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Text Chapter 418: Become your uncle¡¯s cat!

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    Zheng Tan didn't expect that he would still be popular after leaving the Pet Center studio. Although he was not as popular as the police chief, he would still hear students pointing at him and talking about him every time he went out.  Zheng Tan didn¡¯t feel much about this, and the Jiao family didn¡¯t do anything deliberately. After all, the impact this time was not big, and it didn¡¯t cause any direct trouble. At most, it was just a few more photos taken.  When Zheng Tan goes out now, he will still walk to the school bus parking spot, and then continue to play games with the bald driver. As a result, the bus Zheng Tan is in will always be full in a moment. If it weren't for the school and these drivers  If there is a fine for overloading in the contract, it is estimated that the bald driver will overload every time.  Sometimes Zheng Tan doesn't go, but the students who often take the school bus already know the bald driver. If they have a choice and are not in a hurry, among the several school buses parked there at the same time, they are more willing to go to the one with the bald driver.  Some relaxed students also chatted with the driver, such as "Has the game record been broken?", "Add a friend in the game to compare scores", "Did that black cat come today?", etc., and then swiped WeChat with their mobile phones.  Bo: Look, I took this car again today, but unfortunately I didn¡¯t see the black cat.  The good business of the bald driver makes other people in the team jealous, but what can be done?  Who told them not to have a cat to gain popularity?  When Zheng Tan was in a good mood, he would ride around the campus in the school bus with the bald driver. During the break, the bald driver would share the bread in his bag with Zheng Tan. After nibbling, he would drink some water and the bald driver would continue driving.  , Zheng Tan continued to sit in the car and look at the scenery.  When Zheng Tan was here.  The students even made a point of giving up their seats on the passenger side. If anyone was not quick-sighted and tried to grab a seat, they would be glared at by the others.  Unless Zheng Tan took the initiative to get down from the passenger seat, few people would take the initiative to grab a seat.  However, Zheng Tan would not join in the fun during peak hours, as that would simply make him uncomfortable.  Usually, walking around the school by myself feels different from running around the school on the school bus. When Zheng Tan is too lazy to run around by himself, it is not bad to sit on the bus and watch the scenery.  Zheng Tan got off the bus at an intersection.  It's more remote here.  Normally no one gets on or off the bus here, but today there was an old lady waiting with her grandson waving. There were no seats left in the bus, so Zheng Tan got off the bus directly.  Give up your seats to the grandfather and grandson.  and.  Zheng Tan also thought about going to the old tile-roofed house.  The phone is still hidden here.  There are several more buildings in the Lao Wafang District that have been marked as dangerous buildings, but the school still has not made any major changes to the buildings here.  There are rumors that the school is planning to knock down the entire place and rebuild it.  But it is estimated that it will take another year or two, maybe longer.  Anyway, before this area was torn down, Zheng Tan still hid his cell phone in the same place.  Liuba and Jingui took a big order and went to work together on tasks. There has been no news in the past two months.  Before Liuba left, he replaced Zheng Tan's mobile phone with a new one. Mobile devices are updated so quickly. When Liuba changed his own device, he also replaced Zheng Tan's phone. He also helped to recharge the phone bill and buy a package. Zheng  It's very easy to use, so you don't have to worry about anything.  He climbed in through the window, pulled out the drawer and took out his mobile phone. Zheng Tan started to browse Weibo. He knew that he had been quite popular on Weibo recently, and he would be embarrassed every time he turned on his mobile phone to look at it. Then he would comment on the new photos taken by the student.  From the day of registration to now, Zheng Tan has posted a lot of Weibo posts on this account.  Flipping through Weibo, Zheng Tan saw a student advocating doomsday theories. Also, rumors of doomsday have been circulating this year, especially at the end of the year. Various rumors were flying all over the sky. Some were arguing, and some were taking advantage of the opportunity to promote "doomsday survival kits."  .  Forget about the rest, Zheng Tan noticed a netizen with the ID name "Teasing you Muhaha". His recent Weibo posts were basically about the doomsday, such as "How to spend money when the doomsday is coming", "If you don't  Crazy is over¡±, ¡°On n ways to die in the doomsday¡±, etc.  After Zheng Tan scrolled through a few posts, his hands were itchy and he replied "Funny" to the new post on Weibo.  The other party's reply was also very fast. At first, he argued with Zheng Tan about the possibility of the end of the world in 20121221. Seeing that Zheng Tan still insisted that this was completely false, the other party became impatient. The argument turned into a quarrel. The other party was indeed a doomsday theory.  Believe it or not, Zheng Tan, who has experienced it personally, knows that after that day, life went on as usual.  Because Zheng Tan forwarded some Weibo posts about himself, he attracted a lot of fans, and there were also many followers on the side with the ID "Teasing you to play Muhaha". Zheng Tan had such a quarrel with the other party, and the followers of both parties  I came over to watch.  There were also those who were worried about not causing chaos and booing: "What if nothing happens on the 21st?" "I'm kidding you, haha" replied: "If this is false, I will broadcast it live"?Dingtin!  "More people are making noises. "If you can fool people, you are right. Obviously, before the 21st, this netizen who said "I'm just kidding you" did fool a lot of people. Look at his tone.  Determined without any hesitation. Of course, some people felt that this guarantee was as unreliable as X Bao's "fake it and risk your life."  : "If the 22nd still comes as usual and there is no apocalypse, I will curse myself to become a cat. If the apocalypse really occurs, 'Zheng Tan' you will become a black cat like the one on your avatar,  Do you dare to bet?  !  As soon as this provocative Weibo post was posted, some people who had been watching silently just now also joined in the booing.  Zheng Tan was fiddling with his paws while typing with difficulty, but before he could type a sentence, he saw this Weibo post and immediately wanted to drop his phone.  Become a cat?  Become your uncle¡¯s cat!  Fucked!  !  ¡°Although there are many such jokes on the Internet, it seems like a joke to others. If curses are effective these days, why do we need the police?  But Zheng Tan just felt unhappy and felt like he had been stabbed by countless knives.  For Zheng Tan, the end of his life was the day he opened his eyes and found that he had turned into a cat. He really felt that the world was full of malice.  Infinitely absurd.  Zheng Tan really wanted to reply, "If the end of the world doesn't come, let me turn back into a human being." But others don't believe this, and they will say, if you are not a human being now, then who are you?  Even though they were far apart and looking at the small screens on their mobile phones, no one believed the authenticity of Zheng Tan's words. On the contrary, more people would make noises and say that Zheng Tan didn't dare to gamble.  Paralyzed!  Type, delete, type again.  Not satisfied.  Then delete it, and finally Zheng Tan took a deep breath and turned off the phone.  Forget it, out of sight.  Nothing you say can change reality.  Put the phone in the drawer.  Zheng Tan climbed out of the window.  I looked at the gray sky outside the window, squatted by the flower bed and thought about it carefully, recalling whether I had ever made a similar bet with anyone.  If you lose the bet, you turn into a cat or something.  The memory is a little faded, but Zheng Tan still firmly believes that he has never made such a bet with anyone. The question is, why did he turn into a cat?  This is something that Zheng Tan has been unable to figure out for so many years.  While Zheng Tan was squatting by the circular flower bed and thinking hard, an old man took a big dog out for a walk. It was Old Man Li and Xiaohua.  Xiaohua should now be called an old flower. Her body originally looked a bit bulky, but now that she has lost weight compared to her peak period, she feels even bulkier when walking around.  One person and one dog walked slowly, like two old men next to each other.  Large dogs are more likely to show signs of aging than small dogs, and their average life span is not advantageous. Therefore, Old Man Li was very nervous every time Xiao Hua got sick and gave him timely treatment. If the weather was good, he would take Xiao Hua out for a walk.  A moderate amount of activity is good for these two old men.  Old Man Li also pays great attention to feeding Xiaohua. After going to the pet center for consultation, Old Man Li prepared dog food based on Xiaohua's physical condition, and he did not dare to feed her hungry and full.  A while ago, Old Man Li took Xiaohua to the pet center for a checkup. The people there said that there should be no problem with Xiaohua living for more than 15 years.  Regardless of whether the people at the pet center said comforting words for Old Man Li's sake, or based on the theoretical results inferred from Xiaohua's health examination report, Old Man Li has been insisting on following the methods suggested by Xiao Guo and others in the past few years.  Consistent and perseverant, even though Xiaohua is not as good at catching mice and chasing away thieves as Niu Zhuangzhuang, this white-haired old man still takes care of this dog, which is more docile than most of the other dogs in the compound, like a family member.  Watching the two old guys walk away, Zheng Tan jumped down from the flower bed.  The wind picked up, and the withered yellow leaves that were still clinging to the branches were torn off and fell to the concrete floor, making a chirping sound when they were blown.  After stepping on the fallen leaves, Zheng Tan walked along the path towards the compound. After walking a few steps, he turned a corner and found Sahara lying on the ground in front of him, snoring like "oooh oooh"  The ground screams.  Ruan Ying stood a few steps in front of it, with a look of helplessness on her face.  "Take two more steps. Come on, be good, just two steps." Ruan Ying said to Sahara.  "Woooooo~" Sahara remained motionless "Lazy idiot!" Ruan Ying was so angry that she walked around in circles.  Like Old Man Li and the others, Ruan Ying also takes time to take Sahara out for a walk every day. Unlike Xiaohua, Sahara seems to be born to be rebellious. Now that he is old, he is always playing tricks. Do you want him to do it?  Well, it doesn't want to. Instead of letting it do it, it plays with great interest.  This guy is also lazy. He usuallyShe always moves when she is pregnant, as if she has ADHD. She becomes lazy when she comes out and lies down after walking for a short distance. Ruan Ying does not pull on the leash like she did a few years ago, for fear of causing something wrong, even if the pet  The health examination results given by the center were good, but Ruan Ying still couldn't take action.  Seeing this, Zheng Tan sneered in his heart: Sahara likes to pretend to be weak now. Yesterday, he chased a little Pekingese that was trying to snatch its bones away from the courtyard. Today, he is pretending to be weak again. He seems to be sure that Ruan Ying can't take it.  How does it.  Sure enough, Ruan Ying still hugged Sahara in the end.  "Hold her for a while and then walk away by yourself, do you hear me?" Ruan Ying scolded.  ¡°Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in in the hug, Sahara was not being honest and moved around. This position was not as comfortable as the previous one, so she protested loudly.  Ruan Ying, who has raised Sahara for so many years, obviously knows everything about Sahara very well.  "Be honest and don't move around. You just pooped, so I didn't hold your butt up!" "Ooooooooooooo~" "Damn, I raised an ancestor, me?!" Ruan Ying muttered.  Ruan Ying recognized such a dog on the stall after raising it for so many years. No matter how bad-tempered he was, he changed his position and held her in his arms. Sahara was indeed more honest and stopped barking. Then he looked at Zheng Tan behind him and swung his tail proudly.  .  Zheng Tan slandered: Virtue!  At the intersection in front of him, Dad Jiao rode an electric car and looked at Zheng Tan's direction and pressed the horn.  Zheng Tan was so happy that he quickly ran over and jumped on the car seat, then gave Sahara the middle finger when Ruan Ying wasn't paying attention.  (To be continued)
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