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Text Chapter 94 The Sect of the God of Wealth

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    "Third Grandpa! This" the young man said in embarrassment when he saw this, "Didn't you say that this is about slaying demons? The Taoist Master is" "You brat! What do you know?" the third uncle replied.  She scolded him over the top, then quickly walked to Qingsong and whispered, "Smelly Taoist priest, what are you doing? Just see if you can scare this dog away. Who told you to talk nonsense?" "Uh.  !" Qingsong's face suddenly stiffened, and he laughed sheepishly, "Haha! I'm used to this. When I see such a big dog pretending to be a dog monster, I can't help but want to fool you." "  "The third uncle's face was ashen, "These are all my villagers, who are you trying to fool?" "Uh! What should I do?" Qingsong looked embarrassed, "This is the case now no.  It¡¯s time to change your tune.¡± ¡°¡­Forget it!¡± The third uncle thought for a moment and said, ¡°We will still have to rely on this for a living, so we can¡¯t screw up the performance. Um¡­you continue!¡± ¡°Uh¡­I¡¯ll continue?  Qingsong looked embarrassed and looked at him in disbelief, "Continue to cheat?" "What else can we do?" The third uncle said angrily, "We are Mr. Yin and Yang, we have to make a living in this industry, so we can't.  Damn the sign, right? But you must remember that these people are from my village and are not allowed to cheat! Well, if there is no other way I will give you three! " "Okay!" Qingsong!  He looked at the third uncle with admiration. Although people in their profession didn't have much moral integrity, it was rare to see him as unruly as the third uncle.  At that moment, he suddenly turned around and shouted at the villagers: "You think this is a dog demon? You are wrong! This is a great immortal, a fairy dog!" "Great immortal? Fairy dog?" All the villagers were startled.  "That's right! This is the Great Immortal," Qing Songyi said solemnly, "Have you ever seen a dog demon? If it had eaten you all in one bite, how could it have kept you alive for so long? This is an immortal dog! Do you know?  ? Maybe it¡¯s the one from Grandpa Erlangshen¡¯s house. Why don¡¯t you join me in worshiping, Master Qingsong? As long as the immortal eats your pig¡¯s head, he will definitely bless your village with good weather and prosperity.¡± He then knelt down and worshiped.  Bowed three times.  "Is Erlangshen's dog okay?" Guifen pointed at her big buffalo with a black look on her face and said, "Taoist priest! What about my cow?" Upon hearing this, Taoist priest Qingsong scolded: "What do you know?  That's the blessing of your cow. Do you understand? If you get the chance to become a god, your family will be blessed by a fairy.  "You're getting a big deal, so don't act like one." "Uh!" Guifen said with a constipated look on her face, "Why do I think it's so unreliable?"  Taoist priest, I eat more salt than you eat rice, is what I said wrong?" Qingsong glared at her, then immediately turned his head and said to Wangcai with a mocking smile: "Grandpa Dog!  You are still young and ignorant, so don¡¯t argue with them. Please try this frozen pig head, it tastes absolutely delicious.¡± Grandpa Dog?  The villagers were speechless after hearing this.  "Grandpa Dog! Please eat!" Qingsong raised the pig's head high again.  Wangcai was enjoying himself, but he didn't refuse the food. He stretched out his big mouth and swallowed the pig's head in one gulp.  "Okay! Eat! Haha! Grandpa Dog! Eat!" Qingsong jumped up with joy, and then shouted to the villagers: "Hurry up! Kneel down and kowtow!" "Third uncle! This" A villager  He smiled bitterly at the third uncle, "This is not appropriate! Kowtow to a dog! How embarrassing if you tell anyone!" "What a shame!" the third uncle cursed, "The Taoist priest even told you that it is a great immortal.  Now, can that be an ordinary dog? Look at his big mouth, a pig¡¯s head was swallowed like this. Be careful that the immortal will swallow you too!¡± After that, he knelt down too!  down.  Hearing this, the villager couldn't help but look at Wangcai's big mouth. At this moment, Wangcai also looked here curiously.  As soon as the two sides' eyes met, Wangcai's huge body became terrifying. The villager felt as if he was being stared at by a giant beast from ancient times, and a chill rose from his heels to the back of his head.  The whole person was frightened at that time, his mind went blank, his legs softened and he fell to his knees with a "pop".  "Kneel down! Kneel down quickly!" Qingsong shouted, "Everyone kneels down and kowtows. "Didn't you see that your third uncle is also kneeling down?  Kneel down quickly and ask for the immortal¡¯s blessing!  You who usually burn incense and chant Buddha's name, why don't you recognize the Bodhisattva now that you have met the real immortal?  I told you, this is a great immortal, not an ordinary dog!  Have you ever seen an ordinary dog ??this big?  Why don't you understand?  " "This" The villagers looked at Wangcai's figure, then at the third uncle who was kneeling on the ground and another villager.?, then hesitated for a moment, and finally knelt down one after another.  In fact, mountain people are usually quite superstitious. Many of them have grown up hearing about these gods and monsters. Now that such a big dog has appeared, and they have been fooled by others, they really believe that prosperity comes from fairy dogs.  It's really not unimaginable.  So when everyone knelt down, it was just a herd mentality, but when everyone knelt down together, they felt that the big dog in front of them might really be an immortal.  At that moment, quite a few people began to pray for blessings. Some said they wanted good health, some said they wanted to get rich, and some said they wanted to marry their wives as soon as possible. In short, after a few minutes, these people started to pray for prosperity.  Get fragrant.  The swirling smoke made Wangcai, a big dog, sneeze constantly and almost lost interest in destroying the buffalo.  Well, I wonder if it would really be interested in protecting these villagers if it really understood what these villagers were doing?  Zhu Runfa originally thought that destroying his wealth would be enough to hurt his balls, but he didn't expect that the villagers would be even more hurtful to him.  Under the deception of two old swindlers, they actually believed that Wangcai was some kind of dog fairy. Now this person who burns incense and worships Buddha seems to be developing into a cult!  Well, judging from the current mass base, if Mr. Zhu Da really doesn't care about this matter, then it's really uncertain whether a God of Wealth Sect will really appear in the cult world.  "What should I do? Xiao Shan!" Zhu Runfa asked with a dark face, "Do you have the kind of memory eraser used in the movie "Men in Black"?" "Yes, I do!" The customer service girl also had a dark look on her face.  Sticking out his tongue, he said, "The problem is that the brains of intelligent creatures are not computer hard drives. If you say to erase the memory, then erase it. The so-called memory erasure is actually just to block this memory. Unless their information about that memory is  All the brain cells will be killed, otherwise who knows if they will suddenly remember one day, not to mention that the computer hard drive can also restore data? " "Yeah! I understand," Zhu Runfa shook his head, "But no matter what, let's go first.  After passing this level, let me ask you, how long can this memory eraser block their memories? " "It depends on the level you buy!" The customer service girl looked at Wangcai and said, "The memory eraser can  Level three is available. How long it can be shielded depends on the individual's physical condition. I estimate that based on the address of the people on earth, they will not remember it for at least twenty years with a level three memory eraser. " "Twenty.  Years? That's fine!" Zhu Runfa said happily, "Even if they think about it twenty years later, they will probably think they are dreaming. Besides, under normal circumstances, who can remember what happened twenty years ago?  I didn¡¯t expect that I would have bought it if I had already used it last time in Yanjing. Now, I bought it Uh, by the way! "Well, the customer service girl said at the time.  All videos of unnatural events in the Yanjing Incident were deleted, but public discussion is inevitable, and the country is still trying its best to refute the rumors.  "It's not expensive!" the customer service girl said with a smile, "Actually, this thing is only useful for level 1 and level 2 civilizations. When level 3 civilizations reach level 3, they can produce this thing themselves, and they can naturally block it. Of course, those produced by high-level civilizations  It¡¯s different, anyway, just suppress it from top to bottom. Well, you want to buy a level 3 civilization memory eraser for seventy stars?¡± ¡°Seventy stars? That¡¯s expensive enough,¡± Zhu Runfa muttered.  , "It's as good as two second-hand first-class civilization interstellar gunships. Forget it, buy it! Buy it! Anyway, I think it will be used often in the future." To be honest, he doesn't want to spend a single star coin now, he just wants to save enough.  That's one billion star coins.  "Yes! Level 3 civilization memory eraser Well, I chose the one that is closest in style to the one in Men in Black, so that it will be easier for you to use. The deal is done! The seventy star coins have been paid." The customer service girl said  As soon as he landed, he saw a stick landing at Zhu Runfa's feet with a "dong" sound.  From the appearance of this stick, it is almost exactly the same as the memory eraser in Men in Black.  The style and method of use are very simple. It is an all-metal stick with a control button on it, and a flashlight on the top of the stick that can emit a memory-erasing flash. Just point the flashlight at the crowd and press the button.  Logically speaking, this thing is really suitable for Zhu Runfa to use, but "Xiaoshan!" Zhu Runfa looked at the stick, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot, "Are you sure this thing is a memory eraser? Not something else.  An alien version of the Golden Cudgel? Do you want me to hit these people on the head with it and beat them into amnesia? "Well, that's right!  This memory eraser is as thick as a bowl, more than three meters long, and it is estimated by visual inspection to weigh at least four hundred pounds "Thathaha! Mistake! Mistake!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, "I just looked at the appearance and forgot about it.  Look at the size, umjust use it hahaha!??The effect is the same anyway.  " " Make do?  "Zhu Runfa had a drop of cold sweat on his head and couldn't help but complain, "This thing is probably the most deceptive memory eraser I have ever seen. If you don't have a good body, you really can't carry it.  But forget it!  Forget it!  Then let's make do with it for now. Is there anything on Interstellar Taobao that isn't a scam anyway?  I got used to the pitfalls.  " "Cough cough cough!  "The customer service girl laughed dryly and said, "You can't exactly say that, right?  At least there are a lot of things that are not cheating. At least I, the Queen, am not cheating at all!  " "Ahem!  Zhu Runfa almost choked to death at her words. He looked at her with contempt and said, "Sister!"  As human beings, oh no, as intelligent beings we should be a little more conscious, okay?  Tell me yourself, how many times have you tricked me?  " "I didn't say I didn't cheat you!  "The customer service girl said confidently, "I only said that I don't cheat on my father, because I don't have a father!  " Zhu Runfa's face darkened, "Get out!  "
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