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    The days have returned to normal, just like a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water, which has gone through vicissitudes of life and is full of bacteria.  Although that wonderful moment made Lin Feng dream about it countless times.  With one bedroom and one living room, Lin Feng rented his old home, and the extremely high housing prices made an ant tribe like him feel a bit at a loss.  One-third of the monthly income is already used to pay rent, and another third is used to buy paper towels. How can the remaining third be enough to survive.  The helplessness of life makes everyone grit their teeth and live their lives.  The light in the room is a bit dim, shoes are everywhere, clothes are scattered on the bed, and an unwashed instant noodle bowl is on the table.  The hanging silkworms are like fungi and like this kind of environment. This kind of environment is suitable for the hanging silkworms to grow vigorously.  The computer was on, and the most popular music at the time was playing on the speakers. Lin Feng liked to listen to the most popular song a hundred times on a loop, until he felt a little like vomiting.  It¡¯s so dull, so dull, the passion has passed and everything has returned to calmness.  Lin Feng opened the E drive again and had to find the lost holy land again.  126G high-definition ** short movies, love, the floating clouds outside, that is just a sex game that burns youth, only small movies, this is the eternity in the hearts of nerds.  As time goes by, only the goddesses we fucked together in those years are accompanied. Diaosi people don¡¯t need nine knives, but they must have a prodigal knife.  Fiber optics, you have been the holy weapon in the dreams of many otakus, and you only brought it to the community when you were hairy.  Lin Feng¡¯s E drive is full of classics. After deleting them again and again, these were the last essences that he couldn¡¯t bear to delete.  Stir -fried old rice, fried rice, that is an eternal melody, but no matter how good the house hangs, you cannot face the same yin for thirty times.  It¡¯s buffering again, so melancholy Why are today¡¯s pornographic films so huge? Is it because technology has brought us to the high-definition state, or because we have lost the persistence of those 100-megapixel films back then.  "The buffering speed is getting slower and slower. How can I withstand the eagerness of people in the house to masturbate? Those who are into high-definition should really let them masturbate for an hour to see what it feels like."  "The Tao of masturbation is so deep that a beginner like Lin Feng can only masturbate with this hair. Specifically speaking, those who are deep in masturbation can masturbate by watching the news broadcast, and those who are deeper in masturbation can masturbate in the animal world. This is the great righteousness and fearlessness."     rest!  Lin Feng elegantly picked up the tea cup, stirred it gently with the spoon, and sipped gently, letting the taste of Pepsi-Cola fill the tip of his tongue.  Turning on the computer, there are just a few groups that he loyally sticks to, and there are countless threads in them, covering the sky and the earth, and they respond to each call.  The paradise-like America and the hell-like Republic will always be the constant topic.  Lin Fengqing shook his head. Alas, they are really a bunch of ignorant mortals. Why can't they look at everything in the world with such certainty like his uncle? He didn't know anything about the Six-Party Talks, nuclear weapons, Diaoyu Island porn photos, Wang Lijun's house sister, Zhao Hongxia, checking the electricity meter, etc.  What?  Calm down!  Take a deep breath!  Input information: Hey guys, what¡¯s the news today? Long live America, long live America. Today I ate washing powder fried dough sticks and fast-growing Kidney chicken. Where are you? Where are you? Please give me porn, please seed, please website, new entry.  A group of gangsters reported their measurements and property, and I went to visit a prostitute yesterday! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Why is no one affected today?  Lin Feng couldn't help but take a look, and was surprised to find that today's group of prostitutes were actually discussing Sunday's group gathering. What are they doing at the group gathering? In what age are they still meeting netizens? Don't they know the cause of World War II?  Did Mao start the fight? It was because Hitler discovered that the British Prime Minister was not a cute girl and pointed his sword at the world.  Huh, okay, Lin Feng has to admit that he is a Shen Diao who has never had any experience in socializing with strangers. Shen Diao's world only has instant noodles and tissues and computers, and those with more qualifications only have more instant noodles and tissues and more expensive ones.  Computer When it comes to social circles, the only person Lin Feng knows is Aunt Wang from the canteen. He can proudly say that he can pay huge amounts of goods on credit within ten yuan until the end of the month.  This network of contacts he carefully managed has made many children in the community admired. When they wanted to eat 50-cent lollipops but were short of money, Lin Feng could come home with a large bottle of Coke.  ¡°Besides that, he also knows¡­ ¡°Well, friendship between gentlemen is like water, let¡¯s not talk about those people who sell tofu noodles¡­ But there is another person, that is Cheng Feng, who is a bad friend and a best friend.  To be honest, if his father hadn¡¯t ejaculated incorrectly, Lin Feng would never have known such a rich and handsome man.  Alien creatures like Gao Fushuai and Bai Fumei can usually only be seen on TV. They are completely different products of two worlds.  Diaosi will never understand Gao Fushuai. A watch worth tens of thousands of dollars can be replaced by instant noodles.It can fill a whole house, and how many high-configuration computers can be replaced by one car.  Even the sunglasses you wear can be replaced by a room full of tissues.  Now that we have finished talking about Lin Feng¡¯s social circle, now we have to talk about the damn meeting with netizens.  He called Cheng Feng to tell him, but Cheng Feng was laughing so hard on the other end of the phone that he almost gasped.  Lin Feng said he could lend him a pair of Jiefang shoes and a yellow military uniform.  To be honest, Lin Feng is willing to spend 100M of traffic to slap that girl to death.  It is undeniable that visiting prostitutes can make a man grow. At least, he has experienced the most cruel psychological test. Facing such things as meeting netizens, he is really weak.  Lin Feng gulped down the Coke in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and mustered up his courage.  Okay, let¡¯s meet the damn netizens, here comes my brother.  The agreed place was a food stall in the south. Why did these people choose such a luxurious place? Do they still think that the people in Africa are not hard enough? Lin Feng felt very angry about this, and he had to spend a few more points this time.  Money stuck.  Southern food stalls used to be known as five yuan, then eight yuan, ten yuan, twelve yuan, and then even hundreds of yuan were not enough.  Prices are changing, decoration is changing, and grades are changing. The only thing that is eternal is gutter oil. The heroic people still rush forward and follow up, using their own flesh and blood to inject the boss's Honda Accord with three bedrooms and two living rooms.  ¡°When it comes to the gathering of friends, sometimes it¡¯s like having sex for the first time, and I start to get nervous and tangled in my heart. Later, when I hear the phone ring, I will shout that business is coming, and I will arrive immediately, take off my clothes, take off my belt, and spread my legs.  It is undeniable that Lin Feng is still a newbie, and he still needs to go through this hurdle before he becomes very dissolute.  Maverick Niu Niu, Lin Feng¡¯s royal mount, makes noise everywhere except the horn.  In fact, the speaker is just a decoration because he never uses it.  It is said that when Lin Feng returned late at night, two couples were able to reach climax amidst the shaking of the earth.  Vehicles one kilometer away will think that there is a group of tanks passing ahead and avoid the roadside.  This is definitely not a fiction. I remember one time when he was repairing the exhaust pipe, he immediately hit someone at the corner of the village road. This kind of thing would never happen before.  Riding a calf to Fifty Meter Street, the fatness of the landlady still reminded Lin Feng of the wild boar that the second uncle¡¯s family had beaten away.  "How many are there?" "Second floor private room!" The boss lady's eyes softened, it was a butcher's kindness. Those who came to the second floor private room were actually pigs, the kind waiting to be slaughtered.  To be honest, Lin Feng doesn¡¯t even eat fast food that costs twelve yuan a piece. According to the calculations of the relevant authoritarian departments, twelve yuan can buy two kilograms of eggs. You will not even dare to look directly at your own testicles after eating it.  Lin Feng walked upstairs with an uneasy mood. The wooden door of the box and the door handle made Lin Feng instantly feel fear. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? and herself to herself when her friends get together with strangers, and she has to be prepared to die? She has to be as aware as Huang Jiguang was when he was carrying a bag of explosives, and there is nothing else he dares to do even if he dares to go whore,¡± he said.  Lin Feng coughed, straightened the collar of his white shirt, then pushed the door open and entered.  Suddenly, a table of strangers looked at Lin Feng, feeling embarrassed.  Lin Feng once had the worst imagination. He even imagined a group of highly agile aliens coming towards him like in Resident Evil.  Fortunately, they are all rinsing the mutton.  "Hi!" Lin Feng squeezed out a smile and greeted everyone. These people were really dumb and silent, and they all looked like dead dads.  As the legend goes, the more active people are online, the more depressed they are in the present.  A gathering of friends, turns out this is the legendary gathering of friends, it¡¯s really magical and joyful.  Lin Feng is an introverted person. He always thought that he would not dare to strike up a conversation with others. Unexpectedly, these people were even more introverted. Everyone did not talk much, and he did not say much.  Lin Feng, with trembling hands, found an empty seat and sat down. The table was filled with soup mist, and the air was filled with the scent of hot pot soup.  He sat down. Normally, he didn¡¯t like to face strangers. He didn¡¯t know how to communicate or what to say.  With trembling hands, he took apart a set of dishes and chopsticks, and then he no longer knew what to do.  The people sitting there were all whispering to each other, not knowing what they were talking about, which made Lin Feng feel so embarrassed.  The elder brother next to him was quite talkative and greeted Lin Feng: "Come on, don't be polite, eat more!" This uncle should be the mountain man uncle in the group.  "It's such a blessing that someone cares about it. Lin Feng started to regret it a little, because Mao often laughed at his taste in watching pornographic movies in the group, and liking mature women is also what others should have at this age.  It¡¯s really embarrassing to be in contact with strangers, even worse than the last time I visited a prostitute.??It's unsettling.  After burping, Lin Feng sat for half an hour, which felt like a long time. He had already eaten everything he should have eaten.  Today he made an exception and drank two glasses of wine. He was a little tipsy. It seemed that he was old and a little drunk.  ??Looking around at the people in these groups, we all are ordinary people. They are all working hard at their posts and venting their dissatisfaction with society online. This is a hanging thread.  "Uncle, actually, I also prefer the young women series" Lin Feng held his guilt, scratched his head and said sheepishly to the mountain man uncle next to him.  Lin Feng was touched when he saw the Shanren uncle smiling innocently. He was such a simple uncle. He was just another person in the group. Although he quarreled with this uncle online, in reality, everyone was so  Polite and easy to deal with. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Lin Feng's cell phone rang, and he could tell by the sound that it was a message on QQ. Lin Feng took it out and saw that it was a message from the group leader. There were only a few words on it: Your sister, we are all here, why haven't you been there yet?  Come``
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