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Wanting to trick Ye Xu, but he didn't, the director glanced at Ji Ling, and wisely decided to be as quiet as a chicken.
But they just pretended to be dead and refused to give the script, and let Ye Xu figure out a way by himself. This was easy to handle, so Ye Xu went to ask the old gentleman who had just finished.
The old man is the most popular comic talker in the village. Although he has brought out apprentices, he still likes to come and talk a few times when he has nothing to do. But cross talk is very scripted, and it¡¯s boring to repeat old jokes over and over again. Fortunately, people in the village love to listen to storytelling and opera.
This is the same as the popular concerts that modern people listen to. The young people will not get tired of listening to the song for a long time, and the old people will not get tired of listening to the music either.
But Ye Xu can't come here, he doesn't know anything about learning to sing, and it's impossible to go up and talk about the talk show. Although talk shows strictly belong to the category of stand-up comedy in cross talk, the elderly don't like to listen to such outrageous ones.
Ye Xu glanced at the group of old people under the stage, feeling a lot of pressure.
"It's easy for you to go up and talk about it." The old man has talked about cross talk all his life, and he is very capable. After meeting Ye Xu and the two, he immediately had an idea, "You are young, and you are cute. Although the villagers in the audience are all They are old audiences who have listened to cross talk a lot, are considered half-experts, and have high demands on the gentlemen on stage, but as long as you go up and sell a trick, they will still give you face."
The so-called trick is to ask Ye Xu to explain the situation to the audience after he comes on stage. First, I declared that I was forced to come on stage by that unscrupulous program group. Second, I humbly admitted that I don¡¯t know much about cross talk. I usually just listen to it for fun, but I really like cross talk. Today, I asked you to come on stage and say a few words. When he was naughty as a child, he showed everyone a joke.
Good-looking and sensible younger guys are always more popular with the elderly, and Ye Xu's image is in his teens at the moment, and he looks like a child who hasn't grown up. No matter how demanding the audience is, they will not be harsh on him, the old man knows it well.
As long as the audience is not picky, and Ye Xu plays a little more coquettishly, he can still make old ladies and old men laugh with his little appearance of seriously talking about cross talk. Ye Xu didn't think about it that much, he just planned to finish the task, and it's up to fate whether he can make him laugh or not.
It is related to his customs clearance score, he must take every task seriously.
After teaching Ye Xu how to deal with the audience after he came on stage, the old gentleman told him a few jokes so that he could memorize them by heart.
?The earlier part of the story is considered an opening remark, and the jargon in cross talk is called "pad words". Ye Xu's reason for coming to the stage is very logical, as long as he thinks about the wording carefully, so that the audience can accept and feel sorry for Ye Xu, it will be considered a success.
Afterwards, a paragraph should be added to "get into life", that is, to connect the opening remarks with the serious content that follows, connecting the past and the future. This was also thought of by the old man, and then there are a few jokes taught by the old man.
There are many commonly used scripts in old-fashioned cross talk, and the overall content is very coherent, so it is not difficult to memorize. A cross talk only takes a few minutes, and the content is lively and interesting. It is like telling a story. You can almost remember it after listening to it twice, so it is very easy to memorize. The key is how to say it well so that it can make people laugh.
"The overall rhythm, the tone of each sentence, the length of the pause between each paragraph, when the joker picks up the conversation, how much effort the joker should makethese are all knowledge." The old man thought for a while, and said, " Do you two usually tell jokes?"
Ye Xu and Ji Ling looked dumbfounded, they didn't know. The last time Ye Xu told a joke to someone, he still stayed in chatting with his friends, but whether the joke is good or not depends on fate, sometimes it can make people laugh, and sometimes it is a cold joke.
In contrast, it is easier for Ye Xu to make people laugh when chatting with people online.
"That's the problem." The old man also knows about online chatting, "You have a sense of humor when chatting online, which means you still know how to use words to make people laugh. But when you really say it, people don't laugh Now, this is a matter of tone of voice."
When people read the text, they will subconsciously use the best tone of voice to simulate the drill in their minds, so they will laugh when the paragraph is well worded. But when it is said in reality, the tone of the speaker may not meet your expectations.
The old gentleman looked at Ye Xu for a while, and suddenly said: "You are so suitable for writing jokes."
The implication is that it should be avoided.
Ye Xu hugged his kitten tightly, and together with Yu Miao showed an innocent and pitiful expression. The old man suddenly felt distressed, and gave them some ideas without saying a word.
"That's good, you just say the tongue twister." The old man had an idea, "I heard my granddaughter say a tongue twister last time, it was very interesting, she must be able to make people laugh."
"What tongue twister?" Ye Xu asked curiously.?Touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter said: Go to the other side! "
The audience in the audience froze for three seconds, then suddenly laughed.
"Wait a minute, is that what the tongue twister said?" Ji Ling looked puzzled.
"Why not? This is a new tongue twister!"
"Return to the new style"
"I will do something else, you continue to listen¡ªthe shoulder pole is long, the bench is wide, and the pole wants to be tied to the bench, but the bench says: OK."
The director sitting below: "Pfft!"
"A monkey was lying on a tree, and a dog was squatting under the tree. The monkey jumped down and bumped into the dog, and the dog rolled up and bit the monkey. The monkey said: Have you been vaccinated for rabies? Just bite!"
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Ye Xu bit the bullet and said more than a dozen tongue-twister jokes on the stage. Thanks to everyone's low laugh and seeing him cute, he was very flattered, otherwise he would probably step off the stage in embarrassment. When he got off the stage, Ye Xu looked at the director in puzzlement.
He is the one who laughs the most in the audience, and the others are far behind. Some jokes are so embarrassing, it's all because the director is supporting him, and then others laugh along with embarrassment to show respect, but they don't actually think it's funny.
But Ye Xu didn't care about this, anyway, they applauded and laughed, and Ye Xu unilaterally believed that his performance was successful. Smiling, he moved to the director's side, scaring the director who was covering his stomach with joy.
"You, why are you here?"
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Recently, I am obsessed with cross talk, but when I type, I always read it in my mind while typing, so because I have watched too many cross talk shows, my mind is full of cross talk accents
? When I was coding today, I was full of Guo Degang¡¯s tone of voice. If you don¡¯t believe me, read this chapter again with his tone. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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