One word to describe the climate in the desert is tossing, deadly cold at night and hot during the day, wearing cotton jackets in the morning and gauze in the afternoon, eating watermelon with a brazier in the evening.
Due to the need to avoid the high temperature, the three of them got out of the marching tent before dawn and continued to march while taking advantage of the afterglow of the sky.
In the car, Wang Xuanzhen was driving Xiang Que with a map and a compass to identify the direction. Cao Shanjun huddled in the back seat and began to doze off. He just sleeps with his eyes closed or opens his eyes to see the scenery. He can stare at the endless sea of ??sand in the desert for a few minutes without blinking his eyes, and sometimes he is intoxicated by himself.
"I'm convinced that this monk makes him become a monk. I don't care about drinking, meat, and sex. You can ask for a looser about these formalistic things. Then why doesn't he meditate when he is idle? What about reciting Buddhist scriptures, he knew that he ate, slept, and ate for a day, and he said that he was also an eminent monk in his previous life, I think he was Jigong, right?" Wang Xuanzhen was driving the car, feeling very unequal, why would he want to be a car The guy behind Ma Laoli is enjoying his success.
Xiang Que yawned, put his foot in front of him and said boringly: "Just get used to it. Let me tell you that there isn't a single normal monk in their monastery. His master can't speak for twenty years because of his closed-mouth meditation. If you communicate with him, if your IQ is lower than 100, don¡¯t communicate. It¡¯s easy to be frustrated. If you want to know what he means to you, you basically have to guess. He also has two uncles, one is 70 or 80 years old. One is still traveling around the world, and the other has become an ascetic monk, and he can take whatever he suffers on himself, and this little monk is a little bit normal."
"Pa" Xiang took two cigarettes, stuffed one into Wang Xuanzhen's mouth and said, "Refresh yourself, we still have a day's journey to go."
"What's the point, look outside, the flat river is full of sand, it's okay to close your eyes and open it casually, we just don't have a dog, otherwise we don't have to worry about accidents if we hang a bone on the steering wheel and let the dog drive it." As soon as Wang Xuanzhen finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Xiang Que and said, "There is no traffic police here, and there are no traffic lights. I'll take a break and you will drive? Don't worry about anything. Just hold the steering wheel and step on the accelerator and just drive straight." up"
Xiang Que asked a little moved: "Is this reliable?"
"Oh, it's okay. Didn't I just say that a dog with a bone on the steering wheel can drive it? What's wrong with you?"
Xiang Que said very cutely: "You change the metaphor, it sounds awkward."
"Brother Que, if you were born more than a hundred years earlier with your IQ, then what do you think there is Einstein in this scientific world?"
"If you want to say that, I really have to wait a while to verify whether your words make sense."
"Crackling" Wang Xuanzhen stepped on the foot brake and put it in neutral, and said, "Change the position, let me guide you to drive."
Cars, guns, and women all have a kind of temptation from the heart for men. There is no man who is not tempted when they meet. Xiang Que has been busy like a wolf dog since he went down the mountain. Getting a driver's license, and not having driven a car before doesn't mean he doesn't want to drive. Now that he has the opportunity to try it, he is naturally very happy.
"No, I can't break it down, can I? If the car breaks down here, we would be foolish. No man's land can kill people with two legs." Xiang Que opened the door and sat in the driver's seat.
"According to what I said, it's definitely fine. It's a relatively simple car with an automatic transmission. Just turn the steering wheel and step on the gas pedal. There's nothing wrong with driving all the way forward." Wang Xuanzhen tilted his body and pointed to the steering wheel. The left and right sides are placed, and the right foot is on the right side, which is the accelerator. After that, put down the handbrake and lightly tap the accelerator. When you see that there is no car, it will move. Put on the gas, step on it lightly Okay, the speed is up, then step on the accelerator a little bit, oh, don't shake your hands, just straighten it up, yes, yes, keep this posture all the time Just don¡¯t let the gas pedal let you master the speed.¡±
Two or three minutes later, Cherokee staggered on the road, and Xiang Que understood Wang Xuanzhen's words very cleverly, and quickly integrated them, and the car drove like a slippery one.
After more than ten minutes, Xiang Que had already exhausted the gas pedal, and the engine was humming and running at full capacity, Wang Xuanzhen looked at the water temperature and thought there was nothing wrong.
Half an hour later, Xiang Que was completely proficient. When his hands were numb, he would hold the steering wheel with one hand and rest with the other hand, controlling it with ease.
"You are very talented in driving, you have become a veteran in less than an hour, amazing." Wang Xuanzhen huddled in the seat and yawned, then said: "I have nothing to worry about, you straighten your car and drive." That's fine, you don't need to change lanes for more than 100 kilometers, you"Let's play it"
"Ah, okay, you can sleep for a while," Xiang Que said in high spirits.
The Cherokee drove fast all the way, and after passing by, there was a burst of dust, and the speed of the car soared from 123 to 180.
Xiang Que in the car didn't even realize that the speed of the car was reaching its peak, because there was nothing in the desert except sand, and there was no reference for him to judge how fast he could drive.
Twenty minutes later, a curve appeared ahead.
Xiang Que had a vague feeling that he should do something at this time, he could tell by visual inspection that turning at this speed would definitely be impossible.
"Fatty, fat" Xiang Que turned his head, and Wang Xuan beside him was really snoring.
"Fatty, get up"
Before Xiang Que woke up Fatty Wang, the car had already reached the corner, and the speed of 180 was rushing through the corner. Even if you asked Schumacher to drive the Cherokee, he might not be able to do it.
"Stupid" Xiang Que let go of the accelerator and slammed the steering wheel, causing the front wheels to veer.
The tire of "¡¤¡¤¡¤¡¤ The tire made a sharp tap. The rear axis was broken.
"Bang" the car body fell to the ground and turned over.
"Crackling" After the car overturned, it glided forward against the ground. Fortunately, the desert here is full of soft sand. If it is driven like this on a high speed, the car will lose all the people inside. Never thought about it.
"Boom, boom, boom" After a few loud noises, the Cherokee hit a sand dune and was forced to stop.
Wang Xuanzhen and Cao Shanjun in the car woke up at the same time. They had already opened their eyes when the car overturned, but they turned over so fast that they were so confused that they didn't realize what was going on.
"Forgot to tell this idiot where the brakes are"
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