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Today is Saturday, and it is also the first day of the Dragon Boat Festival holiday.
In the evening, Xu Ni and Ye Xiuyuan went to Sui Xunshuang's place as guests. The two sisters opened a cocktail to add to the fun, but later felt a little unsatisfactory, so they went to grab the man's wine.
Su Hanyan picked up the bottle and turned it around, "It's 12.5 degrees, it shouldn't matter if they drink half a glass."
Sui Xun Shuang has a good capacity for alcohol, she can drink half a bottle of alcohol with this alcohol content without any problem, but Xu Ni is different, she has almost no alcohol capacity at all, so she opened the can of cocktails with less than 4 alcohol alcohol in front of her At that time, Ye Xiuyuan stared closely.
"Nini, there is grape juice in the refrigerator, and one of the color and taste is bad" Ye Xiuyuan suggested with a smile.
How could there be no difference?
Even if the color is similar, the taste must be different.
Otherwise, where would the wine put its face? Its worth 100 times higher than that of grape juice must be reflected in some aspects.
"I'll just drink a small cup, I won't get drunk, and even if I suffer, I'll eat at home, and I need you to take care of me" After speaking, Xu Ni stopped looking at Ye Xiuyuan, and poured out what she had eaten for herself and Sui Xun. Had a glass of wine.
It's true that the amount of alcohol is not good, but he only drank a small cup, and it is unlikely that he wants to get drunk.
But alcohol is not useless in the body, at least Xu Ni feels that she is not only courageous but also itchy tonight. Inexplicably, he felt that when the two guests left, he would have the courage to climb on Ye Xiuyuan's head and take this opportunity to get drunk.
It's just that before they left, Sui Xunshuang took the lead in "playing hooligans".
Why do you say she is playing hooligans?
Because everyone, including Xu Ni, knows that Sui Xun Shuang is not drunk, and by being one part drunk and nine parts wild, he plays hooligans in a grandiose manner.
"Nini, how can you not want me? How can you leave me alone in Nancheng and go to England by yourself?" Sui Xun sobbed fiercely while talking, wiping snot and tears on Xu Ni's shoulders.
"What nonsense are you talking about, when will I abandon you? Besides, I will come back every summer vacation, by the way, don't think that I don't know that you secretly completed the visa, a one-year visa"
Xu Ni bit the word "one year" very hard. He also said this sentence to someone's boyfriend. He has applied for a visa for a whole year. Apart from being with her, it is also possible that this young couple is having trouble. Something twisted.
But that was just her guess, so Xu Ni changed her expression, "Sister, your love is too deep, and I'm afraid of being beaten to death by your husband."
"It doesn't necessarily mean that you don't love me anymore" Sui Opera Jing Xun Shuang is working hard on his final performance, pretending not to hear about the visa. Just continued: "I haven't slept with you since you got married. We used to sleep together when we were young, and the time passed so fast that we forgot when was the last time we lay in the same bed together something happened"
The dialogue between the two sisters was originally a sand sculpture style, but Sui Xunshuang's "literary and artistic female nerves" had to add the sentimentality of the passing years to the sand sculpture dialogue.
The word "crazy" is not unreasonable. Xu Ni's heart, which was so excited by alcohol that it has no place to rest, became enthusiastic at this moment-she also wanted to go crazy.
She poured another full glass of wine for herself, and drank it down in one gulp before Ye Xiuyuan reached out to snatch it away.
With the cuff of the white shirt, he smartly wiped the wine stains on the corners of his mouth, and then hugged the crazy sister with tears streaming down his face.
Wipe each other's snot and tears on each other's clothes.
They, while disliking each other's slovenly appearance, hugged each other tightly.
The performance-style behavior of the two "lunatics" is particularly exaggerated-sitting on the ground in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, sentimentalizing youth with snot, and recalling the past with tears.
Su Hanyan looked at the two actors lying on the ground, and sighed helplessly, "It's too late, it's not safe to drive at night, Xu Ni is also drunk, or you can make do in the guest room here." night."
Ye Xiuyuan silently looked at the girl on the floor performing with all her strength, and refused bluntly: "Forget it, I'll take her home."
It must be taken home, after all, Ye Xiuyuan must not be at ease if she takes a bath by herself with her current appearance - she is very likely to slip and fall in place, or fall asleep in the bathtub.
And this kind of thing is rounded up and it can barely be regarded as a mandarin duck, so it's better to go home, and it's quite private.
"Discuss something with you. We intend to strengthen the sisterhood, so I want to live and sleep together this week."
"then what do I do?"
"then what do I do?"
The two men spoke in unison.
 The child rolled to the other side of the bed.
"Why?" Xu Ni yawned and complained dissatisfiedly. She covered her mouth, turned her face away, and ignored Ye Xiuyuan.
"Tomorrow you will scold me for being an idiot, and you won't even be allowed to wear clothes." Ye Xiuyuan spoke very sincerely, as if he was reasoning with a child.
Xu Ni reached out and grabbed the small notebook on the bedside table, "I have a notebook here, help me get the pen on the table over there."
Men are good at what they do.
"Daddy sleeps naked tonight.¡ª¡ªXu Ni's father." Xu Ni wrote it word by word, and finally signed her name with a big stroke of a pen.
"What time is it?" Xu Ni raised her head to look at Ye Xiuyuan.
The man looked down at his watch, reported the time, and saw that the girl added the year, month, day and the current exact time under these names.
"Is it okay? Dad will sleep like this tonight."
"Okay, I have played against you all night. This time I will follow your wishes."
Ye Xiuyuan turned off the lights in the bedroom, walked to the door, and then returned the same way, took away the small notebook that Xu Ni had put on the bedside table after writing the date, turned around and went to take a shower.
It should be interesting tomorrow.
When the husband and wife have an in-depth exchange tomorrow morning, they must force her to find out the identity of her second husband.
Whether it's a human or a ghost, all legs will be broken!
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? Push Jiyou Professor Wen, hehe.
"My partner relies on brain supplements to fall in love" by a big shark
?Miss You Gang You Lie x Ai Nao Bu Veteran Cadre Professor
?Professor Lin of Linshan University has always been self-sufficient, and has always seemed to dedicate his life to academics.
In the lecture, the students asked more tricky questions one by one.
Student 1: Professor Lin, you are in your thirties and still not in love. Is there some hidden disease?
Professor Lin frowned: I love
Student 1 took the conversation, tearing up: woo woo woo! You love academics, don't you! This persistence is so touching! I will definitely listen to the professor's teaching and study hard!
Professor Lin finished slowly: "My wife is sleeping behind."
At the back of the classroom, a girl was sleeping on the table, wearing the same ring as Professor Lin.
*
One day after they got married, the two had a big fight, and Cheng Lu was so angry that he slammed the door and left.
?Professor Lin was anxious at home and lost the battle after a while, but Cheng Lu couldn't get through on the phone, and he couldn't find anyone when he went out to look for it.
100 pieces of news about missing women rolled through Professor Lin's mind, and he called the police.
One call.
"Comrade policeman, my wife is lost. She quarreled with me this morning and went out. There is no news now. Her name is Cheng Lu"
On the other end of the phone, the police comrade yelled loudly: "Sister Lu! Your husband came to report missing!"
"Are you wrong?" Cheng Lu's voice came from the phone.
A group of eavesdroppers around.
Professor Lin: ""
Comrade police sent a message on his behalf: "Sister Lu said that she is very angry. If you don't take the initiative to admit your mistake, she will not come back."
Afterwards, the two reconciled, and Professor Lin wrote a thousand-character self-criticism, with neat handwriting, expressing his sincerity.
Thanks to the little angels who voted for me to overlord or irrigate nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]:
? 10 bottles of Xiaoxiao, Xiaonuankoucute; 2 bottles of Qubuxia;
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