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Text Chapter 100 The customer service girl with pain in the balls

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    Damn it!  What kind of nonsense is this logic? If a fat man can also represent combat effectiveness, then Brother Ba Tian¡¯s foodie won¡¯t dominate the world.     ¡­¡­All right!  The thoughts of aliens are indeed beyond what I, an earthling, can guess.  With a constipated expression on his face, Zhu Runfa said: "Okay! That's settled! Well, what kind of mythical beast do you want, an adult or a minor?" "This please give me some advice from Mr. Z," Si  Kalong said respectfully, "Is there any special saying here?" "Adulthood is like this," Zhu Runfa pointed at wealth, "The advantage is that you can fight right away, but the disadvantage is that you are not loyal enough. And the mythical beast that is just born is  It's different. If you raise them by yourself, they will be loyal to you." "Loyal?" Sika Long's eyes lit up and he looked at Zhu Runfa expectantly, "I wonder what kind of loyalty is that?  Tell me!" Zhu Runfa organized his words and then said, "This kind of mythical beast is very special. If it is raised by humans, it will be much closer to humans when it grows up. Let me ask you a question.  The question is, who will you help if your son has a conflict with others? " "It must be my son," Sika Long said decisively, "Whoever dares to bully my son, I will kill him!  The mythical beast is completely different," Zhu Runfa said with a smile, "This kind of mythical beast can guarantee absolute loyalty, which means that if its descendants have a conflict with you, then it will definitely choose to help you instead of its descendants." "  So magical? I have never heard of such a loyal beast." Sika Long was surprised and happy, and then he muttered depressedly, "But I always feel that there is something wrong with that metaphor!  Comparing my son with a mythical beast is too" "Ahem!" Zhu Runfa was a little embarrassed when he heard his muttering. After all, it was a bit inappropriate to compare someone with a dog. He coughed and said: "You have to know.  , a small mythical beast is much more expensive than a big mythical beast, but why do you think I, Master Z, like to take care of my descendants so much? How about it? How many big mythical beasts do you want, and how many small mythical beasts do you want?  No matter how big or small the beasts are, they must eat professional dog food!¡± ¡°Yes, yes, yes! I have heard that Master Z has always been very kind,¡± Sika Long said respectfully immediately, and then said with a confused look, ¡°It¡¯s just  Dog food? "What is that?"  That's right!  Zhu Runfa had a look of embarrassment on his face, then laughed dryly and said: "Ahem!, I said it wrong, it should be the 'Secret Divine Beast Military Food'. Well, that's it! You know, no matter how powerful the mythical beast is, it is only one kind of creature, two planets."  The environment is different, and the food cannot be the same. If you feed them the ordinary food of your planet, their combat effectiveness may be drastically reduced due to the acclimatization. " "Uh! I don't know."  Cold sweat broke out on his head, "So what exactly does this 'mythical beast secret military ration' mean?" "It's not expensive!" Zhu Runfa laughed, "Almost two parts for one star coin." "Two parts for one star coin?" Sika  The dragon was startled, "Master Z, isn't this too expensive? Two hundred mythical beasts shouldn't eat up hundreds of star coins every day? No, I can't afford it, I can't afford it!" "That's not the way it is calculated!"  Zhu Runfa shook his head and said, "I don't know what kind of time calculation you use, but based on our time, each military ration can support them for seven planet days, and one planet year here is  Fifty-two seven days, so two hundred mythical beasts require a total of 10,400 military rations, which is exactly 5,200 star coins. You see, this is not expensive. One hundred planet years is only 520,000 star coins. You have already spent it.  With 100 million star coins to buy these mythical beasts, do you still need some money to raise the mythical beasts? " "That's right" Sika Long hesitated and nodded, "Then let's get 520,000 star coins first?  Yes, it will save you trouble later! By the way, Mr. Z, if I buy that small beast, how long will it take to grow? " "It usually takes about eight months here, which is 240 planets.  "Day," Zhu Runfa said, "As for your side Xiaoshan, how do they calculate the time?" "Absolutely!" The customer service girl checked the data and said, "Basically about one to two, their one planet day."  It's twice as long as yours, so it should be 120 planet days on their side." "You heard it yourself!" Zhu Runfa said, "You can choose according to this time" "Well, this way"  Long thought about it and said, "Then half and half! After all, the nine kingdoms have already begun to form a coalition, and I guess I won't have time to train these little mythical beasts. Well, this Master Z, how long will it take for your mythical beasts to be delivered?"  "Little mountain?" Zhu Runfa asked the customer service girl with his eyes.   "Three days!" The customer service girl thought for a while and said, "Three days is definitely enough." "It's almost the day and a half we have here!" Skalong breathed a sigh of relief and laughed heartily.  "Then it's settled! Master Z, please don't worry about this matter. Let's trade it now! 204 mythical beasts, a total of 100 million star coins, plus 540,000 star coins for the 'mysterious beast secret'  "Military rations," then 105,200,000 star coins. Master Z, I will pay this in one lump sum. "Uh! Do you want to pay it in one lump sum?"  Ear, "Aren't you going to wait until the goods are all here? Aren't you afraid that I will lie to you?" "No wait!" Skalong smiled boldly, "I can trust Mr. Z, and with Mr. Z's character, I absolutely cannot  You will lie to me, an insignificant little person." "Uh! You believe in my character" Zhu Runfa couldn't help but feel ashamed when he heard this, and said with a slight blush, "This Master Z, my character has always been enough.  It's strong, you ahem, you can definitely rest assured!" "Don't worry! I'm absolutely assured!" Sika Long said sincerely, "The reason why I asked Master Z for help is because of his trustworthy character.  Then Mr. Z, let¡¯s make a deal now!¡± ¡°Well, then!¡± Zhu Runfa looked at his clear eyes, nodded guiltily, and then said with a blush, ¡°Don¡¯t worry, since you are so trustworthy.  I, Master Z, Master Z will never let you suffer, so how aboutI will give you those 'secret military rations of mythical beasts'?" "Zhu" The customer service girl jumped anxiously, and almost said Zhu Runfa directly.  She yelled out. Fortunately, she reacted quickly and quickly changed her words, "Master, are you thinking about it?" After saying that, she winked at Mr. Zhu Da desperately, hoping that he would take it back.  Unfortunately, this was the time when Mr. Zhu Da's conscience discovered it. He couldn't hear it. He waved his hand and said decisively: "No need to say anything, it's settled! Well, two hundred dogs mythical beasts  It¡¯s not enough! At least four hundred are enough! I¡¯ve decided to give you two hundred more for free, two hundred big ones and two hundred small ones, so you don¡¯t have to worry about the size.  Give me another two hundred mythical beasts for free." Skalong was stunned. He felt as if he had been hit by a super golden pie. He asked in disbelief, "Is this true? Did I hear that right?  "Of course it's true!" Zhu Runfa laughed, "That's right! I'm giving you two hundred mythical beasts, right?" "Master!" the customer service girl said with a dark face.  He said word by word, "You have to think clearly before you speak! Those are two hundred mythical beasts!" "No need to think about it anymore, Zhu Runfa said, "It is the right thing to take care of the younger generations. That's it, Sika Long, let's make a deal.  Bar!  "    "Yes Yes Yes!  Sika Long was overjoyed and quickly began to order his customer service to operate, "Sir Z is really generous. It is a great honor for me to know Mr Z."  Okay, Lord Z, 100 million star coins have been sent to you.  "    "Ding!  "A prompt sounded, "The deposit of 100 million star coins paid by client No. xxx has arrived. The interstellar Taobao black market automatically deducted 2% of the transaction fee, leaving a remaining balance of 98 million star coins.  Attention Client No. 76, you still have three days for delivery.  ¡± ¡°Cha!  This transaction fee is so cheating that 2 million was directly deducted.  "Zhu Runfa muttered distressedly, and then he became happy again. Ninety-eight million star coins, converted into gold, would be 98 tons. All he had to do was give out more than four hundred dogs. There is nothing more profitable than this in the world.  What? In other words, four hundred dogs are 98 million, so just selling more than 5,000 dogs for one billion stars is enough. It¡¯s made! He¡¯s drooling just thinking about it!  Come down. ¡°Master Z!  Lord Z!  "At this time, Skalong said, "Look, the star coins have been sent to you and the transaction has been completed.  Can I retreat? My principality still has a lot of troublesome things to do.  "    "ah!  oh!  Zhu Runfa reacted, quickly wiped the saliva from his mouth, and said with a straight face, "Well, then go ahead and get busy!"  I'll have someone prepare the mythical beast right away. Just remember to receive the goods.  "    "yes!  Then I'll take my leave.  "Sika Long agreed and then exited the connection. "This Ska Long" Zhu Runfa stared at the empty projection and couldn't help but sigh, "What an honest man!  He actually transferred the deposit of 100 million star coins without even thinking about it, and he didn't even ask for a sample of Wangcai.  Xiaoshan, do you think it's too much for us to trick him like this? It makes me a little bit intolerable.  Hills!  Heywhat are you doing?  Crack!  " "I will chop you to death!  "The customer service girl had a dark look on her face, holding up a Xuanhua ax at least ten meters wide in her hand, and suddenlyHe chopped off Zhu Runfa's head and then nothing happened. Speaking of which, she was a projection, so the ax in her hand was also a projection.  "I'll chop! I'll chop! I'll chop you to death, you bastard!" The customer service girl angrily slashed the virtual ax at Zhu Runfa's head, adding some sound and light effects from time to time, like screams, flying plasma, etc.  of.  "Xiaoshan!" A drop of cold sweat dripped from Zhu Runfa's head, "What's wrong with you? Isn't it a virus? Is there any anti-virus software on Interstellar Taobao? Why don't you buy one and kill it first." "A virus that will kill you big-headed devil"  Ah," the customer service girl jumped angrily, "Am I infected with a virus? I'm so angry that I can't stand it anymore." "It hurts?" Zhu Runfa's face darkened, "You really are.  It¡¯s a virus. What a pain in the ass for a smart program? You don¡¯t even have hair on your balls.¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll be sore,¡± the customer service girl said angrily, ¡°I¡¯m really pissed off by you, Zhu Runfa, do you want to piss me off to death?¡±  ?¡± ¡°Oh! I understand,¡± Zhu Runfa smiled, ¡°You are angry about the 520,000 ¡®secret beast rations¡¯. I mean, sister, we can¡¯t be too greedy.  I've earned him so many star coins, so those things can be treated as gifts. Besides, the high-energy nutrient solution costs ten star coins each. I quoted him two star coins each, which is actually only a few hundred thousand star coins.  "It's not a big deal." "A hundred thousand star coins is no big deal," the customer service girl said angrily, "I'm talking about the two hundred mythical beasts you gave me. Who asked you to give them to him?"  So what's the matter?" Zhu Runfa was depressed, "Isn't it just two hundred dogs? Even if one is a thousand dollars, it's 200,000 yuan, and it's only a few hundred star coins! I said you are like me!  Are you trying to compete? Besides, Sika Long trusts me so much and transfers 100 million star coins so generously, so what if I give him something?¡± ¡°He¡¯s so generous,¡± the customer service girl said angrily.  , "Do you think he is really bold? Brother! I really called you brother. I have hinted to you in every possible way, but you just don't listen to me. Oh~ I'm so angry!" "What's wrong?" Zhu Runfa  Feeling confused, "Can you pretend to be generous? Didn't he just punch in the star coins? Aren't he afraid that I would swallow it in one gulp?" "Nonsense!" The customer service girl rolled her eyes, "He is generous but he is not generous to me.  I don¡¯t know, but I¡¯m sure he won¡¯t worry about you swallowing his star coins. You have to know that this is a deposit. It is basically an unspoken rule to cheat people on Interstellar Taobao. If you are cheated, you can only blame yourself.  But the deposit is protected by the system. If you swallow the star coins, although Star Taobao may not hold you accountable, it will definitely lower your credit rating. "Credit rating?" Zhu Runfa was confused.  ? It doesn¡¯t seem to be very serious, and you can still get a lot of star coins for free. If Taobao on Earth is like this, the seller will not be happy. " "The problem is not Taobao on Earth," the customer service girl said, "Think about it.  The entire interstellar Taobao black market is already so bad. If your credit rating drops to negative, what will be the consequences? "Which fool will do business with you?" "Uh! That's right!" Zhu Runfa shook his head.  Then he smiled and said, "But it's okay. I didn't really think about cheating his star coins. Just complete the order on time, isn't it just four hundred dogs?" "The question is, can you complete it?"  "The customer service girl looked at him with a pained face, "Because we were inexperienced, it took us seven days to renovate Wangcai.  Now that we have experience, we can directly produce genetic optimization fluid, and naturally the speed can be accelerated, but that will also take time.  By the way, this is just a laboratory equipment, not a mass production equipment.  One bottle of genetic optimization fluid would take at least two minutes, and two hundred dogs could barely survive almost three days.  But now you suddenly doubled the amount, what on earth do you want me to do?  Also, two hundred puppies are easy to find. Just find a few pet stores. But can you tell me where you are going to find two hundred big dogs?" "Uh!  This" Zhu Runfa broke into a cold sweat when he heard this.
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