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Chapter 002: Fake marriage, real business

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    It was windy and rainy, with lightning and thunder, and the weather outside looked like the end of the world.  You read that right, there is absolutely no time travel. The weather outside is still the same. The weather that got bright just now continued to return to what it was like last night the moment I ran out.  I was walking on the street, surrounded by people holding umbrellas and wearing raincoats. I was the only one dragging my pajamas to the company. Now I can only go to the company to hide. I left my phone at home and my wallet.  At home, only the company is my supply station.  Tiantianshu When I saw these three words, tears filled my eyes. I seemed to see a bright light. Regardless of the surprised eyes of people around me, I pushed open the glass door of the company.  The girl who received me arrived relatively early, and when she saw my outfit, she didn¡¯t dare to come up and say anything. I could only silently sigh in my heart that he is so handsome but lonely.  My desk is filled with our company¡¯s products, but there are no towels!  There were no towels, not even toilet paper. I looked around like a drowned rat. My colleagues were probably on their way to work at the moment, so I took the risk and tried our company's products.  After opening the soft packaging, I took out the pure white product and wiped it on my head. Not to mention that it is very absorbent. No wonder the boss changed from Audi to BMW and then from BMW to Alto. Damn, it is very absorbent.  It just doesn't last long. After absorbing water, the palm-sized sanitary napkin shrinks to half the size of a palm.  That's right, you guessed it, I am a sanitary napkin seller. To others, I say that I am engaged in sales. Only among myself can I confess that my side job is coding to make a living. Maybe I was born to be an incomplete writer.  , none of the books I wrote are complete, such as "I Am the Monster", "The Greatest Chaos in History", and "The Greatest Bastard in History". The results are extremely good, but it is a pity that I have not finished them In my case  There is no such thing as perfection in the dictionary of life, so I deliberately did not write an ending to the story. Readers also called me a eunuch. Sometimes a person is always disapproved of if he is too literary. Why don't I just stop writing every time I write it near the end?  Is this also a eunuch?  Compared with a man named Feng Huo Xi Zhu Hou, I am considered a pure man.  "Jia Danxiao, what are you being stimulated by? You don't want to do it anymore, do you? Do you still have any rules? You're here in your pajamas!" Just as I was thinking secretly, a voice came over, and the moment I raised my head  I saw the bastard spirit. He was the first one to come here except for the girl who greeted us at the door. This is our boss here, surnamed Wang Mingpeng, nicknamed the old bastard. The Alto without a rear mirror parked at the door belongs to him.  This man is also a god. When he imported foreign sanitary napkins, his sales were so popular that he immediately bought a house and changed his car. However, he was so jealous of the money that he thought sanitary napkins had no technical content, so he directly set up his own factory and founded Tiantianshu Hygiene.  Now that the car is sold and the house is mortgaged, our monthly salary is deducted from us.  This guy is an idiot. A sanitary napkin is such a high-tech thing, but it is a vampire with wings. How can ordinary people do this?  The sanitary napkins he made had shrunk and were no longer enough to wipe the rain off my head. The three packs in front of me were already used up.  ¡°Boss, I¡¯ve hit a ghost!¡± I said with a bitter look on my face.  There's no way it's not easy to find a job these days. Although this old bastard deducts my salary every month, it's still better than being laid off. The code is enough for me to buy two steamed buns and a pack of pickled mustard every day. It's definitely not enough for me to live on.  Gotta pay rent.  "I think you are seriously ill, so you have nothing to do and leave immediately!" Wang Peng looked at me as if he was a psycho and said. Of course, I also looked at him as if he was a psycho. Whoever has nothing to do is a good agent and insists on creating his own brand. Now I will pay the penalty.  I guess I haven¡¯t even bought new pants for a long time.  "Boss, I'm really screwed. I'll make a call first and explain to you later." After I said that, I ignored him. Of course, he wouldn't ignore me either. He cursed and walked towards the room filled with sanitary napkins, saying that he was pretty.  That was his office, but who didn't know it was a warehouse? When he entered, he was like a sea of ??sanitary napkins.  Ten minutes have passed, and all the friends I can find have found me. They either called me stupid or hung up the phone directly. I usually don't realize that my character is so bad. Or is this thing too unbelievable?  "Hello, Zhang Xiaohua? I'm Long Long, Long Aotian. We are all writers of creation in the same city. Do you remember?" The last call was from a writer I added a while ago. It is said that he is a great writer.  A super person, the two of us had a meal on the street once, and he paid for the meal. Although he only spent 12 yuan on two bowls of noodles, I have already concluded that this person is definitely a master!  "It's me, oh, the street writer who didn't give me money for dinner last time?" Oh, what the hell, it's so disrespectful to me. He even said that I didn't give money for meals. At that time, didn't I just stand up and say go?  WC, he paid the bill when he came back, and now he said that I didn¡¯t pay for the meal. If he hadn¡¯t seen me asking for help from him, he would have scolded me a long time ago  "Well, I have something to ask you for help." I was too lazy to continue discussing with him whether to pay or not. Going straight to the topic is my way of life!  "If you have something to say, just say it, if you have" Zhang Xiaohua probably felt that the last sentence was quite indecent and not in line with the style of a master, so she immediately told me directly through actions.  Soon enough, I heard a fart sound coming from the other end of the phone. I could smell the strong smell of leeks through the phone. This person is so bad.  "I'm in trouble. Yesterday I was watching TV and Sadako came out of it." "It really stinks, wait until I can dissipate the smell By the way, you said Sadako came out? Then you can still talk to me today?"  I'm talking on the phone? Are you as depressed as Uncle Nanpai wrote? "Zhang Xiaohua is a god. From the first time I met him, I knew that this man was extraordinary. He had four eyes, a wide face, and a thick body.  Yuan, who spoke with an authentic sissy tone, was said to have scored 26 points on an exam. Now that he could think of this question so clearly, it was obvious that 26 points was just a rumor.  "I was in the bathroom yesterday and she was outside the bathroom. We had a confrontation all night." I explained.  "Oh? Really? Then please tell me in detail. Wait for me. I'll get up and get my notebook first. I plan to write a book on this topic recently, but I'm worried about having no information and inspiration!"  I raised my middle finger at the phone before the call. This person was so interesting that he actually planned to write my experience into a book. I lamented that I didn¡¯t have a true friend in my life and could only walk to the manager¡¯s office silently.  Half an hour later, I stood outside my house holding the things on my desk. If my memory serves me correctly, I was fired twenty minutes ago. If you ask me what I was doing with the remaining ten minutes, of course I was going home.  On the way home, oh, no, it took me five minutes to get home, and I lingered at the gate of the community for five minutes. If the security hadn¡¯t come to catch me, I wouldn¡¯t have planned to go home.  Standing outside the door, I didn¡¯t know how to face it. Firstly, there was a female ghost staying at home, and secondly, I forgot to take the key.  The long-haired beauty opposite looked at me wearing wet pajamas and holding a pile of sundries in my arms. She smiled charmingly and said, "Handsome, come to my place for a while?" "Li Xue, forget it, I don't have any money." I  Frankly.  "It's okay, you still have a kidney, one costs tens of thousands." Li Xue is a beautiful woman who lives across from me. She doesn't have to work all day long. She only needs to lie down on the bed and say "ah oh oh" every day.  I can earn a lot of money just by singing. I used to climb on my door to listen to her "singing", but I have never spent any money. It is said that it is 500 a time. For someone with a monthly salary of 2,000, I really can't afford it.  When the other door saw that I had no money, he didn't force me. He cursed a bitch and then slammed the door, leaving me alone with a box of sundries. It was so impersonal. How can you say that I am also loyal to you?  The audience was so determined!  "Come back?" The door opened, and Sadako appeared in front of me in white clothes.  "Ouch~~" After I finished shouting this voice, I fell unconscious. It was definitely not because I was scared. This was a ploy!  When I woke up, I saw myself lying on my bed with Sadako sitting next to me. I shivered all over and almost fainted again. No, I almost used a trick to fake fainting. Unfortunately, Sadako didn't give me a chance and just held her hand.  When I held my hand, I felt very warm at first, unlike in TV shows where all ghosts are cold.  "Are you awake?" A faint smile, just like the girl next door. Unfortunately, when I think of her as a female ghost, I have no idea in my mind. Of course, for a gentleman like me, even if she is not a female ghost, I will have nothing.  Thoughts (do you believe it?).  "My Yida?" A smell of watermelon came to my nose. Who said that ghost's mouth smells like corpse? This person in front of me pays great attention to his breath and even ate my mouth while I was unconscious.  Yida, after all, it¡¯s only three yuan and a half for a pack. I guess I¡¯ve eaten every pack, otherwise the taste wouldn¡¯t be so strong.  "Yes, it's your Yida." "You said you wanted to marry me?" I thought of what happened in the morning, so instead of letting her say it, I might as well bring it up first.  "Yes, fake marriage, real work!" Sadako said seriously.  I looked at the beautiful woman in front of me. Although she was very serious, I couldn't be serious. And at this moment, I felt her hand touching my thigh, and it kept moving up. If it continued to go up, it would be my middle leg.  Location, I didn¡¯t expect female ghosts to be so open-minded.  "Fake marriage, really do things, this is the rhythm of doing things right now!"
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