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    "The Divine Beast of Prosperity?" Sika Long heard a drop of cold sweat on his head and said hesitantly, "Master Z, why does the name of this fighting beast have to be related to property? This sounds a bitahem!" "  "Name?" Zhu Runfa was stunned, "What's wrong with its name?" "This" Sika Longgan smiled, "This kind of mythical beast is called a 'mythical beast that can make people rich'. It doesn't seem to be a fighting beast, right?"  "A magical beast that can make people rich?" Zhu Runfa also said with a drop of cold sweat on his head, "What kind of divine translation is this?" "It's not me!" The customer service girl hurriedly said.  It should be the translation from the smart customer service on the other side. " "Uh! Okay!" Zhu Runfa wiped the cold sweat from his head and was speechless at the garbage quality of the interstellar Taobao customer service. He even made mistakes in simple translations.  By the way, are you sure this is universe-level intelligent customer service?  Damn it, could it be from a window company on Earth?  Are there any level 1 civilizations?  It's just scum.  In the past, he thought that customer service with self-intelligence was enough of a scam, but now he discovered that customer service without self-intelligence was actually even more of a scam.  By the way, is this a common problem among so-called monopolies?  Would you rather die if you had better customer service?  "Master Z, why don't you give me a different kind of mythical beast!" Sika Long said with a flattering smile, "It would be best if you could provide me with the grass-mud horse mythical beast." "Grass-mud horse?" Zhu Runfa was furious, "  I'm just a fool, and your whole family is a fool!" "Ugh! Master Z! Did I say something wrong?" Sika Long looked at Zhu Runfa who was suddenly angry.  "Nonsense!" Zhu Runfa rolled his eyes in disgust, "You know what a grass mud horse is Ahem! How can the ultimate beast like a grass mud horse be sold! Well, just buy the prosperous beast. Now the prosperous beast  It's on sale, and you probably can't afford the others. " "But" Sika Long said hesitantly, "This beast should have the same nature as our lucky raccoon, right?  Come on! Let's fight" "The lucky cat? I'm relying on the lucky cat to help fight," Zhu Runfa said angrily, and then explained patiently,  "That's because your idiot Zinao has a problem with the translation. 'The Divine Beast of Prosperous Wealth' does not mean 'the mythical beast that can make people rich', but 'the mythical beast that protects property and makes people's families prosperous'."  Do you understand? "'A mythical beast that protects property and makes people's families prosperous'? Oh, that's it!" Sika Long suddenly realized and said happily, "Isn't that what I want to protect now?"  My property! The mythical beast you recommended, Mr. Z, is indeed the most suitable for me. I wonder if I can" "You want to see the goods first, right?" Zhu Runfa interrupted with a smile.  Said, "No problem! I'll let you see the sample first, eh! Wangcai! Come here! Wangcai Huh? Xiaoshan, where did Wangcai go?" "Come right away! Come right away! Haha!" Customer Service  The girl suddenly laughed guiltily and said, "It's eating a little too much now. I'll let it go exercise first and it'll be back soon. Wait a minute, ha!" "Eating a little too much?" Zhu Runfa was confused, he asked suspiciously  After looking at the customer service girl, I suddenly felt that something bad had happened again, so I quickly ordered Sika Long to unilaterally block the conversation here.  "Xiaoshan, you seem to have a guilty conscience!" Zhu Runfa looked at the customer service girl with a very unkind look, "Did you do something messy again?" "How can that be? How is that possible?" the customer service girl laughed.  , "When has Her Majesty the Queen ever done anything messy? Her Majesty, am I such an unreliable person?" "Yes! You have always been very unreliable!" Zhu Runfa nodded firmly, "And very unreliable.  Otherwise why are there so many cold sweats on your head? "Cold sweat? Hahaha!" The customer service girl wiped the cold sweat on her head and said, "Stop talking nonsense."  Do you have any common sense? How can I, a smart customer service person, be so cold? These are all projected by the Queen myself to liven up the atmosphere." "Really?" Zhu Runfa glanced at her with disdain, "Who told me last time.  Your emotional reactions are beyond your control, why don¡¯t you tell me? Okay, Wangcai! Come out, where are you?¡± ¡°Buzz!¡±  As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud sound that seemed to be suppressed from the chest, and then heard a "rumbling" sound, and a giant beast ran towards this side quickly with footsteps that shook the earth.  This giant beast is as big as an elephant, and its body is covered in layers of fat.But it didn't seem strenuous at all when running, and instead looked very light.  That¡¯s right!  It is light. Anyone who sees such a bloated giant beast running faster than a cheetah will say that it is light.  Moreover, this giant beast is quite public-spirited. When passing by an abandoned house, it can actually make a drift or jump action and let it pass easily.  "Ha! What kind of monster is this!" Zhu Runfa's jaw almost dropped when he saw it, and he shouted, "When did this thing exist on the earth? Xiaoshan! You must have bought some alien species back, right?"  ?" "Haha!" Xiao Shan laughed heartily and whispered, "This is prosperity? I cough," Zhu Runfa almost choked on his saliva, and his eyes popped out.  Ahem! This is Wangcai! Are you kidding? This thing doesn't look like Wangcai. This is ahem, an extra-large pig! No, even pigs are slimmer.  ! " "But it's Wangcai!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, and then shouted to the giant beast, "Come on, Wangcai!" "Buzz!"  There was a loud noise.  Then, he happily sat down on the ground with a roar in front of Zhu Runfa, and his fat tail slapped the ground like a thick stick.  At the same time, it wanted to stick out its tongue to lick Zhu Runfa, but because his face was too fat, his tongue couldn't reach Zhu Runfa's face, so he could only rub the dog's face, which was as fat as eight pig heads, against his face.  The whine kept calling.  "Ah! It's really a prosperous fortune!" Zhu Runfa jumped, quickly pushed away the fat face, looked at it carefully, and then the cold sweat started to fall on his head.  All I could see was that the dog's face, which was supposed to be pointed and elongated, had completely turned into a ball. The face was full of fat, making it look more like a pig's head than a pig's head.  The eyes are completely covered by fat. If the dog couldn't find the way with its nose, it might not even be able to tell the direction.  "Xiaoshan!" Zhu Erfa's face turned black. He gritted his teeth and whispered, "Is this what you said about dressing up Wangcai? Originally, its dog-like appearance was fine, but you dressed it up like this pig-like, and why?  Can it be sold? By the way, do you want to stay in the dark room for two days? " "I don't want to either," the customer service girl was also crying, "I was doing it for your own good!  Long wants to buy at least two hundred level six combat robots, but we only have one Wangcai, and it will definitely be used as a sample in the end. But with the performance of Wangcai's dung-making machine, how can Skalong buy the remaining nine.  Nineteen, so I want to extend the fighting time of Wangcai" "Uh! Xiaoshan, you are thinking too little," Zhu Runfa scratched his head, and then said with a depressed expression, "I have also thought about this issue, but I don't think so.  Yes, when he discovers the problem, I can buy another machine to produce high-energy nutrient solution and sell it to him as professional dog food. This way I can still make long-term profits. " "Huh~?" Customer service?  The girl's eyes widened, "So that's what you think? You didn't tell me earlier! By the way, when did you become so unruly?" "Huh~?" Zhu Runfa glared, "You know nothing about this?  Call after-sales service! Which company on earth doesn¡¯t do this?¡± ¡°I¡¯m sorry!¡± The customer service girl quickly shrank her head and said, ¡°What else can we do?¡±  Look at this dog that's fatter than a pig. What did you do to it? " "It's nothing!" the customer service girl laughed!  With a sound, he said, "Don't you have ninety-nine high-energy nutrient solutions there? I just want to store these ninety-nine high-energy nutrient solutions in its body and then release them regularly, so there will be no problem! So I  Just store all those high-energy nutrient solutions in its stomach" "All ninety-nine high-energy nutrient solutions are stored in its stomach?" Zhu Runfa suddenly shed a drop of cold sweat, "You really dare to think about it! What next?  Why did it become like this? "Haha! Haha! Mistake!" the customer service girl laughed, "I didn't expect that its digestive system was so powerful that the bottles used to store the high-energy nutrient solution melted and it became fat.  That's it." "Okay!" Zhu Runfa pressed his temple with a headache, "It's so lucky that it didn't die. Forget it! I can't complain to you anymore!  Let me see if I can trick Skalong into buying it. "Sir Z! Please reply!" came Skalong's anxious voice.  "Aha! Little guy! I've kept you waiting for so long!" Zhu Runfa put on a warm smile, "There was a little situation just now, cough! Let's not talk about it for now. This is the number one breed cultivated by our civilization.  ???The divine beast, the divine beast that brings wealth!  Well, what do you think?  "    "good!  Sika Long glanced at Wangcai and exclaimed, "Great!"  "Huh?!!! Zhu Runfa and the customer service girl looked at each other: What is going on? "Ahem!  Zhu Runfa's old face turned red, and he said a little embarrassedly, "Little guy, do you also think this mythical beast is very good?"  Well, what do you think is good about it?  "! By the way! Are you blind? What's so good about a dog that's fatter than a pig? "It's simply great!  Skalong praised, "It is indeed a mythical beast cultivated by Lord Z's civilization!"  Looking at its light gait, you can tell that its muscles are actually strong and powerful. It can actively avoid buildings while running, which shows that it is not the kind of beast that only knows how to destroy.  At the same time, it can understand the words of the Queen of the Mountain, which shows that it has a lot of wisdom.  The most important thing is its fat body, which shows that its energy accumulation has reached a very high level, and it will never be unable to fight due to lack of energy.  Master Z doesn¡¯t know something!  In our civilization, there are very few fat people. All food eaten will be converted into what the body needs, and people will not become fat at all.  Only when you reach the level of a fifth-level heavenly warrior can you accumulate energy and become a fat man, and then attack the sixth-level warrior!  " "" "So" Skalong grinned happily, "I want such a mythical beast.  Um!  I have 100 million star coins, and each of the 488,000 star coins is 204.  Master Z, let¡¯s make it clear first, I want each one to be this fat, and I don¡¯t want the thin ones!  " ""
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