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Volume 1: The First Cry Chapter 226: The Peak of Nonsensical Comedy (Part 1)

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    ps: I would like to bow down and thank my classmates "Purple Lotus Xuanxin" for their monthly ticket support!  "Tell them to wash the soles of their feet and wait for me outside!" Chun Sanniang said a word, the camera clicked, and with lightning speed, all the bandits, including Zhizunbao, washed the soles of their feet and then lay down on the ground.  Stretch out your feet and point the soles of your feet toward the sky. Be as obedient as you want.  "Pfft!" "Haha!" "Go ahead, are these bandits? What a bunch of fools!" After bursting into laughter, everyone was speechless.  However, the tears on their faces reminded them of how crazy they laughed just now because of the funny behavior of Zhizunbao and others.  "Fortunately, I'm only looking at the soles of my feet, not my butt!" Zhizunbao said happily.  "Are you afraid?" the second master immediately asked.  Zhizunbao: "It's you who are afraid, not me." Second Master: "Why?" Zhizunbao said: "You have so many prickly heat on your butt, maybe she will say your butt is unclean and cut it off."  The master was shocked: "How did you know?" Zhizunbao: "The blind man peeked at you and saw it when you were taking a shower!" The second master: "Huh?"  Chun Sanniang asked them to interrogate passers-by to see who they were.  There are three moles on the soles of my feet.  The second-in-command said we were robbers, robbing money, not the soles of people's feet, and we would be laughed at.  Zhizunbao said that he would use smoke at night, kill the daughter first and then kill her, and kill Chun Sanniang, and gave this task to the second master.  As the camera turned, night came, and the second master started to take action with a butcher knife.  The operation went relatively smoothly. Although blowing smoke without any holes in the process made people speechless, the second-in-command reacted quickly and licked his fingers.  There was a hole in the window.  When everyone was curious about whether this operation was successful, the camera suddenly turned, sad background music sounded, and a shot of Supreme Treasure sleeping appeared.  Slowly, the camera dimmed first, and then a water curtain hole appeared.  It was what the Supreme Treasure was dreaming about.  Everyone was in an uproar immediately.  For no other reason, the "Water Curtain Cave" has appeared. Is Sun Wukong still far away?  There is no doubt that the Supreme Treasure should be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong!  "Have you found three moles?" A woman's voice rang.  "Why does everyone tell me to find three moles?" Zhizunbao asked.  The female voice replied: "You can save him if I find you." Zhizunbao asked: "What did you say? Where is this place?" The sounds of squeaking monkeys came and went, one after another, as if they were in a monkey's nest.  Soon, the camera flashed, a pair of eyes appeared, and then the Supreme Treasure woke up.  Zhizunbao was glad that he was dreaming.  But everyone watching the movie can clearly see that those eyes belong to Monkey King.  They finally determined that the Supreme Treasure was indeed the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.  "It seems that Guanyin did not destroy Sun Wukong in the end, but just reincarnated him." "Tang Monk's plea worked." "It seems that Tang Monk has also been reincarnated." "That female voice belongs to Guanyin, right? Who does he want the Supreme Treasure to save?  "Save Tang Monk." "Whoever finds three moles can restore his true form to Sun Wukong." "Who is Chun Sanniang? Why does she want to find someone with three moles on the soles of her feet?"  In the midst of the discussion, the second master suddenly screamed "Ah".  Everyone was startled and immediately gathered their energy to look at the screen.  Zhizunbao thought that Chun Sanniang had been killed, so he decisively climbed out with both hands. In his excited state, he was very fast.  He ran far away in a few moments.  The second master ran out from the side and just stepped on Zhizunbao's hand.  However, he didn't pay attention to the Supreme Treasure at all, and ran away on his own, shouting in fear: "Spider!" The Supreme Treasure said contemptuously: "What's the fuss about the spider?" The second master didn't look back.  Said: "What a big spider!" Zhizunbao turned around to look, and in the bright light, a huge spider with the head of a human and the body of a spider appeared in his sight. Each foot was as thick as an arm.  Like a scythe.  Fierce, fierce, ferocious and terrifying!  "Ouch!" "I didn't expect Haru Sansanniang to be a spider spirit!" "This prop is so awesome!" "The special effects are great!" The audience in the theater was shocked.Unexpectedly, Chun Sanniang turned out to be a spider spirit.  Look at this huge body and the sickle legs that are cutting back and forth, it is simply not something that human power can resist.  The spider spirit only needs to wave its sickle-like feet.  It can easily cut a person in half.  The Supreme Treasure was immediately scared to death, and its potential exploded. Although it was crawling backwards with both hands, its speed was still very fast, even faster than when it came out!  "You bastards, I told you to clean up regularly, but now the spider you raised is bigger than me! What should I do?" Supreme Treasure ran away while cursing, and finally screamed: "Wow, you have so many useless people.  If you don¡¯t chase me, you will chase me. My handsomeness must have harmed me!¡± The dangerous situation is a critical one.  However, none of the people watching the movie felt anxious for him. Instead, they all burst into laughter: "Damn it, this running posture is really a bunker!"  "Spider spirit!" "Zhizunbao is really a living treasure!" "Haha, it must be my handsomeness that hurts me again!"  Chun Sanniang spewed out spider silk to tie Zhizunbao's feet, and then tied his hands.  , pulled him over, just blocked by the tree. At the critical moment, Supreme Treasure bit the spider silk open with his teeth. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Zhizunbao was so angry that he almost fainted, but at this moment Chun Sanniang kept walking towards him.  Zhizunbao had no choice but to pick up a stone on the ground and hit it on his chin, and then knocked out the teeth bound by the spider silk.  Cruel and decisive, Zhizunbao's action is simply a template for a hero.  But just like before, his heroic behavior did not win him the appreciation of the audience, because the audience still gave him laughter.  The Supreme Treasure escaped and continued to run away.  The spider spirit is in hot pursuit.  And quickly set up two spider webs.  The Supreme Treasure jumped over the first spider web, thinking it was safe, but little did he know that the second spider web was right in front of him.  Zhizunbao was so shocked that his face turned pale, and he couldn't react even if he wanted to. With a sudden movement, he plunged into the second spider web and was stuck.  The second master and the blind man went together to save the Supreme Treasure.     result.  The Supreme Treasure was rescued by the blind man. The spider spirit fell from the sky, jumped down and was caught by the second master.  The second master didn't know it was the Spider Spirit, so he thought it was the Supreme Treasure, so he walked toward the bandits carrying it.  "Huh?" The bandits were so frightened that they turned pale and ran away quickly.  A hilarious plot unfolded like this.  A group of bandits were fleeing in front, and the second master was chasing after him with the spider spirit on his back. As he chased, he said: "The gang leader has been saved, the gang leader has been saved" The Supreme Treasure climbed out of the spider web.  He wondered: "The second leader is carrying a bunch of things, what is he carrying?" The blind man just came out, and when he heard what he said, he was shocked: "Ah, gang leader, isn't it you he is carrying?" "  Is there another spider spirit here?¡± ¡°Ah!¡± ¡°Over here!¡±¡­ After some fuss, the real spider spirit ran away, but the second master thought he was a spider spirit and beat him hard.  A group of bandits also joined in, and finally beat Zhizunbao until he screamed in agony.     soon.  The funniest scene in the entire movie occurs.  The crotch of Zhizunbao was on fire, and there was no water to put out the fire. The second-in-command shouted: "Let me do it!" Then he let Zhizunbao lie on the ground, and he rushed forward and kicked him fiercely.  "Pfft!" "How disgusting!" "What a joke!" Some people stared at their pockets while others frowned.  Some people salivated when they saw it!  In the crowd, Guo Jing laughed loudly and kept patting his thigh: "Oh, hey, I can't do it anymore, you're laughing so hard. I'm about to die, hahaha" "Hahahaha" Huang Rong also laughed so hard that she fell forward and backward.  Looking up, tears flew out.  "Misfortune lies on the back of blessing, and misfortune lies on the back of misfortune!"  It seems to confirm this sentence. Although Zhizunbao was severely beaten, the injuries caused by the Seven Injury Fist were healed, and the cross-eyes disappeared and became normal.  Zhizunbao doesn't blame the second master. He urgently needs to kill Chun Sanniang and doesn't believe the second master's words that she is a monster.  The second master had no choice but to take the knife to deal with Chun Sansanniang again, but he pretended to be dead on the way. Even if the Supreme Treasure stabbed him, he pretended not to react.  Zhizunbao had no choice but to take a knife to kill Chun.?Ten niangs.  To the surprise of all the bandits and the audience, Zhizunbao not only failed to kill Chun Sananniang, but instead fell in love with Bai Jingjing who came over to meet Chun Sananniang.  "Bai Jingjing? Is this another character?" All the audience were curious.  Soon, when the second boss went to take a peek, Bai Jingjing¡¯s true form appeared in front of everyone. It turned out to be the White Bone Demon!  "What did you see?" When Zhui Er headed home, Chun Sansanniang saw Bai Jingjing stop and asked immediately.  Bai Jingjing squatted down: "It's nothing." Chun Sanniang: "Then what are you squatting down for?" Bai Jingjing said confidently: "Tie your shoelaces!" "" Everyone was speechless, but they felt an inexplicable sense of humor.  , thinking: "This is nonsense!" "What "nonsense" is, few people can explain clearly, and it seems that they can't explain it in words.  However, the general meaning was explained by Zhao Xingchi in front of the media. A series of seemingly unrelated and confusing plots or lines were combined to make people inexplicably funny and nonsensical.  Bai Jingjing is tying her shoelaces. This has nothing to do with the plot. It should be a very speechless plot, but it is very funny. This is nonsense!  "If the news about Tang Sanzang spreads, I will kill you first!" Chun Sansanniang shouted coldly.  "When the time comes, the demons will gather at Wuzhishan and ask Senior Sister for a piece of Tang Monk's meat to eat at the head office, right?" Bai Jingjing said.  "Tell the king the news about Tang Sanzang, and the king will definitely reward you greatly!" Niu spoke.  Seeing this, the main line of the story is roughly clear.  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. The novels will be better and updated faster!
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