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- Xiang Que took the phone and called Wang Kunlun first. He felt that Brother Kunlun must be better at this kind of thing. With him by his side, he must be able to solve it with ease, but the phone was turned off and he couldn't reach anyone.
"Drop me at the critical moment, this guy is really unreliable." Xiang Que thought for a while, and didn't contact Du Jinshi and Brother Ming. They should be regarded as outsiders in his own affairs, and it's not easy to get involved.
Xiang Que had no choice but to find Wang Xuanzhen, and after the phone rang a few times, he was connected there.
Xiang Que said enthusiastically: "Hello, Fatty"
There was silence on the other side of the phone, and it took a long time before a vague voice came: "Grass, who is it? Those who disturb people's dreams will die, you know?"
"Grass, straighten your tongue and talk to me"
"No, in the middle of the night you are endless. If you ask who you are, you will say who you are. What are you talking about? Don't tell me I'm dead."
Xiang Que sighed: "There is no wife in the wife cake, it's normal"
"It's okay if there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork"
"I recognize that there is no godmother among old godmothers"
"There is no ** in Leifeng Pagoda, so I will admit it"
Xiang Que said sadly: "But you don't have my voice stored in your brain, we must have a serious chat about this matter."
On the other end of the phone, Wang Xuanzhen said seriously: "It's the middle of the fucking night, I'm sleepy and you don't know where the landline phone is to call me, it's fine if I didn't call you as a nuisance call, be content"
Xiang Que said: "I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much."
"Okay, don't talk to me about it, tell me what you want from me, and you won't call me if you have nothing to do." Wang Xuanzhen yawned and asked impatiently.
Xiang Qujian swished and said: "Let's meet, I'll hug you and you lean on me, let's write a chapter of love"
"Do you think I use Dove's shower gel to wash myself clean, can you accept it?" Wang Xuan really seemed to have entered the drama.
"Hey, turn this page, I can't continue chatting with you." Xiang Que then said bluntly: "You have been in the rivers and lakes for many years and have rich experience. Come here and help me with something."
"What's the matter, is it a matter of life and death?"
"Is that true? For the time being, it hasn't involved such a serious issue as life and death. It's just that I'm quite blind, and I don't know where to start and how to solve it." Xiang Que was really a little confused, feeling a little bit at a loss.
"Then don't go, whose child will die, let alone you haven't died yet"
Xiang Que said anxiously: "Brother calls, can't you rush over to rescue the emergency?"
"Brother, I'm going to fly to Australia tomorrow, the ticket is all booked"
Xiang Que asked in a broken voice: "Are you going to mate with a kangaroo, do you want to research a new species?"
"Speak up, I can chat with you for two minutes to help you analyze the problem"
"Can't you not go?" Xiang Que said aggrievedly.
"I think it's better to be bred with a kangaroo than to go to your place, because I will definitely be tricked if I go there, and there will be no good things. Being fucked by a kangaroo is a physical pain point, but people are definitely fine."
Xiang Que sighed faintly, and said choked with sobs: "Forget it, forget it you go all the way."
"I'll go, your tone seems to be mourning and mourning." Wang Xuanzhen was silent for a while and asked: "Looking at your phone number, it should be in Weinan, Shaanxi, right?"
"Well, Huayin City"
"Wait honestly. I'll have someone contact you later. I really have something to do tomorrow, but I'll find someone to help you. I can use him however you want. You don't have to be polite at all, understand?"
"Sure, does he also like Dove's shower gel?" Xiang Que asked with a smile.
"Well, the mint flavor is the best, it's cooler"
Xiang Que hung up the phone, the boss stretched out a finger and said, "Twelve dollars"
"Fuck, it's a big loss, the damn sentence at the end is the point, the previous one is all bullshit, this is a loss of ten dollars." Xiang Que was speechless.
The boss laughed and said, "I feel bad? You talk so passionately on the phone. If I hadn't been here looking at you, would you be able to jerk off to the phone? I think it's quite exciting to be so excited for ten yuan. worth it"
"Boss, that's a man," Xiang Que said in a daze.
The boss was also stunned, and suddenly cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and said with his crotch sandwiched: "Dude, calm down If you want to say that, next time you call again, I will charge you an earth's price. fifty cents a minute"
& nbsp; "Ah, what's the matter?" Xiang Que cast his wise eyes, and asked with a smile, "Boss, what kind of shower gel do you usually take a shower with? It's hard to fall asleep after a long night, so let's follow this topic." Are you going to chat with me?
The boss was about to cry, and he stretched out his hand to pull the shutter door, when the phone on the counter rang again, Xiang Que reached out to block it, and said, "If you don't let me answer this call, I'll come back tomorrow."
"Go on, go on, hurry up," the boss said in a broken voice.
After the phone was picked up, a burst of deafening dj music came through the microphone first, and Xiang Que said hello several times before a more cheerful voice came from the other side: "Is your surname Xiang? Wang Xuanzhen's friend?"
"Yes, buddy, you are"
"Give me the address, Wang Xuanzhen asked me to pick you up"
"I like this style better, it's very crisp and neat." Xiang Que reported the address, and the other party told him that it would take at least two hours to get there.
"Okay, I'll wait for you here, but I don't have a phone, tell me how we know each other?"
"You just need to recognize me, black cruiser, the license plate ends in 295"
After hanging up the phone, as soon as Xiang Que stopped, the shop owner slammed the shutter door shut, and then there was a sound of crackling footsteps inside, and then there was silence.
Xiang Que said quietly: "If I had known, I would have chatted with him as soon as I came up, and I could have saved ten yuan."
It was already nine o'clock in the evening, and Xiang Que wanted to wait for someone, so he found a corner and sat down, and then the alcohol started to surge up, and he fell asleep in a daze after a while.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Xiang Que heard a horn honking not far away, and two flashing headlights shone over. Xiang Que stood up staring and wobbled over. He didn't know what kind of cruiser it was. But he saw the license plate 295.
The car window was rolled down, and there was a young guy with short hair, high nose bridge and double eyelids, very energetic.
"Wang Xuan is really a friend?"
"Xiang Que, hello"
The person in the car stretched out his hand and said, "Fan Wang, Old Wang Faxiao, he asked me to come pick you up, come and get in the car first."
After Xiang Que got into the car, the cruiser jumped out at an extremely fast speed.
The car drove into the urban area of ??Huayin, and then stopped at the entrance of a five-star hotel. Fan Wang greeted Xiang Que to get off the car and said, "I'll talk about it tomorrow. The main thing is that you have to sleep now. The key is that you have to wash your hands. Take a bath and change clothes, right?"
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