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Volume 1 Chapter 192 The Kiss of the Century

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    King Ning came here with bad intentions and made things difficult for Grand Master Hua. He also brought his own staff and said, "I have heard that Grand Master is very talented. I have a staff general who wants to discuss with you!" "We  How can the master bully the young?" Mrs. Hua said.  "Yes, yes!" Taishi Hua nodded quickly.  The staff general played by Ge You interjected: "Literary competition has no distinction of seniority!?" "That's it, it's just for fun! But if you can't be right, don't blame me for getting mad! If you are right!?" Prince Ning  His face looked ferocious.  The staff general received instructions from King Ning and did not wait for Taishi Hua to react. He made the mistake: "There are three masters in one township and two li. They don't know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Meanings, and they dare to teach seven students. How bold!"  Everyone is stumped, what should they do if they are uneducated?  "Yes, what's wrong? If you don't give me face, I'm really going to get mad!" Prince Ning roared arrogantly.  "Let me try!" Just when Master Hua was sweating anxiously, Tang Bohu came in from the outside and muttered: "Ten families and nine poor people collected eight taels, seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents.  Half-hearted, first-rate obscenity!" "How neat!" the staff general praised.  "Hua An, you came at the right time!?" Taishi Hua was inexplicably surprised, acting like a bullied child meeting his parents.  Tang Bohu consoled him: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" At this time, King Ning winked, and the staff general understood, and said to Tang Bohu, the little book boy who came in: "I am the No. 1 scholar of seven provinces and the staff general, nicknamed "the king of kings"  "My dear friend, who is your Excellency??" "I have been studying for two years, and I am a lost little book boy in this world, Hua'an!" "Okay, I will come to meet you for a while!" After that.  The staff general and Tang Bohu stepped on the Seven Star Steps at the same time, like two martial arts masters, wandering around looking for each other's weaknesses. In the end, the two of them were eye to eye, nose to nose.  Staring at each other, the distance between them was only two fingers wide.  The people next to him, whether it was Taishi Hua, Mrs. Hua or the aggressive Prince Ning, all fell silent, watching the duel between the two masters.  ¡°Bo~~¡± The two masters had been at odds for a long time, and suddenly they blew kisses to each other.  ¡°I fall~~~~~~~~¡± Everyone fell together. The Hua Fu and Ning Wang factions in the film were all stunned, and all the viewers outside the film were stunned.  Liu Dehua almost spit out the drink in his mouth, "Coughcoughhahaha!" Liu Dehua choked a few times.  He laughed like everyone else.  Even more exaggerated than him was Zhou Runfa, who was laughing with half of his body resting on Feng Xiaogang's shoulders.  Ge You and Wang Xu¡¯s kiss in the air was later rated as the kiss of the century by netizens.  Tang Bohu turned to face the camera and said with emotion: "I'm sorry, we feel sorry for each other and can't help it." "Back to the subject, let's get started!" The staff general took a few steps back and said, "In the picture. Long Bu  The tiger sings but does not roar, the little book boy is ridiculous!" Tang Bohu took advantage of it.  Said: "On the chessboard, the chariots have no wheels and the horses have no reins. The generals are shouting, beware!" "Good, good! Good!" Everyone in Washington clapped their hands.  The staff general was startled and said: "The orioles, the swallows, the swallows, the emeralds and the reds are all harmonious and harmonious!" "Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, mosaics and leaves come and go every year!" "Hua'an is really good, Hua'an is great!"  ? King Ning saw this.  He urged: "Quickly take action, fight him to death, fight him to death!?" The staff general's forehead was already sweating, and he said: "My thoughts are with you, my country, my country!" "Let's enjoy it with eight eyes. Appreciate the flowers.  "Appreciate the moon and appreciate the fragrance of autumn!" In contrast, Tang Bohu was more relaxed and relaxed, and he didn't forget to tease Qiuxiang.  "Okay, okay¡ª¡ª" The cheers from everyone in Washington put a lot of pressure on the staff general. The sweat on his forehead was wiped off again. After some hard thinking, he said: "My superior majesty appears.  You are so daring. ?" "You are a dirty person, showing half of your turtle head." ? "My great staff general will lose to you as a book boy?" The staff general said angrily: "You are here to plant trees!  ?¡± ¡°The fish is served in your bathtub!¡±  blood.  The blood was like a fountain that couldn't stop, it was very spectacular.  Some viewers were stunned. It was too exaggerated for a person to spurt blood like this, but it was really funny.And it would be even funnier if that person was Uncle Ge.  Ge You and Wang Xu, the young and old, did not disappoint everyone and presented a wonderful literary discussion.  Especially the kiss between the two is lingering in my mind.  It¡¯s a pity that Uncle Ge is not at the premiere today, otherwise it would be interesting to see his expression.  The film is only halfway through here, and it is really exciting and hilarious.  The second half is also full of jokes, such as the one who loses his legs beyond all recognition and gives me a punch, and who is the best poison in the world between Washington's "Death in a Day" and Tang's "Half a Step with a Smile".  In the end, after going through all kinds of tests, Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang finally got married and went to the church to get married.  Tang Bohu looked at Qiuxiang lovingly and said, "Qiuxiang, we have gone through so many twists and turns, we-?" Qiuxiang said shyly, "Finally, lovers get married." "Your wife has red lips and a peach blossom face.  , why don¡¯t you kiss her quickly?¡± Tang Bohu wanted to kiss Qiuxiang after hearing the Taishi¡¯s words.  Suddenly Qiuxiang's face turned serious and she said, "Hey, wait! Let's punch twice first!" "Ah?!" Tang Bohu was surprised.  "You don't know how to do this?! Mahjong, Pai Gow, and four-color dice are always the same for you, right?" "Ah¡ª¡ª" Tang Bohu screamed and fell to the ground.  The whole film is finished!  The lights on the stage came on, and credits appeared on the screen.  Suddenly - "Boom!" Explosive applause suddenly rang out. Everyone stood up and gave the warmest and most sincere applause to the creative staff.  "Thank you, thank you everyone!" Wang Xu.  He Jiong, Chen Baixiang, Liu Shishi and other creative staff all stood up, applauded, turned around, clasped their fists behind and to the left and right, and bowed in thanks!  At this time.  Many celebrities came over spontaneously to congratulate the creators in person.  "Brother Sledgehammer, congratulations. It's really wonderful. I really want to watch it again." Lin Zhiling walked up to Wang Xu first, with a smile on her face and her beautiful eyes that did not conceal her admiration.  "Oh, sister, your voice of praise is the most beautiful voice in the world!" Wang Xu couldn't hide the joy on his face.  "Giggle. Aren't you afraid of Xiaodie being jealous?" Lin Zhiling glanced at the little woman, Zhuang Xiaodie, who was nestling next to Wang Xu with a proud and excited look on her face.  "I'm telling the truth, Xiaodie, do you agree?" Wang Xu looked at Xiaodie, and her answer was a smile.  Just then Wang Bo appeared, frowned, and said, "Sledgehammer, it's all your fault. I'm so weak now that I can't go home?" Wang Xu watched the entire video.  I feel a little tired, which is all because I laugh too much.  Many viewers were actually like him. If you look carefully, you can see that there are many people sitting behind, drinking water and taking a breath.  "Oh!" Wang Xu's expression turned cute, and he spoke like a woman.  He said: "Handsome boy, I miss you, can I take you home?" "You are good or bad, you should go to your family first, um¡ª¡ª" Wang Bo pouted.  "You damn shemale. Go to hell!" Wang Xu pretended to punch Wang Bo on the shoulder, and both of them couldn't help laughing.  Immediately afterwards, Wang Xu opened his arms and happily hugged Zhou Runfa and Liu Dehua.  Before he could speak to his two brothers, the audience behind him suddenly burst into shouts.  "Tang Bohu!" "Tang Bohu!" "Tang Bohu!" Wang Xu turned around and saw all the audience, including many celebrities, standing up and shouting his name together.  At this moment, Wang Xu became excited.  "Wow!" Wang Xu screamed, and before he could react, he was carried onto the stage by He Jiong, Wang Bo, Chen Baixiang, Qian Feng and others.  When Wang Xu was let down by several people and stood together with all the main creative staff of the film, facing the audience and bowing in thanks, the entire hall was drowned in applause, screams, and cheers.  The noise lasted for more than a minute before it gradually subsided.  At this time, Wang Han, Li Weijia, Xie Na, Liu Yan, Qian Feng, and Tianyuan's six masters of ceremonies came on stage together. Wang Han was about to speak when he suddenly saw a group of beautiful girls from the Hammer Gang, all holding flowers.  There were about twenty of them, and they just gave each creative staff a bouquet of flowers on stage.  "Thank you! Thank you to our lovely Hammer fans!" When Wang Han said his thanks, he looked at the stageNext, there are 60 Hammers fans near the media area on the right. They have been waving their light sticks vigorously from the end of the film to now. Many little girls are still wiping sweat with one hand.  Wang Han said to Wang Xu: "Wang Xu, look, I just noticed that your fans have been standing and waving. You see, they are all dripping with sweat. I feel pity for you. Please tell them quickly,  Sit down and take a rest." After Wang Xu heard this, he saw the girls who were Hammer fans.  "The weather is hot, be careful of heat stroke, you" Wang Xu's eyes turned red as he spoke, happy, excited, movedthese emotions came up together.  "Bah bang bang!" Applause interrupted his words. When all the audience saw that Wang Xu was emotional, they couldn't help but applaud to encourage him.  When the beautiful girls from the Hammer Gang saw that Hammer's eyes turned red for them, they all excitedly shouted his name.  "Hush" Wang Xu calmed down and made a boo to silence the fans.  "Everyone, please sit down and take a rest. I already feel your love, and I love you too!" Wang Xu bowed again, this bow to his cutest fans.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
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