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Volume One: The First Cry Chapter 589: A New Style Comedy Movie

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    call out!  Whoops!  Whoops!  ¡­ ¡­ Under the light and naughty background music, the blackboard eraser with flying white chalk dust fell from the sky again and again, hitting classmate Zhou Xingxing in the mouth, making his mouth full of foam.  .  .  "I'm sorry, teacher!" Zhou Xingxing kept apologizing dejectedly.  Classmate Huang Yi sitting next to him was also implicated by him. He was covered in chalk dust, as if he had come from a fight somewhere.  "Erase the blackboard, that's my lost youth, and I have no regrets in my life!" When someone shouted this sentence in the theater, everyone burst into laughter, even Huang Chuan, who was least willing to laugh.  He couldn't help but reveal a smile.  "I fell asleep in class, couldn't solve the problem when asked, and were all dumbfounded. The performance of classmate Zhou Xingxing reminded everyone of their lost youth.  "Excuse me, teacher, what is voyeurism?" Huang Xiaogui asked, raising his hand.  The bald teacher walked up to classmate Zhou Xingxing, looked at him and Huang Xiaogui and said, "The so-called voyeurism refers to the current undercover agents, which are also known as undercover agents and informants as the saying goes. Such people will be punished.  Castration!" Zhou Xingxing looked down in horror.  After this class, the next class was chemistry. What puzzled Zhou Xingxing was that all the students hid in the back, leaving him alone in the front.  At first he didn¡¯t take it seriously, but when the chemistry teacher turned on the gas and forgot to turn it off, he realized that the chemistry teacher who taught them to do chemistry experiments was a person with no memory!  Zhou Xingxing was frightened and quickly packed up his things and fled behind.  ???????????????????????????????????????????????????: Chemical experiments are very dangerous. You can hurt people if you are not careful. You must have a good memory, otherwise something will happen.  Unexpectedly, the chemistry teacher has no memory!  However, it was already too late. The chemistry teacher shouted: "This classmate, I was lucky to have you just now. Can you come out to help me?" Zhou Xingxing was dumbfounded.  Classmate Huang Xiaogui laughed happily: "He deserves it, hahaha" The chemistry teacher saw it.  He immediately caught his young man: "Classmate, you are smiling so happily, then you can come out too. It's you, it's you!" Huang Xiaogui stopped laughing immediately, and his face turned into a bitter gourd.  Similar.  ¡°Haha, there¡¯s a good show to watch!¡± Everyone burst into laughter and looked forward to the next funny plot, no doubt.  The chemistry teacher's lack of memory will definitely bring disaster to Zhou Xingxing and Huang Xiaogui.  Sure enough, the next plot confirmed their expectations. The experiment exploded, and both Zhou Xingxing and Huang Xiaogui looked dark and miserable!  Of course, this is not the funniest thing. The funniest thing is the conversation between the chemistry teacher and the two of them.  The chemistry teacher asked Zhou Xingxing: "What is your name?" Zhou Xingxing said.  The chemistry teacher asked Huang Xiaogui, and Huang Xiaogui also said it.  The two of them thought he had remembered it, but the next moment.  The chemistry teacher asked their names again.  What¡¯s even more outrageous is that after asking twice.  The chemistry teacher asked Zhou Xingxing's name again, but turned around and said to Huang Xiaogui: "The experiment is about to start now, classmate Zhou Xingxing!" "Oops!" Zhou Xingxing was pushed to his waist and lay on the ground vomiting.  Foaming.  "Pfft!" "Hahaha" There was another burst of laughter in the theater!  Chemistry teacher: "If you don't have memory, this experiment will be dangerous." Zhou Xingxing asked: "Wait a minute, what do you think is the most important thing about this experiment?" The chemistry teacher replied seriously: "Memory!" Zhou  Xingxing continued to ask: "What if not?" The chemistry teacher continued to answer seriously: "It's very dangerous!" As soon as he finished speaking.  All the students below immediately squatted under the desks.  Before anyone could react, there was an explosion and the whole teaching building was shaking!  Everyone was dumbfounded with laughter.  Absolutely dry humor!  The chemistry teacher himself has no memory and says that the most important thing in experiments is memory. Are you kidding me?  Zhou Xingxing was tragic.  A face turned into a charcoal head!  Zhou Xingxing was about to escape. He climbed the wall to escape. This was a semi-military school.  Uncle Da is coming out, hold him back and stop him from running away.  "Please come down first!" Uncle Da shouted in pain.  "Who are you and what does it have to do with you?" Zhou Xingxing said unhappily.  "Please come down first!"Uncle Da shouted.  "Why did you drag me down when you had nothing to do?" Zhou Xingxing spread his hands and asked.  When everyone was puzzled, the camera turned and looked down from a high altitude. It turned out that Uncle Da fell to the ground when he pulled Zhou Xingxing down, and Zhou Xingxing stepped on his stomach!  Uncle Da shouted: "You are standing on my belly!" Everyone was speechless and laughed again! ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Then the plot goes on, like Zhou Xingxing, everyone knows that the trembling Uncle Da is also an undercover agent, and it turns out that the heroine is a beautiful female teacher.  Zhou Xingxing was shocked instantly. He just pushed away the female teacher, but then he went back and said pitifully: "I borrowed it, thank you, I want to go home, I feel so uncomfortable!" It was so cute!  The female teacher was very gentle: "Are you feeling uncomfortable? Come with me!" Then she took Zhou Xingxing to the infirmary.  The appearance of the female teacher lit up Zhou Xingxing¡¯s career as an undercover agent in the school. He no longer gave up on himself, but decided to move forward bravely, strive to complete the task as soon as possible, and catch up with the female teacher as soon as possible.  ¡°Master Xing really has a strong taste, and he actually arranged a teacher-student relationship again!¡± All the moviegoers, while excited, couldn¡¯t help but complain about Zhao Xingchi, who has lost all his integrity.  It is well known that Zhao Xingchi likes the relationship between teachers and students, which can be seen from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".  The plot is progressing here, faster and faster. The minor villain, the major villain, and the protagonist's love rival appear one by one. The minor villain is Long Fei, and the major villain is Da Fei. The protagonist's love rival is a member of the police force and the captain of the anti-narcotics team.  Long Fei's father was rich, so Da Fei supported him. Unexpectedly, this gangster Long Fei got a gun from the police station. Da Fei was so frightened that he was shaking all over. Although he was a drug dealer, he never had arms.  , because in China, arms are more closely watched by the authorities than drugs.  ¡°Uncle Da is a weirdo, all the teammates he has worked with are dead.  So you have to hold a handful of incense every day when you worship, because too many people have died!  After Zhou Xingxing found out, he was a little speechless, and then asked curiously: "How many partners do you have?" Uncle Da replied: "9!" Zhou Xingxing asked: "Then why are there ten gods?" Uncle Da said casually: "  Of course you have to prepare a half-god" Before he said the last word "bit", he suddenly realized that Zhou Xingxing was his tenth partner!  Zhou Xingxing: "" Of course.  These are actually not the most speechless things. The most speechless thing is that he actually still has to do his homework! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? God!  So soon, classmate Zhou Xingxing stood at the door of the classroom every day, holding a sign saying "If you don't do your homework, you will be punished"!  After standing there for several days, Long Fei started to annoy him. Zhou Xingxing, who was very dissatisfied, kicked him and kicked Long Fei's younger brother four to five meters away!  result.  Zhou Xingxing was punished by the dean of disciplines, Lin Chok Tong, to stand in the playground and let students and teachers point. At the same time, Zhou Xingxing began to worry about doing homework, and had to ask his boss and colleagues in the police force to help him with his homework.  "Be careful, I will use my scissor kicks to crush your head, and a bunch of scissor kicks will fly up in the air!" The boss pointed his finger at Zhou Xingxing's head and scolded.  Zhou Xingxing had no choice but to start spending money to buy homework, and then vowed to make a counterattack!  ¡°I never expected that when the teacher came, he said there would be a temporary test¡± Zhou Xingxing fell under the table with an ¡°ouch¡±.  Foaming at the mouth, he was severely slapped in the face by reality!  Don¡¯t be pretentious.  Pretending to be struck by lightning!  Zhou Xingxing used the radio to communicate with Uncle Da and asked him to notify the boss for help.  The boss immediately shouted: "Anyone with flowers on their shoulders, come in!" Then, the audience saw a hilarious scene: Zhou Xingxing was taking an exam in the classroom, Uncle Da was throwing bananas or apples outside, and the police officers in the police station  We are so busy looking for answers!  Zhou Xingxing laughed proudly; Uncle Da sat in the corner throwing fruit.  From time to time, they pretended to be dogs and barked; the police officers kept wiping sweat, looking through dictionaries, checking computers, and making phone calls.  "Why is it so busy in there?" The police officers passing by saw the police officers busy in the boss's office and started talking.  "It must be a big case!" another police officer replied.  "Do you want to do this?" Huang Chuan looked at the big screen speechlessly.  Then he glanced at the situation in the auditorium. Except for him, everyone was laughing so hard that they collapsed on their seats, with tears, noses, snot, and saliva gushing out!  "In the history test, you actually used the Chinese language document to cheat?" "That's outrageous!" "The best way is to retake the test. If you don't know it once, take it twice, if you don't know it twice, test it three times, until he doesn't know how to do it.  ! ?"Are you punishing him or me?" "Uncle Da, is Zhou Xingxing really your son?" "You have a higher official position than me, tell me." "One of your surnames is Cao and the other is Zhou, why?" "  You said, this is an order!¡± ¡°I named him Cao Xingxing when he was born, but for some reason he changed his name to Zhou Xingxing!¡± ¡°Ada! Is there anything else?¡± ¡°It¡¯s okay!  If you have nothing to do in the future, don¡¯t ask me to come up. It¡¯s a waste of my time. There¡¯s no future!¡± ¡°Ah haha, Brother Xing, you will be my big brother from now on!¡±¡­ When the movie was over, Huang Chuan stood up with a heavy expression.  No one in the theater could stand up normally. They all lay limply on the seats, weakly letting out nervous laughter.  "Hehe, hehe" Huang Chuan knows that as a comedy, "Fight Back to School" is not only qualified, but also very good!  In terms of plot, "Fight Back to School" actually tells a very old-fashioned story, including police undercovers solving crimes, funny stories about students at school, the love between students and teachers, etc., which have been seen in other movies.  But in terms of performance style and lines, "The Dragon Back to School" has made great and outstanding innovations. Not only has it made these clich¨¦d stories no longer clich¨¦d, but it has also made it fun and humorous, and basically every  The shots can make people burst into laughter and make you feel moved and happy from the bottom of your heart.  After walking out of the cinema, the cool breeze blew, and Huang Chuan suddenly found that his eyes were dry and his whole body was sticky.  Huang Chuan reached out and touched the corners of his eyes, and his fingers were wet. Unknowingly, he was laughing so hard that tears flowed out. Then he reached out and touched his back, which was wet with sweat. He knew that this was after being overly excited.  This phenomenon only occurs.  "I lost!" Huang Chuan said with a bitter smile on his face.  Seriously evaluated, "The Dragon Back to School" is a brand-new style of comedy movie that will definitely shock China!  (To be continued)
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