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Text Chapter 162 The worst client holder in history

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    Mr. Zhu Da finally understood why Comrade Yamu was so miserable. His children were dying in batches every day, and each batch would cost at least tens of millions. No one would be happy.  This is no longer a question of whether we can live happily, but whether we can live happily.  After all, the other party is also the holder of the Interstellar Client, and can be regarded as a colleague of Mr. Zhu Da, so Mr. Zhu Da couldn't help but sigh sympathetically and said: "Yam! You have to be more open-minded, even if the white-haired person is giving away  The incident with the black-haired man is indeed heartbreaking, but it¡¯s useless for you to feel sad now that it¡¯s like this.¡± ¡°I¡¯m fine!¡± Yamu wiped away his tears helplessly, ¡°I¡¯m used to dying anyway.  , What can I still resist now? " "Uh! This" Zhu Runfa sweated when he heard this, and then couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Ahem! That's what I said."  Well, children die all year round, more than 10 million die every day, this is not something you are used to, but you are used to it!  But this guy is really pitiful. Zhu Runfa sighed secretly: It is really heartbreaking to see so many children die every day!  But Fortunately, this guy is not from Earth, and more importantly, he is not from China.  Otherwise, whoever has such an unlucky friend can bankrupt a rich man with just a few cents of money!  It seems a bit out of character to think this way, butdo aliens really have no money?  This seems a bit unclear!  I have always been a noble person, eager for justice, and very thin-skinned. If he shamelessly asks for the moneythen should I give it to him or not?  Zhu Runfa was thinking about this strange question, and finally decided to end the transaction quickly.  Don't give this alien a chance to ask for his share of the money.  So he coughed dryly and said: "Ahem! Yamu! It is said that every family has its own scriptures that are difficult to recite. I don't want to ask you the specific reasons for this. I think it's getting late. I guess you have to go to the crematorium or something.  , let¡¯s trade now! Well! If I heard it right, you said that the minimum price for every thousand eggs during the funeral is 30 stars?¡± ¡°Yes, sir!¡±  He was even more sad, and said with a bitter smile, "Originally, the insect eggs were one hundred stars per thousand, but now forget it! Thirty is thirty! Sir, how many do you need?" "I want  I may not want much." Zhu Runfa thought about the number of Japanese people, then looked at Yamu who was still bleeding, and smiled bitterly.  Because he was really embarrassed to say that he actually only wanted to buy more than 30 insect eggs. Judging from the situation that buying an artificial insect king comes with 100 insect eggs, the total of his business including handling fees is only 3 star coins. It is estimated that  If this Yamu finds out, he will immediately be so angry that he will vomit blood and die.  How about just buy an artificial insect king later, and then return the remaining eggs to it?  This seems worth considering!  "How much do you want?" Yamu sighed and said, "At this time, what else can I care about? It's good to have business. Sir, how much do you want? Tell me! I can't resist  !" "AhemOkay!" Zhu Runfa laughed dryly when he heard this.  "I just said, I want thirty" "Three hundred thousand insect eggs?" Yamu screamed when he heard this.  "Oh my god! Sir! You actually want 300,000 insect eggs!" "Uh! Actually, I'm not" "Oh my god!" Yamu shouted in surprise, "Sir, you are really my savior! Three  One hundred thousand insect eggs, that¡¯s a huge sum of money! Sir! You are such a good person!¡± 9,000 star coins is a huge sum of money?  Zhu Runfa glanced at it speechlessly. This guy is also a second-level cosmic civilization. Is he so poor?  "Thank you! Sir!" Yamu said cheerfully, as if he was celebrating the New Year, "You really solved my urgent need! With your 9,000 star coins, I won't have to do any funerals for at least half a year.  Oh. Oh, my poor child! " "Uh! You're welcome! I actually forget it!" Zhu Runfa sighed and shook his head, "Three hundred thousand.  Come on! Let¡¯s trade now! Now that the trade is over, you should go and treat your injuries! ¡°Forget it!  This guy is pathetic enough, so he just does it as a good deed.  "Oh! Yes! Yes!" Yamu nodded wildly, and then said gratefully, "Thank you, sir! Thank you, sir! Let's do the deal! Then let's get started" "Wait a minute!" He didn't speak at this time.  The customer service girl suddenly said, "Yam! There are 300,000 insect eggs. We all need those 'clean' eggs, so you have to help us deal with them before selling them?" "Clean ones?" Yam's face changed.  Change, and then suddenly burst into tears, and said in a sob, "Yes! I understand! Sir please wait a moment! I will, I, just wuwuwu." After saying this, Yamu, big  Crying and closing the screen.    "Ding!" A prompt sounded, and then a mechanical voice came: "The holder of client No. xxx has turned off the manual trading system and turned on automatic trading. The goods are now ready. Do you want to buy it?"  This is the voice of the other client.  "Yeah! Buy it!" Zhu Runfa couldn't help but exclaimed, "It's hard these days! It's not easy for everyone! The dignified second-level civilization actually regarded nine thousand star coins as a huge sum of money! Forget it! Look at it  This is pitiful, don¡¯t remind me, the star coins will be deducted directly from the account, the customer service girl can buy it!¡± ¡°Tsk! They are not pitiful!¡± The customer service girl curled her lips in disapproval, and then started to operate.  "Okay! The purchase is complete!" the customer service girl reminded, "Do you want to pick up the goods?" "Withdraw!" Zhu Runfa said without hesitation.  "Boom!" As soon as he finished speaking, a metal box about one meter square fell down.  Zhu Runfa opened it and saw that in addition to the 'Artificial Insect King' that looked like a silkworm baby, there was also a small box of frozen fish-like things inside.  "Is this the so-called parasite?" Zhu Runfa shook the box curiously and said, "It doesn't seem to be anything special? Is this thing really useful? In other words, those Japanese people are dead, even if this thing can  Parasitize them. Can they still survive? "Of course it's impossible!" the customer service girl said, shaking her head.  "If you are dead, you are dead! How can you come back to life? What I mean is to repair the external damage of the corpses first. Then just use these parasitic life forms to parasitize them. They are inherently intelligent and can handle some things."  "Oh! So that's it!" Zhu Runfa suddenly realized, but he immediately said worriedly, "The problem is that those people have been dead for so long, are they still useful?" "Of course!" the customer service girl said confidently, "Although those people  They have been dead for a long time, but because they were quickly taken into the interstellar store, time was stopped. Although all of them are dead, most of the cells in their bodies are still alive, so they will not be affected by parasitism. Then get some high-energy repair fluid.  That's it." "Yeah! That's right!" Zhu Runfa thought for a while and said, "Forget it! Let's try it and you will know."  'Artificial Insect King', follow the customer service girl's instructions to operate it.  I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s because it¡¯s a special instrument for a parasitic civilization, so this cheating thing is not controlled by the brain.  Instead, it can only be operated manually.  So even though there was a customer service girl giving guidance, Zhu Runfa was still very busy and sweating profusely.  Couldn't figure it out for a while.  "By the way! I almost forgot to ask you just now," Zhu Runfa asked strangely while operating, "What happened to Yamu just now? Why did he cry so sadly all of a sudden?" "Of course!" the customer service girl said.  He curled his lips and said, "I asked him to clean the eggs before selling them, so of course he would be sad." "Aren't those eggs a commodity?" Zhu Runfa was even more surprised when he heard this, "Before selling anything, clean the product.  It's normal! Why is it crying so sadly? " "Because" The customer service girl looked at him strangely, and then suddenly laughed strangely, "Young man, you don't know what these parasitic civilizations are selling.  Are the eggs produced by them themselves?" Zhu Runfa felt uncomfortable with her strange look and rolled his eyes angrily: "Nonsense! Who sells products that are not produced by themselves?" "Well!  "Young man!" the customer service girl said with a smile, "You have to understand that production and 'production' are different. The production you are talking about is scientific and technological production, and others use"  The customer service girl made an image of a pregnant woman.  "Pfft! Cough cough cough" Zhu Runfa choked and coughed at her words, and cried out, "No way! Wouldn't those insect eggs" "That's right!" The customer service girl nodded and said, "These insect eggs  They are all descendants of this guy named Yamu. This guy is actually selling his children and his daughters. Oh, how pitiful! " "Selling his sons and daughters" Zhu Runfa had a drop of cold sweat on his head when he heard this.  Said, "Sister! Are you kidding me? You must be kidding me, right? Did you say it wrong, or did I hear it wrong? This damn thing is also a second-level cosmic civilization, this Yamu  After all, he is the master of this civilization. By the way, how miserable it is! Damn it! The dignified holders of the Earth Star Client are reduced to selling their sons and daughters. You are talking about aliens.  Why, this guy sounds like Xi'er's father, Mr. Yang Bailao!" "Don't believe it? Look at this!" The customer service girl curled her lips and pointed to a line of inconspicuous words on the Yamu store.  "This is" Zhu Runfa looked carefully after hearing this, and thenJust one glance and I was completely speechless.  I saw it read: The products sold in this store are all descendants of the owner, with noble blood, excellent varieties, and good self-cultivation "My day!" Zhu Runfa couldn't help but cursed, and said with a black line on his face,  "It's blinding my krypton gold dog eyes. Damn! He really sells his sons and daughters. Is this really a second-level cosmic civilization? Are you sure that the evaluation of the interstellar client is correct? Could it be that the client's brain is affected?  Bribery? I'll take it. Where's the moral integrity? " "Get out!" The customer service girl's face darkened and she said angrily, "What do you mean by 'taking a bribe'? It's like I've been bribed by you.  "Me?" "Uh! That's a gaffe! Haha!" Zhu Runfa laughed and said, "What? You didn't say why Yamu was crying so sadly just now!"  It's all the eggs it laid. If you let it be cleaned, there's no need for him to be so sad, right?  Nose, "Do you know what I mean by 'clean'?" "Clean means clean. What else does it mean?" Zhu Runfa said casually first.  Then he thought of something and his expression changed.  Said, "Are you saying that this Yam has set a trap in these eggs and mixed some viruses or the like into them, so you have to ask him to clean them out?" "Of course no!" Customer Service  The girl rolled her eyes, "We are a parasitic civilization, not a biochemical civilization. What kind of virus is there?" "Yeah! That's right!" Zhu Runfa scratched his head.  Then he said dissatisfiedly, "Okay! Stop being so secretive and tell me quickly!" "Hmph!" The customer service girl snorted twice and glanced at him with an arrogant look on her face, "Are you being sincere?  Sincerely, do you humbly ask this Queen?" "Xiaoshan!" Zhu Runfa's face darkened and he said angrily, "Just give me a little, be careful" "Yo Xi!" The customer service girl clapped her hands happily, "Since you  Sincerely. I asked humbly" Zhu Runfa looked at her with a black look on his face and couldn't help but complain: Hey!  girl.  Can you please stop talking to yourself?  When did I grovel? Is it because you have too much traffic this month and the data is disordered?  " Parasitic civilization is a special kind of civilization," the customer service girl said to herself, "The scary thing about them is not that they can be parasitic, but that they are intelligent, and the even scarier thing is that they  Every individual has exactly the same physiological characteristics. In fact, the phenomenon of parasitism is very common in the biological world, just like there are roundworms in the human body, and there may be lice hidden in the hair, so this is nothing to be surprised about.  Ordinary parasitic life is not terrible. To deal with roundworms, you only need two anti-worming pills and take frequent baths to deal with lice. But intelligent parasitic life is terrible. You can imagine that when the roundworms in the human body become intelligent.  What will happen? It doesn¡¯t need to have much intelligence, as long as it knows that the insecticide is fatal to it. When you take the insecticide from your mouth, you think this intelligent tapeworm will be in your body.  Waiting for death in the intestines? Or getting into your other internal organs, such as the liver, such as the kidneys" "Stop! I understand!" Zhu Runfa shouted with a green face, "Skip this section!  "Okay!" the customer service girl said, "These are only intelligent life forms with the most basic intelligence, and the Yaguang civilization is already a second-level civilization. In terms of intelligence alone, humans on earth may not be able to match them.  , This is not the scariest thing about them. The scariest thing about them is that the characteristics of all these guys are the same. " "This I don't understand!" Zhu Runfa was ashamed. He really couldn't understand what this meant.  The individual characteristics are the same, which is terrible.  "Actually, it's easy to say," the customer service girl said, "Just like bees, the queen bee and the worker bees are both bees, but in fact the individual characteristics of the two are absolutely different. The former can lay eggs, but the latter cannot lay eggs.  These parasitic lives are different. All parasitic lives evolve from low-level life to high-level life, but all their individual characteristics are the same. That is to say they can all reproduce. " "You mean" Zhu Runfa.  His face changed drastically, "Are the eggs provided by Yamu fertile?" "That's right!" the customer service girl smiled, "If these eggs hatch, their physical characteristics will be the same as Yamu, of course they can."  Breeding. AndYam, you heard it. It kills ten million children! Can you imagine what would happen if these eggs hatched?  Not the wholeThe ball is finished.  "Zhu Runfa couldn't help but shudder, and threw the "Artificial Insect King" aside like a hot yam. "So" the customer service girl smiled triumphantly, "Now you understand what I did.  'Clean', what does it mean?  " "You mean" Zhu Runfa looked at her with an expression as if he had seen a ghost, and cold sweat flowed down like a waterfall. "That's right!  "The customer service girl gestured to his lower body with her little hand, "If you succeed in selling, you must commit suicide first!  If Yamu wants to sell the insect eggs to us, of course he must give away all the bodies of his descendantsCrack!  " "Hiss!  " Zhu Runfa took a breath of cold air, subconsciously crossed her legs, and then felt a faint egg pain. " Damn it! Selling children and girls as cannon fodder does not count, but you also have to cut off the vagina and sell it again, which is worse than  Li Lianying¡¯s father is miserable. Is this the worst owner of the interstellar Taobao black market client in history? (To be continued)
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