""Wedding Day is Coming" is the kind of good movie that we say must be seen. I want to first talk about its creator, Ye Wei, an incredible prodigy."
On the TV screen, on the BADT channel (Disney ABC Family Television), the latest episode of the most popular movie review talk show "Albert and Rope" is airing.
Two film critics were sitting on the sofa in the studio, talking about this week's new films.
Albert on the left side of the screen talked enthusiastically about "Wedding Day is Coming", a spectacle that cannot be ignored.
Luo Pei on the right suddenly laughed and said: "There is no doubt that he is a child prodigy, look at what he has done, director, screenwriter, producer, editor, starring, he participated in almost every link. But at only 6 years old, in my impression Among them, no one has ever been able to do this.¡±
"Never." Albert nodded, with a smile on his old face, and said: "The appearance of Ye Wei once again proves the infinite possibilities of movies."
Luo Pei then said: "It's really like the beginning of a great legend, young man, well done." He smiled at the camera, then looked at his partner, "We all attended the premiere of "Wedding Day Is Coming", I I laughed about 6 times."
Albert said: "At first, I asked for the usual standard, and then it got higher and higher, but there were also three times that were very good. The irony of it is really clever. It throws out a joke and everyone laughs. Maybe the children can understand it. There is no deep meaning, but you can dig out something. This is what most current spoof movies lack.
"Speaking of this issue." Luo Pei's tone was a bit teasing, and he said with a smile: "This week there is another comedy that is close to a spoof, "Soul Dreams Flying"."
Albert¡¯s expression changed when he heard this, and he lost interest, ¡°No need to say more about it, talking about it is a waste of time, and watching it is even more of a waste of time.¡±
"Hahaha" Luo Pei laughed out loud, "I agree too, so "Soul Dream Flying" gets"
"A product of boredom." Albert said, extending his right hand and giving a thumbs up to the camera, his old face expressionless.
This is the traditional evaluation link of the program, and it is also Albert¡¯s symbol. The current meaning is of course: a bad movie, not recommended to watch.
"Let's go back to "The Wedding Is Coming" and let's take a look at its promotional video first."
On the TV screen, the image of the movie was played.
""Flying Soul"" was released in 156 North American theaters on the 2nd, and its movie reviews have already been released. How about it? If you ask which new movie this week was the worst hit by critics on Rotten Tomatoes, it was this one.
"Pop Godmother" still has 2 ratings, and the two well-known film reviews that have been published only gave it a passing score. The freshness rating is 10, and the audience love rating is only a 6, which is also called bad. It's bad, it's too bad.
It¡¯s still the same group of film critics, but they treated ¡°Wedding Day is Coming¡± with smiles on their faces as if they were old friends, and their comments on ¡°Soul Dreams Flight¡± were more than mean
"The coldness doesn't have a good face at all, and the words are extremely mocking and contemptuous, just like there is some deep hatred.
¡°The film¡¯s tireless black troupe mentality sent it plummeting.¡± ¡ª 4 Scott Foundas, Los Angeles Weekly
¡°There should be a barf bag on the Soul Dream plane (to allow the audience to vomit).¡± ¡ª¡ª6 Bill Miller, "Arizona Republic"
"Sloppy, chaotic, vulgar and in bad taste. Jesse Tylo's debut film could be called a Car Wash version of Scream." - 26 Jeff Peverey, "Toronto Star"
¡°Three minutes of amateur fun for teenagers.¡± ¡ª4 Claudia Pugh, USA Today
3mIuute1amvurIa,anecutrukamateur,layman,childish
??The 2-year-old Taylo, who has filmed a lot of utVR movies, is actually labeled with these labels. These Lovett and others have tried so hard to get Ye Wei¡¯s appraisal from the film critics, but they came here. What¡¯s going on? A movie with a production cost of 660,000 yuan and many famous actors and celebrity cameos was criticized as a piece of shit.
The reason is actually very simple, it¡¯s just that bad.
Film critics are polite no matter how they criticize, so netizens don¡¯t have to worry about their comments. If you just look at the comment columns of Rotten Tomatoes and other places, you can feel the anger of most viewers:
"What's wrong with comedies nowadays? This kind of garbage dares to be released.", "Just three or four bad jokes used back and forth throughout the movie, I can't see the slightest bit of fun", "Idiot ass movie, I laughed I read it several times because I remembered watching "The Wedding Is Coming" the day before.
Roger Ebert simply didn¡¯t write a review for it, and he didn¡¯t even bother to scold it. He just left it to be killed on the show.
Idiot, idiot, idiot
A competition? "Soul Dreams Flying" and "The Wedding is Coming"?
How many film critics and ordinary viewers who have seen both films are disdainful.??Thumbs up, fuck off, comparing the two movies is insulting to "Wedding Day"
One film requires a vomit bag, and the other film requires stomachache medicine that can be used to treat stomachache caused by laughter.
Seeing these abysmal reviews from film critics, none of the creators of "Soul Dreams" are livid, damn, damn
Real teenagers were applauded for being great and prodigies, but it was a remake of a bad movie. But their film was criticized as amateurish and childish. It is obviously so funny. Airport car wash version? What do you mean, discriminating against black people? Cheap and shoddy? If there is a problem, the problem must be that the world is crazy
"Tom H. Nord is stupid, Kevin Hart is stupid, after so many years of wandering around, he can finally play the leading role, but he acted in a big bad movie. If the box office is not good, how can you possibly have the opportunity to star in a film with a production cost of tens of millions in the future? Maybe I'll go back to TV and movies
It¡¯s okay, the ¡°Scary Scream¡± series has been reviled and grossed at the box office. The voices of film critics cannot affect spoof comedies.
However, when he saw the dismal box office numbers on the opening day, producer David Rubin was also dumbfounded. Producer Paul Haar almost vomited blood. This time he would definitely lose a lot of money. It was over.
They know the rules of Hollywood. The day before, they were producers of multi-million-dollar projects, occupying a position in the middle and lower reaches of the industry; now, their production reputations have been severely hit, and they have been driven to the edge of the industry. It can be said that it was eliminated.
Jesse Taylor is mute and has no idea how things happened like this. Why did his hilarious masterpiece become the foil for the son-of-a-bitch "Wedding Day"?
What is that?
"Hahaha"
? Under night, the theater of "Wedding Day is Coming" at 13 Cinemas was filled with laughter, and all 400 seats were filled.
Most of the audience were VIYR followers. Many people had a wait-and-see attitude before. The praise from film critics gave them confidence and greater interest, so they came to watch it.
There are also some moviegoers in the movie theater. IPC distributors have put a conspicuous Rotten Tomatoes Fresh 100 sign on the poster of "Wedding Day" and also written "Absolutely hilarious, Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs up" "Four stars", it is not surprising that customers are attracted.
Every joke on the big screen made the whole audience overjoyed. Kelsey Zhou's family of five was among them. Her family members laughed endlessly, and she laughed even more happily. Although she has always had a very high opinion of idols, confidence, but also really surprised
¡°I was pleasantly surprised by the achievements he created, and I was pleasantly surprised by how good the movie was. I really didn¡¯t expect it to reach this point.
She suddenly remembered VIY¡¯s reply to her:
"Don't give up on your dreams because of what others say. Everyone's life can be a movie. As long as you never give up in dark moments, a happy ending is not far away. When you face your life bravely and pursue it bravely, Dream, you are already a movie star."
VIY Your dream has come true now, it must feel wonderful.
Listen to these laughs and look at you on the screen, you are a superstar
Your black hair and eyes are so profound
When the big screen said "Thank you for watching, bye bye", the theater burst into warm applause and cheers. Christine, who was in the middle, also clapped her hands, with a tired smile on her face and a bright look in her eyes.
Next to him, Michael Angarano was also smiling and applauding, but he felt something was wrong. Kristen obviously admired Ye Wei. She laughed more tonight than she had ever done since they started dating. She also said it several times. Ye Wei is "true CHLT", she likes CHLT.
After the show, the two left 13 Cinemas, picked up their car and drove on the road. Kristine in the passenger seat still curled her lips and chuckled from time to time, as if she was reminiscing about the movie just now.
"What's wrong?" Angarano, who was driving, finally couldn't help but say.
"No wonder the film critics praised Ye Wei, that guy is really a genius." Christine praised, "What an anomaly, his movies are so well done."
Hearing his girlfriend praise a boy of the same age so much, Angarano couldn't be happy. His face showed some dissatisfaction, "That's all. The film critics exaggerated because of his age."
"Michael." Kristen looked him up and down and asked: "You are also 6 years old and a few months older than Ye Wei. Can you make "The Wedding is Coming"? No, you can make a professional movie A short film?" Angarano was dumbfounded. She looked at the front of the car and said, "Then don't say that others are being exaggerated, otherwise you will appear naive.
Angarano held it in for a while, then said unconvinced: "I have been acting in movies since I was B years old, and I have been in more than ten movies now. I am not a genius, and I am not a childish devil."
"So you are not a genius." Christine said, and Angarano was speechless again. She looked at him and always thought he was very talented, good at acting, and had ambition.I studied directing, but now I suddenly feel that he is not only mediocre, but also boring, and can't even quarrel.
She thought of that charity gala, and her feeling became stronger and stronger, and she couldn't help but said: "Tell me a joke and make me laugh immediately."
"What are you talking about" Angarano was stunned and said a joke for no reason.
"Forget it." She shrugged slightly. Angarano's words were a little more angry: "You mean Ye Wei can make you laugh at any time?"
"I didn't say that, I just wanted to hear a joke." Christine suddenly remembered something and took out her phone and said, "By the way, I have his number, let's test it out." She sent a text message. Past: "I just watched your "Wedding Day". It was good, but I didn't laugh enough."
After a while, she received a reply from Ye Wei: "Thank you, did you buy a ticket to get in? Spending $6 to watch an Oscar-level performance is not expensive."
"Haha." She chuckled after reading it and raised her phone to show it to Angarano, "He can really do it. One text message has three funny points."
Angarano drove "concentratedly" with an expressionless face.
On the TV screen, on the BADT channel, Luo Peixiao asked with a smile: "Roger, it's time to judge "The Wedding Is Coming". We all like it. Do you recommend it to the public?"
Albert gave two thumbs up to the camera seriously and said: "As long as you want to laugh, I recommend you to watch it. Regardless of comedy or spoof movie, it is a successful masterpiece and its charm It¡¯s worth going to the theater to laugh and see the prodigy¡¯s performance.¡±
"This aspect is really rare." Luo Pei said with a smile, "Ye Verity shocked the world, and I hope he will bring us more in the future."
Albert put down his thumb, "Well, next we have to talk about "The Day After Tomorrow"."
In front of the TV screen, "Peter Pan" Jeremy Sumpter looked incredibly dumb. Damn it
You are a fire that can burn the whole world
When June 2-0 passes, the dust has settled on the last weekend of May
In the newly released weekend box office rankings, the first place is "Shrek 2" in the second week of its release, with 2.17 million; the second place is "The Day After Tomorrow" in the first week. Although its reviews are mixed, it might as well be a big one It received 38.74 million; the third place was "Troy" with 11.96 million.
Then the fourth and fifth places are two new bad movies "Pop Godmother" and "Soul Dream", respectively, with 1.06 million and 20,000, two failed and loss-making films.
Ranked 50th is "Wedding Day is Coming", which was released in l theaters and received an average box office of 63l, ranking l
What is "Soul Dream Flying"? The average opening weekend average per venue was 66. What is "The Whole Ten Codes"? ,618;What is "Old Lady Killer"? ,6
Although they are both large-scale releases and cannot be directly compared, "Wedding Day" is not a documentary, but a spoof movie with great commercial value. It is not limited to the perspective of ethnic minorities. It is rated p13 and is suitable for everyone. people
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Can maintain a 100 Rotten Tomatoes freshness, 95 audience favorites, INDb0 points, and has the potential of a prodigy and an American dream
This means that the dawn of miracle has illuminated the sky.
Absolutely completed the requirements of IPC, absolute explosion, even if there are not 100 in the second week, there is no way in the third and fourth weeks, it is all money, but now, next week, IP has definitely arranged a screening scale Weekly expanded to 106 first-run theaters in major cities across the United States.
A door opened to Ye Wei and "Wedding Day is Coming", and that door was called "Public Release"
Explode, erupt, erupt
You are shining brightly
Without any investment in publicity expenses, the opening of the single museum - Wanduo, Gary Goetzman's heart was trembling, 300,000? This number is more conservative than the nuns in Utah. What he is thinking now is, can it reach 800,000? Even breaking 1.06 million?
Calm down and don¡¯t get too happy too early. It cannot be ruled out that this achievement is due to the support of the Asian community. The Asian community lacks follow-up power due to its small number, so think about 600,000
It still depends on its overall performance in the first and second weeks, especially the power of a small-scale release in the second week
IPC is looking forward to it, Pletone is also looking forward to it, no one is not looking forward to it
Although there is a behemoth like "The Day After Tomorrow", the media will not miss the outbreak of the genius boy. VIYR Shao News has always been very popular. It has published film reviews of "The Wedding is Coming", character reports about Ye Wei, box office tracking According to According to Chen Nuo¡¯s incomplete statistics, ¡°prodigy¡± has become the hottest word in the film industry these days.
"Do you know that movie prodigy named Ye Wei?"
¡°Yes, it¡¯s amazing¡±
"Los Angeles Times", "New York Times", "San Francisco Chronicle", "USA Today", "Variety Daily",??Hollywood Reporter¡·¡
When you spread your hands, you embrace the whole world
"The Wonderful Movie World of Prodigy VIYR", in the gorgeous and spacious hall, Tawarman looked at the current affairs page of the "Los Angeles Times" where Ye Wei's pictures and news appeared. I don't know what made him feel good. This young man still succeeded. It was more successful than she and Phil's "bad plan" thought, and nothing could stop his rise.
The sound of stepping down the stairs was heard, and soon, Tawarman saw Lily coming dressed up, wearing a light blue top, white skirt, holding a handbag, obviously going out for a date.
Today is Monday, which is also a public holiday (Memorial Day). The school is on holiday, and their family will not attend any activities to commemorate military personnel.
Tawerman asked: "Honey, are you going out?"
"Going out with Wei." Lily responded and asked with a glance, "Where's the movie section of the Los Angeles Times?" There was a new article in Wei Zhou's column, so of course she wanted to read it.
"Let me take a look." Tawerman flipped through the thick newspaper, pulled out the movie version and was about to give it to his daughter, but after glancing at the article "VIY said it", he stopped immediately and his expression changed. A bit weird, half smiling but not smiling.
"Give it to me, show it to me first." Lily was very curious when she saw this. Why did her mother have such an expression? What did she write?
She grabbed the newspaper and started reading it while standing. The article in this issue was called "Remembering My Incredible Ninth Grade". She smiled as she read his narration and thoughts. She especially liked the sentence "Life is like a movie." The ending of the movie is ours to create.¡±
??????????????????????????????????????? Did not see a joke about AnnaSophia, the only issue so far, is that there is no one, at the end, he wrote: "I wrote a poem, dedicated to the incredible ninth grade:
When I was scared, she held my hands
When I was lonely, she sang beside me
When I am happy, she also smiles brightly
My heart is intoxicated with it
Ha, look what I saw. In summer, all flowers bloom, but in autumn, all flowers wither. Why, when I see everything in the world, they are all lilies?
Lily, because of you, I have everything."
Lily's face flushed suddenly, and her ears were burning. Maybe in the eyes of others, this is just a lyric poem, because "she" can refer to youth and dreams, and the last word "LILY" can also be described in the language of flowers. Youth, dreams, etc But she knew that this was a love poem written for her.
What is he doing? surprise? Confession? She was a little at a loss, her heart was melting, and she was scared. It was beating so fast that she couldn't help but gasp slightly.
"Lily" Tawarman sighed when he saw his daughter being timid about love, but with an encouraging smile on her face, she said warmly: "Everyone's life is different, and every relationship is also different. , all you can do is seize the moment and accept the opportunity, okay?"
After hearing her mother¡¯s words, Lily¡¯s heart gradually became firmer. The warm sunshine broke through the hesitant dark clouds. She smiled toothily and nodded heavily: ¡°Okay, I understand, okay.¡±
Seeing that pure and bright figure walking out of the house, on the driveway outside the lawn in the distance, next to a Volkswagen car, Ye Wei smiled and waved his hand, shouting: "Good morning"
Lily ran over quickly and said hello with a smile: "Good morning."
"Did you see it?" When she came to his side, Ye Wei opened the passenger door for her and asked casually: "Today's Los Angeles Times"
Lily laughed loudly, her eyes shining like stars, "I saw it just now, it doesn't rhyme very much." Ye Weiyi heard this and spread his hands helplessly, "The most important thing is the intention." Lily said with a smile: "Then at least it must also rhyme. Rhyme.¡±
He shrugged and said in a bard-like tone: "Okay, okay, now I will improvise another song: Winter has long passed, spring has become a memory, it is midsummer, and my favorite lilies are blooming" She The clear laughter interrupted: "It doesn't even rhyme"
"I just want to tell you."
Ye Wei stopped poetry, stepped forward and hugged her with both hands, touching his forehead with hers. Looking at her heroic thick eyebrows and bright eyes, he raised the corner of his mouth: "You stole my heart."
Lily suddenly kissed him, but she didn¡¯t say I love you. She didn¡¯t care what would happen in the future. Now, she loved him, she really loved you, she really loved him.
Because of that agreement, the two didn't kiss for a while. Now that the movie has been released, the reviews and opening weekend box office have come out, everything is full of hope, and the two young hearts can no longer suppress their longing, and they burst out with a burning passion. There is nothing to express the passion at this moment, only a long kiss
The two hugged tightly, he kissed her and she kissed him.
Because of you, the color of success is so beautiful