The General followed Professor Tan when he was just a student. As a rich and handsome man among birds, the General has always been a character that is loved by everyone and loved by both young and old. Professor Qin¡¯s family comes from a scholarly family. Professor Qin¡¯s father, Professor Qin, is very influential in his field. Otherwise, Professor Qin would not have acquired a blue-purple macaw at such a young age and often took the general with him. Visiting various nature reserves, it can be said that as a pet bird, the general is treated quite well. The lifespan of macaws is relatively long. Many of the macaws raised by Professor Qin are in their twenties and thirties and are still healthy. When he went to an ecological reserve in the south, Professor Qin also saw a sixty-year-old five-year-old macaw. Every day when the old professor who raised it went out for a walk with a radio, it repeated what was broadcast on the radio. member¡¯s voice. Later, Professor Qin taught at Chuhua University, and the general also lived in the family compound in the east area of ??Chuhua University for some time every year. As he grew older, the general's intelligence also continued to rise. In addition, the general's It is much smarter than others of its kind, and its understanding and use of human language exceeds many people's imagination. In terms of articulation, mynas, mynas, etc. may not be as good as macaws, but as the best among "articulate", the general can be regarded as the first level of talker. The first five-character sentence learned by the red and green macaw raised by Professor Qin back then was "Learn and learn from time to time", and the first five-character sentence learned by this guy who also followed the study was "Look at you." That's like a bird!" It was said with a sonorous and powerful voice, which shows its talent for being mean-mouthed. Professor Qin, who was still a student at that time, was so angry that he wanted to pinch this guy's neck and ask, "Why can't you learn well?!" In the morning, the red and green macaw in Professor Qin's house would say "Good touch" to Professor Qin when he got up. rning", and the general would imitate a chicken crow at Professor Qin who was still lying on the bed. At that time, a family in Professor Qin's neighborhood was given some chickens by relatives. Although they didn't want to keep them, they didn't kill them all at once. They put them on the balcony and made a simple cage to cover them. One of them was A rooster crows every morning, and the general imitates this rooster. It's just that the chicken crow that the general imitated was a bit nondescript. In Professor Qin's words, it was like a rooster that had been castrated but not completely castrated. It felt a bit hysterical and breathless. The uncomfortable sound in the ears made it feel uncomfortable. Good dreams were turned into nightmares, let alone sleeping. Later, the family slaughtered all the chickens, and the crow of chickens was no longer heard in the community. In addition, the Qin family deliberately separated the general from the chickens when they went out. Only then did the general change his bad habit. Otherwise, he would be the one who suffered after he went to Chuhua University. People from the East District Compound. The general has many hobbies, one of the more prominent ones is his love of biting cats¡¯ ears, which is probably related to the fact that he was bullied by cats when he was a child. Another habit that people love and hate is singing. When Professor Qin was still a student, he really didn¡¯t have much time to take care of the general, so the general spent most of his time with Professor Qin and his wife every day, and these two especially liked teaching it singing, and their teachings were very contemporary. I also like to teach unique songs and even opera. Even though Professor Qin has been teaching at Chuhua University for many years, the general still prefers the songs of that time. Probably because he cannot understand the lyrics of many popular songs now and cannot appreciate the rhythm. Of course, Professor Qin rarely teaches him rap songs. When the general went to the south for the New Year, he met the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Qin family. Naturally, they didn't teach many new fashion pop songs of the 21st century. As for the things the general hates, there are many. Among the birds, the ones he hates are magpies and cuckoos. It doesn't know why everyone around it likes the "ugly" magpie, who can't sing or talk about cross talk. Why do the people in the yard smile so hard every time they see the magpie? As for the cuckoo, a bird that has been given a lot of mythical color by people, the general can't stand it even more, especially the "parasitic" behavior of some cuckoos. When the general was released, if he saw a cuckoo laying eggs in other birds' nests and kicking the original eggs or chicks out of the nest, the general would chase them and bite them. Once, he was too impulsive and flew too fast. The forest was too dense and he didn't react. The general hit a tree and scratched his wings by a branch. Professor Qin kept him in the house for several months, and the hatred became even deeper. In the first few years after coming to the Eastern District Compound, the general bullied the cats in the compound as soon as he was released. With his size and fighting ability, he was not afraid of the pet cats in the compound. When he couldn't find any cats and was bored, he would Talkative. When the general started to feel that the East District compound was interesting, it was also when the black cat on the fifth floor appeared. He felt that there was no communication barrier with this black cat. This was so rare and such a blessing! After getting along with each other for a long time, the general gradually stopped messing with the other cats in the compound, and exclusively followed the four lowly guests in the East District to fight against the "intruders" in the West District compound. Every year the general is taken to the south to spend the winterWhen he returned to the East Campus of Chuhua University, he first went to say hello to the black cat on the fifth floor. Until one day, when the general returned to the compound after following Professor Qin on a business trip, he heard that the black cat on the fifth floor was missing. Every day he stood on the iron fence of the balcony and shouted loudly, but the black cat did not show its head. For this reason, the general was still wilting for a while. It felt that it had no confidant in the East District compound and could not find any fun. However, after a while, the general discovered a new kind of fun, which made the general who had been tired for these days start to tremble again. ?¡ ?The third floor. Ermao was sitting in front of his laptop playing games, with a can of beer and a box of chicken wings next to him. The daughter was taken by her wife to her grandfather's house and was going to live there for a while. Er Mao originally wanted to go with her, but after living there for a few days, she was kicked back. "Yuanyuan's grandfather is a cultural researcher. Every time Duanyuan passes by, he will take a quiz on Duanyuan's knowledge. Knowing that his little granddaughter knows a lot, the old man was quite happy at first, but gradually his face turned down. ??What does it mean to chop wood without missing a knife sharpener? What does it mean that a gentleman is as good as jade? What does it mean that one person attains enlightenment and ten thousand people ascend to heaven? ! The old man was so angry that he almost lost his beard. Before his granddaughter was taught something wrong, the old man decided to straighten it himself! As for Er Mao, who taught these things, he was immediately driven back by the old man. At this moment, in this residence in the Eastern District Courtyard, there are only two cents and black rice in the house. It¡¯s nice to be at home alone, play games, watch movies, have a drink or something, and Heimi is with me. Besides, my daughter will be back when school starts in September. These days will pass in the blink of an eye, so it¡¯s not hard to endure. Ermao won the game and swayed with his legs crossed, picking up the can of beer and taking a few sips. Just as he was feeling proud, Er Mao heard a strangled singing voice coming from outside. "My family lives on a high loess slope~~The strong wind blows from the slope~" This is the cheap bird upstairs. The next moment, another voice roared. "Whether it's the northwest wind or the southeast wind, it's my song~my song~" This is the newly moved boy on the fourth floor. Song your sister! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Er Mao squeezed the beer can into a twisted shape, and the joy of just winning a game was wiped out by the chorus. He slammed the twisted beer can onto the ground. "Damn, I can't live this life!!" Ever since that kid on the fourth floor moved in a few days ago, this kind of "affectionate duet" has often appeared. The bird didn't know what "Childhood" was sung yesterday. Childhood! The song "Birds in Pairs on the Trees" sung the day before yesterday was so damn good that Er Mao felt goosebumps fall off his body. I sang "One Cut Plum" the day before yesterday. On an August day, Chuhua City was so hot that it felt too hot even if I took off all my clothes. No matter how good Ermao sang, he still couldn't understand the song "Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is blowing" The artistic conception, not to mention the two lunatics upstairs are really not good at singing! ! Speaking of the boy on the fourth floor, even though he got to know each other from door to door when he first arrived and was quite popular in the compound, Er Mao just felt that he didn¡¯t like it for some reason. He kicked his feet first and then spoke. He didn't know why Heimi, who was always wary of others, would get close to that kid. Finally, when the singing outside was finished, Ermao thought to himself, let¡¯s stop. Once he stopped, he would continue playing the game. But before Ermao finished playing a game, Heimi, who was lying next to him, jumped up on the desk, walked to the window and looked out. The next moment, Er Mao heard several meows coming from downstairs. Having been in contact with cats for a long time, Ermao has the ability to distinguish the meows of cats. He can infer which cat is meowing when he hears the sound, especially this sound. As soon as he hears it, Ermao knows that it is the little bastard with the mole next to his mouth. Ermao stood up and was about to drive the little bastard away when he heard the boy on the fourth floor shouting down: "Wait!" Downstairs, Peanut Candy looked at the fourth floor, then at the third floor, but still obediently walked aside and waited. With. Not far away, the police chief and Ah Huang were already briskly tiptoeing over. On the first floor, the fat man squatting on the balcony stretched his neck and turned to look upstairs when Peanut Candy came over. After the person on the fourth floor showed his head, he walked to the door and looked into the room and said "meow". The old lady wearing reading glasses and reading in the room raised her eyes and looked at the fat man, "Are you going out to play? Remember to come back on time and don't fight." On the third floor, Er Mao looked down and saw the kid from the fourth floor running down. Four cats followed. "Then the boy wants to take these cats to fight in a group again? Hey, why should I say it again?" Er Mao was puzzled, and went back to the room to sit down and ponder the reason. On the fourth floor, the general saw that the guy who had been singing a duet with him affectionately just now was walking out with the cats. He didn't even glance here. He couldn't help but step hard on the iron fence surrounding the balcony, and stepped on the iron fence at the same time.There was a clang, while still shouting: "Let me out! Let me out! Let me out~~~" Professor Qin, who was talking on the phone, took a small kettle and pointed to the flowers on the ground. The watermelon seedlings in the pot said, "Be good, plant watermelons." In the past, Professor Qin used to divert the general's attention when he was angry, but this time the general quit and still stepped on the iron fence. After finally gathering his emotions and planning to continue playing games to relieve his boredom, Ermao took a deep breath, put on his headphones, and decided not to hear anything outside the window. When will this day end?