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Text Chapter 6 The Realm of Pretending

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    Me, fuck! ?? Couldn¡¯t it be that this group of people in front of you are not? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? d  ¡°Did I just have all-you-can-eat with a group of strangers?  Lin Feng roared in his heart. The atmosphere was just suitable for strangers. At first, he felt that everyone became approachable.  In an instant, these people become so distant.  "Igo to the bathroom" Lin Feng stood up numbly and carefully exited the box, only to hear the sound of conversation coming from inside.  "Teacher Mo, who is this to you? Why don't you introduce him?" "Ah? Isn't he your friend?"  day!  Dry!  Hold!  I hate group gatherings, I hate all group gatherings in the world.  Lin Feng really wanted to spend 300M of traffic and slap that idiot to death, but he sent him the wrong box number.  Finally found that damn group party box. If Lin Feng had a Gatling gun, he would have fired inside for half an hour before kicking in the door.  "Come on, come on, hurry up and sit down. Sit over here. If you come late, you will be punished with three drinks!" Bah, I have eaten and drank enough.  Although Lin Feng thought so in his heart, he still couldn't offend anyone. He smiled dryly and said, "I'm really sorry, it's just a small matter!" After saying this, Lin Feng shuddered.  "Oh, I am the unique Xiaofeng in the group!" A girl's sweet voice said.  ¡°Nima, it¡¯s so big, it¡¯s like Everest. Even if it¡¯s not Everest, it¡¯s the Alps.  Lin Feng smiled awkwardly, stretched out his hand to shake hands, and then all the netizens in the group responded one after another. Uncle Shanren turned out to be a brat born in the 1990s. Doesn¡¯t this guy lack maternal love?  Lin Feng, a male, is not interested at all. What he is interested in is matching up with women.  When it comes to online names, Lin Feng feels that the most vulgar ones are plum blossoms, swallows, and lilies. Usually these women have crooked-shaped melons and cracked jujubes, and even their logos are unbearably vulgar. ???????????????????????? Then there are some women who are more artistic, and they will name them, Snow and Cold Plum, Swallow in the Wind, and Perfume Lily.  In this category, you should still despair. At most, it is based on the former standard, with an extra pair of glasses, um, and a little bit of fussiness.  Then there may be some beauties with better-looking names, such as Xin'er, Yi'er, etc., but often times, you will fall into a trap, and finally find that all of them are white dwarfs who love to act cute.  fat.  If you participate in such activities with the intention of getting to know iconic girls, it will only allow you to experience the pleasure of walking through the empty door.  Finally, I would like to mention those Internet names that are made up of random symbols. They are obviously idiots. Such people should be gathered together and launched to Mars for unified management.  Of course, what I have to say is that the best online names, the more tasteful online names, the pursuit of the realm of returning to simplicity, such as rice, and other affinity names, the online name alone can make up for the appearance and body shape  The shortcomings in it make it impossible for people to associate it with vulgarity, obscenity, saltiness, etc., and become the embodiment of justice and bravery.  "Hello everyone, I am the rice in the group!" Lin Feng smiled kindly.  Lin Feng glanced over with a smile, and all he could see were hanging silks. Don't ask why he knew they were all hanging silks. You could tell that hanging silks were from their appearance. They wore glasses, trousers and shirts, and leather sandals.  It is simply the standard image of hanging silk. If it is a little more trendy, it is just trousers and running shoes.  Even if their buttocks are bare, you can still tell the nature of their hanging hair from their unkempt hair, stubble, and Western-parted hairstyles.  Generally speaking, the probability of meeting a beautiful woman at a group gathering is approximately equal to the probability of winning the lottery, less than the probability of stepping on dog poop, and greater than the probability of an earthquake.  Beauties don¡¯t need to participate in such activities. This kind of activity is just a way for a group of bastards to find solace in their lonely lives.  Beauties always have countless social activities, go to private spas, go shopping, visit coffee shops, and Western restaurants in all kinds of places that are unimaginable.  They have a lot of activities, a lot of BMW princes, and endless busy time.  The Diaosi people raised their glasses and drank freely, drinking the low-quality beer like horse urine. Lin Feng bet that no one here likes the taste. This is just a social social interaction.  "I'm sorry, I'm late!" As we were peeing on the horse, we heard a nice female voice coming from behind.  Lin Feng looked back with half-squinted eyes, and his pupils suddenly dilated a little or twice, and his heart began to beat wildly, his heart was in chaos, and his heart was like a deer.  He wanted to say that he stepped on dog poop during the earthquake today and discovered that he had won the Shuangseqiu 250 million grand prize!  !  !  The beauty of a beautiful woman can have different effects, ranging from panic and death to car crash and death. ??Regarding this beauty, Lin Feng could only say, ah eyes, my eyes, my 20K krypton gold dog eyes are so beautiful.  At the same time, you can see that the man sitting there has a strange expression and his movements are extremely unnatural. He cannot pick up the food and pours out a full glass of wine.  All this represents the murderous heart of this beautiful woman. This kind of woman has caused 3.1% of the traffic accident rate in China.  "Hello everyone, I'm the little Wukong in the group!" The beauty smiled gently and sat down in the empty seat next to Lin Feng.  Why is this name so familiar? Could it be, Lin Feng started to tremble, could it be the one who argued with him about whether the US war on Iraq was for oil, fought with him for three days and three nights, and was finally killed by Lin Feng with a screen-swiping robot?  Little Wukong.  Amitabha Buddha!  He always thought that Little Wukong was just a melon boy who graduated from a technical school, so he was absolutely merciless. Now it seems that he thinks that he should reduce the power of the screen-swiping robot by 20% to show his compassion.  The beautiful woman sat next to her, smelling the fragrance. Lin Feng warned himself seriously, beautiful women are like dung, and beautiful women are like floating clouds. The more you care about them, the less you can attract their attention.  Suddenly, Lin Feng¡¯s phone rang, it was Cheng Feng, this guy called in such a damn timely manner.  Taking a deep breath, Lin Feng calmly answered the phone, and then asked in a low voice: "What's the matter?" Cheng Feng's frantic voice came from the other end of the phone: "My account has been hacked, my account has been hacked, and I have lost one million gold coins.  " Lin Feng calmly lit a puff of cigarette, then took a deep breath, rolled it around in his mouth, and then spit it out leisurely. He said slowly and casually: "It's just one million. Don't talk to me about such a small matter.  We don¡¯t have time now!¡± ¡°One million gold coins, brother!¡± Lin Feng flicked the ash and said, ¡°You can ask Mr. Wang for this kind of thing!¡± ¡°Mr. Wang, please sell me two fake point cards.  He ran away, oh, I get it, you're just showing off, I get it, you must have gone to participate in something like that!" "Okay, Mr. Cheng, that's it, I don't have time now, it will happen later.  Talk slowly and in detail!¡±  Lin Feng hung up the phone calmly, and then greeted the dumbfounded people with a smile: "Come, come, come, eat, eat, eat, you're welcome!"
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