang Xuanzhen was a little worried  Crazy.

    "Fatty raised his head, so shy?" Xiang Que was quite surprised. As soon as Fatty Wang came out of the room, his head drooped, and he almost hit the wall when he walked in the aisle.

    "Ah, it's okay, I'll go down and get some water," Wang Xuanzhen said with his head down.

    "No, can't you walk well? What are you doing with your head down? There are stairs in front of you. Look at it. You can't play like this even if you have too much flesh."

    Wang Xuanzhen paused, hesitated for a moment and then raised his head.

    Xiang Que was stunned when he saw it. This guy's face is full of red nail marks. From the forehead to the chin, one line is next to another. It's very regular. Even if you send your face to Korea for plastic surgery, you probably won't be able to fix it.  This effect comes.

    Que was speechless for a long time, and asked: "Don't say anything, Miss Yang is lynching you again, right?"

    "Liar son Xiang Que, look at me sleeping tonight and I have to cut off her nails. The nail caps are definitely the biggest killer of a couple's relationship. Scratching hurts too much and you don't want to get rid of it even if you don't talk about the key.  It's been three days, and it's still so obvious after three full days, why do you think I have to go out?" Wang Xuanzhen was aggrieved with tears in his eyes, as if he was speechless asking the sky.

    "Here, what's the reason? Is the ticking just scratching? There must be some reason," Xiang Que asked in a daze.

    Wang Xuanzhen bit his lips and pondered for a while, then said: "I'm coming back, don't I intend to increase my relationship with her at the speed of a box of condoms every two days?"

    "It didn't work? If you fail, you have to use force, and then she fights back."

    "It's half done." Wang Xuanzhen held back for a long time before saying, "I bought it, so I won't let you do it."

    "If you don't let it go, don't let it go, what are you doing?"

    "The key is that she still hooks up with you. If you don't want to let me go, you won't let me go, but she still lies on the same bed with me at night, saying that she likes the feeling of leaning on my fleshy body. Don't you be fooled by your bosom?  I was convinced, at first I could still be hugged and hugged by her calmly, but after a few minutes, I will not lie at all, the duvet that weighed more than two catties was covered by me, you said  How much will I suffer?" Wang Xuanzhen gritted his teeth and said, "Later, while she was sleeping, I thought about taking care of the matter, but she woke up before she got on the horse with the gun, and then gave me a crackling scratch  "

    "You deserve it too, if you have to lie down with her, don't you just have to share a room?" Xiang Que shook his head speechlessly.

    "Didn't I think that if we lay together and subtly influence it, it might be possible to push the boat smoothly, but I didn't expect the boat to turn over?"

    "Hey" Xiang Que shook his head sympathetically, when a phone rang in the room.

    The phone rang, but neither of the two people outside the door moved. After a long time, when the phone rang for the second time, Wang Xuanzhen pointed to the room and said, "The phone is ringing."

    Xiang Que blinked his confused eyes and shook his head, "My cell phone doesn't have this ringtone."

    The phone in the house is ringing with polyphonic ringtones. What is polyphonic music? Young people may not know it, because polyphonic ringtones have a history of almost ten years. There are two most representative mobile phones, which are old models.  Nokia and Motorola, these two mobile phones have basically withdrawn from the mobile phone market, even if there are, they are relatively cheap, maybe one or two hundred yuanJust buy one.

    The current phone ringtones are basically singing, and electronic music is also used, but polyphonic ones are rare. Xiang Que's mobile phone is a fruit machine that Chen Xia bought for him, and the ringtone is the iconic Dangdang,  Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang that.

    Although a little confused, but because the phone kept ringing, Xiang Que had no choice but to turn around and go in, and then followed the ringtone to search all the way, and finally saw an old Nokia 1110 mobile phone lying on the table vibrating and calling.  Very cheerful.

    Xiang Que blinked, picked up the phone and there was a name on it, called Handsome Xiaosheng.

    Wang Xuanzhen stretched his neck and took a look, then asked: "Can you tell me, is there anyone among your friends who I don't know, and who is so shameless?"

    Xiang Que was speechless for a long time, recalled it for a long time before saying: "Damn it, when did I save such a number in my phone, why don't I know?"

    Xiang Que knew very few people, and even fewer people could save numbers on his mobile phone. There were less than twenty people, and he remembered everyone very clearly and knew who they were.

    "Come on, are all the harassing calls so awesome now, can they automatically display such a shameless name when you call them? Take it, take it"

    Xiang Que picked up the phone, and suddenly someone shouted inside: "Brother Que, come and pick me up Hurry up, it's extremely urgent"

    Xiang Que was puzzled for a while, until the person on the phone urged him repeatedly: "Cao Shanjun?"

    "Ah, Brother Que"

    "No, brother, I just want to ask you what kind of demon you are? Why do people who haven't seen you for a few days ask me to rescue you as soon as you call?"

    "It's hard to say. I'm at Nantah University. You can sneak over here. If it's later, I might have to collect my body."

    Wang Xuanzhen patted his head suddenly, and said: "Remember, I saw him sneaking out of your room yesterday, and he seemed to be holding your mobile phone in his hand. That's it, this case is solved."

    Xiang Que looked around in the room and did not see his fruit machine. Then he looked at the Nokia 1110 worth no more than 200 yuan on the table, and he suddenly realized.

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