When Zhu Bajie heard this, the whole pig was dumbfounded.
It really wanted to ask, did Sanbu speak human language?
Does it hurt when slaughtering a pig?
Will the pig still tell him?
As for bad reviews?
The coffin sellers on the street don't seem to have received bad reviews. How do you explain this?
Looking at Zhu Bajie's pale face,
The monkey on the side grinned involuntarily, then jumped up to the third funeral, and said with a smile: "Master, something is not right!"
"Uh-huh!"
San Zan, who didn't understand the meaning of the monkey's words at first, was stunned for half a breath, then suddenly looked at the monkey, his eyes widened,
Surprised eyes quickly appeared, and almost flowed out of his eye sockets!
At this time,
The monkey grinned again, pointed to the compound on the hillside, and said in a low voice, "Master, my old grandson's eyes are not for display. I didn't realize there was anyone here before!"
heard the words,
San Zan was overjoyed and said, "You mean there are monsters here?"
After speaking,
Sanbu began to tidy up his clothes, and asked Zhu Bajie to fetch his magic crown and tin staff, like an ignorant boy about to bridal chamber, he was so excited,
Seeing this scene,
The monkey grabbed San Zan's arm, smiled eccentrically and said, "Master, my old grandson didn't say there were monsters there!"
Speaking,
Before the astonishment on San Zan's face became rigid, the monkey pointed to the building halfway up the mountain, and said meaningfully:
"Master, the mansion that suddenly appeared was shrouded in auspicious clouds, and there was a faint flash of holy light. It is not the cave of monsters, and it is not the home of accumulation of good deeds in the mortal world, and the place where good fortune shines, so master"
Having said that,
The monkey quietly patted the back of Sanbu's hand, and gave him a wink.
For a moment,
Three burials come back to life!
oh,
Xiangyun?
Holy Light?
Not a demon!
Inhuman!
Thinking of this,
San Zan's complexion changed, and after angrily spraying out a stream of white air from his nose, he rolled up his sleeves and said cursingly: "Knocking Li Nai is a leg, it's endless"
Speaking,
The third burial is going to climb the mountain, first to demolish that house, and then to wrestle with this group of bodhisattvas and arhats who are full and have nothing to do!
but,
Before he could take two steps, he was grabbed by the monkey again, and the monkey said, "Master, if you go up like this, it won't be good to anyone after you lose your face, why don't you play with them!"
"Playing?"
After hearing this, San Zan was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and thoughtfully said: "Well, beating children on rainy days is also idle, I think it's okay, let's go!"
After speaking,
San Zan took the monkey and Zhu Bajie, whose head was full of 'shrimp and pig heart' and 'big pot braised pork', and walked towards Zhuangzi halfway up the mountain.
When he came to the outside of the Zhuangzi, San Zan glared at Zhu Bajie fiercely with eyes full of warning, and then asked the monkey to knock on the door!
Sa!
The monkey got the instruction of the third burial, and came to the gate of the villa in an instant, raised his small fist and beat the solid wood gate in front of him!
Boom!
There was a muffled sound,
The 20-centimeter-thick gate slammed violently, and then the four corners of the gate were filled with mud.
With a bang,
It fell down neatly, splashing countless dust!
The old lady who was transformed into Avalokitesvara inside and was waiting for the third burial party was alarmed!
At this time,
The monkey scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a chuckle: "Masteryou have used too much energy!"
At this time,
Sanbuan looked at the old lady with a livid face, and after she walked out with a cane, she shook her head indifferently and said:
"My Buddha is merciful. This family doesn't look like a person who is short of money. It's just a door. This family shouldn't take it to heart!"
"The elder has such a big heart!"
The old lady, who was almost pissed off, looked at San Zan with murderous eyes, and said bitterly: "Mr.?, Knock on the door, knock on the door, ruin the door, is this here to kick the hall? "
San Zan replied: "Amitabha, the old lady's words are serious. The monks are all empty, how can they have the heart to compete!"
"The old man's door"
"It must have been in disrepair for a long time, and the door frame was fragile, so it was knocked down by the poor monk's wretch!"
San Zan didn't wait for the old lady to finish speaking, and began to rush to answer.
And after finishing speaking, he looked at the old man in front of him with vigilant eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Old lady, your behavior is called Pengcier in Tang Dynasty, and you will be arrested by the government!"
"IĄĄ"
The old lady looked at the door hinge with thick adult arms and fresh broken marks. After a long silence, she decided not to reason with this unreasonable person.
Instead, prepare to continue to implement your own plan!
So,
The old lady suppressed the anger in her heart, turned it into a smile, looked at Tang Sanzan and said with a smile; "It turns out that it is the eminent monk of the Eastern Land Tang, please please come inside!"
What the hell?
Are you not angry?
After San Zan and Hou Zi looked at each other in surprise, they led the restless Zhu Ba Jie into the courtyard without a gate.
After entering,
The old lady said that she also believed in Buddhism, and how pious she was, and finally got involved with her parents, saying that there were two beautiful daughters in the family, Yun Yun, who was just nine years old.
at last,
The old lady, who is about thirty-five years old and still has a charming charm, looked at Tang Sanzhu and said with a smile: "Elder, it is a long way to go to the west, so you might as well settle down here and live happily!"
Speaking,
The old lady purposely glanced behind a few people, and after letting the two 'daughters' show their faces, she continued:
"Elder, it just so happens that there is no man in my village. Although I am a mother, I am not very old. It just so happens that the elder and his party are three people. If the elder is willing, after a hundred years, this Zhuangzi and Wanguan's family wealth will belong to the elder. ?Ą±
When the old lady said this, she used the Buddhist mantra Lion's Roar,
As long as there is a little hesitation and agitation in the heart of the three burials, and the monkey and Zhu Bajie have some other thoughts, their Buddha heart and Tao heart will collapse.
certainly,
She will be in danger if she uses the mantra, but she doesn't believe that Tang Sanzan and his party can shake her heart with one word!
After all, he is a quasi-sage,
The two corpses are quasi-holy!
What kind of scenes have never been seen, what kind of mantras have never been heard, there are people who can hurt him, but there are people who can shake his heart,
Currently there is really none!
so,
After the old lady finished speaking, she smiled and waited for Sanbu's answer.
no matter what the result is,
She is confident,
The last one injured must be Sanbu!
at the same time,
Under the secret instruction of the old lady, her "two daughters" also came out, showing off their graceful figures frantically in front of the three masters and apprentices,
At the same time, during the scratching/shoulding/scratching/posturing of "hee hee haha", I kept saying with the power of mantra, "Yes, elder, stay here, you can enjoy family happiness, and you can also get riches." "Come on, be happy" like this if,
Come to disturb the original intention of the three burials!
but,
Just when the old lady was feeling complacent and thought that San Zan couldn't bear it, she suddenly saw San Zan standing up, looking at herself with clear eyes,
He said lightly: "Thank you, old lady, for your kindness. If old lady insists, the poor monk will do it!"
"In addition, the two apprentices of the poor monk, the monkey and the pig, don't have any feelings for human women, and the poor monk has a big appetite, and the baby is even bigger, so he faced the matter of being entrusted by the female benefactor and sacrificing his life to feed him later. , the poor monk has to come by himself!"
After speaking,
Regardless of the shocked and stunned expressions of the three women in front of him, San Zan turned to look at Monkey and Zhu Bajie, waved his sleeves, and said confidently:
"The two of you find a place to rest. Tomorrow morning, I will inherit the old lady's ten thousand family fortune. It will only delay the trip for one night. It's okay, it's okay" (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com