Seeing Mi Heng's furious look, the servant was very relieved. This guy is really perverted. He scolds anyone he catches. Now I finally have a chance to tease him. I'm so happy. It suddenly comes to light! Mi Heng was furious and cursed again. ??The servant is not stupid enough to stay here and listen to him curse. He closes the window and turns around and leaves, just let this pervert curse him enough. As long as you don't feel thirsty, just curse, no one will hear it anyway. Mi Heng cursed for a while, his lips were dry and cracked, and there was almost smoke in his throat. In desperation, he had to pick up the bottle and took a small sip despite the salty taste of the salt water. It was able to quench his thirst a little when he first went down. , a moment later, the dryness of the mouth became even worse, and it was worse than death! After all kinds of torture, Mi Heng once again picked up the wine bottle containing his "golden juice and jade liquid", preparing to compare which one tastes better with salt water? At this moment, the gap in the window opened again, and the smiling servant came back at some point, "Hey Mr. You, are you planning to produce and sell yourself?" Mi Heng seemed to have grabbed hold of help in despair. Straw, pleading pitifully: "Brother, I've changed, I've changed, I don't dare to curse people anymore, can you give me some water to drink?" The servant smiled evilly: "I'm really afraid that the sun will come from the west tomorrow Come out, you can drink water if you want, bring your wine bottle! " Mi Heng knew that this guy wanted to use his own urinal to hold water for himself, but his arms couldn't reach his thighs, so he had to lower his head under the eaves. It was much better to drink water from a pot that had been filled with urine than to drink urine, so I had no choice but to obey and handed the wine pot containing "golden juice and jade liquid" through the crack of the window. this time. The servant did not embarrass Ni Heng and poured out the liquid in the wine bottle. I filled him with a pot of warm water and handed it to Mi Heng through the crack of the window. Having learned from the past, Mi Heng became much more honest and did not dare to mess around again. He took the wine bottle and walked to the bed honestly. Picking up the wine bottle and putting it to the tip of his nose, he smelled it. The smell of urine still lingered, but he was really thirsty. What was dignity in comparison? "What the hell kind of life is this?" He took a few mouthfuls of warm water with a nasty smell. Mi Heng couldn't help but burst into tears with tears streaming down his face. It was a failure today. This person named Yuan was so shady! "Giggle It's so funny. Husband, you are so bad!" Mi Heng's every move was visible to the people who were peeking out of the window, and Du Shi couldn't hold it in any longer. "Pfft" I snickered, and couldn't help but push my man. It looked like he was scolded, but in fact he was praising him. This feeling was so good! Zhen Mi and Feng Yunniang, who were hiding behind the Du family, were also snickering, admiring and fearing Young Master Yuan's trickery. This man has so many tricks up his sleeve. Will he use them against me one day? Mi Heng¡¯s psychology seemed to have collapsed. He was holding a wine bottle in his hand and lowering his head numbly. He didn¡¯t know what he was thinking. He was completely unaware of the movement outside. Seeing Mi Heng being submissive by him. Yuan Mai felt secretly happy and waved to the three women: "Okay, okay, don't look at it. As long as this guy doesn't change his urination, I have a hundred ways to torture him and go back home to sleep!" The hard night finally passed. After a good sleep, Mi Heng came back to life with full health. I got up and walked to the door and pulled it. I don¡¯t know when the door was opened. You were so angry that you found a few handy tools to remove the door. Now you no longer have to worry about being locked into the room. There is an inexhaustible well in the yard, so you no longer have to worry about it. thirsty. It¡¯s just that although the door was opened, the door to the courtyard was locked tightly. The courtyard wall was a foot and a half high. Mi Heng tried various methods, but couldn¡¯t get out of the courtyard, so he had to accept his fate! Feeling angry, Mi Heng relapsed into his old habit. Sitting in front of the door, he repeated his old tricks and cursed: "Yuan Xianyong, you insidious villain, you dare to tease celebrities. Who do you think you are? How are you different from a rogue in the market?" ? " Anyway, there is a well in the yard, and I am no longer afraid of being thirsty. Mi Heng cursed at the top of his lungs for a long time. It was quiet inside and outside the yard, not even a ghost. The more Mi Heng cursed, the more boring he became, and his voice gradually became louder. It was as weak and feeble as a mosquito's humming Although there was water to drink, no one took care of the food. Mi Heng was hungry all day and finally lasted until night. Compared to being thirsty, the feeling of hunger was more bearable. Mi Heng decided to endure the hunger and never give in and beg for mercy. "I can't stand it for one day without drinking water, but I can survive without food for three days. I want to see what Yuan Xianyong can do to me?" I don't believe he dares to starve me, a famous person in the world, to death? When sleepiness hit you, Mi Heng realized that the quilt on the bed was gone. Who knew when someone had quietly taken it away? It's probably the insidious servant who took advantage ofIt was a good thing that I did when I went to the toilet. On the empty bed, only a thin mattress was left. In desperation, Mi Heng had to cover the door panel again to keep out the cold. If the door was open and there was no quilt, his life would probably be decided after dawn! Mi Heng curled up in bed all night with his clothes on. He didn¡¯t know how he survived. After getting up, he kept sneezing and sneezing. He probably contracted the cold. At this moment, Yuan Mai came with several guards to visit this famous gentleman. As soon as he entered the door, he enthusiastically held Mi Heng's hand: "Oh I went to Wen County for inspection in the past two days. I don't know whether Mr. Ni How are you doing? " "Humph, stop acting like this with me!" Mi Heng flicked his sleeves and glared at each other, but couldn't help but sneeze: "Sneeze I've got a cold, are you satisfied? Are you okay? Tell me in your own conscience, are you responsible for all the things your servant did? You are so shameless. What kind of noble family are you to treat a famous person like this? It's almost like eating shit!" Yuan Mai was not angry, but he thought to himself that he saw a certain celebrity drinking urine. He pretended to call the servant over and scolded: "Wangcai, how have you treated Mr. You these past two days? Didn't I ask you to treat me well?" The servant called "Wangcai" looked frightened and said, "You deserve to die, I didn't take good care of your husband, so I am willing to be punished!" Okaygo to the mansion to receive the reward yourself. No, go and receive the punishment!" After receiving the order, the servant turned around and left with a frown on his face, but he was happy in his heart. "Oh No matter what, I didn't take good care of you, Mr. Ni, and I must make it up to you!" With a respectful look, Yuan Maiyi ordered the guards around him to prepare two sets of brand new bedding for Mi Heng. To prepare a sumptuous banquet, kettles, candles, and coals are all available, and everything is indispensable. Seeing Yuan Mai being so attentive and considerate, Mi Heng's psychology began to waver, "Did I blame this guy wrongly? The abuse of me really had nothing to do with him?" The previous lessons were still vivid in his mind, and Mi Heng did not dare to be careless. I sat down and tasted the food. It was neither salty nor bland, so there seemed to be no mystery. I checked the bedding, which was soft and full of new kapok, so there seemed to be no mystery. Mi Heng finally believed that he had mistakenly blamed Yuan for buying it! "Could it be that your servant abused me? It really has nothing to do with you?" Mi Heng asked doubtfully. Yuan Mai vowed: "Look at what you said, Mr. You, you are a well-known bachelor in the world. You are extremely talented and knowledgeable. It is too late for me to admire you. How can I mistreat you? It's all because of my indiscipline. If you do something disobedient, you will definitely be punished!" Looking at Yuan Mai's modesty, Mi Heng completely dispelled his doubts: "I will just believe you for once. How do you think about the conditions I said? Chang Shi, it¡¯s better to treat him or notahsneeze! " "Oh Mr. you have a serious cold. I'll call a doctor to treat you right away" "I don't know how to do it, doctor!" After arriving, Mi Hengwang heard and inquired and wrote a prescription. Yuan Mai immediately sent his guards to get the medicine. After a short effort, a pack of herbs was placed on the table in the room. "Mr. You, take good medicine and take good care of your body. I'm waiting for you to show off your talents!" Yuan Mai left a word of concern and left the yard with a smile. After everyone left, Mi Heng boiled the herbs and drank it, lay on the bed and took a nap, and slept in a daze all day. At night, I suddenly felt like my stomach was churning. I hurriedly ran into the toilet and had a heavy diarrhea. I went through it over and over again a dozen times throughout the night. It wasn't until my chest was pressed against my back that my stomach stopped rumbling. One night Even with the cold, my stomach turned into dried human flesh. "This guy is not a human being. He is a debt collector. He is the debt collector in my life. I must have owed him everything in my last life no, my last life, going back eight lifetimes!" Standing in the empty room, Mi Heng wanted to cry. No tears. There is no bloodiness in cursing. This man named Yuan does not use a knife to kill people. He is simply a kid sent by the King of Hell to torture him. This time he has failed! Mi Heng put on his clothes and came to the "Zhenxi General's Mansion". Like a defeated rooster, he came to Yuan Mai dejectedly and suddenly fell to his knees: "Yuan Bingzhou, Yuan Bingzhou, you hold your noble hand high and let me go." It¡¯s me! It¡¯s my fault, I¡¯m really wrong, I don¡¯t dare to curse anyone anymore!¡± Seeing Mi Heng kneeling down and begging for mercy, Yuan Mai felt very happy. Even though you are as smart as a ghost, you still have to drink my foot-washing water! "Wrong! How can you do it without scolding people? You have to scold those who deserve to be scolded. You must scold those treacherous ministers, such as Cao Cao??? Yuan Mai helped Mi Heng up from the ground, with a righteous look. Mi Heng was still frightened: "Your Majesty, you want me to scold Cao Cao?" " Yuan Mai nodded: "Yes, scold Cao Cao, a traitor who deceives the world and steals his reputation. He kills innocents indiscriminately and slaughters all the demons in Xuzhou. You must scold him, scold him hard! Mr. You are very talented at scolding people. If you don¡¯t use your talent, how can you live up to your talent? " Hearing that Yuan Mai valued his eloquence so highly, Mi Heng suddenly felt relieved, and a feeling like meeting a confidant arose in his heart. Yes, his greatest talent is actually cursing! Now someone finally affirms the value of his scolding. "Okay, since Yuan Bingzhou said so, I will go to Xuchang to scold this short hunchback Cao Cao for you!" " Mi Heng is indeed a natural scolder. He has just regained his strength and started to disparage Cao Cao. Yuan Mai shook his head, with an enigmatic look: "Hey Mr. Ni, you are wrong, scolding is not You must insult them in front of the other party. Sit at home, pick up a pen and write an article, and you can also scold the other person to become furious and angry. I am going to run a newspaper to launch a public opinion offensive against Cao Cao. Mr. Ni will be the ¡®reporter to Cao¡¯ and the editor-in-chief¡± ¡°Newspaper?¡± "Mi Heng was confused and didn't know why. "Yes, newspaper! "Yuan Mai nodded, "It's just a propaganda statement, distributed to the people for free, one issue every month, to seize the enemy's handle, and then write a big book, catch the wind and shadow, try to ruin the enemy's reputation and make the people believe it. We are teachers of justice. Moreover, the official position of "reporting to Cao" is not small. It is considered a high official in the local area, even higher than the prefect! " Yuan Mai explained his self-created "Bao Cao" to Mi Heng. As for the newspaper, it was quoted from later generations. The editor-in-chief of the newspaper is equivalent to the director of the propaganda department in future generations, and his power is not small. Let Mi Heng be the one General Zhao is taking this position, and it is absolutely necessary for everyone to use their talents! Hearing that the position of "reporting to the Cao" is so important, Mi Heng was very happy. More importantly, he finally had a position where he could use his talents. He bowed and said thank you: "Thank you very much." With your support, Heng will do his best to run a good newspaper! ¡± Seeing Mi Heng being taught obediently, Yuan Mai was filled with emotion. There are no bad students in the world, only stupid teachers who don¡¯t know how to educate. Look at how well-behaved Mi Heng is now? More importantly, he After having Mi Heng, he has a special card in his hand. If he scolds Cao Cao now, scolds Liu Bei in the future, and scolds Sun Quan in the future, he must severely suppress his opponents in public opinion. If the opportunity is right in the future, he will scold Chen Lin. Take it from the old man and let Chen Lin and Mi Heng combine their swords. If you don't scold you Cao A'hao, Liu Da'er, and Sun Biyan, it won't be enough to make you smoke. It's not enough! Supplemented by Cai Yan's beautiful words, this is definitely one of the three major contemporary writers, a combination of super literati, who will definitely make people feel uncomfortable when they criticize, and jump to the rhythm of whoever writes! When something happened that caused Wang Lang to be scolded to death in battle, I will close the door and let Ni Heng have a sword debate with Zhuge Villager Huashan to see who is the most eloquent in the Three Kingdoms? After being tamed, Yuan Mai asked Tian Chou to buy him an office, recruited a dozen literati and printers, allocated funds, and started producing newspapers. In the article, he listed all the bad things Cao Cao had done. , supplemented by Mi Heng's attack, and then sent people to carry it, quietly entered the south bank of the Yellow River, secretly distributed it to the people, and launched the first wave of public opinion offensive.