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    After tossing and tossing for a long time, the first day of the first month of the seventh year of Kang Mazi in the Qing Dynasty finally came.  For Fatty Lu, this was destined to be an extremely hard day.

    On New Year¡¯s Eve, I accompanied Wu Yingxiong, his wife, monk Wanyi and others to have a New Year¡¯s Eve dinner, gave gifts to Wu Yingxiong¡¯s eldest son, Wu Shifan, who had just turned three years old, and paid New Year¡¯s greetings to Wu Yingxiong, Princess Jianning, Lin Tianqing and Shang Wanyi, and then returned to his own  The room accepts New Year's greetings from dog legs.  After tossing about these virtual rituals, it was already half past midnight on the first day of the new year.  He hurriedly prepared and checked the things for the New Year's greetings when he entered the palace the next day. It was Yin time, and he was confused on the kang for a while.  Got up, cursing the perverted etiquette of the Tartar court, while washing and changing clothes, ready to report outside Zhengyang Gate.

    Knowing that Fatty Lu is entering the palace for the first time to participate in the New Year's Ceremony, Wu Yingxiong and Lin Tianqing, who are both pretty good to Fatty Lu, have kindly given advice to him.  It takes a long time, and the ground is freezing cold in winter. Wearing this pair of knee pads can reduce the risk of arthritis, and at the same time, people can relax.  Lin Tianqing sent his personal attendants to send some dried dates to Fatty Lu, and warned Fatty Lu to drink less water and not to eat. He was so hungry that he could use the dried dates hidden in his sleeve to satisfy his hunger.  Fatty Lu also sincerely thanked him for picking up.

    "Damn it, the Kang Xiaomazi family are so fucking perverted, how did they come up with so many perverted rules?"

    Changed to other seven-pin sesame official stalls, and someone helped arrange a good seat when entering the palace to participate in the New Year's ceremony. No matter how cumbersome and troublesome the etiquette is, I will be happy, but who is Fatty Lu?  At the thought of going into the palace and kneeling for several hours in front of the pockmarked emperor, Fatty Lu became furious!  In anger, Fatty Lu suddenly had a plan. He found an excuse to send Erlang and the Liu family brothers out temporarily, and then brought in the gift he was going to give Xiao Mazi, removed the silk silk, opened his trousers and took out the living room.  The son poured water on the gift, and still muttered, "My Lord will give you some fertilizer, so that your Qing Dynasty will prosper and prosper for thousands of years!"

    Packed up and dressed up, Fatty Lu gave the dog legs a day off, and then personally brought gifts to the gate to meet Wu Yingxiong, Lin Tianqing and others.  At the same time, Princess Jianning also came out with Shang Wanyi, planning to personally lead Shang Wanyi into the palace to pay New Year's greetings to the old witch of Xiaozhuang¡ª¡ªWu Yingxiong also kindly prepared a precious gift for Shang Wanyi out of his own pocket.  The righteousness of the world brother.  It was only now that Wu Yingxiong, Lin Tianqing and others discovered that Fatty Lu had two gifts, one was a long box wrapped in silk, and the other was a cylinder covered in silk.  Lin Tianqing couldn't help asking curiously: "Lord Lu, what is your second gift? Why didn't I hear you mention it before?"

    "Senior Lin, please forgive me for making a fool of myself." Fatty Lu said with a smile: "This is a good thing that I specially prepared for the emperor. I plan to surprise the emperor, and the mystery will be revealed at that time."

    "Well, it's up to you." Lin Tianqing didn't bother to delve into it, but he kindly warned: "However, this matter is not a joke. It's not a big deal. Today is a special day. If it is suspected of violating taboos, it is best not to give it away."

    "Thank you senior for your guidance. This junior understands that this junior won't make fun of his own head." Fatty Lu replied with a smile.  Lin Tianqing thought so, so he didn't say anything else, but he and Fatty Lu got into the sedan chair provided by Wu Yingxiong's mansion, and followed Wu Yingxiong's four-carrying silver sedan chair and Princess Jianning's phoenix chariot, all the way to Zhengyangmen, causing disaster.  However, Xiao Erlang, Fang Shiyu, Li Tianzhi and other dog legs accompanied Zhu Fangdan to the streets of the capital to steal chickens and dogs and molested women.

    Halfway through Mao, Fatty Lu and his party arrived at Zhengyang Gate smoothly. Princess Jianning, who had to enter the harem to pay New Year's greetings, took Shang Wanyi to the Xihua Gate to enter the palace. Fatty Lu, Wu Yingxiong and others got off the sedan chair outside Zhengyang Gate, waiting  The Ministry of Rituals arranged for a lineup to enter the palace.  At this moment, the outside of Zhengyangmen was already full of people. Officials of all sizes kept pouring in from all directions. They gathered outside Zhengyangmen where the wind and snow were blowing. They saluted each other and said auspicious words.

    "Yifeng, it's your first time in the capital, don't understand the rules, don't run around." Also taking this opportunity, Wu Yingxiong, who was specially ordered to wear a yellow jacket, told Fatty Lu: "If you don't understand, just ask me or Lin."  My lord, there are too many people, don't get separated from us, it will be troublesome if we can't find anyone when we enter the palace."

    Fatty Lu nodded his thanks, while Lin Tianqing pulled Fatty Lu to an old man wearing a second-rank official uniform, and said: "Yifeng, this is Mr. Huang, Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites. Hurry up and salute him. This time, thanks to him for giving you  A good location has been arranged, and I will give you a chance to show your face."

    ?Looking at the box, I saw the wooden box with the bottom of the yellow silk, which contained a beautiful bong made of silver, and a jade box.  Xiao Mazi picked up the pipe in one hand and the jade box in the other, and asked suspiciously, "Lu Aiqing, what is this?"

    "Why isn't it "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing"?!" Kong Sizhen, the Shang brothers, the Geng brothers, Wu Yingxiong, Li Tianyu, Lin Tianqing and others were dumbfounded, and then both Wu Yingxiong and Lin Tianqing breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a big stone in their hearts  When it finally landed, Kong Sizhen, monk Zhixiao and the others almost shouted, "Where's our "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing" sticker? Where did it go? It's a good thing worth several thousand taels!"

    "Return to the emperor, these are smoking guns and Eight Banners drug ointment." Fatty Lu said seriously: "When I was studying Western literature, I accidentally discovered that if this drug is used to smoke, it can cultivate the body and strengthen the body.  , prevent all diseases, keep away from medicine stones, and also have magical effects such as beautifying and beautifying, refreshing and analgesic, strengthening the brain and nourishing the marrow, etc. Western dignitaries, nobles, scholars and wise men are all proud of taking this drug, which is extremely precious.  Although in the Qing Dynasty there were drugs handed down from Western vassal states, most of them were used as medicine stones, and few were used for inhalation. The humble minister has the courage to present such a fetish to the emperor, just to ask the emperor to give it a try and raise dragons  Tens of thousands of years."

    "Afurong, I have read about it in ancient books, it is indeed a rare and good medicine, but it has so many effects when used for inhalation, I have never heard of it before." Xiao Mazi nodded and asked curiously  Said: "But Lu Aiqing, why do you call A Furong the Eight Banners Fushou Gao?"

    "Returning to the emperor, how can such a noble elixir be passed down to the world and let ordinary people use it?" Fatty Lu said respectfully, "That's why I dared to change the name of this medicine to Baqi Fushou Ointment, just to hope that the world will remember this.  It is precious and cannot be abused by the people. It can only be enjoyed exclusively by us in the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty. Help our soldiers in the Eight Banners to be strong and strong, skilled in bows and horses, victorious in every battle, and rule the country for thousands of years!"

    "So that's how it is." Xiao Mazi nodded thoughtfully, and after a while, Xiao Mazi said: "Then I will let someone try it first, and if it really has such an effect, then I will issue a decree and formally release this medicine."  Name it Eight Banners Fushou Ointment, and list it as a special item for my Eight Banners soldiers."

    "Thank you, Lord Long En." Fatty Lu kowtowed, and then kindly suggested: "Your Majesty, I heard that the Empress Dowager Lafayette suffered from migraines, and Ao Zhongtang had many old injuries.  Sleep, and ask them to take two mouthfuls of Eight Banners Fushou Ointment, if it doesn't work, I will accept the crime of deceiving the king with big words."

    "There is still this matter?" Xiao Mazi became more and more interested, looked up at Ao Bai who was not far away and said with a smile: "Ao Zhongtang, did you hear that? Are you interested in trying?"

    "I do have a lot of old wounds on my body, if this medicine really has such a miraculous effect, I really want to try it." Aobai nodded, then smiled at Fatty Lu: "Master Lu, send me some as well some other day,  If it is really so effective, this old man must be rewarded heavily."

    "Obey, I'll remember my humble position." Fatty Lu agreed straight away - to send Eight Banners medicines to people like Aobai, this is a great deed that Fatty Lu couldn't wish for.

    "Damn, why didn't this fat man give away "Bai Juyi's Pipa"? Where did that copybook go?" Seeing Fatty Lu's right and left, Kong Sizhen and others were inevitably even more jealous, and it was extremely strange¡ªthe "Bai Juyi" by Dong Qichang  "Pipa Xing", where did it go?

    "Your Majesty, I also have a noble gift for my emperor." Seeing Fatty Lu talking in front of Xiao Mazi, Liancheng County Magistrate Xie Dong standing next to Lu Fatty finally couldn't hold back, and saw Xiao Mazi's mood again.  Very good, so I bravely held up the gift box in my hand and said loudly: "My minister Xie Dong has heard about the emperor's wonderful brushwork for a long time, and he especially likes Dong Qichang's calligraphy. I have exhausted all my family resources and bought the authentic work of Dong Qichang's "Bai Juyi Pipa Xing".  Accept!" (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please visit www.qidian.com, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!) (Remember the website URL: www.hlnovel.com
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