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Chapter 184: A big weapon against reporters

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    The crazy Secretary of State of the Legion left the negotiation venue with eyes burning. The entire negotiation took less than twenty minutes from beginning to end. The short time is really jaw-dropping¡ª¡ªYou must know that this kind of relationship has the fate of the world and the fate of many people.  Negotiations on the future of a continent can last for years or even more than ten years at a time, and it is trivial to argue for more than ten hours a day.  Have you heard of the Doha Round?  It is nothing more than everyone removing trade barriers and opening the door for business. As a result, when I was still in elementary school, I read about the Doha Round negotiations in the newspapers. Now more than ten years later, I can still read about the Doha Round negotiations in the newspapers.  content!  The things that Shao Jianhui and the Secretary of State wanted to discuss were tens of millions of times more important than the Doha negotiations. As a result, the first round only took less than twenty minutes It can be seen that Shao Jianhui's choking skills have improved greatly and he has already reached the level of Lianda University.  The trees can even wither.  The furious Secretary of State unceremoniously rejected the invitation of the Mayor of Geneva to have dinner with him. He did not mean to embarrass the Mayor, but he simply had no appetite. He had already made Shao Jianhui full of anger.  The Secretary-General has been dealing with Shao Jianhui for so many years, and has long since developed a strong heart. His psychological endurance is much stronger than that of the Secretary of State. He insisted on talking to Shao Jianhui for six hours.  It¡¯s not that he likes to deal with this diplomatic hooligan, he really has no choice. This war is too terrible. The five hooligans are all involved in the war, waving bricks and shooting blood everywhere. Corpses are everywhere in America, Europe and Asia, and the Atlantic Ocean, Pacific Ocean and Arctic Ocean are covered in  A death trail full of torpedoes, cargo ships and oil tankers were mercilessly sent to the bottom of the sea The worst part is that even nuclear weapons were thrown out, who the hell can stand it!  Nine out of ten member states of the United Nations were scared crazy. They were begging the Secretary-General with tears and runny noses to intervene, otherwise they would crash and die at the United Nations Headquarters. The Secretary-General, who was forced to do nothing, had no choice but to bite the bullet and personally  Interceded.  Every time he thought of this, he couldn't help but secretly wipe away bitter tears Why am I so miserable!  ?  My term as Secretary-General is definitely the most difficult term since the founding of the United Nations!  The secretary-general had done his homework. He first described to Shao Jianhui the terrible disaster that this war had brought to the world from the perspective of the parent of all mankind, and the tragic situation of the end after the war got out of control.  , in short, in short, if you don¡¯t stop fighting, the whole world will be doomed!  He suggested that China take advantage of the opportunity of holding a prisoner of war football match and the easing of national relations to negotiate with NATO and first withdraw its volunteers from the Soviet Union to prevent the situation from deteriorating further, and then conduct peace negotiations with NATO to achieve peace. Of course, China  It is reasonable for China to use this opportunity to extract a large amount of benefits from NATO.  Shao Jianhui listened carefully, but secretly shook his head.  The Secretary-General has indeed put in a lot of effort to mediate this war, but he still does not understand that the conflicts between China, the Soviet Union, and NATO have reached an irreconcilable point. Either you die or I die, and there is no way to shake hands and make peace.  possible!  The disintegration of the Soviet Union has become a foregone conclusion. Neither Gorbachev nor Ogarkov can change this. In fact, from the moment NATO paratroopers descended from the sky and occupied the Baltic Triangle and the capital of Ukraine without bloodshed, the Soviet Union existed in name only.  Now the authorities of the Soviet Communist Party are trying their best to snatch back the assets belonging to the Soviet Union from the former republics. When the Soviet Union disintegrates, Russia will have to rely on these legacies to survive the difficulties.  What about NATO?  Under the Soviet Union's ferocious counterattack, NATO also suffered an unprecedented heavy blow. However, this combination includes almost 90% of the developed countries in the world and is strong, especially the double-headed eagle. Although it has been attacked since the founding of the People's Republic of China,  The most tragic defeat, the country is in chaos, but their industrial base is still there, and their economic strength is still there. Once the war ceases, they can recover at an alarming speed. By then, it will be the end of Russia and China.  !  As a good gay friend who has been entangled for decades, it is really immoral to let the furry bear go to the grave by himself. The Soviet Union is gone, and NATO has to go down to accompany it.  The bottom line of the Republic is that the disintegration of the Soviet Union and the dissolution of NATO are prerequisites. Without any of them, peace will only be short-lived.  Shao Jianhui¡¯s attitude was so tough that the secretary-general was so thirsty that he did not relent at all. In the end, the secretary-general also became discouraged, ended this round of negotiations, and went with Shao Jianhui to attend the dinner prepared for them by the mayor.  ¡°These two are both influential people, so their dinner party will naturally not be shabby. The guests are all Swiss celebrities, aristocrats and socialites. Switzerland¡¯s delicious food and wine are so dazzling that they make people wish they had more mouths.  Reporters like this kind of occasion the most. They stare at Shao Jianhui and the Secretary-General like a group of sharks, trying every possible means to get some information out of them, especially Shao Jianhui. This guy himself is excellent hype material. It is not easy.  If you catch him, if you don't get some news that the public likes to hear from him, the editor or the station director will have to beat them to death with sticks!  It's a pity that Shao Jianhui looks like he just escaped from the Ethiopian refugee camp.?, as soon as he entered the living room, he picked up a knife and fork and had sex with a tender and plump steak. His mouth was filled with gravy and blood.  The reporters had to wait patiently until he finished eating.  Unexpectedly, after finishing the steak, he stretched out his big hand and brought over another bowl of pasta. He snorted and devoured it like a wolf. The way he ate and the sound made the reporters think they had entered a pig farm!  This guy just focused on eating and kept silent. The reporters had no choice but to turn their attention to the Secretary-General. All kinds of pointed questions came one after another, which made it difficult for the Secretary-General to resist. He was asked several times and was unable to get off the stage.  Swiss journalists are not just ordinary people. In a country as highly democratic as Switzerland, every reporter has developed a pair of sharp teeth and a sharp tongue. Their firepower output is comparable to a high-level dual-purpose heavy machine gun. They often let some reporters at press conferences.  The big shot made a fool of himself and there was nothing they could do about it.  This shows how wise it is for Shao Jianhui to feast as soon as he enters the scene and make a fortune in silence!  After finally getting rid of the group of reporters, the Secretary-General was exhausted physically and mentally. He sat next to Shao Jianhui and lamented: "Swiss reporters are so powerful, they are simply unstoppable!" Shao Jianhui's mouth was full of delicious food, and his cheeks were bulging.  Gao, laughed vaguely: "Now you know how powerful those uncrowned kings are? Hurry up and eat. The hard days are still to come. In the next few days, twenty-four hours a day, you eat, sleep, and help the old lady cross the road.  , there will be reporters watching. If you don¡¯t eat well, how can you have the energy to deal with them?¡± The secretary-general felt his scalp numb when he heard it: ¡°It¡¯s so scary Is there any way to keep them away from me?¡±  It¡¯s impossible!¡± Shao Jianhui said: ¡°Yes! After the dinner, you go to the supermarket with me and I will help you buy some essential things to deal with the paparazzi.¡± The secretary-general naturally agreed.  At this moment, a Swiss girl with blond hair and blue eyes and a charming smile came over, holding a steak in her hand. She looked harmless, but the Parker pen in her pocket betrayed her identity: reporter!  And he is also a journalist with a very good background!  The Swiss beauty sat down next to Shao Jianhui gracefully, smiled and asked in English: "Do you mind if I sit here?" Shao Jianhui said: "I'm sorry, I don't understand English. Please speak Chinese to me." He said he didn't understand.  She knew English, but her English was much fluent than that of the British. The Swiss beauty was stunned. It was probably the first time she had met such an interesting diplomat.  She was stunned for a moment, and she lost the chance to get close to Shao Jianhui: this guy pulled a plate of pickled herrings, waving his knife and fork, his jaw squirming, eating without raising his head, no matter what you asked, he would always say "hmm"  Oh," "Hehe," "Yes, yes, yes," made the Swiss beauty so angry that she secretly gritted her teeth, clenched her little fists, and wanted to punch him in the nose!  After the dinner, Shao Jianhui used his urine escape technique and dragged the secretary-general away. He escaped from the reporters and ran to a small supermarket to buy equipment to deal with reporters.  The secretary-general glanced around and saw that the shelves in the supermarket were empty, especially the food. The impact of war on a country was clearly reflected in the supermarket shelves, and he couldn't help but sigh.  Shao Jianhui said: "Don't sigh. Compared with Western and Eastern European countries, countries like Switzerland and Sweden are already paradise. You must know that in those countries, supermarket shopping has become a thing of the past. If you want to buy food, you can only go to the black market.  "The secretary-general said: "That's why I feel sad By the way, what do you want to buy here? Are you sure there is something you can use to deal with reporters?" Shao Jianhui smiled: "Yes.  Ah, here is a weapon that can be used to deal with paparazzi, it is very effective Haha, over there!" He took the secretary-general and ran to a shelf with a few scattered cans, and moved his hands and feet a few times.  He swept all the cans into the shopping bag, ran over to check out with satisfaction, and then walked out of the supermarket with the secretary-general in a high-spirited manner, not paying any attention to the reporters who were surrounding him from all directions.  The secretary-general saw two to three hundred long guns and short cannons aimed at him. He couldn't help but feel nervous and asked in a low voice: "Are you sure? If you miss, we will crush these guys!"  Shao Jianhui said: "Okay, don't worry while I do the work, just go this way!" He pulled the secretary-general and ran to a place with fewer people.  The reporters shouted: "They're going over there, stop them!" I heard the sound of footsteps, and these guys surrounded them again. Their cooperation was so tacit and their actions were so fast that even the special forces were stunned and couldn't help but  I feel inferior in my heart!  Shao Jianhui shouted in English: "Everyone, it is not convenient for us to be interviewed now. Please forgive me!" The reporters shouted: "Protest! Protest!" "We are journalists! We have the right to do anything at any time and anywhere."  Interview anyone???¡± ¡°Please respect our right to interview!  " "Yes, please respect our right to interview!  " Shao Jianhui muttered: "Respect?  I respect your sister. In every interview, she wants to peel off three layers of my skin and not say anything. She also changes what I said so that I don¡¯t even remember what I said. I respect your mother!  He took out a can from the shopping bag and held it up high, like a soldier who had fired the last grenade and wanted to die with the enemy. His face was full of tragedy and unyielding: "I said it's not convenient to be interviewed, so it's not convenient to be interviewed. Don't  Come here again, come here againI won't be polite!  "The reporters did not take his threats seriously at all, and pressed forward step by step with evil smiles. In Switzerland, a highly democratic place, reporters are the uncrowned kings. Not to mention foreign diplomats, even senior Swiss officials use them  No way, they didn¡¯t believe that Shao Jianhui dared to do anything to them! Shao Jianhui shouted: ¡°I¡¯ll be really rude if you come here again!  "The reporters are still approaching." Shao Jianhui was worried and shouted: "If you dare, take three steps forward!"  " One, two, three! The reporters took three big steps forward and looked at Shao Jianhui with half-smiles, just like the lambs surrounding the Big Big Wolf: We have taken three steps forward, what can you do to us? Shao Jianhui shouted  : "You forced me to do this, but don't blame me!  "With a wave of his big hand, the cans flew over, landed on the ground, exploded with a bang, and the juice splashed everywhere! Throwing one was not enough, and the second one flew out immediately, hit a camera and exploded.  The juice splashed all over the photographer. This was the first time the reporters encountered such an interviewee who would rather die than surrender. Some people twitched their noses, their facial features twitched slightly, and they twisted into a ball: "What's the weird smell?  " "Yes, what's the strange smell?  " "It stinks so much!  " "Oh my god, it's a can of smelly herring!  He actually hit us with a can of smelly herring!  " "I can't stand it anymore, let me go, I want to get out of here!  " Canned stinky herring is a traditional delicacy in Nordic countries. It is similar to stinky tofu in our country, but when it comes to lethality, stinky tofu is far behind! The Swedish government has banned the opening of canned stinky herring indoors, even if it is opened outdoors.  You usually need to bring your own gas mask, which shows how terrifying this thing is! Only two of them exploded, and the stench swept through the whole place, as if a ton of rotten eggs had been crushed and dumped on the street.  There is a whole car of fully fermented excrement. You can no longer smell anything other than the smell when you breathe in and out! The reporters' stomachs are churning, their throats are rumbling, and stomach acid almost sprays out of their nostrils!  Come out, cover your mouth and run away one by one, go back and take a shower! You have to spray half a bottle of perfume after taking a shower, otherwise the stench on your body will not be concealed! Shao Jianhui laughed: "Young man, please don't mess with me!"  If you don¡¯t listen, now you know how powerful I am, right?  "Pushing the remaining canned stinky herring into the secretary-general's hand: "Take it. If a reporter group comes to trouble you in the future, just use this thing to greet them!"  " The secretary-general looked at the reporters who were scattering. Feeling the extremely pure odor rolling in the air, his Adam's apple moved up and down. After much hesitation, he reached out and took the can. But his movements were a little bigger.  Click, bang! A bulging can exploded in his hand, and the juice splashed all over him and Shao Jianhui So, for the next whole week, no reporter dared to speak.  Getting within ten meters of these two people without wearing a gas mask is really a sad story, isn't it?
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