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    On the day when Chu Wanning's retreat ended, an uninvited guest came to the peak of life and death.

    "Tuk tuk."

    Early in the morning, the door of the Red Lotus Water Pavilion was knocked anxiously.

    Mo Ran is serving Chu Wanning to change clothes. This person has just finished his practice, and after ten days of meditation, the whole person is a little confused. When he heard the knock on the door, he said quite coldly: "Please come in."

    Mo Ran: "Pfft."

    "¡­¡­why are you laughing?"

    "Master has set up an enchantment at the door, who can get in except me and Xue Meng?"

    Only then did Chu Wanning think of it, and raised his hand to untie the barrier.  A messenger disciple came outside in a hurry, reeking of alcohol, like a headless chicken: "Elder Yuheng, it's not good, a big monster has come to the gate of Danxin Hall!"

    The two looked at each other, and immediately rushed to Danxin Hall.

    From afar, Mo Ran saw a huge gourd spinning around the square, and a group of elders and disciples watched dumbfoundedly.

    Mo Ran: " big demon?"

    Fat Gourd: "Gulu Gulu Gulubo."

    Seeing Chu Wanning and Mo Ran coming, Xue Zhengyi's eyes lit up, and he patted his thigh: "Ah! Yuheng! It's time to wake up! There is salvation, there is salvation, come on!"

    Chu Wanning is still a little confused, but he is born cold, even if he is confused, his face is still very unpredictable: "Huh?"

    "It's another monster that escaped from the Golden Drum Tower." Xue Zhengyi had a bitter face, angry and funny, "I won't leave here¡ªthe wine-colored gourd!"

    Chu Wanning raised his eyes to see the big gourd running wildly all over the field. They were two tall, exuding the luster of mother-of-pearl. There was a burst of pink smoke from the mouth of the gourd, and a burst of wine. It was indeed the rumored wine-colored gourd.  demon.

    Chu Wanning said: "This monster doesn't hurt people."

    "But it pours wine!"

    It was true, the wine-colored gourd drove a group of young disciples to run all over the field, and as soon as they caught up with one, a hole would be opened immediately, and they began to spray wine into their mouths, and while spraying back, they uttered "Gulu Gulubo!"

    Chu WanNing: ""

    "I heard that it only admires people who drink better than it does." Xue Zhengyong said helplessly, "Yuheng, look"

    ? Chu Wanning helped the forehead with some headaches, swept off the field, summoned Tianwen, and lay in front of the wine gourd.

    "Don't run away." He said, "I'll drink with you."

    The fat gourd was overjoyed, shaking back and forth, the cracked mouth immediately rose, and a sip of wine syrup was sprayed towards Chu Wanning Qingjun's face like a small arrow. Unexpectedly, Chu Wanning dodged and dodged the mouthful of wine calmly  , everyone saw the golden light shining, and the fat gourd was tightly strangled by Tianwen.

    "Another way to drink, do you have a cup?"

    "Gulubo!" A small gourd ladle was spit out from the opening of the fat gourd, and it was filled with wine, "Boom!"

    Chu Wanning sat on the ground under the gaze of everyone, and drank with the wine-colored gourd.

    "Gulu Bobobo!"

    "That's right, let's have another one."

    "Boom!"

    "Is there any pear blossom white?"

    "Bobobo!"

    Xue Zhengyi said in astonishment: "Yuheng, you seem to understand what it is saying?"

    "Well." Chu Wanning said, "This kind of monster can always understand a little bit."

    Wine-colored gourd: "Bobobo!"

    Mo Ran smiled and said: "Master, what did he say this time?"

    Chu Wanning: "I'm chatting with me, saying that it hasn't been exposed to the sun for a long time."

    The wine-colored gourd seemed very happy. It didn't know why, and obviously understood Chu Wanning's words, so it approached intimately and poured him a large gourd of wine.

    "This time it's pear blossom white?"

    "Boom!"

    "I don't love Nurhong."

    "Bo" The wine-colored gourd poured out the wine with a splash, and replaced it with another one.

    Everyone was stunned, all speechless.

    Seeing that the man and the monster drank from morning to noon, people were not drunk, and the monster was happy. Everyone was dumbfounded, and more and more people gathered at the entrance of Danxin Hall.

    Xue Meng and Shi Mei also came.

    When Mo Ran saw Shi Mo, he thought of the previous misunderstanding and felt guilty, so he wanted to take the initiative to apologize to him. Unexpectedly, Shi Mo caught a glimpse of him, turned around and left.

    Xue Meng saw the doorway, and then poked Mo Ran with his elbow: "He seems to be still angry that you misunderstood him last time."

    Mo Ran was a little worried: "What should I do then?"Thinking of Cai Die's unspoken confession back then, he froze for a moment.

    The teacher said: "You didn't finish a sentence with me at the beginning, I don't know what you want to say, can I ask you now?"

    Just as Mo Ran was about to answer, he suddenly heard a loud noise from the Danxin Temple behind him.

    Both he and the teacher's face changed, and the ink burned: "It's the master!"

    The teacher also had no time to chat, and said, "Go back and have a look."

    The two of them turned back and hurried back to the direction of the main hall. When they arrived at the gate of Danxin Hall, they found that there was a second fat gourd on the huge square.

    The ink burned in surprise: "What is this again?!"

    Xue Zhengyong covered his face and said, "Wine-colored gourd."

    "How many are there?!"

    "Two, one for wine, one for sex. They are twins." Xue Zhengyi almost exploded his head, "The one who fights with Yuheng for wine is just the younger brother, and now this is just the older brother."

    Mo Ran's brows twitched, and it took a while to react: "The wine gourd likes to fight with people for wine, that color gourd" He turned with a blue face, looking at the pink fat gourd that was circling around.

    Xue Zhengyi said embarrassingly: "The color gourd can do all the temptations in the world, and it only obeys the orders of the most pure people."

    Mo Ran turned his head and said: "Xue Meng!!"

    The teacher said "Hey" and said, "Why is Xue Meng not there? Where did he go?"

    Xue Zhengyi pointed to the color gourd: "he has already accepted the trial in the gourd, and he said that he would share Yuheng's worries."

    Mo Ran breathed a sigh of relief: "That's okay, if even Xue Meng is not pure in this world, then there will be no pure people."

    As soon as the voice fell, there was a "bang" explosion.

    Xue Meng was sprayed out from the gourd mouth of the color gourd, and fell heavily in the middle of the crowd. The movement was so loud that everyone looked sideways at it, and even Chu Wanning, who was drinking with the wine gourd, turned his head back.

    The teacher said in amazement: "What's wrong?"

    Another person was surprised: "Could it be that the young master"

    "Cough, cough, cough." Xue Meng blushed, stood up from the ground staggeringly, his eyes were angry and ashamed, and shouted at the color gourd, "You¡ª¡ªyou monster, you, you, you, don't you stink  Face!!"

    Mo Ran looked back and forth, and found that Xue Meng had changed into a set of golden-red robes at some point, only to find it funny and curious: "What's going on?"

    Xue Zhengyong just held his forehead and couldn't speak.

    The teacher said: "I have heard of this. The color gourd is actually not lustful, but infatuated. It wants to find the cleanest and most infatuated partner in the world to marry. It is said that the person who is absorbed into the gourd,  They will all be in a new house."

    "¡­¡­Then what?"

    "Then the primordial spirit of the color gourd will take the form of a bride or groom, but both the bride and groom will cover their faces, waiting for the other party to uncover them with their own hands."

    Mo Ran said: "Is it the deity of the color gourd that you see when you uncover it?"

    "Of course not. What you see will vary from person to person. If you have a sweetheart, you will see the appearance of your sweetheart. If you don't have a sweetheart, but you are lustful, it is said that you will see" Shi Mo coughed lightly  , a little embarrassed, "A stunning man or woman who doesn't have an inch of hair. Only the most pure people can see the appearance of the color gourd."

    Mo Ran turned his head in disbelief and looked at Xue Meng, who was so angry that he was smoking green smoke: "What did Xue Meng see?"

    He really can't believe that Xue Meng can have a sweetheart, but he never believes that Xue Meng can see any naked beauties or handsome men in his eyes.

    But Xue Meng was really thrown out by the color gourd, and seeing the color gourd bouncing and rolling around in place, he was overjoyed, obviously he also saw Xue Meng making a good joke.

    The teacher couldn't bear it, and smoothed things over for Xue Meng, saying: "It may be that the color gourd made a misjudgment"

    Before he finished speaking, Xue Meng pulled out Dragon City, pointed at the color gourd and roared: "You fucking turned into an illusion of myself to confuse me! You also let me in the illusion wear women's clothing!!! You  , You dog breaks the gourd!! How dare you humiliate me!!!"

    "" Many disciples at the peak of death and life, including Mo Ran, were silent for a moment, trying to endure, but they didn't hold back, and all laughed out loud.

    The most narcissistic Xue Ziming, the newlyweds transformed into a peacock with a narcissus, and a gourd, Xue Meng lifted his hijab, and what he saw was his own heavily made-up face¡ª¡ª

    "It's reasonable." Mo Ran tried his best not to laugh too exaggeratedly, and nodded pertinently, "Xue Meng should be very beautiful when she is a girl."

    Before he finished the music, Xue Zhengyi yelled with a headache: "Yuheng, why don't you help fix the wine gourd and this perverted gourd?"  : www.hlnovel.com)??beautiful.  "

    Before he finished the music, Xue Zhengyi yelled with a headache: "Yuheng, why don't you help fix the wine gourd and this perverted gourd?"  : www.hlnovel.com
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