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- Funny, still going on.
Because of a "Tang Yin Poetry Collection" and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity and be his Hua'an.
? When Tang Bohu knocked on the bowl and rapped, the barrage was already quite dense:
"I'm not a human being!"
"I scold myself!"
"Pfft, can you order something from Yangjian?"
"Look at Mrs. Hua and the others, they are monsters!"
"This group of women can hear orgasm when they listen to music?"
"Who knew that Tang Bohu No way, it's too magical!"
"Xianyu really deserves to be a master composer. The music in this movie, without the spoof elements, is really good!"
"My stomach cramps from laughing!"
""
Knocking on bowls, small benches, and pillars, Tang Bohu can compose music for everything, which can be regarded as a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:
Poetry and painting are both outstanding, and he is good at temperament.
In other movies, this kind of setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!
Poems by Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu's rhythm.
All of them are of a high level without a doubt!
The first of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River is well-deserved!
Movies are a series of lines, and redundant characters do not need to exist.
When the story entered a turning point again, Zhu Zhishan appeared.
He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but was arrested in Washington, just as King Ning, who was about to rebel, came to trouble Hua Taishi.
Yes.
When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu, started a dewy relationship with Sister Shiliu, and in front of everyone, drew a picture of a chicken pecking rice in a serious manner, even the most laughable people burst out laughing!
This is a famous scene in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".
It can become a famous scene because this paragraph is really classic¡ª¡ª
"Phoenix Profound Truth Map is awesome!"
"True tiger, come out soon hahahahahaha."
"Brother Zhishan, hurry up and find your sister Pomegranate."
"Pfft, Miss Pomegranate"
"Who can stand this!"
"Peerless Sister Pomegranate!"
""
Deng Chi also started to have a stomachache.
That's right, it was a smile.
This movie seems to have new jokes popping up every second, which makes people laugh.
What?
depression?
At least for this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot about this incident. He clutched his stomach and almost laughed out of tears.
In fact.
The plot of the movie has developed to this point, and the famous scenes have been one after another.
at this time.
King Ning sent out a staff officer and issued an upper couplet: "There are three masters in one town and two miles who don't know the four books, the five classics and the six righteousness, so dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons how bold they are!"
As soon as this couplet came out, not to mention Hua Taishi was confused, the audience was also confused!
There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.
And just under the expectation of the audience, the real Tang Bohu appeared on the stage, and he directly continued: "Ten households and nine poverty-stricken people have collected 827 cents, 6 cents, 5 cents and 4 cents, and they are half-hearted and first-class dirty!"
"wrong."
The staff officer sneered.
Deng Chi frowned.
Tang Bohu's couplet is certainly interesting, but it is not neat, and the truth and reality are different, but this is a movie, maybe there is no need to be more realistic
"just kidding."
Tang Bohu said casually: "Ten temples, nine monks, and eight scrolls follow the seven precepts, six ways and five laws, but unfortunately there are four, three, two, and nothing to do."
Deng Chi's eyes lit up!
This is indeed right!
Good and not only here?
? Seems to make Tang Bohu's outstanding literary talent more convincing, the following couplets, each couplet is high-energy ahead¡ª¡ª
"In the picture, the dragon does not sing and the tiger does not howl, the little book boy is ridiculous!"
"On the chessboard, the rooks have no wheels, the horses have no reins, and the generals are beware, beware!"
"Yingyingyanyanyancuicuihonghong is harmonious everywhere!"
"Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, year after year, night and day, day and night!!"
"Ten mouths of mind, think of the king, think of the country, think of the community."
"Admiring the eight eyes, enjoying the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance~"
"you¡¡"
"Just kidding, thank you every inch of your body, thank God, thank you King."
It's a gag, but you can believe itCome on
The confrontation is not neat, it's just a joke
Not to mention eternal absolutes, at least it can be seen that the gold content of these couplets is extremely high!
More than just hilarious!
At the same time, it feels refreshed and relieved!
And the style of this movie will never be exactly three seconds. After the audience felt refreshed, laughter followed, and the staff officer suddenly fell to the ground and vomited blood
"The legendary three liters of vomiting blood?"
"This pair is on fire!"
"Can't I match any of these pairs?"
"Write poems in front, play couplets here, Xianyu please accept my knee!"
"Mama asked me why I watched movies on my knees"
"This movie is simply Xianyu's solo show!"
"After the show of music and poetry, and the show of poetry and couplets, I can only say that I am envious"
"Bexiu cried for it!"
"Xianyu will write more poems in the future!"
"I'm sorry I don't have connotation, I just smiled."
"Me too, laugh out loud!"
"What is that, I can laugh like a pig!"
""
From funny, to surprise, to shock, the bullet screen is already densely packed at the moment, and I am afraid that even the audience who usually do not like to interact will be blown out by this famous scene!
Can remain calm without an audience
It's not that this movie kills all audiences, but because audiences who don't like this movie have slipped away at the moment, and the audience who saw this movie are really attracted by this movie!
At this moment.
A barrage popped out of the corner that made many people tremble: "I'll tell you a ghost story and watch the progress bar."
""
Deng Chi just saw this barrage, and then he felt that his depression was about to start:
"The progress bar is holding up!"
This movie is about to end!
Other viewers other than Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar couldn't stand it anymore, and there were endless bullet screens encouraging Mr. Progress to hold on
Happy to see you!
This movie is full of high energy, and when encountering such a movie, many viewers are reluctant to end the movie.
But there is no permanent banquet in the world.
Following the defeat of King Ning, after Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight with the deadly scholar, he finally embraced the beauty.
Of course.
During this process, the jokes did not weaken at the end of the movie, and many interesting stalks continued to appear.
For example, "Give me back Piao Piao fist"
For example, after the battle between Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar, they actually exchanged clothes
For example, Tang Bohu completed a pair of "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost" in a short time, and he even said that the weather in the south wind is a bit humid
Another example is when Tang Bohu recited a poem when ordering Qiuxiang, but Sister Shiliu was in a hurry to urinate, so she couldn't help but take a step forward
The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget about the progress bar.
Therefore, when the movie ended with Qiu Xiang pulling Tang Bohu to play Pai Gow, Deng Chi suddenly felt a sense of loss.
it's over?
It's over?
At this time, it is necessary to give full play to the superiority of Wangda.
Deng Chi reopened the movie without hesitation.
Wangda's on-demand feature is that it costs five yuan to watch it once. Want to watch it again?
That is to continue to spend money.
This is the same as theater movies.
It costs money to watch a movie once, and it won't be free for the second time just because you watched it once.
But Deng Chi definitely doesn't care about the money. The first time this movie is for fun, the second time you can enjoy it
Replay!
As a result, Deng Chi saw that many bullet screens at the beginning of the movie were the same as himself, floating over row by row:
"Second brush."
"Same as the second brush."
"Go back and look at it again."
"Hahahaha, double-check and double-click, this movie makes people laugh so much!"
"Bastard, the second movie just came out?"
"It's so damn good-looking, I can't help but watch it again."
"I was in a bad mood, but after watching this movie, all my troubles are gone."
""
At this time, the new audience, seeing so many "second brush" bullet screens, wondered if they had gone to the wrong set.
How can there be so many second-brush bullet screens for a new movie?
exist?
Invite the sailors?
Can you take me with you?
If you like full-time artists, please collect them: full-time artists update the fastest. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com), The new audience, seeing so many "second brush" bullet screens, wondered if they went to the wrong set.
How can there be so many second-brush bullet screens for a new movie?
exist?
Invite the sailors?
Can you take me with you?
If you like full-time artists, please collect them: full-time artists update the fastest. (Remember the site URL: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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