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    The final chapter of Gaiden: Tragedy and Comedy Scene 1 Hello everyone, my name is Zhou Bozhu. I am currently standing in the pirated disc market of New Kunlun, the capital of the Republic of South China, taking a selfie. As you know, for well-known reasons, New Kunlun in Asia and the capital of South Korea  Seoul is Asia's largest distribution center for pirated adult film CDs, and it is the favorite place for 21st century geeks like me.  I came here to buy the movie. Of course, due to well-known reasons, the money I paid to buy the movie was the private money I earned from the novel "I'm Definitely Not a Coward" that I opened in my secret account on Qidian. After buying the movie, I will upload the torrent to  It¡¯s for everyone¡¯s benefit, just enjoy watching it and don¡¯t talk nonsense on the Internet.  ??Okay, let¡¯s stop for a moment. I will go into this influence store to buy a CD now.  Screen Shot 2 "Hey, Laowa, the camera is on me, don't just take pictures of the female clerk's long legs, I am the protagonist!" Shot 3 "Boss, are there any good movies? Love and action movies!" "Yes,  I just bought a batch of Nordic version, how about it? " "Nordic version? The kind of human-animal battle? It's too heavy-handed, but I can't bear it." "It's a pity. It was here a few days ago.  A few German tourists came, and they bought hundreds of copies of the Nordic version. "I'm not a Nordic, so I want something light." "I also have the American version here, like this one, "The Sewer Mermaid."  "Irreversible" and "Morgan's Secret History" are very good, and they also have plots. " "Look at this cover, well, it's so big, it's not silicone, is it?" A voice next to it said: "Of course it's silicone.  The salt water bag is so big. Do you still want it to be real? " The boss's lens: "It seems that you like pure natural things. I have good products here. The new ones are from Lanfang's famous people's artist and the king of selfies.  Wang Sanri just produced it. "Wang Sanri? He's the one who goes to Bulgaria to buy tanks, goes to Latvia to smuggle hairy girls, and takes selfies of seven beautiful ocean girls at the same time. He's a damn winner in life.  Wang Sanri should be burned to death a hundred times and fed to dogs. "That's right. He has a new movie for ten yuan! This time the protagonist is a mother and daughter! It's really so expensive!"  ?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way, the authorities are strict and we¡¯ll go in if we catch him!¡±  Douyu Live Room Scene 4 Barrage: Zhou Bozuo from the Tiger Separation Balcony: Hello everyone, I am Zhou Bozuo, the winner in life!  ¡ª¡ªDamn it, some unscrupulous person secretly changed my name using a name change card.  Netizen Wang Qinian: Brother Si, good!  Netizen Lin Shenhe: Hello everyone, I am Sister-in-law!  Zhou Bozu, who occupied the balcony: Don't pretend that my wife is screaming, it scares me to death.  Netizen Xiaobailang: Brother Si, you secretly went to buy pornographic films again. Does your sister-in-law know that you are like this?  Tiger Seizes the Balcony Zhou Bozu: Don¡¯t mention another name. If you do, I won¡¯t show you the new movie.  Netizens: Okay.  Everyone, please stop making trouble. It¡¯s not easy for Brother Si to provide benefits to everyone, so please don¡¯t criticize him.  Zhou Bozuo from Tiger Sewer Balcony: I'm going to start showing movies. Should I show "Sewer Mermaid" first or Wang Sanri's short movie?  Netizen¡¯s comment: Netizen A: I want a short movie!  Netizen b: The taste of American movies has become more and more heavy recently, and there is a tendency to change to German taste.  We are not German and cannot stand it.  Netizen: The British also have very strong tastes. I heard that a Goat Girl branch was recently opened in Australia.  Netizen d: Stop talking nonsense, we want to watch Wang Laoshi¡¯s short movie.  Zhou Bozuo, who occupies the balcony, said: Let¡¯s show Wang Laoshi¡¯s short movie first.  Shot 5: Opening scene: A man wearing blue overalls with a dirty yellow and white sweat towel wrapped around his neck.  A wretched man with an unshaven beard and a Zorro eyepatch is smiling lewdly at the camera, with a bed behind him.  There were beautiful girls lying on the bed, half lying and half sitting, wrapped in white towels. Their eyes were red, and some strange red substances could be seen on the white towels that covered their bodies.  In the background music you can hear the buzzing of flies.  After giving these beautiful girls a close-up shot, two big characters "stinky (crab) work" were written on the right side of the screen.  There is also a row of small words on the side: Wang Sanri Self-portrait Series. This is the unique opening title of the art film self-portraits by the people's artist Wang Sanri. It has long been a very familiar shot to bankers all over the world.  The beginning of the picture is the Soviet UnionAgainst the background of the song "Unbreakable Alliance", there are a bunch of shots of street girls selling meat that can be seen everywhere on the streets of Latvia.  Then, as the person carrying the camera moved, the scene entered a local underground nightclub.  In the nightclub, a special high head was built. Under the illumination of high-power spotlights, a fat-headed and evil-looking host dragged beautiful girls in three-point poses onto the stage, one by one.  Introduce and mark the price to the audience on stage.  Sometimes, according to the buyer's request, the girls' clothes are stripped off on the spot for everyone to inspect the goods on the spot.  What is extremely dedicated is that this "seller" is extremely ethical. In addition to inspecting the goods on the spot, he also produced an inspection certificate from a local hospital. In addition to a physical health report, a certificate of no gynecological diseases, and a virginity certificate, there was also a "purely natural"  , not plastic surgery¡±, there are a lot of certification documents, and he is extremely dedicated.  Audiences all know that this is the world-famous "green and environmentally friendly" industrial chain that emerged after Latvia announced its separation from the Soviet Union in 2010: human trafficking.  In the footage of Wang Sanri taking a selfie, you can see people holding up signs and announcing prices from time to time, and then the highest bidder directly picks up the goods on the spot and buys the "goods" on the stage.  In the scene of the transaction scene that Wang took a selfie on the third day, there was even a buyer who was so impatient that after buying the goods, he pushed the goods down in his private room and put them up on the spot, so that "goods" could be heard from time to time in the picture.  Screams of pain and beatings and curses from vicious buyers.  The auction lasted for thirty minutes, and the finale was a pair of beautiful blond mother and daughter. Then Wang Sanri, the winner of life who made countless netizens hate her, held up placards more than ten times in a row and won the auction with 150,000 yuan.  The mother and daughter were bought for RMB.  After buying the goods, Wang Sanri, who was relatively decent, started talking to the mother and daughter. The other party told him that they were originally a happy family before Latvia announced its separation from the Soviet Union five years ago. The mother  Her husband was originally a local factory engineer.  It is considered a high-income family in the local area and leads a very happy life.  However, five years ago, Latvia's opposition party, the Democratic Party, came out and liked the people to protest on the streets and demand autonomy from the Soviet Union.  Everything has changed.  I originally thought that Moscow would fall out, and there were even constant rumors that the Soviet Red Army would march into Latvia at any time to suppress it. However, all worries did not happen.  The "Emperor" of the Soviet Communist Party.  Lady Katyusha spoke.  "The socialist movement around the world needs a negative example to tell the people who like the new and dislike the old what hell is. Since some people like to go to hell, let them go." Latvia got its wish to break away from the Soviet Union, and the Latvian Communist Party became the local party  "Illegal" organizations.  Then the Latvian Democratic Party, like the Bulgarian Democratic Party, got what it wanted and came to power. ????????????????????? Then, there is the feast of the discolored new powerful people happily dividing up the state-owned assets, and the old currency turns into papyrus.  ??The new oligarchs, new powerful men, and new capitalists go to heaven, and the common working class goes to hell.  Five years of hell have come.  Like Bulgaria in the south, where the red flag has also landed, Latvia has become the most famous eldest daughter's hospital in Europe.  It¡¯s not just the Lanhua Republic far away in Asia.  Even the Soviet Union in the east and Germany in the west, the bankers among the people have shouted the slogan "go to "repair" and "warranty" to buy women."  In the past two years, relying on the "flesh economy", Latvia and Bulgaria have achieved another kind of "economic prosperity", slowly climbing from the eighteenth floor of hell to about the fourteenth or tenth floor.  The "new products" of these two countries after the "color revolution" are heavy-flavored love action movies.  It also greatly enriched the inventory of the entertainment industry and caused a serious market impact on similar industries in the United States.  ¡°However, the local people definitely don¡¯t like this result.  The mother and daughter who were auctioned.  He was also the victim of this disaster and the breadwinner of their family. The male owner fell seriously ill and had no money for treatment. He was forced to put himself on the "human flesh market" and then met the "kind-hearted" buyer king.  Three days.  In the lens.  After Wang Sanri asked about the situation, he "kindly" drove them to the mother and daughter's residence in a luxurious BMW.  ¡°Young man, do you think what happens next will be a healing plot in which Wang Sanri gives up his wealth to save his mother and daughter from fire and water?  You are so sweet, boy.  You will understand what happened next if you look at the barrage. Netizen Wang Qinian: As I guessed, the handcuffs were all taken out. This Wang Sanri is such a beast!  Netizen Lin Shenhe: My husband is an ex-criminal?  Indeed it is!  Netizen Qin Xuesheng: It¡¯s a lie to scream so miserably.Netizen Xiaobailang: I can¡¯t stand it anymore. It¡¯s too miserable. It must be acting. I have to say it a hundred times. Netizen Xibeimao: Xiaobailang, how dare you watch this kind of movie?  Go home and kneel on the washboard for me. The screen is stuck. Zhou Bozuo on the balcony: Hello everyone, I am Sister-in-law, and I am back!  The guy in our house is kneeling down like an ant right now, and the computer is now under my control.  The bottom of the barrage shows: Zhou Bozuo, who has been on the balcony, has been renamed Sisters-in-law.  Sister-in-law: Our guy went to Nanhua this time and secretly kept his private money to buy a movie. He is getting more and more harsh. Well, today I will use this movie method to deal with him. I take the initiative!  Netizens love the Dragon City Flying General: Sister-in-law is so powerful!  Netizen Lin Shenhe: Sister-in-law, please accept my knees!  Netizen Xibeimao: Sister-in-law, when you beat Zhou Bozuo, could you live broadcast it?  I want to observe and learn. My little white wolf needs education.  Sister-in-law: You guys!  Well, let me show you another movie that my friend bought, the American version of "Sewer Mermaid". Five minutes later, these people were vomiting in the toilet.  On the other side, in a high-end villa in Xinkunlun, Wang Xinping, director of the Lanhua Intelligence Bureau, was standing respectfully in front of a desk, making a report to the people sitting behind the desk.  "This is the download number data of this year's "Stink 2015". There are 200 million downloads in China, and there are more than 30 million download records in Europe. The Soviet Union has not yet handed over the download numbers of "Sewer Mermaid"  Although it is not high, it is now a hot topic on the Internet. ""The Sewer Mermaid", which can make people vomit, is a black movie that reflects organ trafficking in the United States. There is no light in the whole movie.  "Very good!" The man in front of Fang's desk glanced at the data and then continued to browse an email sent from the Soviet Union.  The content of the email is that the so-called "Latvian National Liberation Party", formerly the Latvian Communist Party, begged Soviet Moscow to send troops into Latvia to "liberate" the suffering people there.  Bulgaria also sent a similar report to Moscow.  The man at the table knew that her daughter would not agree to the Soviet Red Army sending troops to do such a shameless thing as "invading" other countries.  She would only ask the soldiers of the Soviet Red Army to bring caviar, canned food, vodka and other specialties, and enter Latvia and Bulgaria as a tourist. While rescuing the hungry locals, she would also use her own strength to  bodies to fill the "emptiness" of their wives and daughters' bodies.  Germany in the west, Lanfang in Asia, and even some "people who got rich first" in China in the north are doing the same thing now.  The new Chinese revisionists, the new Soviet revisionists, and the new German revisionists all use the "repair" and "repair" methods of crossing the river too fast to tell the people what will happen after they change their colors.  "We will not save these two countries. By the way, there is good news. In Europe, a third idiot country is being born. Soon we will have a source of love action movies produced in Romania to enrich the people's imagination.  It¡¯s time to live an amateur life. Sometimes people are really stupid! It¡¯s their instinct to like the new and dislike the old. After these two countries have taught them, they still don¡¯t understand.  The effect is very poor. We need more people to fall into hell and bear this pain for us! Then we can turn their bloody human tragedy into a comedy that everyone can enjoy.  Let the people be happy but also understand what will happen after the change. " Lin Han said, putting down the mouse, and then caressing the two blond heads under the desk with his hands, Wang Xinping.  He also retreated out of the room and closed the door.  Only a few people in the world know that the "Wang Sanri" who made a lot of classic self-shot short films is the man in front of the stage. All the stories are real people and things that happened in real life, and everything is not acting.  And the two heroines of that movie are under the desk now.  They did fall into hell, but they were lucky enough to be pulled out of hell by a kind "sir".  (To be continued.)?¡­
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