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Volume One: The First Cry Chapter 640: Love you for ten thousand years!

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    ps: I would like to bow my thanks to "Feiyang 408409" for his reward of 1888 starting coins, and also thank his classmate "Strong River Water" for his reward of 588 starting coins!  Thank you so much - ^-^ It's the last week, hold on, I can do it Nonsensical comedy, simple neurotic performance is not enough, it also needs lines, scenes, cooperation of actors, background music and other elements.  Together, we can vividly demonstrate the hilarious effect of Wuli Tou.  Everyone knows that the Westward Journey series is a nonsensical comedy.  The laughter of "Moonlight Box" is far from gone, and "Cinderella" is here as scheduled.  Originally thought that "Cinderella" would be nonsensical all the way to the end, but soon, fans knew that they were wrong, this is not just a nonsensical comedy movie.  Zixia: "If you take another half step forward, I will kill you!" Zhizunbao turned his head, his face full of sadness, his eyes were filled with tears and said: "You should do this! I should die too! There was a sincere love.  It was placed in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut my throat with your sword. Don't hesitate anymore. If!  If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you! If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years!  Among them, the most classic line came out, suddenly when no one expected it!  Everyone was shocked!  Everyone feels their hearts trembling!  Unconsciously, their eyes filled with tears!  ¡°Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu¡±  Then he opened his arms left and right and slapped himself: "You deserve to die! You deserve to die! You are a stupid ass! You are the biggest fool in the world" There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, etc.  I only regretted it when I lost it!  Tan Youcheng regretted it, he regretted it extremely.  It broke our hearts!  If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you.  If I have to put a time limit on this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years!  ¡°Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu¡± Many emotional people immediately started crying.  Most of the men did not cry, and neither did the strong women, but their eyes could not help but turn red, and tears lingered in their eyes.  Someone glanced at Tan Youcheng's position with emotion and thought: "He looks like a sad person!" Nonsensical was originally a comedy, but there was a lot of crying in the theater.  Laughing with tears!  "This line is amazing!" "I have never seen such a good line. How did Mr. Xing come up with it?" "It's so touching!" "The sun sets. That's my lost youth!" "Laughing.  It¡¯s tearful, but it¡¯s actually a tragic comedy!¡± ¡°It¡¯s even more classic than ¡°Moonlight Treasure Box¡±! ¡°I have a feeling that the Journey to the West series will become an immortal monument in the history of Chinese movies!¡± ¡°Everyone!  They all stared at the big screen with complicated expressions. They never imagined that in the hilarious and nonsensical comedy film "Cinderella", Zhao Xingchi would actually release such a tear-jerking bomb!  Although we know that Zhizunbao is lying, the sad and resentful background music, the tearful and sad acting of Zhizunbao, and the classic love lines are still there.  Everything forms a clear and profound picture that is deeply imprinted in everyone's mind, emitting a dazzling light.  It seems to have an immortal breath that will never fade!  So after that, not many people in the theater laughed at the funny lines between Princess Iron Fan and the Supreme Treasure, they just laughed lightly a few times.  Then it passed.  Princess Iron Fan: "You call me sister-in-law?" Supreme Treasure: "Ah, no, it's Mrs. Niu!" Princess Iron Fan: "When I used to watch the moon with me, I called her Sweetie, but now the new person is better than the old one.  Call her Mrs. Cow~" Zhizunbao almost laughed: "Xiao Tiantian?" Princess Iron Fan said aggrievedly: "Well, do you think I really worked so hard to come here because of this stinky cow?  What a stinky monkey!" As she said that, she activated the two-finger Zen technique and pinched Zhizunbao's arm.  The flirting performance between the two is completely adultery.???Three views are completely destroyed!  Princess Iron Fan asked the Supreme Treasure to wait for him at the second watch, and Zixia also asked him to wait for him at the second watch. But at the second watch in the evening, when the Supreme Treasure came out, he was stopped by two guys, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, who forced him to  Go and save Master Tang Seng.  The three of them went to rescue Tang Seng together. Tang Seng asked Zhizunbao to stay and talk, and asked Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to go out and look out.  The Supreme Treasure said that he was not his disciple, and begged Tang Seng to let him go and let him save his wife. Tang Seng said: "Do you know that Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang?" Zhi Zun Bao said: "What Dang Dang Dang Dang?" Tang Seng then gave him  A song was sung, and in the cheerful background music, the classic "Only Lu" was sung: "Only Lu can accompany me to take the Western Scriptures ~ Only Lu can kill demons and eliminate demons, Only Lu can kill demons and eliminate demons.  You can protect me so that crabs and clams cannot eat me. Your greatest skill is seduction!" Supreme Treasure was dumbfounded and took a deep breath. Just as he was about to speak, Tang Seng started to seduce him: "  "Only temptation, don't blame Master for muttering" The audience, who were still immersed in the touching confession of "I love you for ten thousand years", were dumbfounded at this time, and they all laughed out loud!  "Pfft!" "Hahaha" "Do you want it to be so funny~" Many people laughed so hard that they jumped on their feet, patted their chairs, and held their stomachs. It was as if they had been tapped in their laughter holes and couldn't stop laughing.  By the time he finished singing "Only Temptation" for the second time, Zhizunbao could no longer bear it. His fists were clenched, his body was shaking, and he said, "I really can't do it."  Tang Seng did not answer.  I raised my head and planned to sing "Only Lu" for the third time.     boom!  This time, Zhizunbao struck preemptively and knocked out Tang Seng with one punch. He cursed: "Your mother is so big ooo, I told you I can't do it anymore, and you still want to do it. You completely ignore whether others can bear it or not. You  If you do it again, I¡¯ll stab you to death!¡± The whole theater fell into a sea of ??joy.  "I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it!" "It's so funny. Is this the song of Shenma?" "Haha, the number one song of the year must be "Only Lu"! ""Only Mr. Xing can think of such a weird thing.  The idea is so funny!¡± ¡°I¡¯m so cramped from laughing that I can¡¯t even open my eyes!¡± ¡°Hey¡­hey¡­I can¡¯t breathe¡­I¡¯m so angry!¡±  "He laughed out loud, and the sadness that had just emerged in his heart was immediately washed away.  The Supreme Treasure left Tang Seng.  He went to find Zixia to get the Moonlight Box, but saw Zixia fainted on the ground covered in blood. The Bull Demon King suddenly came over again, so he quickly hugged Zixia and left, running away with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.  On the way, they met Xiangxiang, and after talking with each other, they found out that Zixia had been stabbed by Xiangxiang.  Xiangxiang wants the Supreme Treasure to return to him.  Zhizunbao said that God's will cannot be violated and this matter cannot be forced.  Xiangxiang asked if God wanted him to like Zhu Bajie, would he like it?  Zhizunbao replied that he would, and Xiangxiang immediately said: "No need for God's will, you can do it now!" Then he kicked Zhizunbao and Sha Seng away, then grabbed the heads of Zhu Bajie and Zixia and performed the "Transformation Technique"  , the souls of Zixia and Zhu Bajie came and went. ???????????????? Later.  Xiangxiang did not let go of Sha Seng, and planned to put Sha Seng's soul into the stone, but was attacked by Sha Seng in the chest, causing the spell to fail.  The next day, everyone woke up.  Everything has changed.  Zhizunbao was the first to wake up, and he immediately went to wake up Zixia. As a result, after Zixia woke up, she made a Zhubajie voice: "Elder brother, why are you holding me?" The audience who had had enough laughter saw this.  Startled, someone blurted out: "Holy crap, it turns out this is the method of apparation!" Sure enough, Zhu Bajie turned into Qingxia after waking up!  Qingxia, who was holding a pig's head on her head, said affectionately to Zhizunbao: "Zhou Xingxing!" Zhizunbao vomited immediately!  All the people watching the movie also felt sick to their stomachs and wanted to vomit, thinking: "Nima, this is a big joke, it's so heavy!" Zhu Bajie Qingxia said angrily: "You obviously dislike me!" "Zhizunbao"  : "No, you have to give me some time. I'm used to vomiting and vomiting!" After some fuss, the Bull Demon King suddenly descended from the sky with a bloody gauze tied on his head and snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box.  When it was in hand, everyone was shocked.  Zixia fought against the Bull Demon King, but was defeated. The little golden bells on her hands fell off, and Zhu Bajie QingxiaThe nine-tooth rake stepped forward to help, but was also defeated.  Princess Iron Fan also ran over, looking like a beggar woman, with a miserable expression, and then started fighting with Sha Seng and Xiangxiang.  Unexpectedly, he has great martial arts skills and even has a banana fan.  What made countless viewers wide-eyed was that the banana fan was actually hidden on Princess Iron Fan's tongue. She stretched out her tongue and took out the banana fan. The banana fan immediately became bigger, and then she slapped it hard. Sha Monk and Xiangxiang were immediately blown away.  It disappeared from the sky and I don¡¯t know where it went.  ¡°This is the banana fan, it¡¯s so awesome!¡± Everyone thought in their hearts and immediately looked forward to the various magical powers and magic weapons in the TV series version of ¡°Journey to the West¡±.  After fighting for a while, the biggest winner was the Bull Demon King, who even snatched Princess Iron Fan¡¯s banana fan away.  The Supreme Treasure ran away quickly, and Princess Iron Fan immediately chased after him for the sake of the pretty boy.  On the edge of the memorial cliff, Zhizunbao took off one of his shoes and placed it on the edge of the cliff, creating the illusion that he had fallen off the cliff.  But because I felt that the shoes were not placed close enough to the cliff, I wanted to run over and swing over them, but accidentally fell off the cliff!  Princess Iron Fan shouted: "Sun Wukong, don't jump down!" The Supreme Treasure was startled, the soil shook, and he fell off the cliff screaming: "Only a ghost wants to jump!" Princess Iron Fan thought to herself: "You would rather jump off the cliff?  If you don¡¯t want to see me, forget it, I¡¯ll go back to my Flame Mountain!¡± Then he turned around and left.  "Haha, what's this called? You won't die unless you seek death!" Many people in the theater chuckled.  Of course, no one would think that the Supreme Treasure would die like this, it's the law of pig's feet.  If the pig's feet are dead, then this movie is still useless?  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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