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Chapter 743 The Dharma of This Land Is Insufficient (Part 2)

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    "Think about it, the priests made up such a story for you. There is a God watching you all the time in the sky, and he is holding a little book with ten things you are not allowed to do. Once you break any of them,  God will send you to a place of fire, smoke, and lava, to burn, to pang, to suffocate, to scream, to cry, to live forever, but" (This entire passage is from George Carlin  religious talk show)

    St. Watson was wearing big blisters on his head. He stood alone on a protruding boulder and talked endlessly, surrounded by huge monsters of various colors.

    The old man spread his hands: "The merciful God will always love you."

    Among the monsters, several humanoid sprites laughed loudly.  Especially a 28-year-old girl who only wore pink myrobalan on her upper body. She laughed so hard that the flowers and branches trembled, and her breasts were white and trembling.

    "What was he muttering about?"

    A blue-black giant lobster standing outside scratched its tentacles with its pincers.

    "It seems to be mocking their Heavenly Mother."

    The vermilion octopus with a white scarf on its head replied.

    "Eh? This is good, this is good, I want to listen too."

    Saying that, the giant lobster squeezed forward.

    St. Watson's performance is in full swing: "God not only loves you, he also loves your money. God always asks his followers for money. He is omniscient and omnipotent. He is supreme. He created the whole world, but he doesn't know why.  Not enough money. Religion has amassed billions of dollars, not only does it not pay taxes, but it is also greedy. Oh~"

    He put his hand on his forehead: "This is really a good shit (story) with a lot of money. Has anyone noticed the pun here?"

    There was another burst of laughter.

    St. Watson's performance was over, he saluted, and the trolls in the ashram threw gifts at him, such as scales, a small piece of tentacles, or unknown slime, which was a deal between St. Watson and the ashram trolls.  Mei Yao threw her pink myrobalan on it, but St. Watson refused to accept it, and asked for a clam shell the size of a palm instead.  He also turns a blind eye to the winking eyes of the love potion, which may have something to do with the fact that the charmer who was born as a clam spirit only has the upper body.

    "My dear brothers, my theme for the next session is the most annoying guy in the Tianmu dojo, a story about an old hat squid. Does anyone want to hear it?"

    The scene responded loudly, and the response was even more enthusiastic than before. St. Watson made a gesture of pressing down with both hands, and waited for a little silence before putting his index finger to his mouth: "Don't call that big squid  heard it."

    The demons echoed again, and some even whistled.  It is conceivable that this old man is very popular among monsters now.

    It took a long time for the demon group to disperse, and St. Watson jumped down awkwardly from under the stone, and shouted at Li Yan: "I said, you can ask that lich, can you give me back my Caesar, I miss it very much."  it."

    "If Li Jiang knows, you gather a crowd to tell jokes about her theme, do you think you can stand here calmly? Still want to get your biological samples back?"

    Li Yan held a bright purple medicinal leaf that could not be named in his mouth.

    This Tianmu Palace is worthy of being the ruins of Wuhua and Tianbao. Not to mention housing many thousand-year-old monsters, there are coral treasure trees everywhere, fist-sized pearls and gems, and all kinds of rare and exotic fruits. Regardless of their efficacy, they are all delicious.  Occasionally, it can provide Li Yan with a few points of awakening, which is better than nothing.

    After reaching a consensus with Mr. Pengri, the two of them were able to travel freely in the Tianmu dojo. Ma Ling and Li Jiang fought for several days, but in the end Li Jiang, who was good at fighting, was better.  A fierce son got into the dilapidated poisonous dragon pond and was silent.

    However, Mr. Pengri promised that he could help Li Yan get back the abyss alien species that was detained by Duke Yan, but there was no news for the past few days.

    "We need to get closer to these lovely big guys. Do you know how to quickly integrate into a group? Find someone you hate in common, and everyone speaks bad things about him, and you think you should try it too. You don't want to choose  Have a few tough partners left here?"

    Li Yan heaved a sigh of relief and shook his head. Obviously, his progress in conquering the water attribute was not smooth. In fact, the old demons in Tianmu Dojo are not all well-developed limbs and simple minds like Yan Gong and Ma Ling.  Many of them are cunning and cruel people, not so easy to fool.

    Li Yan tried to seduce him by regaining his freedom, but they said: "It's freedom, but we still want to be driven by you? I see that you are dangerous and your strength is not very high. If you follow you, you will inevitably fight with others. If you  If we are dead, we will probably not be reincarnated due to your burden, so we might as well stay at the ashram and eat water plants for peace of mind."

    Some weak ones are willing to follow, but the big onesEven Yang Zichu was inferior, Li Yan was a little unhappy, like a blind date.

    Actually, there are also a few strong enough monsters who are willing to be Li Yanshui's monsters. For example, the Gold-swallowing Toad who once fought Li Jiang head-to-head is among them, but they set various conditions, and one of them coincides with each other.

    Li Yan must not take Yan Gong and Li Jiang with him!

    ? This giant squid born from chaos is really the existence that gods and ghosts hate in Tianmu Dojo, and no one is willing to work with her.

    The Gold Swallowing Demon Toad, who was turned into a spinning top by her tentacle, said angrily: "With her without me, with me without her!",

    Li Yan did not reply to them too early.

    Withdrawing his thoughts, Li Yan changed the topic: "Actually, there is one thing I still don't understand. You don't seem to be a person who values ??responsibility and honor. Why are you trying to stop me from destroying the United Fleet? In the end, both jade and stone were destroyed, which caused Li  A monster like Jiang, aren't you afraid that you will live forever?"

    St. Watson recalled the handsome face like a porcelain doll, and touched the stain on his shirt: "I will return to you. I have a friend who is a historian. He studied the history of the Nubian Empire in Africa.  The history of war, I was caught by a local group of cannibals. The custom of the cannibals is to roast the living. They filled my friend with spices, stripped them and put them on the fire. When I arrived  , one thigh and half of my friend's face have been charred, guess what was his last words when he saw me?"

    Li Yan thought about it seriously and said: "These grandsons don't turn over the barbecue?"

    St. Watson laughed loudly. He shook off the tears from the corners of his eyes, and gave Li Yan a thumbs up: "Almost, that's what scholars are like."

    After getting along with the "inmates" these days, the relationship between Li Yan and St. Watson is obviously a lot better. He must admit that, as an explorer who has traveled all over the five continents, St. Watson, a frivolous old alcoholic on the surface, does have  He excels.  Even in ordinary conversations, the jokes are often thought-provoking and have a unique personality charm.

    Li Yan thought for a while, then suddenly asked: "What happened next?"

    St. Watson could clearly understand what Li Yan meant, and the old man's deep-set eye sockets were dimmed: "I killed them all, including the children who couldn't reach the wheel, and I put that fat patriarch on fire and cut him up."  genitalia forced him to eat it himself."

    Li Yan spat out the soft and tender medicinal leaves in his mouth, and spat out a few mouthfuls of saliva,

    St. Watson shrugged: "Most scholars are like this. But I am more extreme."

    "Woohoo~ What a sin."

    Mr. Pengri did not know when he appeared behind the two of them, obviously he also heard the joke.  However, he didn't comment any more, but said to Li Yan: "Li Jiang wants to meet you." (Remember the website website: www.hlnovel.com
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