After holding back for a long time, I finally couldn't help but say, "Liang'an, you recognize your father everywhere"
Zhou Liang'an's face darkened, "I'll give you a chance to talk about it again!"
Yang Tao smiled embarrassedly, "What I mean is, whether it's Yu Wenjing, Li Wenjie or He Xueyi, if you want to recognize their father as your father-in-law, they may not be willing, and they might chop you up with a knife and feed them to the dogs."
Although the words are harsh, it is the same truth.
Zhou Liang'an looked innocent, "That's why I made preparations early. Letting myself be sick is equivalent to getting a gold medal for avoiding death. After all, who would care about a sick person like me?"
A few dogs Yang Tao really has nothing to say to Zhou Liang's face, so he patted his butt and went back to his room to sleep.
The next morning, he and Aunt Xue drove to pick up Zhou Liang'an, and brought Zhou Liang'an to a psychological clinic.
The attending doctor here is Doctor Chen, a doctor of psychology who studied in the United States. A lot of famous people wear glasses and white coats. All in all, they are very similar to the psychologists who appear on TV and tvb.
"Zhou Sheng, nice to meet you?"
"How happy are you?"
Doctor Chen's face twitched, how do you answer this? But he laughed, and immediately said, "Zhou Sheng is very humorous!"
"Can't you see that I'm mocking you? Humorous?"
He Xueyi felt that Zhou Liang's case must be crazy. We were chatting and laughing in the car just now. Why did he act like a critically ill patient when he entered the clinic, attacking people like this at every turn? He Xueyi gave Zhou Liang'an a white look, "Be normal. !"
Doctor Chen waved his hand, "Miss He, it's okay, you stay outside for a while, and I will chat with Mr. Zhou alone for a while!"
After this conversation will last about an hour, He Xueyi will not waste time here, she is going to go shopping, and come back to pick up Zhou Liang'an later.
After He Xueyi left, doctor Chen smiled at Liang An'an, and stretched out his hand for Zhou Liang'an to sit down.
Zhou Liang'an asked curiously, "I remember that there was a toffee chair in the psychiatrist's clinic on TV. It's not supposed to do things, but let me lie down. You can hypnotize me while you talk to me, and you can also let me sleep. , and I'll give the money and leave after I'm done!"
Doctor Chen's face twitched again, are you going to prostitute?
"Mr. Zhou, we also have this kind of service here, but I need to know something first!"
"Of course, in my clinic, I usually don't ask questions or make judgments, but I hope that the two of us can establish good communication. For example, I want to know what troubles Mr. Zhou has encountered recently that made you You have to show such a strong aggressiveness when you enter my clinic, and make Ms. He think you are sick?"
Doctor Chen said with a smile, "Every year in my clinic, I meet many patients like Mr. Zhou, but most of them scare themselves, and some of them hope to be proved by me because of special reasons. It¡¯s a patient who, for example, is in trouble emotionally and wants to save his girlfriend.¡±
"For another example, some people who owe gambling debts try to pretend to have amnesia!"
Zhou Liang'an once again proved that his brain circuit is very clear, "Is there no patient who deliberately finds an opportunity to approach Dr. Chen and pretends to be a patient because he fell in love with Dr. Chen?"
Doctor Chen, I don¡¯t have a good impression of the guests from the mainland. The most important thing is that we haven¡¯t established a good communication environment. They are actually relatively closed to what the mainland is like, or because the current development of Hong Kong City is really It¡¯s too good. They have no interest in inquiring about or caring about that kind of poor and backward place. From hearsay, they instinctively feel that people from that place are rude
Zhou Liang'an is indeed not very polite!
However, Doctor Chen was quite willing to listen to what Zhou Liangan said.
So I finally saw a knowing smile on Doctor Chen's face, "Zhou Sheng, are you in any trouble?"
Zhou Liang'an took a glass of water from his hand, "This matter has to start when I was a child!"
So Zhou Liangan told him that his personality was still very introverted and autistic more than a year ago, and then how his personality changed drastically, and how he got to the process of becoming rich step by step, and roughly shared with the doctor for a moment.
What can turn over faster than a dog!
In the dead of night??I often sit on the head of the bed and cry alone!
Emotional, unable to extricate themselves.
After all the situation was reported to the doctor.
Doctor Chen's first reaction was whether Zhou Liang'an was delusional, because the things he said were impossible to realize at all, but after thinking carefully, the person who introduced Zhou Liang'an to this place today, but he and He Xueyu had a relationship with Cement. situation!
Doctor Chen's heart skipped a beat. Is the person sitting in front of him really an entrepreneur from mainland China?
Zhou Liang'an said earnestly, "I have one last question!"
"Because of my multiple personalities, I fell in love with different women when I was not qualified."
"A gentle, kind and beautiful!"
"A confident, cheerful and beautiful person!"
"A domineering, passionate and beautiful!"
Heheis there any difference? Not all of them are beautiful, Mr. Zhou, you are really dedicated! This is the real problem of Boss Zhou, right?
When we talked about this place in the day, we knew that the purpose of Zhou Liang¡¯s case here was to be a scumbag, and he had three girlfriends at the same time. Women are all won, you are really a genius!
So Zhou Liang'an looked at Doctor Chen seriously and asked, "May I have a schizophrenia?"
Doctor Chen shook his head very firmly, "I assure you with my professional standards, this is not schizophrenia!"
"Ah? What are you talking about? I can't hear you!" Zhou Liang'an took out a checkbook from his clothes bag and began to draw circles.
Doctor Chen's throat rolled, "Mr. Zhou, please believe in my professionalism!"
One 0, two 0s, three 0s, four 0s! Zhou Liangan paused, looked up at Doctor Chen, "I still can't hear what you said!"
Doctor Chen's palms began to sweat, "We psychiatrists have our own professional ethics!"
5 0s, 6 0s, 7 0s! Zhou Liang'an raised his head again, "Doctor Chen, have you ever fallen in love with three women at the same time? Do you know how painful I am?"
Doctor Chen's mouth was a little dry, and he moved his lips, wanting to say something.
8 zeros!
Doctor Chen's heart was about to jump out of his throat, and he shivered suddenly, "Mr. Zhou's condition is very serious!"
"Crap!" Zhou Liang'an suddenly cursed, "Too many zeroes!"
Tear off the first check, crush it, and write another