Add Bookmark | Recommend this book | Back to the book page | My bookshelf | Mobile Reading

Free Web Novel,Novel online - All in oicq.net -> Fantasy -> Erha and his white cat Shizun

Extra episode "Xue Meng's Blind Date: The Stumbled Young Woman (2)"

Previous page        Return to Catalog        Next page

    ?

    ¡ª¡ªThe episode is set as modern eg¡ª¡ª

    ? I thought I was playing a love development game with multiple characters and strategies, but I didn¡¯t expect that this game could only have one ending forever.

    ¡ª¡ªExcerpt from "A Failed Mission Report" by Xue Meng

    Xue Meng is eating the penultimate piece of coconut milk red bean cake on the plate.

    He had to be very careful, he used a plastic spoon to cut a slice along the edge of the red bean cake, with precise estimation and steady hand.  He wanted to preserve as much of the cake's integrity as possible, but alas, it had been marred on one side by the mango mousse served in the same dish.

    He hated Mango as much as he hated his job in the Cultivation Realm Protection Bureau.

    It's a pity that he has to do it. This is the 21st century, and the foolish son of the Taoist family has to work to support himself.

    "Mission report, Mr. Xue." A dry mechanical female voice came from the headset.

    Xue Meng rolled his eyes. Since the Time-Space Protection Bureau transferred a new director named Jiang, mission reports have become a daily necessity.

    "Hey, I arrived at the office at 8:20 today. I was not late. I packed a piece of Mr. Li's fried rice in the morning. It tastes good. I suggest that all colleagues try it when you have time. The key is that the old man who sells fried rice is kind and friendly  Knows how to praise people, even a 60-year-old aunt can call her a little sister with shame. After eating raw fried rice, I started to stamp¡ª"

    This is why Xue Meng hates his job.

    Yes, stamped.

    It's a long story, and it's his father who gets to the bottom of it.  Xue Meng's father, Xue Zhengyi, is the chairman of the International Cultivation Bureau. As the only precious son of the chairman, Xue Meng has lived a life full of stars since he was a child, and no one dares to offend him. All the food he eats is specially provided by the Cultivation Bureau.  Even the diapers are woven by the deep-sea sharks to ensure silky, breathable and no prickly heat, so the Bangbao Shi Kao diapers are not liked by parents at all.

    Such a young man in the cultivation world naturally has a good life. After graduation, he directly entered the work of the Protection Bureau of the cultivation world. On the first day of work, he was personally received by the director.

    The chief of the bureau at the time was Nangong Liu, a fat, white, middle-aged man who could sweat when he climbed two floors.

    Nangong Liu cordially held Comrade Xiao Xue's hand, shook his cheeks and greeted: "Oh, Xue Meng, right? He really looks like your father, he looks like his own son, handsome!"

    Xue Meng said: "Thank you uncle for your compliment."

    Nangong Liu said cheerfully: "Your father and I are old acquaintances, so let's not gossip. Come on, uncle will first explain to you the work you need to do."

    At that time, Xue Meng, a fresh graduate, was full of ambitions. He was determined to contribute to the building of a harmonious new world of self-cultivation and contribute his modest strength, so he said straightforwardly: "Just tell me, and I will earnestly complete the tasks you have given me."

    Look, there is no score of the second generation at all, what a good boy!

    Director Nangong took a deep look at him, suppressed his smile, and said solemnly: "Little Xue, the organization considers that you come from a family of cultivators, and all the conditions are outstanding. Therefore, even though you are Chairman Xue's favorite, we still  Decided to give you the hardest, toughest job."

    When Xue Meng heard it, he suddenly came to the spirit: "I have liked all kinds of adventurous things since I was a child. In the past, everyone always hindered my dad's face, and I didn't let me do this, and I didn't let me touch that." His eyes flashed  Looking at the light, "I've finally made it through."

    Director Nangong patted him on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up: "Aspirational."

    Xue Meng asked: "Then what am I going to do?"

    "Ahem." Nangong Liu cleared his throat, "Generally speaking, this is a difficult job that no one in this bureau is capable of. It requires the person in charge to have extraordinary patience, precise judgment, and decisive decision-making ability  .Because every decision of yours determines thousands of lives¡ªa large number of lives will be saved because of you, but there will also be many souls who will bleed because of you.¡±

    His expression was serious, his eyes were burning, as if a round of holy light was rising behind him.

    "This is a hard job on the front line. When you were going to work in the Space-Time Bureau, your father asked me to find you a comfortable and safe position. But after reading your resume, I think you are a  A good boy full of ambitions, I can't be sorry for the enthusiasm of young people, so after careful consideration, I entrust this job to you."

    The director said, stretched out a hand, and poked Xue Meng's chest.

    "You have to be worthy of those thousands of lives."

    Xue Meng immediately burst into tears and respected: "Director, thank you for giving me such an important task regardless of my father's obstruction! I will work hard and live up to your expectations!"??Like a pile driver, circle or fork on different reports.  It does require inhuman patience.

    Of course, this patience is not just about facing boring work without rebellious psychology.  The greater patience is that he has to restrain himself every day, so that he can convince himself not to rush to Nangong Liu's office to cut off the director's reproductive organs!  !

    Although Director Nangong did not lie to him, he did decide the fate of thousands of lives.

    Just look at these reports¡ª¡ª

    "Report on the Approval of the Exclusive Chicken Farm for Violent DPS Crispy Chicken"

    ? "Report on Cucurbit Babies Specially Approved After the Founding of the People's Republic of China"

    ? "Report on the Special Approval of the Black Cat Sergeant as a Sergeant after the Founding of the People's Republic of China"

    "Gu Yueye's Application for Retired Sect Leader and Veteran Cadre: I Really Want to Live Another Five Hundred Years"

    "Sphenoid Bone Beauty Seat Research Group: Calling on monks carrying the beauty seat gene to donate sperm for human-devil genetic engineering proposal"

    Isn't it a matter of hundreds of millions of lives every minute?

    Xue Meng raised his little fork with a vicious face, and slapped it on the "Sperm Donation Proposal".  A sense of justice that saved countless little lives arose in his heart, and he commented coldly: "No one wants to be shot in a cup and frozen. Denied."

    He admitted that he was venting his grievances, but he hoped that this kind of nonsense would make the director intolerable, and it would be best to transfer him to the front line and let him go to the mortal world to fight demons or something.

    It's a pity that the director is as stable as a rock, and he didn't blame Chairman Xue for it at all. On the contrary, in a party, Xue Meng heard that Miss Ye Wangxi, the secretary of the director, had to work overtime until the early morning because of these pranks.  .

    "If you make your daughter-in-law work overtime again, I will resign tomorrow!!"

    Across half the corridor, Nangong Si, the director's son, could be heard slapping the table and jumping.

    Xue Meng shrank his neck guilty, and after a while, he decided to face these reports seriously.

    After a few months like this, when he stamped faster and faster, and almost forgot his original ambition when he just graduated, Nangong Liu was suspended for reflection because of accepting bribes from monsters, and lost his iron rice bowl.

    The new chief is here.

    Director Jiang Xi acted vigorously and quickly took over any stall.  Only for the position of Xue Meng, it took him an hour to understand what it was used for.

    This really can¡¯t be blamed on Director Jiang¡¯s lack of intelligence, but because Nangong Liu¡¯s packaging for Xue Meng was too bluffing. Director Jiang unwrapped the wrapping paper for a long time, one layer after another, and finally found out that the inside was wrapped.  It's a fart.

    All in all, Xue Meng's position is useless, and even the work of Xiao Li, who is lazy to wash vegetables in the cafeteria, is more meaningful than him.

    Director Jiang couldn't bear this kind of rice bug post, so he decided to abolish the official position of the "General Committee Chairman" and find some other work for Xue Meng.

    It took him about a week to observe the concept, and finally made a decision, so the opening scene appeared¡ª¡ª

    "Mission report, Mr. Xue."

    "Cough, I arrived at the office at 8:20 today. I was not late. I packed a piece of Mr. Li's fried rice in the morning. It tastes good. Suggestions, colleagues, go try it when you have time. The key is that the old man who sells fried rice is very kind  Knows how to praise people, even a 60-year-old aunt can call her a little sister with shame. After eating raw fried rice, I will start stamping"

    A hissing current suddenly came from the headset.

    Then, Jiang Xi's channel was cut in, and the cold ai sound effect disappeared, replaced by Director Jiang's voice, which was more inhumane than ai.

    "From today onwards, you don't need to stamp your seal. Get off work early today, and come to my office tomorrow. I have an important job for you." Jiang Xi paused, and said calmly, "Remember to bring me a copy of Master Li's  Fry and add vinegar."

    Xue Meng: "" (Remember this website URL: www.hlnovel.com
Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report