Mad Legion Geneva. Now, almost all of Eurasia is involved in the flames of war, and the sky over Europe is shrouded in haze. This historical city, which is almost equated with peace, is inevitably shrouded in the haze of war. Although so far, no party has taken action against permanently neutral countries such as Switzerland and Sweden, and no one has been mad enough to launch missiles or throw incendiary bombs towards Geneva, the peace and tranquility of Geneva in the past has long since ceased to exist, and the streets There are very few people on the road, and there are only a few here and there, but they are all in a hurry. The sight of tourists gathering has long ceased to exist, and Switzerland's tourism industry has been hit hard. On the other hand, agricultural products markets and supermarkets are densely populated, and everyone is desperately hoarding food, medicine, distilled water and other supplies. The direct consequence is that the prices of these supplies have skyrocketed, so expensive that even the wealthy Swiss are stunned! ??With all the nests in the house, how can any eggs be completed? The entire Eurasian continent was involved in the war. It was simply impossible for Switzerland to stay completely out of the war. Wearing sunglasses, Shao Jianhui sat on the lawn beside Lake Geneva with his legs crossed, enjoying the scenery of the lake and mountains leisurely and happily. There are fewer tourists in the entire lake area than beef ramen. Yes, it is quite quiet. He sighed with contentment. As an excellent diplomat, he has a lot of things to do every day. He wants to be as quiet as now. It¡¯s not easy to sit quietly by the lake and watch the scenery! He silently prayed that if his counterpart's plane broke down, it would be best to plunge into the Atlantic Ocean. He would have a few more days of fun! It's a pity that things went against expectations. God usually takes care of his voters. No, before he finished praying, there were footsteps from the other side. Citigroup's Secretary of State Kunoshita and the Secretary-General of the United Nations walked over quickly, and it was dark. The bodyguards in clothing formed a human wall from a distance, preparing to intercept the paparazzi who might come upon hearing the news. There might be snipers lurking in the dark! As the world's largest power, the double-headed eagle's appearance has always been quite scary. Even if it loses the battle, its prestige has not been reduced by half. Shao Jianhui grunted with dissatisfaction, took off his sunglasses and stood up. He grinned, his white teeth shining dazzlingly in the dim sunlight, and his smile was so bright that the Secretary of State was a little flattered. Of course, the Secretary of State would be even happier if he put down the two hands that were holding the corners of his mouth and pulling them to both sides, making a "laughing" arc. The secretary-general had been dealing with this diplomatic gangster for so many years, and he had already developed an extremely strong heart. Upon seeing this, he smiled reluctantly, and stretched out his hand after a few steps: "Shao, long time no see. "Are you okay?" Shao Jianhui said with a smile: "Well, I eat well, sleep well, and work hard. The doctor said I can live another hundred years!" The secretary-general laughed, Said: "Shao, you are still so funny!" But he rolled his eyes in his heart and said secretly: "Why didn't God strike you with thunder and kill you? You are a disaster!" Shao Jianhui completely ignored the Secretary of State and held his hand affectionately. The secretary-general's hand was shaking like an old friend he hadn't seen for many years, but his mouth was still open as before: "In a blink of an eye, it has been almost a year since I left the United Nations Headquarters. How are my friends? Are the female stenographers who secretly gave me their phone numbers and addresses falling in love with each other? How is old Duke Charles doing? Is his temper still so bad? How are you doing recently? This girl still owes me a meal. Secretary-General, you can help me eat it if you have time. If you come to me if he doesn't accept the debt, I promise to break his legs. And I remember. I was given an extra two hundred yuan when I paid my dues this year. The state deducted the money from my salary. When will you refund it to me? By the way" The Secretary of State's hand froze in mid-air, and he stretched out his hand. No, they are only interested in chatting with the secretary-general, and they don't care about you at all. It's even worse to shrink back. With this gangster's urinary temperament, he will definitely accuse you of not knowing even the most basic manners! He watched with hatred as Shao Jianhui held the secretary-general's hand and kept talking nonstop, completely ignoring himself as air, and gritted his teeth in anger! The secretary-general looked helpless and said to Shao Jianhui: "Shao, let me introduce you. This is the Secretary of State of Citigroup" Shao Jianhui rushed to say: "We know each other, no introduction is needed!" Let go of the secretary. He held the Secretary of State's hand with his long hand, and shouted enthusiastically: "Hello, hello, old friend, long time no see, how are you lately?" Are we that familiar? Well, even if we are really that familiar, you don¡¯t have to squeeze my hand so hard, right? The Secretary of State endured the severe pain in his palm and smiled gently: "I'm fine." Shao Jianhui asked: "How is your mother lately?" Secretary of State: "She's fine too." Shao Jianhui: "How is your dad lately?" Secretary of State: "" Shao Jianhui: "How is your grandpa lately? How is your grandma lately? Are youHow are you doing, grandma? How is your aunt lately? How is your son doing lately? Your daughter" Secretary of State: "My whole family is fine! Shao Jianhui breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good. I feel relieved if you say so. I'm really afraid that they will be blown up by Soviet missiles!" " Damn you!!! The Secretary of State clenched his fist and almost punched that hateful face. The Secretary-General coughed and said, "Your Excellency, Secretary Shao is rarely so enthusiastic about others. " Shao Jianhui put his arm around the Secretary of State's shoulders, completely ignoring the height difference of more than 20 centimeters, and said carelessly: "Well, what kind of friendship do I have with the Secretary of State? Can anyone else compare? " The Secretary of State couldn't think of any friendship with this bastard, and his smile was terribly ugly. After greetings, it was time to get down to business. Everyone sat around a round table, and the Secretary-General opened the gong: "Shao , I believe you also know the purpose of our invitation to you to come to Geneva. " Shao Jianhui nodded seriously: "I know. The Citizen team was conceded nine goals by the Soviet team in the game. It was too serious! "It's not for the ball game!" Shao Jianhui asked in surprise: "It's not for the ball game? What is it for?" Why is it so hard to talk to this bastard! ? The Secretary of State only felt a hint of fishy sweetness rushing straight to his throat, and almost spit it out. He clenched his fists and said, "Shao, let's come." The Secretary of State had itchy teeth and said, "This war has devoured too many lives. Just us." There were nearly two million casualties and hundreds of billions of losses in the country. The consequences were so serious that it is unimaginable! Because of a war that should never have happened, we all shed too much blood. Enough is enough, it¡¯s time to end! The Secretary-General is running around to mediate for world peace. Our President felt that peace should be given a chance, so he responded to the Secretary-General¡¯s proposal and sent me to Geneva to have a one-on-one dialogue with your country to find a way to resolve the conflict ¡¤¡¤Where is the president of your country? Shouldn't he come in person? " Shao Jianhui said: "Mr. Deng? He's not available. " The Secretary of State was startled: "No time? I remember he has handed over the power" Shao Jianhui said: "He wants to watch the football game, so he is not free. "The Secretary of State said: "What about your vice chairman? If the chairman can't come, the vice chairman should step in, right? " Shao Jianhui said: "The vice chairman has to accompany Mr. Deng to watch the football game and act as a commentator by the way. He is very busy. " The Secretary of State's fingernails dug into the flesh of his palms: "Isn't your Prime Minister also staying in Beijing to watch the football game with your Chairman? Shao Jianhui said: "That's not true." The Secretary of State said angrily: "Then why doesn't he come?" "Shao Jianhui said: "He wants to watch the football game with his grandson, so he has no time. "A ball game, a ball game, what else can we do besides a football game! The Secretary of State stared at Shao Jianhui and wanted to punch that angular face into the shape of a football, so that he could look at it in the mirror! Shao Jianhui said lazily : ¡°Next, you should ask our Vice Prime Minister, Foreign Minister, Defense Minister, and Chairman of the National People¡¯s Congress, right? Don't waste your time. None of them have time. I am the only one who is free, so they asked me to be their plenipotentiary. If you have anything to discuss, please talk to me. " The secretary-general smiled bitterly. Can we make a good deal with you? The identities of the two parties are not equal at all. One is the secretary of state second only to the president, and the other is just a hooligan in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. There is no difference. ! However, Hua Guo was willing to send someone over to express their interest in dialogue, which was better than ignoring it. He quickly smoothed things over: "Your Excellency, Secretary of State, Shao is joking with you. Hua Guo has just experienced an unprecedented and tragic Wei Dynasty. There were countless casualties in the war between the two countries. Many cities in the country were bombed to the ground. There were so many things going on that their country¡¯s leader was not enough for two days Shao, can you really represent your chairman with full authority? " Shao Jianhui nodded seriously: "Yes! "The Secretary-General said: "Okay, let's start the conversation. As the Secretary of State said, because of this senseless war, Europe, America, and Asia were all involved in the flames of war. Rivers of blood flowed and mountains of corpses piled up. This was the most tragic catastrophe for mankind since the end of World War II. The whole world Too much blood has been shed for this, and the tragedy cannot continue! We must end this war as soon as possible, otherwise the whole world is in danger of being destroyed! " Shao Jianhui became serious for a rare moment. He lowered his legs and sat upright. He said, "Yes, we have shed too much blood for this. Our country alone has nearly 10 million military and civilian casualties, and countless property losses. This is a tragedy for the whole world I wonder how the United States plans to end this war? ¡± The Secretary of State was a bit angry.Said: "The Soviet Union is currently extremely weak. With NATO's strength, it is completely possible to defeat them in a short time! However, your country has been secretly transfusing blood to the Soviet Union and providing them with food, medicine and other strategic materials that they are in short supply, making this war It has turned into a cruel tug-of-war, and the war situation has deteriorated to this point. Does your country have to bear some responsibility? "Shao Jianhui said: "We are guilty, and we repent." The Secretary of State raised his voice: "For the sake of world peace, we ask your country. Immediately stop all transactions with the Soviet Union, launch an attack on the Soviet Union, and cooperate with NATO to destroy the Soviet army in one fell swoop!" Shao Jianhui showed a weird smile: "That's it?" The Secretary of State said: "Yes, that's it, this is the only way!" He picked his ears and said, "Why does it sound to me like you are not seeking peace, but like you are preparing for a larger war?" The Secretary-General looked at the Secretary of State in surprise, and saw that the Secretary of State's face was tense. It¡¯s so tight that you can scrape off three ounces of frost and one or two stove ashes: ¡°The evil Iron Curtain Empire is the source of all turmoil in the world. The politicians in the Kremlin are ambitious and constantly stir up the chaos with their endless energy. The situation around the world is provoking wars! Uprooting this evil regime is the best shortcut to achieving long-term peace. There is no other way!" He was so excited that he spoke quickly! After a while, he took a deep breath before continuing: "Your country is a world power and should fulfill its responsibility for world peace. Therefore, we believe that you should immediately terminate all transactions with the Soviet Union and assist NATO to destroy The Kremlin regime, NATO will double compensation for your losses!¡± Shao Jianhui showed a mocking look: ¡°Destroying the Kremlin regime? It¡¯s very good. For the sake of world peace, the Soviet Union must disappear from the earth!¡± Both the Secretary of State and the Secretary of State knew that he had not finished speaking and were all ears. Sure enough, Shao Jianhui changed the topic and pointed the finger at the Secretary of State: "However, it seems unfair to let the Soviet Union sacrifice its own country. I don't agree with saying that the Soviet Union was the source of all turmoil. The Korean War, the Annan War, the bombing of Haiti, Sudan, and Libya , invaded Grenada, and shot Panamanian youths who raised the flag to declare sovereignty in the Panama Canal By the way, they also gathered a large army to beat most of Africa to pieces in 1982. All of these seemed to be the work of NATO, and the Soviet Union Although it is an evil regime, you are not a good person!" A trace of greenness flashed across the Secretary's face, and he gritted his teeth and asked: "What do you mean?" Shao Jianhui said: "It's not interesting, I just want to tell you that the Soviet Union is going to collapse - ¡ª¡ªIn fact, they are not far away from disintegration¡ª¡ªNATO, should it also be disbanded? " A thunderbolt struck, shocking the Secretary of State with stars in his eyes. He wondered if there was something wrong with his ears: " What are you?" Shao Jianhui said: "I said that the Soviet Union is about to collapse, and NATO is about to die. Only when you two bullies die can there be peace in the world!" Secretary of State 1! He slapped his hand on the table and jumped up, with the hair on his forehead standing straight up. He was furious: "You are so outrageous! Even the president of your country would not dare to say such big words as to disintegrate NATO! As the backbone of maintaining world peace and democracy, , NATO will never disband, on the contrary, our role will become greater and greater" Bang! ! ! Shao Jianhui also slapped the table louder than the Secretary of State. He jumped three feet high, pointed at the Secretary of State's garlic nose and breathed fire from his eyes, spitting on the Secretary of State's face: "The backbone of maintaining world peace and democracy? You really want to put your own face on it!" Before you say this, please go back and see how many wars NATO has launched in the past few decades! Using tanks, aircraft and missiles to maintain peace and spread democracy all over the world, your approach is really novel! I don¡¯t know what little tricks you did during our fierce war with the Soviet Union. Today you can overthrow the Soviet Union under the banner of safeguarding world peace, but tomorrow you will not hesitate to label us as dictatorial, evil, etc. Then you brought a bunch of guys into Beijing to maintain world peace! I just want to say that NATO must be disbanded, otherwise this war will not end! It's up to you to swallow this bitter pill!" The Secretary of State was stunned for a long time, his face turned green and white, and after a long time he snorted heavily and walked away. The Secretary-General called him several times. There was no turning back, there was really no way to talk with this diplomatic rogue. The Secretary-General looked bitter: "Shao, do you really want to stop thinking about it?" Shao Jianhui slowly sat down and said: "There is nothing to consider Everyone knows that NATO is far more combative than the Warsaw Pact. Much?The vast majority of wars were initiated by them. With the Soviet Union here, they are somewhat scrupulous. If the Soviet Union is gone, they will only become more arrogant. By then, let alone world peace, will we be able to keep our capital? All very problematic! " The Secretary-General sighed: "You clearly know that it is impossible for NATO to disband on its own initiative! Shao Jianhui said: "Then there is nothing to talk about. Let them talk to the Soviets!" Humph, disintegrate and break down one by one. These are all leftovers from our ancestors. Do you want to do this with us? They are still tender! "