Zhou Liang'an knew that Wu Chunhua was worried about him doing bad things, hey, his guess was quite accurate.
It's just that Zhou Liang'an still wanted to comfort Wu Chunhua, "Mom, it's okay, are you still afraid that I will kill my second uncle with a knife?"
Wu Chunhua and Zhou Yuan's hearts twitched at the same time.
Zhou Yuan just laughed so hard that he exposed his two black and rotten teeth, but now he can't see them.
Zhou Liang'an took a little longer to take out the lighter, and took a long time in his trouser pocket to take out the lighter.
"Second Uncle, I'll light a cigarette for you!"
Boom!
The flames shot out more than ten centimeters at once, Zhou Yuan's reaction was considered quick, and he shrank back suddenly, but his eyelashes and eyebrows were still scooped by the fire, and a burnt smell temporarily covered the limelight of pigs into the water.
"Zhou Liang'an, what are you doing, you son of a bitch? Why are you setting fire to me? Is there such a big hatred?" Zhou Yuan exploded his chest and yelled in the room.
Zhou Liang'an turned down the gas valve of the lighter and said, "I didn't expect the fire to be so big with the new lighter. Second uncle, come, let me light a cigarette for you."
Zhou Yuan learned to be smart. He had to wait until Zhou Liang'an lit the fire and see that the flames were not strung together like before before he put his cigarette on it with confidence.
"Mom, where's grandma?"
Wu Chunhua looked in the direction of the room and motioned for grandma to go to the room. The old lady is already very temperamental. When encountering such a thing, don't make yourself angry. There are guests at home, and Wu Chunhua's character is impossible to leave him to comfort his mother, so I have to stay here with her Zhou Yuan one afternoon.
Zhou Liangan quickly turned the fan around and blew it on his second uncle, "Mom, you are also here with the second uncle, and you won't even let him use the fan. If he goes back and tells you my mother-in-law, he doesn't know how to use it in the countryside." How bad is your reputation!"
Although Zhou Yuan has a thick skin, Zhou Liang'an is a little embarrassed when he speaks, "Don't need a fan, don't blow the fan so that the soot flies everywhere"
Zhou Liangan didn't care, "It's okay, you can treat it as your own home, and my mother will clean it if it gets dirty."
Wu Chunhua's heart felt even more uncomfortable, who knows what Zhou Liang'an is going to do next?
Zhou Liang'an pushed open the room, and grandma was lying on the bed with her back facing the door, she seemed to know that she was not asleep, how could she be able to sleep in such a hot day in the afternoon, the old lady must be sulking.
Just as Zhou Liangan was sitting by the bed, he heard the old lady yelling, "Get rid of that bastard second uncle of yours, it's not a thing."
Once the old lady is old, she won't worry about Zhou Yuan's face. What face does Zhou Yuan have, he has always been a shameless person.
Zhou Liang'an smiled and said in a low voice, "Grandma, you leave him to me, and I promise to arrange for him clearly. It's not worth it to make yourself angry because of such a person. You should eat at night, you should eat." Drink, drink, I will get him away tomorrow morning."
Hearing Zhou Liang'an's words, grandma really sat up from the bed, looked at Zhou Liang'an incredulously, "Really?"
"There can still be fakes, but tonight we have to entertain with good wine and good food."
Zhou Liang'an originally asked grandma to sit outside, the room was so stuffy, but grandma glanced at the kitchen disgustingly, "Don't go, it stinks to death!"
Zhou Liang'an didn't force it, took a cigarette in his mouth, went to the kitchen to find a plastic bag, picked up the disgusting thing from the basin, put it in the plastic bag, sealed it, lifted it up and was ready to go downstairs , "Mom, Second Uncle is here, I'll go down and buy a stewed duck, um and half a catty of beef mixed with some white meat, Second Uncle, do you want to be a pig?"
"Yes, yes!"
Seeing how enthusiastic this nephew was, Zhou Yuan was so excited that he couldn't even close his mouth. He thought to himself, after all, they are relatives, breaking the bones and connecting the tendons. How can a family have an overnight feud?
Zhou Liangan was about to go out when he lit the fire, and suddenly turned his head to look at the smiling Zhou Yuan and asked, "Why don't you go to my father's grave?"
The second uncle's smile froze, but he laughed dryly again immediately, "I won't go, I won't go, I'm going back to the countryside early tomorrow morning, next time, definitely next time."
"You missed your last chance."
When Zhou Liangan turned around and went downstairs, he muttered something in his heart.
The couple selling stewed ducks will always be at that T-junction, when people returning home from get off work pass early in their tricycle. They will be attracted by the aroma of their old brine, and then buy half or one. Of course, the braised duck wing liver and chicken tip are also a good dish to go with wine.
Of course, according to the current salary standard of the old production base, this kind of food standard is too high.??Not every household can eat every night.
"Brother Tang, come here to show you something"
"What?"
Zhou Liangan called the boss to him, and then opened the plastic bag to show him, "Do you think this is a good thing?"
"Heheheit is indeed a good thing, you want to give it to me?"
Zhou Liang'an nodded, "It's okay to give it to you, you give me half a duck, and then give me a duck, mixed with a piece of white meat"
"Do you dare to be more ruthless?"
"Then just add a few more county livers?"
"Hahahaha" The braised duck's boss laughed out loud at Zhou Liang'an's shamelessness.
But anyway, they are regular customers and often take care of business. Zhou Liangan gave away this picture of pig offal, and then changed the meal for tonight, without spending a penny, which is quite a deal.
Before leaving, Zhou Liangan gave Donald Duck a cigarette. He saw that it was Zhonghua, and felt that this wave was not bad.
Zhou Liang'an went to buy another bottle of liquor, Erqu, one bottle should be enough.
Tinima dared to come home with a shy face when he looked like a pig in the water. Didn't he know that what my mother hates the most is pigs in the water? Zhou Liang'an hummed in his heart.
The most famous thing in Sanba is actually fat sausage, no matter it is stewed or braised, it is the most famous anyway, but Wu Chunhua never eats it. No matter how clean you wash it, he still feels like it smells like excrement. However, when a pig with excrement really comes into the water and brings it home, one can imagine how uncomfortable Wu Chunhua was tortured that day.
Called Ye Mingchun, and when he called back, Zhou Liangan asked, "Have you brought everything?"
"Alright, let's go now?"
"Prepare more snakeskin bags and rope poles. Once you're done, Yang Tao will pick you up later!"
Later, Zhou Liangan called Yang Tao again, "Where are you at the driving school?"
"ah!"
"I will give your coach a red envelope of 200 yuan and ask him to drive Dongfeng and come with me."
? Yang Tao is different from Ye Mingchun. He has many things to do and likes to ask questions, "Liang'an, what do you want to do?"
"There's a lot of nonsense, can you shut up your mouth and hurry up!"
"How fierce are you!" Yang Tao replied, "I'll pick you up later."
"Go and pick up Ye Mingchun first"
After everything was arranged, Zhou Liang'an entered the house, and Wu Chunhua mysteriously pulled Zhou Liang'an into the kitchen, "Where did you get that pig into the water?"
Zhou Liang'an held up the spoils in Yang's hand, "I've changed these things."
"Damn boy!"
Wu Chunhua cursed with a smile, then pushed Zhou Liangan out, "Okay, you go out first, I'm cooking two dishes."
"No, just pair these dishes with a bottle of wine. If he can't eat much, he will have to pour it down."
Zhou Liang'an took Wu Chunhua to the table, "Second Uncle, have a drink tonight"
"Okay, okay, drink two cups"
Zhou Yuan didn't know what would happen next, he just thought it was his nephew's warm hospitality. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com