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Volume One: First Trial Cry Chapter 588: Continuous Laughter

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    "Do you want to upgrade?" "I don't want to be a cowherd, sir!" "I'm asking you if you want to upgrade?" "I won't betray you, sir!" "You're not answering the right question, I'm asking you if you want to.  Upgrade? " "Well I think so, but I will never betray my virginity, sir!" " Who wants your virginity? " " Youth is as important to me as virginity.  , Sir!¡±¡­ The answers to the questions were hilarious and had a hilarious sense of humor.  Everyone in the cinema burst out laughing, laughing so hard that they kept patting their seats, laughing so hard that they shrank into a ball, laughing so hard that tears flew everywhere, laughing so hard that snot ran down their noses, and laughing so hard that they spit!  "Pfft!" "Hahaha" "I'm laughing to death!" "Ouch, it's so funny!" "Zhou Xingxing is really funny!" "I won't betray you, sir, hahaha  " "How did you come up with this line? It's so ridiculous!" "Master Xing, why are you so stupid?" "I can't breathe anymore.  , I¡¯m going to die from laughing!¡± ¡°Haha gah gah!¡± Huang Chuan smiled bitterly while sitting, but who knew that the guy behind him was drinking coke, and suddenly he burst out laughing, and the coke mixed with his saliva turned into water mist.  It sprayed in the air, fell on his body, and some even dripped into his neck.  "What are you doing?" Huang Chuan turned his head angrily.  "Yes I'm sorry, it's so funny Hahaha" The man quickly said sorry, but he laughed again before he finished speaking, showing no sincerity at all.  Huang Chuan was so angry that he almost exploded, but it was really inconsistent with his status to think that a famous director would be entangled with an ordinary person.  So I forced myself to endure it, cursed a few words of "uneducated" angrily in a low voice, and then turned around and continued to look at the big screen.  "Zhao Xingchi, I'm in love with you!" Huang Chuan thought sadly and angrily.  On the big screen, the boss was defeated by Zhou Xingxing's reaction. He said: "Okay, okay. I understand, you listen to me first. The thing is like this, one day a group of students came to visit the police station  , after visiting, I found that a gun was missing." Zhou Xingxing disagreed: "Lost guns happen all the time, sir!" The boss said, "But this gun is mine!" Zhou Xingxing said sympathetically.  I¡¯m so heartbroken for you!¡± The audience, who had already run out of energy to laugh, couldn¡¯t help laughing when they heard this, but fortunately, it seemed that the previous laughter had made them laugh a lot, so they all laughed.  Pass.  They began to look forward to it intensely.  Because the name of this movie is "Truant School" and the theme is a school comedy, but there is no scene of the school, so they almost forgot about it.  Unexpectedly, I discovered this element from the boss's mouth. A group of students came to visit the police station, and then the police station was missing a gun.  As long as your thinking ability is okay, listen to this.  You can vaguely guess the plot behind it. Zhou Xingxing should be sent to the school to rob.  That's why the name of this movie is "The Dragon Back to School", so it's a campus comedy!  Huang Chuan frowned: "It's interesting!" He could finally see that "Truy School Dragon" is all about the protagonist "Zhou Xingxing". The previous acting and dialogues are all about the character "Zhou Xingxing"  After the image is depicted, the turning point up to now is the real entry into the main plot.  The two definitions of "truant Weilong" and "campus comedy" are derived.  If he guessed correctly, the next step should be for Zhou Xingxing to enter the school disguised as a student to investigate and track the stolen gun.  When the boss talked to Zhou Xingxing, he made frivolous remarks such as "Damn it, he is still so thin and tender", "Do you want to upgrade?", "What do I want you for? I want your youth".  In fact, they were testing Zhou Xingxing to see if he was suitable for sneaking into the school as an undercover agent.  As a student, you should have tender skin and tender flesh. If you are too old, why are you pretending to be a student?  "It's good if you know that this gun has been with me for thirty years. I have never fired a shot. I just use it to scratch itches." As he said that, the boss made a scratching motion and then put the object on his back.  Zhou Xingxing sighed and said: "Hey, when I think about it, I feel itchy again. Come on, help me scratch it!" "Is that behind me?" Zhou Xingxing asked speechlessly.  "Yes, it is simply a kind gun!" the boss sighed.   "Haha!" Huang Chuan heard the laughter of the people next to him again.  The boss had a conversation with Zhou Xingxing and after explaining the difficulties, the boss decided: "So, I want you to sneak into that school?" Zhou Xingxing was embarrassed: "Sir, I don't have much confidence in teaching." The boss was very worried.  He said rudely: "I didn't ask you to pretend to be a teacher, I just asked you to pretend to be a student." "Pretend to be a student?" Zhou Xingxing jumped back in fright, shrugged his shoulders, a surprised look on his face, and his voice suddenly became shrill.  A lot, very neurotic!  Not only that, Zhou Xingxing also said a lot of lines and did a series of weird actions to make his neurosis deeper: "Sir, I took the police exam because I didn't want to study. I can't pretend to be a student!  Sir, if you do this, you are taking me to a crater full of venomous snakes and beasts. Regardless of my life or death, regardless of my screams, you will step on me with such a cruel and merciless big foot.  You went into the red magma! How can you bear this?" Huang Chuan said to himself: "As expected!" He shouted twice.  The first time it came out, it turned out that Zhou Xingxing was going to school to be an undercover agent and pretend to be a student.  The second time, sure enough, Zhou Xingxing became neurotic again!  By this time, Huang Chuan had determined that Zhao Xingchi was trying to create a brand new performance style.  As for the effect, he is not sure yet, but looking at the reactions of people in the theater, this performance style did not make people feel baffled. Not only was it quickly accepted by people, but it also made them laugh from time to time.  The field continues.  The boss said to Zhou Xingxing mercilessly: "Isn't this bad? Let you get rich and die wonderfully? You don't have to say it, you have no choice!" Zhou Xingxing was dumbfounded.     at last.  The boss didn't let him go, and said to him before leaving: "Also, please tell me again, teacher." Zhou Xingxing said tremblingly: "Good morning, teacher~" Amidst the roar of laughter in the hall,  When the camera turned, Zhou Xingxing went to school with his schoolbag on his back. He looked so lonely and sad.  Then the desolate background music sounded, adding a bit of desolation.  However, no one in the theater felt sad, everyone was laughing. The neurotic classmate Zhou Xingxing was really like a living treasure, a living treasure that made them laugh just looking at him!  When you enter the school, you will first be greeted by a few intimidating students, students who were punished by squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands, school rules written all over the walls, and the dean of students, Lin Chok Tong, who is as majestic as the boss in the game, of course.  What's more important is that mosquito, buzzing, buzzing, and noisy when Zhou Xingxing and Lin Chok Tong look at each other, giving people the impression that they are two masters about to fight.  "Isn't this the new one?" "What a stinker, which class is he from?" "Could it be from our class?" Amid the discussion of the students, the camera quickly panned, and Zhou Xingxing officially began  The first class after pretending to be a student.  "Around 1872, scientists discovered an ozone layer hole in Antarctica. The sun's ultraviolet rays can directly" The teacher spoke slowly on the podium, while Zhou Xingxing sat bored below.  Soon the fugue began.  He began to imagine that he was in prison wearing a uniform, and the students around him became his fellow inmates.  "I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom, I am sad and crying I am wandering everywhere in the world, ugh!!!" Zhou Xingxing began to sing sadly.  Everyone was dumbfounded.  But the next moment, everyone burst out laughing.  Only a scream of "whoosh" was heard.  A blackboard eraser stained with chalk dust burst out from the podium and hit Zhou Xingxing's mouth with a "bang" in a perfect parabolic free fall curve, causing his mouth to be filled with foam.  Suddenly, white chalk dust flew everywhere, and Zhou Xingxing exploded from his position like a cat whose tail was stepped on.  "Who attacked the police?" Zhou Xingxing thought he was a policeman when he woke up from his dream.  shouted loudly.  "What the hell? Why are you attacking the police?" The menopausal female teacher said a few words with a look of contempt, then pointed at Zhou Xingxing: "It's you, bring the blackboard eraser!" Zhou Xingxing took the blackboard eraser.  "I don't care if you are new here, just take my class and wander around the world!" said the menopausal female teacher, while she slapped Zhou Xingxing on the back of the head.  "When I was studying, my teacher threw a blackboard eraser at me like this!" The audience's laughter contained a sense of relief and gloating, because what happened to Zhou Xingxing was actually what happened to them back then.  Zhou Xingxing returned to his position very depressed.   The short man wearing glasses next to him nudged him with his elbow and handed him a note.  Zhou Xingxing looked down and saw that it was "bear with the calm for a while and take a step back to open up the world." He was stunned for a moment, then became disdainful and kept humming.  "Is this the second male lead? He seems to be a student from Beijing University!" At this time, some viewers recognized the short man wearing glasses.  "Indeed, I heard that this student suggested the movie "Fight Back to School", and then Mr. Xing decided to make a campus comedy." "Really or not? He is the only one who can still be a student of Beijing University.  ?" "You can't judge by appearance, and you can't measure the sea water. Although he is a bit slim, he has a high IQ!" "I heard that this man is called Huang Yi, and he will have eternal life.  If you eat meat, this kid will become rich in the future!" In the crowd, Huang Chuan was startled at first when he heard these words, and then he didn't care.  Few students from Beijing University are involved in the entertainment industry, and most of them are successful, so there is no need to care.  ¡° Moreover, seeing how thin Huang Yi is, being so short, and wearing glasses, you can tell at a glance that he is a type with little potential for development.  You don¡¯t have to have looks to be an actor, but if you want to be a star actor and stand out, you don¡¯t have to have looks, but the effort, persistence, and opportunities required are basically one in a million!  (To be continued)
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