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"what are you doing?"
Zhou Liang'an looked at the girl a little nervously, and found that she was actually going to tie herself up, so scared that Zhou Liang'an quickly shrank into a ball.
The girl is also straightforward, "Don't tell me the boss doesn't like me to tie myself up?"
As she spoke, she wanted to tie Zhou Liang'an with a rope.
"Tsk!"
Zhou Liang'an clicked his tongue, "I don't like being tied up, what do you think you are going to do?"
"The boss is a sensible person, why pretend to be confused? Don't you men like this?" The girl gave Zhou Liang'an a white look.
Zhou Liang'an nodded, "Yes, I have a good mouth, and I have a quick mouth. I want you to be more practical. Your strength just now was too light. Should you use all your strength and give it to me? Press, step on the back or something, do you understand? The kind in Hong Kong movies"
The girl frowned, "Ah? That! That is so tiring! If you can earn hard money, who will do this?"
"That's all right, let's go!"
When the girl heard that she could leave, she stood up happily, "Thank you boss, although I didn't do anything, but the money still has to be counted, boss, this is the rule"
"I understand, I understandSince all the money is spent, let's keep the popping candy and jelly. These can be regarded as the crime tools I bought"
"Hoo hoo"
The girl was so teased by Zhou Liang'an that she leaned forward and back with a smile, and finally sat back on the bed again, "Boss, I have never met such an interesting man like you before, really, it cost money anyway, I want Otherwise, we'd better get things done, right?"
Zhou Liang'an chuckled, "I see you're thinking of farting, let's go!"
After relaxing and paying the bill, Yang Tao twisted his buttocks as he walked, and his face was not very good-looking.
The woman at the cash register glanced at Zhou Liang'an and Yang Tao with a blank expression as if she was used to the storm, "The two spent a total of one hundred yuan!"
There was a female guest standing next to Zhou Liangan and Yang Tao. When she heard the price, she subconsciously looked at Zhou Liangan.
"Fat Tao, it only costs me 5 yuan to take a bath, why do I charge 100 yuan? Did you fucking do something shameful?"
The biggest problem with Yang Tao is nervousness. As long as he is questioned and questioned, no matter whether something happened to him, or whether he did something bad, he will appear extremely guilty. Look at his staring eyes now. Big, with a flushed face, as if admitting everything.
The female guest next to him looked at Yang Tao with disdain, wishing to spit on him, men are really nothing.
"I¡¡"
Yang Tao actually wanted to defend himself in this place, Zhou Liang'an kicked his ass, "What are you? You are not ashamed? Give the money and leave."
Yang Tao handed over the money angrily. Today is a bad day for him.
On the way back to Sanba the next day.
? Yang Tao was driving, Zhou Liang'an was in the co-pilot, and he wanted to take off his shoes and put them under the front gear several times, but Zhou Liang'an held back because Fei Tao likes to step on the sudden brake.
The crime tool harvested yesterday, Zhou Liangan tore a hole and poured a little into his mouth, and there was a crackling sound coming from his mouth. If the mouth was deliberately made into a circle, an echoing space would be formed in the mouth, and the crackling sound , it will spread quite far.
Yang Tao turned his head to look at Zhou Liang'an, and twisted his butt restlessly.
This guy Yang Tao was angry with Zhou Liang'an yesterday. The two of them slept in the office all night and didn't talk much. When they got up today, Zhou Liang'an invited him to eat six steamed buns, which made him feel better.
"Liang'an, what are you eating?"
"Jumping candy!"
Yang Tao recalled it, from the time he took a shower last night to returning to Sanba together today, during the process, Zhou Liangan didn't go to the canteen, "Where did you get the popping candy?"
"Yesterday, the seafood merchant's crime tool was influenced by me. She decided to change her past and never do the seafood merchant business again, so she gave me the crime tool."
Seafood merchant?
Yang Tao looked confused, Zhou Liang'an explained to Yang Tao for a while, Yang Tao looked at Zhou Liang'an with a look of disdain, this dog knows a lot of things, and he talks very coquettishly, he doesn't know him Where did I learn so many new words.
"Would you like some food?"
Seeing the popping candy Zhou Liangan handed over, Yang Tao looked at it with some disgust, but was unmoved, but Zhou Lian'an thought it was nothing, so he took it back.?He poured a little into his mouth, then crackled and giggled.
Yang Tao asked curiously, "Liang'an, you said this is a crime tool, how do you use it?"
Zhou Liang'an also felt that this was something that gay men should understand, so he explained it to him.
Yang Tao's next reaction was as follows:
"What?"
"I said"
"Impossible?"
"Is this still possible?"
After Yang Tao finished being surprised, he saw Zhou Liangan eating the popping candy again, and he felt disgusted. He found that he could no longer look directly at the popping candy.
At this time Zhou Liang took out the jelly again and wanted to eat it, Yang Tao glanced at what Zhou Liang was holding in his hand, "Give me the jelly!"
Zhou Liang'an tore open the jelly and fed it to Yang Tao's mouth. The guy sucked it into his mouth with a snort, without even moving his feet, and swallowed it with a gurgle, his face full of satisfaction.
Yang Tao was taken aback while driving, "No, where did the jelly come from?"
Zhou Liang'an said, "It's also a tool for committing crimes, just like popping candy!"
Yang Tao already felt a little disgusted, but he felt it was unreasonable, "There is already jelly, can you still stuff it with other things?"
Zhou Liang'an looked at Yang Tao, "The content is not easy for young people. After listening to it, you can't slam on the brakes. If you react too much, I will let you run back to Sanba!"
Yang Tao, who was mentally prepared, nodded. He actually didn't want to listen to Zhou Liang'an's explanation, for fear that the following content would disgust him, but if he didn't listen to the content, he couldn't help his curiosity.
"Wait, wait, let me prepare mentally."
After Yang Tao took a few deep breaths, he said bravely, "Say it!"
"Jelly is for rigid"
"I said"
"Impossible"
"It can still be like this"
"Liang'an, why didn't you say it earlier?"
? Yang Tao felt like he was about to vomit, he kept retching, even tears came out, he had a feeling of eating what he pulled out
Seeing Yang Tao keep twisting his buttocks, Zhou Liang'an was also curious, "Did you have hemorrhoids? What does it mean to keep twisting your buttocks while driving a car?"
Yang Tao was distracted, and his face was not good-looking, "The old man who rubbed his back yesterday was too careless. He didn't even wear his pants when he took a shower, and just stood dangling in front of my head"
"Hohohoho" Zhou Liangan laughed so hard that tears almost came out, "What does that have to do with your ass twisting?"
"He used his 20-year bathing skills to rub off the birthmark skin on my butt, what the hell" Yang Tao twisted his butt in discomfort.
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