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Volume 1 Chapter 191 I fuck my brother

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    Tang Bohu became the book boy of two young masters in Washington, and the two young masters were quarreling over Qiuxiang in the study.  "Do you have to compete with me for Qiuxiang?!?" "I am the elder brother, of course she is mine!"  It's bending over.  "Is there a difference in picking up girls?!"? "Are you going to show off with me?!?" "Who is afraid of whom?" The two brothers quarreled endlessly and grabbed the brushes on the table and started to fight.  "?I'll stab you to death!" Hua Wen inserted a writing brush into his brother Hua Wu's nostril.  Hua Wu was angry. Not to be outdone, he also interfered with his brother.  "You fuck your brother?! I fuck my brother." "You dare to fuck your brother?! I will fight with you!?" "For Qiuxiang, I don't want this brother!" The two of them struggled together and reached the room.  At the door, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the two unlucky children were squeezed behind the door by two doors respectively.  "I successfully passed the test and became a book boy. Everything is under my control. I am getting closer and closer to Sister Qiuxiang. My mood today is very different, very different! Huh? Where are the two young masters?!" It turned out that it was Tang Bohu who pushed the door open and came in.  The two young men were hiding behind the door, with brushes stuck in their mouths, looking miserable.  When the two young masters saw Tang Bohu, they asked in unison: "Who are you, idiot?"? "I am the boy who is responsible for accompanying you two to study." "Oh! It was the boy who hit the table and the chairs last night to hurt us.  That bastard who can't sleep?" "That's right!" Tang Bohu looked at the two young masters, "Hey, these two young masters have special bones. I'm so lucky to be able to serve you!" "Yeah~~~  That's pretty cool. I'll take care of you as a person from now on." "I'm sorry, I don't want to do anything else." "I don't want to serve you tea.  Doing laundry and sweeping the floor without making the bed?" Hua Wu glanced at his brother Hua Wen, "Isn't that the same as us?" Hua Wen asked, "What will you do?" "I will-" Tang Bohu said proudly.  A smile: "Hey, hey, hey~~~ I can play the harmonica, play the jade flute, pick up girls, read little books, divination and horoscopes, and look at people's eyebrows. I am romantic and suave, stealing jade and beauty!" "Is it true?"? "Lu  Come and see with both hands?" Tang Bohu hesitated: "I'm afraid it's not convenient to demonstrate here." Hua Wen said, "It's not that easy to fool us!" Hua Wu said, "Then look at the two of us.  !" "This" "Tch! You can't say it, right?" Tang Bohu suddenly slapped the table and stood up: "If I'm not mistaken, you two must be imbecile!  Come out?¡± ¡°I¡¯m so impressed!¡± Hua Wen and Hua Wu knelt down together: ¡°Please allow us to call you Big Brother!¡±  The foot play makes people squirt.  Let's see - Hua Wen said while beating his elder brother on the back: "Brother, I heard that you did a trick of "returning my Piao Piao Fist" yesterday. It was very amazing. Can you help us look better? ?  " "Yes, yes!" Hua Wu nodded.  "You two are already as beautiful as gods, don't you need to fight anymore?" "Hey, hey, who would think you are too beautiful?" "Then please pour me a cup of tea first."  ?" Tang Bohu's word "please" angered the two young masters. Hua Wu slapped the table and stood up. He said angrily: "Huh?"  !  Did you make a mistake when you said "please"? It is natural to serve the boss, so why did you say please?  !  ?¡± Hua Wen also became popular: ¡°You are looking down on us when you say please. You have disappointed us so much that you have caused endocrine disorders and incontinence. Maybe you will shit a lot of shit on your head, which is not good for everyone.  Okay!  "? Tang Bohu was dumbfounded. He said: "I just said a word of please, why don't you shit on my head?  ?" "Don't do this!  "? "We are very serious!  "?    "learn.  You two bastards, bring me a cup of tea!  ?" "That's right.  This is the big brother.  "? "Thank you, brother.  ¡± Hong Kong actors Huang Yishan, Li Jiasheng and Sister Shiliu were all tepid before and played some shitty roles, but this time they will be two??The imbecile's performance is unforgettable.  If you look back at Chen Baixiang's wonderful performance, many people will find that all the supporting actors in this film are outstanding.  why is that?  This is the role of a good script.  ??Everyone has somewhat overlooked that Wang Xu is also the screenwriter, and the main screenwriter.  Back to the film, as mentioned earlier, the two young masters Hua Wen and Hua Wu were discovered by Tang Bohu to be imbeciles, and they fell into submission.  He knelt down and worshiped Tang Bohu as his eldest brother.  At this moment, the teacher from Washington came in.  As soon as this teacher appeared, the audience screamed. It turned out that the actor of this teacher was the great director Feng Xiaogang!  Feng Xiaogang put on a beard and looked like a master.  Liu Dehua smiled and said to Feng Xiaogang: "Director Feng, you look a bit like a scholar." Feng Xiaogang smiled and did not answer. His attention was on the film.  Even he himself is looking forward to how the audience will react to his next performance.  In the video, the teacher saw two young men worshiping a little book boy, and asked Tang Bohu how could He De, a mere book boy, become the eldest brother?  "Young man, you are trying to steal your job from me. I originally borrowed money from Sanshui, but now I am the first teacher in Washington, holding a white paper fan! Which unit do you belong to?" Tang Bohu said proudly: "I am originally from Suzhou.  The current reading boy in Washington has a pair of red sticks in front of his door! "Bah! Are you older than me?" The teacher took off his shirt in anger, revealing his tattoos.  "I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon's head on my chest. If someone stands in the way, I will kill someone, if I stand in the way of a Buddha, I will kill the Buddha!" ??These few words were spoken, and the tattoo on Feng Xiaogang's body was so funny that everyone laughed.  , even Feng Xiaogang himself laughed.  While Feng Xiaogang was laughing, he felt that Wang Xusheng was a younger generation. When he was performing this part, he had reservations. He thought it would be inappropriate for a gentleman to have tattoos.  But after the shooting results came out, he agreed.  Now that the audience was overjoyed, he recognized from the bottom of his heart that it was indeed a work of genius.  As mentioned earlier, the film has eight classic supporting roles. Will the eighth supporting role be the teacher played by Feng Xiaogang?  No, Mr. Teacher is indeed wonderful, but this film cannot be said to be a classic among classics.  The eighth classic supporting role is Ge Youyan¡¯s consultant duel who is about to appear.  It is said that King Ning brought a large number of people to Washington to show off their power, including the deadly scholar and Ge Youyan's adviser.  "Look, it's Ge You, Uncle Ge is out!" The audience cheered up when they saw Ge You appear.  Ge You is a recognized master of comedy in the Chinese film industry, and Wang Xu is recognized as a rising star. This collision between an old man and a young man has already attracted a lot of attention in the trailer.  It can be said that this is a highlight of the film.  ???Everyone will wait and see what kind of sparks these two people will collide with.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!
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