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Volume One: The First Trial Cry Chapter 625: The Hilarious Supreme Treasure

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    Sun Wukong is such a loser!  This is the impression that all viewers formed immediately after watching the fight between Guanyin and Sun Wukong. There was no other way, but Sun Wukong was killed in just a few moves. Is this still the Sun Wukong who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace?  Many people began to speculate: "Is this what the movie version of Sun Wukong looks like?" I don't know whether Guanyin killed Sun Wukong in the end because Tang Sanzang begged for mercy!  "The disciple is at fault, and the master is also responsible. Please let him live!" Tang Sanzang pleaded.  Guanyin replied: "If I don't destroy it, I can't explain it to the Jade Emperor!" Tang Sanzang was unmoved and continued to plead: "Please sister, tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to sacrifice his life for the sake of Amitabha!  "Then he slowly sat down and threw out the nine-ringed lacquer staff in his hand, with a fearless attitude of "If I don't go to hell, who will?"  Guanyin was shaken.  Just when the audience thought they would hear what she was going to say next, the screen went black, and then a few bright red characters appeared: "A Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box". Subtitles slowly appeared amidst the desolate and resentful background music.  "What's going on?" "Is it just a prologue?" "You haven't gotten to the point yet?" "Is it just a dream?" Everyone was puzzled.  The screen turned on again, and when the scenery appeared, what appeared in front of everyone was a desolate and vast dry desert, with yellow sand filling the sky and flying dust.  The camera moves slowly, and a man wearing a black hat and covered in black is riding a horse and walking alone in the desert.  From a distance, it was not clear whether the rider was a man or a woman; but when he walked in, although the camera did not shine on the visitor's face, through the hem of the light red gauze skirt, slender white hands, and  With the elegant peach blossoms on the bed, everyone could tell that the person coming was a woman.  It should be beautiful.  The mysterious woman was riding alone on horseback. A bearded man dressed like a beggar was lying in ambush next to her and watched her. After following her for a while, he hurried back to report the news.  The camera followed this man as he moved quickly, and then people saw a bandit den, with many people dressed in strange shapes eating meat and drinking from large bowls.  The beggar-like bearded man is a mute.  He made babbling gestures and swung his butt, expressing everything he knew.  One of the bandits was dissatisfied and asked: "What are you talking about?" "Give him a piece of meat!" A bandit who only saw his back suddenly turned around and spit, and then said: "Give him a piece of meat, everyone, be careful, there are people outside.  A woman is about to come in!¡± ¡°It¡¯s Uncle Da!¡± Someone in the theater exclaimed. It turns out that the actor who plays the second master is actually the ¡°Uncle Da¡± from the ¡°Fighting Back to School¡± series of movies!  Although "Uncle Da" Li Wenda is not as popular as "Zhou Xingxing", that is because he is older.  And he's not that handsome guy.  In terms of popularity, Li Wenda is no worse than Zhou Xingxing, and in terms of influence, Li Wenda is definitely better than Zhou Xingxing. After all, he is a senior figure.  Seeing the appearance of "Uncle Da", although his appearance was different and his title became "Second Master", many people still burst out laughing.  Uncle Da and Zhou Xingxing.  After "The Dragon Back to School", they became a golden couple in the entertainment industry, and they were also comedy partners.  Just seeing one of them makes people laugh uncontrollably.  Of course, the reason why they exclaimed so much is because "Uncle Da" has appeared. Can "Xingxing Zhou" be far behind?  "Second in charge, do you think they are officers and soldiers?" A middle-aged man dressed like a Khitan man bent over and asked the second in charge.  Strangely, the voice was a woman's.  The second master said contemptuously: "No wonder people call you blind. Didn't you see that the mute's butt is twisted and twisted?" The blind woman's voice sounded again: "Maybe he has hemorrhoids!" "  "Pfft!" "Hahaha" This time, even people who didn't think the movie was good could not help bursting into laughter.  Sit in the front row.  When Zhao Xingchi heard this laughter, a happy smile appeared on his face.  To be honest, he is not sure whether "Westward Journey" will be popular, because in his previous life, although Stephen Chow was very popular before "Westward Journey" came out, and his nonsense was also popular throughout Asia, but after "Westward Journey" was released,  The box office performance was still far from satisfactory. Not only was it very controversial, but it also received a lot of criticism.  "The Westward Journey" is so popular that it has been several years since it was released.?Then it started in mainland schools and quickly became popular throughout China.  As far as Zhao Xingchi knows, the popularity of "Westward Journey" is only in the mainland. In Hong Kong, Wanwan is still the same as before, not very popular.  It can be seen from this that the possibility of "Westward Journey" being popular and sought after after its release is relatively small.  But looking at the current situation, Zhao Xingchi knows that "Westward Journey" is a success.  The reason may be that "Journey to the West" was written by him, or it may be that this is the mainland of China, or it may be the foreshadowing of the two parts of "Play Back to School" "Even if there is, he is still an officer and soldier with hemorrhoids, what are you afraid of?  ?" the second master said loudly, and then laughed together with the bandits.  Chun Sanniang slowly walked up to them amidst their laughter. Her features were picturesque and charming. If you ignored her identity, Chun Sanniang was undoubtedly a stunning beauty!  "This place is full of smoke and smoke. You all have hideous faces. This is definitely not an inn. Could it be a black shop?" Chun Sananniang spoke lazily as she took off her thick coat, revealing her bright red dress. She was obviously confident.  At first glance, you can tell that he is a man with special skills.  "You still dare to come in even though you know it's a shady store. Aren't you afraid that the sheep will fall into the tiger's mouth?" the second master said with a cheeky smile.  Chun Sanniang chuckled lightly and said: "It's too early to tell who is the sheep and who is the tiger. If you are a bandit, aren't you afraid that I will be the bandit leader?" The second master shouted: "Where are you from?  "Sacred?" A gust of wind blew, and Chun Sanniang sneered: "If the peach blossoms are gone, no grass will grow, the money will fall, and the lives will be lost!" The camera flashed, and all the bandits knelt in front of the boss.  There was a stack of money on his head.  Everyone looked at the shape of Dangdang's home, with a beard full of face, a pair of chicken eyes, dressed up with the beggar, and hanging a bronze medal on his chest.  At first glance, it¡¯s really hard to tell who plays the big boss.  But after looking carefully at their eyebrows and listening to that unique voice, everyone suddenly realized: "Holy crap, it turns out to be classmate Zhou Xingxing!" However, didn't classmate Zhou Xingxing play Sun Wukong?  Why did you play the role of a bandit leader?  Sun Wukong is a monkey, but the current bandit master is a human, not the same species at all, right?  The astute audience had already guessed: "Could it be that Sun Wukong was sent to reincarnation by Guanyin and reincarnated as a human being?" But soon, the master was hit by the Kunlun Sect's Seven Injury Fist.  His eyes became cross-eyed, and he saw the blind man as the second boss, then he saw a puppy as the second boss, and finally he saw a pile of grass as the second boss, and kept kicking and beating: "Who said I am a fighting cock?  Eyes? I just focused on two points to change my previous view of things. Why? Are you trying to steal my position by spreading rumors? I won¡¯t step on you  "Damn it, it's nonsense, isn't it?" Everyone was stunned.  After a lot of nonsense, the boss decided to lead a group of bandits to find Chun Sansanniang's bad luck.  As soon as the camera turned, everyone appeared in a wooden building. There was a bath in the middle. Chun Sansanniang was taking a bath in it. The bandits stood downstairs and upstairs watching.  The head of the house was squatting next to the bathtub talking to Haru Sansanniang.  The leader said: "I am the leader of the Ax Gang, nicknamed the Jade-faced Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure. I have heard about Chun Sanniang for a long time, and it is like thunder in my ears. What is the purpose of Chun Sanniang's visit to our village?" As he spoke, his  The sound was out of tune.  Many people laughed softly.  He immediately thought of what the second master said just now. After being hit by the Seven Injury Fist, he would become cross-eyed, then talk and walk away, and finally die from the explosion of his internal organs.  In addition, the name "Supreme Treasure" also made them quite funny, because this name is synonymous with a bully and a playboy.  But the boss himself didn't think so, and even said that his nickname was "Jade Faced Flying Dragon", which made people laugh.  "Jade-faced Feilong" literally means a handsome man.  But unfortunately, in many martial arts novels, the title "Jade-Faced Flying Dragon" is used to describe a lewd thief.  "I need to stay here for a while!" Spring Sansanniang replied.  "How long is a moment?" Zhizunbao asked with a changed voice, looking uncomfortable as if he was tortured to death by the Seven Injury Fist.  "Two days and three nights, it could be three, five, or ten years. In short, I have to wait until the person I'm waiting for appears!" Chun Sansanniang lay on the edge of the bath, talking lazily, with an extremely charming look on her face.  "I don't think you have that long life!" Zhizunbao shouted, took out the ax hidden behind his back, and wanted to talk to Chun SanniangFight hard.  ¡°Unexpectedly, the ax was pulled out and the man stood up, but the belt holding his pants was cut by the ax.  As a result, the pants suddenly fell down, revealing the white underwear!  All the bandits screamed "Ah".  Chun Sanniang also screamed "Ah", and then shouted: "What are you doing?" Outside the screen and in the theater, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.  "Haha" Some people laughed so much that they took pictures of their seats, some people laughed so much that their stomachs hurt, some people laughed so much that tears and snot ran down their noses, and some people laughed so much that they shrank in their seats and were out of breath.  Chun Sanniang¡¯s skills are very high. Not only was Zhizunbao stepped on the head several times and swallowed several sips of bath water, but even many of her subordinates were knocked down.  Zhizunbao said very forcefully: "It's not that easy to hit me. You have to ask my brothers first!" However, when he turned around, all the brothers who were still behind him had already ran away, and they were outside the wooden building one by one.  Kneel down on the ground and put the money on your head.  "You are so unloyal" Zhizunbao ran out and cursed.  The crowd burst into laughter again, but before they finished laughing, another hilarious episode followed.  When Chun Sanniang came out and said, "There is gold under my knees. Since they are willing to kneel down and beg me, let me spare their lives for the time being. As for you, you are really brave." Zhizunbao immediately raised his hands and knelt down.  Go down and bow down in admiration!  (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature. 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