Xue Meng used facts to prove that there is no CP that cannot be removed in the world, only players who do not work hard to remove CP. In this game called "Mo Ran is not gay" (a nickname he secretly picked up in his heart), the player Xue Meng gave full play to his ingenuity and successfully broke up the pair of dog and man who have seen the devil.
He and Xiaolong looked through the guide, chose the heroine, made a plan, and acted separately, one person and one dragon kept an eye on Xiao Mo Ran in the north of the park, and one dragon kept an eye on Xiao Chu Wanning in the south of the park, and finally ensured that at the end of the spring outing, Mo When Ran took the school bus and left in the dust, he didn't even see a piece of Chu Wanning's sleeves.
Simply exciting.
"We made it!"
"We let Mo Ran establish a friendship with the girl!"
"They're going to be best friends in no time!"
"When puberty comes, they will sneak together behind their parents' backs!"
"Sneak date in school uniform after school!"
"They will hide a box of sweet and greasy chocolates in each other's schoolbags!"
"In the sudden downpour of high school evening self-study, he would carry her on his back, so as not to get her little pink leather shoes wet!"
Xue Meng raised his head and laughed loudly: "The little pink leather shoes are a bit exaggerated." He paused, and continued with bright eyes, "But it's a good idea to carry your girlfriend home when the rain is pouring The ink burning in high school was about a few meters long. with?"
Xiaozhulong flicked through the manual guide: "1.86 to 1.89, depending on his luck, he will be in this range anyway."
"Tsk, that's really" Xue Meng showed a subtle expression, as if he was a little envious and trying to tense up, which made his final facial expression look like a toothache. He pouted, not intending to continue this unpleasant topic.
He didn't want Little Candle Dragon to notice that he was still wearing underwear.
"In short, their road to love will be very smooth." Xue Meng concluded, even a little paranoid, "It must be smooth. Otherwise, I will not be able to deal with Jiang Xi."
In order to ensure that the emotions of Mo Ran and the girl are stable and undisturbed, Xue Meng and the others are going to continue to observe for a while - of course, in this simulation game, the speed of time can be adjusted, they only need to tell the date to the guide just fine.
"We want to see Mo Ran and the girl's first date." Small Candle Dragon said.
Xue Meng also joined in and said: "Alone, without a third party, although they can't be called a date at this age, but you are so smart that you should understand what we mean."
He seems to have forgotten who called this guide "artificial mental retardation" before.
"It's just playing together, doing homework together, or doing other things together, playing house or something." He thought for a while and added, "It's all fine."
For the shame of being called artificially retarded, the guide precisely set the time back by one week and three days.
It was one night, they were downstairs in a residential area, with the warm yellow light coming from the windows of many houses, the housewives busy cleaning up the pots and pans in the kitchen, the shouting of children, and the vague male anchor of the news network. From their voices, they could tell that it was around seven o'clock.
Xue Meng and Little Candle Dragon waited for a while, but Mo Ran appeared.
As expected, he was carrying a small schoolbag and a lunchbox bag with a pirated cartoon Winnie the Pooh. Winnie's nose was worn out, which made this unattractive bootleg bear look even worse. The face is hideous and ridiculous.
However, all the hideousness and ridiculousness can be covered up by the smiling, chirping girl next to him.
"I live on the second floor. My father is away on a business trip, but my mother is at home. Don't be afraid. She is very nice." The little girl's eyebrows are curved, and the long eyelashes are dancing with orange lights. "Yesterday I told her about you. If you want to come to play, she told me that tonight there will be her fried egg yolk chicken wings, as well as the cheese whipped cream cake sold in the pastry shop at the door. Do you like cheese whipped cream cake?"
"I" Mo Ran muttered, Xue Meng noticed that his old sneakers had come off the glue, "I have never eaten such a thing."
The girl didn't laugh at him, she just froze for a moment and then laughed heartily: "You will like it, if you don't like it, give it all to me, but don't tell my mother, she is always worried that I will eat like this Will grow into a big fat man."
Under the street lamp, Mo Ran lowered his head and kicked the pebbles and dust on the side of the road with his unglued sneakers. He was really trying to die by doing this, and the already miserable sneakers became even more unsightly.
"You can't get fat from eating." After a while, Xiao Mo felt depressed.Under the steady and flickering passive street lights.
Even Mo Ran was still hitting the window with a glassy luster in the moonlight with a small stone
But what he smashed was not the girl's window, but the window of Chu Wanning's bedroom next door to the girl.
"Tell me this is a coincidence." Little Candle Dragon said desperately, "Tell me that his hand was just shaking, he didn't hit it firmly, and he missed it again."
Xue Meng is still more sensible, he did not speak, his face was ashen.
One mistake is an accident, ten times is true love.
No one smashes the wrong window ten times in a row, so what Mo Ran knocked on was Chu Wanning's window, and the person he wanted to see was Chu Wanning, the little brother next door to the girl.
What a fucking hell! !
The window was opened, and the summer night wind came in with the fragrance of magnolia flowers. Chu Wanning was wearing a white children's plush pajamas. Although he looked impatient and sleepy, he still moved in. A stool, stand on tiptoe and look down.
"Why are you here again?" Chu Wanning lay on the window, yawned, and said lazily to Mo Ran, "Didn't you just finish playing together this afternoon?"
Mo Ran didn't speak under the street lamp, and waved to him with a smile. He folded several paper planes and flew towards him, and finally one of them flew into his room.
Chu Wanning disassembled the paper airplane, with a crayon drawing painted on it, a white cat and a puppy were drawn on it, and there was a line of words written in creamy yellow lead:
Forgot to say goodnight to you.
I wish you a good dream, we will go to you (I forgot how to write this word) swimming pool tomorrow.
Call our good friend Ling'er, if she wishes (I haven't learned how to write this word yet).
Ink burning
¡ª¡ª"So." Little Candle Dragon almost twitched a little, "In the end he and Chu Wanning became 'us', and the cute girl next door became friends of 'us'."
Xue Meng was silent for a while.
In fact, he really wanted to find some gentle and subtle sentences from the corners of his brain to express his disappointment at the moment. Even Tang poetry, Song lyrics, Yuan songs, European operas are so literary that he usually gets goosebumps.
but none.
He finally squeezed out the swear word that burned the blood in his whole body through his teeth.
"Damn gay, I fuck your second uncle."
"you should modify your wording one last time."
"Never mind my words!! I'm so angry now!"
"No." Xiao Zhulong said, "I just want to remind you that if you want to fuck his second uncle, then you are gay too."
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