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Volume 1: First Trial Cry Chapter 639: Lots of Laughs

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    According to Zhao Xingchi's aesthetics, her cousins ??Lin Yoona and Zhu Yin each have their own characteristics.  Zhu Yin is sweet and sexy, with a voluptuous face, full red lips, big bright eyes, and a petite but plump figure, all of which make Zhu Yin look attractive to men.  Lin Yoona is different. She is tall and delicate, with a slim face and thin lips. She is the bright and cute type, making people lovable.  "Two people play the role of "Purple Cloud Fairy", so I can't say who is better and who is not, I can only say that each has his or her own characteristics.  But for people in China, they have not seen Zhu Yin's version of "Purple Cloud Fairy". They can only see the "Purple Cloud Fairy" played by Lin Yuner in front of them, so they have more feelings than Zhao Xingchi. They feel that Lin Yuner really makes her  People like it.  What I never expected was that when such a lovely girl came to my door and asked for a kiss, Zhizunbao actually refused with a cold face and mercilessly!  Many people were shocked when they saw it, and secretly cried out that it was a pity.  Of course, these things are not enough in the face of the fact that Fairy Zixia shrank and got into the heart of Supreme Treasure. Everyone was a little dumbfounded.  "Damn, there is such a thing!" "It would be great if I also had the magical power of Zixia. I can see if the boys who are pursuing me are sincere!" "What do you think of this? My heart is not good.  Can¡¯t speak?¡± ¡°The words in your heart are not spoken by your heart, but what you think deep in your consciousness. How about drilling into the heart?¡±  In my heart, it¡¯s clear at a glance! ¡°¡­ Dong Dong!  Boom!  Boom!  The lens turned red, with red blood vessels all around, and a coconut-like heart beating steadily and orderly. Fairy Zixia came to the heart of the Supreme Treasure.  "Wow, why is your heart like a coconut?" Fairy Zixia asked curiously.  Xin Xin replied: "Miss. It is undeniable that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie!" Fairy Zixia asked in a daze: "Then tell me honestly, are he and his wife very affectionate?  Huh? " What the heart answered was hidden and the audience did not see it.  The audience only saw the camera turn.  Grape appeared dressed as a beggar, with a few helpers.  When everyone felt a little depressed, Putao saw Zhizunbao standing still, so he led his men to search Zhizunbao's body, trying to take advantage.  Zhizunbao came back to his senses and asked: "Brother, what do you mean?" Putao: "You have a good figure, so let me touch it and see!" "Pfft!" "Haha" Everyone burst into laughter!  After some funny nonsense, Putao was finally startled by Fairy Zixia who suddenly flew out of the heart of Supreme Treasure.  He shouted "Monster" in horror, and then ran away in a mess.  Zixia gave up, no longer forced Zhizunbao to fall in love, and left lonely.  The Supreme Treasure stayed in the desert until night, and a meteor landed. The Supreme Treasure was surprised to see the conversation between Guanyin, Sun Wukong, and Tang Seng.  "The beginning of "Moonlight Box"!" Everyone was thoughtful.  People who will watch "Cinderella" for the first time have watched the previous film "Moonlight Box". Naturally, they can tell at a glance that the illusion seen by the Supreme Treasure is the scene that appears in the opening credits of "Moonlight Box".  But soon.  They noticed a difference because there were a few more conversations.  Guanyin said that Sun Wukong was guilty of heinous crimes.  Originally Tang Seng should have said that one life is worth one life, who will go to hell if I don¡¯t go to hell, and then proclaimed the name of Buddha, but here, Tang Seng retorted to Guanyin and said: "Sister Guanyin, you are wrong. Wukong wants to eat me,  It's just an idea, he hasn't really eaten it yet. If you don't have any evidence, why is he guilty? It's not too late to convict him if you have evidence after he eats me."  Guanyin said: "Tang Sanzang, I have heard of your verbosity a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so verbose. The diamond ring I gave you was for you to use to subdue this monkey, but you didn't use it?" Tang Monk sighed.  : "Hey, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. It's heavy in the front and light in the back. It's wide on the left and narrow on the right. It's very uncomfortable after he wears it. He can't sleep all night. It will hurt me" At this point, Sun Wukong, who was silent, had already stopped talking.  The "buzzing" sound of flies was heard.  Tang Seng did not stop, and continued: "Although he is a monkey, you can't treat him like this? If the government finds out, they will say that I abuse animals. You talked about the diamond circle, ah, I met a man in Chenjiacun last year  He is a blacksmith, his workmanship is exquisite, his price is fair, and he is honest and honest. How about I introduce him to you and make another one?¡±  "Shut up!" "Shut up!" Two sounds rang out in succession, one from Sun Wukong and the other from Guanyin. Then they both started to strangle Tang Monk to death!  Everyone was stunned and burst into laughter again: "Holy crap! Hahaha" Tang Seng's verbosity can be seen in "Moonlight Treasure Box".  But now Tang Seng showed his verbosity again, which still surprised and made them laugh.  Even if it is a slightly funny plot, a person will laugh knowingly after watching it, but in the cinema, he will burst out laughing because of the lively atmosphere.  If it is a hilarious plot and you watch it with many people in the cinema, the laughter will really be like thunder.  At this moment, the laughter in the cinema hall was like thunder, which shook the cinema hall and even spread outside, shocking the staff outside.  "Is it necessary to laugh so loudly? Is it really that funny?" "I watched the film when it was shown internally. It was really funny. I laughed so hard that tears flowed out." "This is the first time.  It¡¯s only been less than twenty minutes, right? It¡¯s indeed Xingye¡¯s nonsensical comedy!¡± The theater staff were talking a lot.  Those who were still queuing up to buy movie tickets or waiting to watch the next show, listening to the burst of laughter coming from the theater and the discussions of the theater employees, they felt even more itchy and filled with excitement.  He thought expectantly: "It looks even better than "Moonlight Treasure Box". I really hope time can go faster!" The illusion disappeared, but something unexpected happened. Didn't Tang Seng enter reincarnation?  Instead, he was sucked in by the Moonlight Treasure Box.  The Supreme Treasure wakes up.  He was still in the desert, and he didn't pick up the Moonlight Treasure Box.  It turns out that the illusion was just a dream of his!  The old black mountain demon from Heifengling flew out at night to suck people's yang energy. Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng who were following Zhizunbao saw it and hid, but Zhizunbao and Tang Seng couldn't hide.  I had to sleep with the others, and then another hilarious scene started.  Of course, there was no "Ghost Story" movie at this time, so the monster "Black Mountain Monster" confused many people.  But it doesn't matter. Under the hilarious scenes, it no longer matters who the "Old Black Mountain Demon" is.  Here, the film also pokes fun at the people of Asan Kingdom.  Tang Monk came out dressed as Ah San, and several sidekicks asked, "Where did you come from?" Tang Monk said, "You're from Ah San Kingdom!" Then, the two of them saw the old Montenegro demon sucking in Yang Qi.  Everyone whose yang energy was sucked by him was dying.  Tang Seng originally thought that after the old demon from Montenegro had sucked enough, he would not come to suck them two. Who knew that the old demon from Montenegro still came over and wanted to suck their yang energy.  The two of them were awake, and naturally they would not let the old demon of Montenegro suck away the yang energy, so as soon as the old demon of Montenegro lowered his head, they turned their heads and turned around.  Tang Seng was the first to cause trouble and turned away without saying anything.  He also pinched Zhizunbao's mouth to prevent him from turning, which almost made Zhizunbao pee.  Quickly pick your nose with your fingers.  Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter again: "Oh my god, it's so funny! Haha" The Black Mountain Old Demon was then blown up by Tang Monk with explosives and turned into a sharp brother. Then he did not appear again, and a Bull Demon King came out!  The role of the old demon from Montenegro is to add soy sauce and provide a joke to the audience.  certainly.  If the "A Chinese Ghost Story" movie had appeared before, then the role of the old demon from Montenegro would be added to "make fun of "A Chinese Ghost Story"".  However, "A Chinese Ghost Story" was not produced by Zhao Xingchi, so it was just a joke.  "Brother, have you finally captured Tang Seng and brought him to me? Hahaha" While laughing, the Bull Demon King captured all the Supreme Treasure, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng.  Then let Zhizunbao marry his sister.  "Are you getting married? Why are you crying?" Zhizunbao threw a meat bone to the dog demon, and then asked the bull demon king's sister who came over with a towel to wipe her tears.  "I'm not crying, I'm just seeing you drooling!" Xiangxiang, the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, said while wiping her saliva and looking at him, but that look was really off-putting.  Soon, Zhizunbao was shocked to discover that the concubine that the Bull Demon King wanted to take was actually Fairy Zixia!  Zixia also saw the Supreme Treasure, and the two looked at each other sadly.  Zixia said: "Can you stay here to get married?" Zhizunbao smiled and said: "Okay~" Zixia: "What about your wife?" The conversation was interrupted, but the conversation of the demons made Zhizun  Bao became more and more sad. Only then did heIt turns out that Zixia once set a rule, whoever can pull out her purple-green sword will be her husband!  No wonder Zixia would confess her love to him!  No wonder Zixia said that marriage is arranged by God!  Everything is now understood here!  As he spoke, the purple-green sword fell from Zhizunbao. Zixia immediately denied it and left with the sword. Zhizunbao hurriedly chased after him, but he did not realize his feelings. Instead, he wanted to get back Yueguangbao.  box.  The Bull Demon King was very angry that the demons had interfered with his marriage to Zixia: "I will kill anyone who dares to stop me!" "Your Majesty, it's bad, Princess Iron Fan is here!" One of his subordinates came to report,  The Bull Demon King, who had been majestic and evil just now, was suddenly shocked and went to apologize.  On the other side, Zhizunbao found Zixia, who was hiding aside and feeling sad.  "Why are you hiding here?" Zhizunbao ran up and asked.  Clang!  What responded to him was Fairy Zixia's purple-green sword, which was placed on his neck.  "At that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters away from me, but after a quarter of the incense burning, the mistress of the sword will completely fall in love with me, because I decided to tell a lie, even though I have told it in my life  There are countless lies, but I think this one is the most perfect!" Zhizunbao's narration sounded, and then the two of them posed in various poses, and Zixia even scratched her itchy fingers.  While everyone burst into laughter, they also became curious, what kind of lie would the Supreme Treasure tell?  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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