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Text Chapter 93 The Dog Fairy brings wealth?

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    Just when Zhu Runfa felt extreme pain in his balls, the villagers at the scene were calmed down. When they found out that this big dog was only raping and not hurting people, all kinds of weird comments came out.  .  "Ouch! Oh my God! My cow!" A middle-aged village woman cried in confusion. "This is my cow! Please save it! How can I live if it is going to die?" "I said  Sister-in-law Guifen, why can¡¯t you survive if your cow is dead?¡± A middle-aged man with a mean appearance smiled and said, ¡°Don¡¯t you still have your husband, my brother Genfa? There will always be someone to plow your land?¡±  Yes, what are you afraid of?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right!¡± Everyone laughed loudly, ¡°If Guifen¡¯s husband is too busy, you can help me too!¡± ¡°That¡¯s right!¡±  Laughing: "As long as my sister-in-law needs it, I, Genwang, am duty-bound. Well, let me tell you, if any of you can't plow that field, you can always ask me for help. I, Genwang, have always been willing to help others." "Bah.  !" After hearing Genwang's shameless words, the faces of the older girls and younger wives turned red, and they all sighed in their hearts.  The middle-aged village woman was almost mad at him. She stepped forward and grabbed his pants and said, "You are such a prosperous person. My mother's cows were almost killed by this monster. You are still amusing yourself by talking dirty words."  Mom. Look, I won¡¯t deal with you today. I¡¯ll let you turn into a Gen Duan!¡±  Send it. He has much finer skin and tender meat than your cow. The monster will be very happy when he sees it, and he might let your cow go." Genwang was frightened when he heard this.  Jumped and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense! Don't talk nonsense! I don't have enough flesh to stuff the monster between my teeth! Sister-in-law Guifen, I'm joking! You, please let go!" He said with a grimace on his face, pulling  The waistband of his pants repeatedly begged Guifen for mercy, "Huh! You're kidding me! I won't joke with you!" Guifen let loose and took off his pants desperately, causing the two of them to make a fuss.  "Okay! Stop making trouble!" An old man in his seventies couldn't stand it anymore and cursed, "How old are you and still making trouble! What's the point? Gen Duan, no, Gen Wang, that's your kid.  Are you causing trouble? I'll take care of you later! And Guifen from the Genfa family, don't make trouble. You're not afraid that Genfa will come back and take care of you in broad daylight. And the rest of you, when?  You are still making noises, be careful that the big dog eats you up." After being scolded by the old man, everyone couldn't help but shrink their heads, smiled and stopped talking.  At this time, a villager said worriedly: "Uncle Third! You are always Mr. Yin and Yang, and you are well-informed. Maybe this is a wild wolf in the mountains that has become a spirit? Or why is it so big? What if it really eats people later?"  What should I do?¡± ¡°You¡¯re a wild wolf?¡± the old man said angrily, ¡°Old man, I¡¯ve lived for more than seventy years, and I still can¡¯t tell the difference between a wolf and a dog?  A dog. Even if it¡¯s a monster, it¡¯s still a dog monster. Who Did you get through 110?¡±  A big buffalo in our village was scolded after the dog fucked it, and he was told that I would be held responsible for filing a false police report. "I, I I don't dare to hit him again." "You are stupid!" said the old man, heartbroken.  "Is it because a vicious dog hurt someone?" "But wouldn't that be a false police report?" The young man said unconvinced, "I don't dare, or you can beat me yourself!"  After saying that, he handed the phone to the old man.  "I'll justdon't bother the government," the old man had never had much dealings with the government. He was a little frightened. He threw the phone back to the boy and said with a straight face, "You young people  Aren¡¯t you just a dog if you don¡¯t have any sense of responsibility? Why should you go to the government if you can¡¯t handle this shit?¡± When the young man heard this, he became anxious: ¡°Grandpa San, let me call 110.¡±  But" "Huh?" The old man glared at him, then coughed and said loudly, "Isn't it just a dog? Let me take care of it, old man?  I'll go home and ask someone to come over and prepare some things." "Third Grandpa! Who are you looking for?" The young man asked curiously, "Can you subdue this big dog Dog Monster?" "Third Grandpa!  I'm coming!" The old man looked mysterious, "I have my own way, third grandfather!" After saying that, he put his hands behind his back and walked towards the house with a look of superiority. The young man thought for a while, and then talked with a few  The boy who was equally curious followed him eagerly.  "What the heck! I only know that the third uncle is a yin and yang man. It's okay to perform rituals for others." Waiting for the old man?As they walked away, a villager said doubtfully, "But I've never heard that my third uncle can slay demons? Does he have that kind of friend?" "That's not certain!" Another villager said, "I know.  An old man came to the third uncle's house the day before yesterday. I don't know if he is the one he mentioned. But I heard that when he was young, the third uncle traveled all over the country and saw a lot. Maybe he actually knew a few people who could conquer demons.  Friends. Let¡¯s take a closer look. Maybe we can learn something.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right! We must take a closer look!¡± The villager nodded and said with a smile.  You have to study hard! Maybe you can make a living with this skill in the future." A few minutes later, the third uncle came back, followed by an old Taoist wearing a Taoist robe.  I saw that this old Taoist's beard and hair were all white, and his face was red.  Wearing a purple-gold Bagua Taoist robe, a Taoist crown with soaring wings, and fluttering sleeves, he really looked like an expert.  The kind eyebrows and kind eyes are like the rebirth of Wang Chongyang; the strong skills are like Zhang Sanfeng returning to the world.  When all the villagers saw it, their voices immediately softened, and an inexplicable respect arose in their hearts.  "Well!" The third uncle glanced at everyone with satisfaction, and then said with admiration to the Taoist priest, "This is Taoist Priest Qingsong, one of my fellow Taoists, Mr. Yin and Yang who has been passed down from generation to generation for ten generations. He has great magical power. Today in the village  The dog demon appears. He happened to be a guest here for the past two days. It must be the right time! "Hello, Taoist priest!" The villagers greeted him one after another.  Taoist Priest Qingsong's face turned green at this time. Originally, he didn't believe it when he heard from his third uncle that there was a dog demon in the village and asked him to come and slay the demon.  His 10th generation Yin Yang master certainly knew that most things in the world were nonsense, but out of his professional habit of cheating on food and drink, he still came with all the equipment.  What a pity, he originally just went to his third uncle's house to play in the autumn breeze and make a living, but he didn't expect to meet such a big dog.  "Old guy! You are hurting me!" Qingsong grabbed his third uncle and whispered, "Don't you know what I did? I think you might as well call 110 or call the urban management team.  Okay! Don't they specialize in beating dogs? " "Well don't you believe this?" The third uncle was embarrassed to say that he was bragging, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I guess this dog is some kind of foreign breed.  , there is no such thing as a dog monster in this world! Judging from my previous experience of being chased by dogs, that dog should not hurt anyone. Well, just do whatever you want and see if you can scare it away.  No we'll talk about it later. " "Yeah! That's true!" Taoist Qingsong looked better, "You, this old guy, were chased by dogs a lot when you were young, so you have experience in this."  "What are you talking about!" The third uncle said, dumbfounded, "Hurry up and get to work. If you can drive this dog away, I'll treat you to a drink." "Well! That's pretty much it!" Qingsong nodded with satisfaction, and then loudly  He said, "Prepare the incense case!" Several young men were attracted by his momentum, and they obediently carried an Eight Immortals table, spread it with red cloth, and then put the incense case in a hurry.  After setting up the incense table, a half-grown man asked the third uncle in a low voice: "Third Grandpa! He's ready. Is the Taoist going to start subduing the demons now?" "What do you know?" The third uncle gave him a sideways look.  He said in a cold voice, "Where are the things I asked you to prepare? Why didn't you put them on the table?" "This" The half-grown boy was sweating at the sight of him, and he ducked out from behind and picked up a pig's head that was frozen into ice lumps, feeling embarrassed.  He said, "This pig head was left over when my family killed the pig the day before yesterday, but my mother accidentally put it in the freezer. Is it okay to use this as a sacrifice to the gods? The gods won't have any objections." "This  "The third uncle also looked embarrassed, "This god probably won't have any objections, but I just don't know if this frozen one is to my taste Forget it, it's better to put it on the table!"  Not to Daxian's taste?  The young man didn't understand what he meant, but he still put the frozen pig's head on the table.  "Come, come, come! Everyone, come here," Taoist Master Qingsong said loudly to all the villagers with a solemn face, "You will stand behind me later. I will say something later, and you will recite it after me. Do you understand?"  ?" "Yes!" Everyone was caught by his solemn expression and immediately gathered around.  "Well! Read it after me," Taoist Master Qingsong lit the incense table and chanted, "£¤#%&*" "" The villagers were speechless for a moment.  "What's wrong!" Taoist Priest Qingsong turned around and looked at everyone dissatisfied, "Why don't you recite it as well?" "That" A drop of cold sweat dripped from the half-grown man's head, "Taoist Priest! We all know what you are reciting.  I don¡¯t understand.¡± ¡°Uh!¡± Taoist Qingsong said.His upper body froze, and he broke out in a cold sweat. This was how he usually performed his rituals.  But he almost forgot that it was purely to deceive people. In fact even he himself didn't know what he was reciting, and how could the villagers understand it.  "Ahem, cough, cough!" Elder Qingsong blushed and coughed in embarrassment, then cursed, "It's really rotten wood that cannot be carved. Well, forget it! Since you all don't understand, there is no need to recite the prayers to worship heaven and earth.  Already? Let¡¯s get straight to the point.¡± After finishing speaking, Taoist Master Qingsong¡¯s expression turned serious, and then he walked solemnly to Wangcai who was enjoying his meal, holding the frozen pig¡¯s head in his hand.  Wangcai glanced at the old man curiously with his big tongue out, then turned his head and continued to torture the big buffalo while panting.  "While the villagers held their breath, waiting to see Taoist Qingsong conquer the demons, they saw Qingsong's face suddenly changed, and then his old face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.  But I saw him raising his hand high, still holding the frozen pig's head in his hand, smiling at Wangcai with a flattering look on his face: "Great Immortal! The weather is hot, that Great Immortal, you are so energetic and fierce, it must be hot.  Great. On behalf of all the villagers, I offer an iced pig¡¯s head to Daxian. This iced pig¡¯s head is a specialty of the village. It is the best for quenching thirst and increasing physical strength. Please accept it!  ¡­" The villagers couldn't help but have black lines on their faces when they saw this, feeling that their outlook on life had collapsed again.
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