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Text 1045, Chinese Language Test (Part 2)

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    This examination for recruiting foreign employees at Datang Tongwen Museum may be the first professional Chinese language examination in the history of the world.  ¡÷nw. Although this exam is destined to go down in history, now this exam must face an unceremonious situation.  This exam is just an internal recruitment test for foreign employees in Tongwen Guan. It is not an imperial examination, let alone a civil service examination.  These candidates for the Chinese language test cannot become official officials of Datang, at most they are senior employees.  So they did not become the ruling class and their status was greatly reduced.  And Jingwen could only find the exam location by himself, because this exam was not organized by the state.  And Jing Wen placed the exam location in the lobby of Tiantian Food and Drink. Tiantian Food and Drink was temporarily closed for one day to conduct the exam for these people.  And Jing Wen promised that no matter what happens after they finish the exam, Jing Wen will treat them to a meal.  This made many people very tempted, so more than two hundred foreigners took the exam this time.  And more than two hundred foreigners are already a lot. For the newly developed Tang Dynasty, it is quite a lot of people.  "Everyone, you divide the areas. Those who have passed the CET-8 exam will be in the first row, and those with different levels will be in the back. Only those who have passed the CET-4 exam or above can be qualified to enter the Tongwen Hall for employment. However, those who have passed the CET-4 exam will be hired.  Those of you who are at level 1 don't have to worry too much, because being able to pass the examination already shows that you have the talent to learn Chinese, so you can work hard, and maybe you will be qualified in two years, and our Tongwen library is recruiting.  Foreign employees are also long-term, so if you don¡¯t pass this time, don¡¯t be too disappointed,¡± Jing Wen said.  For this assessment, Jing Wenke personally came to serve as the examiner to show his grandeur.  Of course, Jing Wen would never tell them that he wanted to see how ugly those foreigners looked when they took the Chinese test. His bad taste made him feel proud.  When those foreigners got the papers.  First came the intermediate level 4 exam takers, who looked at the paper.  They were relieved to find that these papers were all men they knew.  Because they all knew the man, they felt a lot more relieved at first.  What do the three words "Ji", "Ji" and "Si" mean respectively.  This is a question for the CET-4, and the foreigners also took the initiative to look at the difference between these three words.  As a result, a guy fainted on the spot because these three words were so similar that it was almost impossible to tell the difference.  "Examiner, can you give me a ruler? I want to measure the length of these three characters!" A foreigner said immediately.  ¡°Pfft¡ª¡ª¡± Xiao Wei suddenly laughed out loud.  Xiao Wei really found it very interesting that this foreigner actually wanted to measure the opening length of these three characters.  It¡¯s really hilarious.  Xiao Wei started laughing very rudely, and the foreigners were also confused for a while, not knowing what it meant.  Jing Wen almost laughed out loud, but at least he remembered that this was an examination room and foreigners must be respected.  But he also covered his mouth, obviously to prevent himself from laughing.  He has been prepared for a long time. These guys probably don't understand the meaning of these three words.  "Find him a ruler!" Jing Wen said with a smile.  Soon, a ruler was delivered, and then the foreigner began to use the ruler to measure the distance between the three printed openings.  And another person.  The first hurdle of these three words was over, and he soon moved on to the next question.  The second question was a true or false question, and the result made this guy almost faint.  "A certain person passed through several villages today. There were fifty households in the first village; seventy-five households in the second village; thirty-five households in the third village; and thirty households in the fourth village.  There are two families; there are sixty-three families in the fifth village. "Excuse me. How many villages did someone pass today?" This guy immediately became dizzy when he saw this question.  After a while, he immediately started counting the number of households on his fingers.  Jing Wen saw this guy counting on his fingers and almost burst into laughter again.  This foreigner obviously has no learned knowledge.  I actually started to worry about the number of household registrations in this question.  He didn't notice at all that this question had nothing to do with hukou.  And these household registration numbers are used to interfere with them and are specially designed to trap them to death.  Even the Chinese themselves can answer this kind of question.  I'm afraid they are all going to be tricked, not to mention these foreigners who have just learned a foreign language?  "Someone went to buy drama tickets for a certain drama club. The conversation was as follows." Conductor: "How many seats do you want?" Someone: "?How long are we waiting here?  " Conductor: "Special class, first class, second class, wait, second class has to wait a little longer.  ¡± Someone: ¡°Let me take a look, wait a minute.  " Conductor: "Don't wait, it won't matter if you wait any longer.  ¡± Someone: ¡°No more waiting, let¡¯s take this!¡±  "Excuse me, how many seats did someone want in the end?" And when they saw this question, a large number of foreigners fainted. They didn't understand how this problem was caused. And this was too "circular", they  It is necessary to find out the true meaning of the words from so many words "waiting", but these people who have just learned Chinese have never learned such convoluted things. So a large number of them started to get confused and didn't know why!  It was done. Jing Wen was supervising the exam. As a result, every one of these guys fainted. Less than forty of them were still able to answer the questions normally. Eight percent of the more than two hundred people were "killed" in one fell swoop.  10. This situation made Jing Wen laugh in his heart. These foreigners finally realized the tragedy of learning Chinese, and Jing Wen felt angry. However, Jing Wen still had some tricks up his sleeve this time.  If next time Jing Wen asks a question that is famous and meaningful in later generations, I¡¯m afraid these people will hang themselves. ¡°Jing Wen, where did you get these questions?  I'm afraid this kind of question will give even us Han people a headache!  "Xiao Wei said. "Haha, this is my talent!  " Jing Wen said. "Pfft - this kind of question is really deceiving. You actually answer the question for those foreigners?  "Xiao Wei asked with a smile. "I'm happy. Seeing these foreigners answering questions like this, don't you feel like you're letting out a bad breath?  "Jing Wen asked. "No, I just feel that it's too much for you to torment foreign friends like this" Xiao Wei said embarrassedly. "" Jing Wen has nothing to say. (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature  , the novel is better and updated faster!
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