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If he hadn¡¯t been stepped on, or if the situation hadn¡¯t become extremely critical, Fang Jie would have really wanted to patiently explain to the landlady that eunuchs don¡¯t use scissors. Scissors can cut cloth to make beautiful clothes, they can cut paper to make exquisite window grilles, they can cut many things, but they are certainly not designed to cut that thing.
"You hurry up and leave!"
Fang Jie almost begged and shouted, because his throat hurt from vomiting blood, and his voice was hoarse.
"Oh, you are such a heartless man. You started to deceive women at a young age. You promised to marry me only and then you changed your mind? How much older would you have been to trick me into the palace? What I hate the most is men being heartless. If I don¡¯t cut off your hairless things today, my surname will not be Du.¡±
Instead of leaving, she strode towards Fang Jie.
Mu Da¡¯s eyes flashed and he cursed: ¡°Get out!¡±
But Mu Er waved his hand and said: "Brother, don't let her go. It's really boring to skin this short and ugly man. Although this woman is dressed in a rustic way, she is still an iconic person. If she is skinned, It would be very beautiful to make a palace lantern.¡±
"Don't delay the business, hurry up!"
Mu Da said coldly and ignored it.
Makoji chuckled, gave up the big dog and walked towards the proprietress: "Don't worry, my craftsmanship is well-known in the imperial capital. It won't take long to peel off a complete human skin," the prisoner in Dali Temple said secretly. The lanterns hanging above are all made by me, and each one is more beautiful than the last.¡±
"Really fast?"
The landlady stopped and asked timidly.
"It will definitely be soon!"
Makoji chuckled and took out a short knife from his arms. He shook it as he walked and said, "I don't know how many people have been skinned by this knife, but I have only used it twice since I left the imperial capital. The knife is lonely. I'm lonely too. Although you look a little older, you can still make sense of it.
Bang!
There was a very sudden muffled sound, and then the figure of Makuji disappeared. Then there was another bang, as if something hit the ground heavily. Mu Da quickly looked back, only to see that Act 2 had been embedded in the city wall!
Makuji's body flew out like a shell from the barrel, making a big hole in the city wall.
Too fast!
It was so fast that even Mu Da didn¡¯t see who made the move. In other words, he guessed that it was the move made by the woman in extremely tacky clothes, but he didn¡¯t see it clearly at all! Not to mention seeing how the woman took action, he didn't even capture the trajectory of the woman's actions. When he saw Makuji's whole body embedded in the city wall clearly, he realized that the woman was actually standing where Makuji had just stood.
¡°What I hate to hear the most is people saying I¡¯m old!¡±
The landlady muttered gloomily, seeming very angry.
Makoto Er¡¯s back hit the city wall, and he didn¡¯t know how many city bricks were broken. His body was bent like a shrimp, with most of his body embedded in the city wall. The gravel fell to the ground, and after a muffled bang, a cloud of smoke and dust rose up. Makoto couldn't help but cough a few times, and blood kept flowing out of his mouth. This blow was so heavy that I don¡¯t know how many ribs were broken. But he was a master at the sixth level after all. He endured the severe pain and struggled to get out of the wall.
Bang!
There was another muffled sound, and when he looked again, the landlady suddenly appeared in front of Makuji!
A foot wearing a green embroidered shoe stepped on Makuji's chest, forcing him a little further into the city wall. The dust and smoke rose again, and Makuji's whole body disappeared into the city wall.
This scene surprised everyone beyond measure. Fang Jie lay on the ground with his face turned sideways and his mouth wide open as he looked at the landlady, completely dumbfounded. The big dog's eyes almost popped out, as if he still didn't believe what he saw. Mu Xiaoyao, on the other hand, stood a little stupidly and muttered: How is it possible, how is it possible to hide this from me?
As if hearing Mu Xiaoyao's muttering to himself, the landlady smoothed the hair hanging down in front of her forehead and chuckled: "It's really rare for people like you to be able to sense the strength of others. It's a pity you cultivate It¡¯s still too low. It¡¯s not difficult to conceal your perception. As far as I know, I¡¯m not the only one in Fangu City to do it.¡±
"There are others"
Mu Xiaoyao was not depressed by being trapped by others, but the words of the landlady made her extremely depressed.
"Of course there is, at least the head of our family can hide it from you, right?"
She spoke carelessly, as if she didn¡¯t take Mu Da seriously at all.??
"Youwho are you!"
Mu Da swallowed hard and took a few steps back subconsciously.
¡°I am your mother!¡±
When the landlady said this, she was still at least twenty meters away from Mu Da. She started to take steps when she said the first word, raised her feet for the second word, lowered her feet for the third word, and the fourth, fourth, and fourth words were said to him face to face in front of Mu Da. The distance between the two people was less than half a meter. In just a blink of an eye, the proprietress was already standing in front of Mu Da.
Snapped!
An extremely clear slap sounded, and even Jing Ye was torn into pieces. This slap was so loud that people in the east part of the city could probably hear it. Five clear fingerprints slowly appeared on Mu Da's face, and the veins could be clearly seen from the fingerprints. After this beating, everyone present who was already dumbfounded became even more dumbfounded.
"Oops I forgot to use my strength again. Let the head of our family see it and laugh at me again."
The lady boss looked at the red fingerprints on Mu Da's face, smiled apologetically and said, "I'll do it again, sorry."
Although Mu Da was stunned, how could he dare to stand still any longer? He immediately tried to jump back to avoid the landlady, but just as he was about to exert force, the landlady slapped him hard in the face again for the second time. This time, it was not as loud as the previous blow, but it sent Mu Da flying sideways. Mu Da couldn't control his body at all, and his back hit the city wall hard. With a bang, the second curtain was also embedded into the city wall.
"Cool!"
The landlady let out a long sigh of relief and said, "I haven't felt this good in ten years."
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"Sister, if you feel good, can you help me up first?"
Fang Jie bit his lip to make sure it was not a dream, then looked at the landlady pitifully and said, "I don't even know how many of my ribs were broken by him."
"Stay down!"
The boss¡¯s wife didn¡¯t turn around and shouted to him. She rolled up the sleeves of her floral blue cotton-padded jacket and walked towards the two people embedded in the city wall: ¡°I¡¯m not happy enough!¡±
Fang Jie continued to lie down obediently, but he couldn't help but praise: "Domineering, so damn domineering. Now I finally know why Su Tugou was treated so obediently."
The big dog also lay on the ground obediently, and couldn't help but shudder as he watched the woman striding towards the city wall: "If you marry such a woman, you have to be tortured to death. Fang Jie what do you think about him? My husband is still alive? It¡¯s a miracleit¡¯s a fucking miracle.¡±
"it turns out¡¡"
Mu Xiaoyao still stood aside blankly, his eyes a little dull: "Can't even feel it How is this possible? What method did she use How could she hide it from me?"
The boss lady ignored these three people, walked quickly to Mu Da, looked at this twisted man and said coldly: "It seems that your brothers have done a lot of harm to women in recent years, right? You can do it for an hour, right? Do it at the same time He also likes to dig out people¡¯s eyeballs and cut people¡¯s noses, right?¡±
When she said she could do it for an hour, she picked up the scissors and cut off the thing under Mu Da's crotch with a click. Speaking of liking to dig out people's eyeballs, the scissors had already gouged out two of Mu Da's eyeballs from their sockets. When it came to cutting off people's noses, she actually threw the scissors aside, pinched Mu Da's nose with the thumb and index finger of her right hand, and pulled the nose off his face.
In a moment, Mu Da¡¯s face turned into a bloody gourd.
"One hour!"
With a bang, the landlady punched Mu Da in the chest. Mu Da's body bent and was then smashed into the city wall. The landlady seemed to be angry, punching and saying one sentence for an hour, saying five sentences in a row, and punching five times in a row. After five punches, Mu Da's figure was nowhere to be seen, but he was forcibly smashed into a deep pit the size of a washbasin.
After destroying Mu Da, the proprietress pulled Mu Er out of the city wall and threw it away at least twenty meters away like a sandbag. The next second, the boss's wife appeared next to Mu Da. After being beaten so violently, Makoji was still alive. He opened his eyes with difficulty, wanting to beg but unable to speak. There was fear in his eyes, boundless fear.
"Do you know what my husband does?"
The landlady knelt down next to Makuji, put her palm on Makuji's chest and pressed hard. With a stabbing sound, all the clothes on Makuji shattered and flew out in all directions. I don¡¯t know what method the landlady used before, but the beating was so severe that there weren¡¯t many scars on Makuji¡¯s body.
She picked up the short knife from Makuji from the ground and said word for word: "Su Tudog is a dog butcher, and what he is best at is killing dogs."?Peel the skin. But no one in the entire Fangu city knew that my mother taught him how to skin skin! "
"A few low-life scoundrels dare to do evil. Not only will they lose the face of the court, but also the face of the entire Sui Dynasty! If you really want to pretend to be evil, then go to the Snow Mountains in the west to find the Buddha Sect to pretend to be evil. The Buddha Sect is not Is it true that even Buddhas have angry eyes? Then you gouge out the Buddha's eyes, cut off the Buddha's nose, and peel off the Buddha's skin! You don't have the guts to do evil on your own territory. I won't skin you unless I kill you. Your mother will be so angry that she can¡¯t sleep from now on!¡±
After saying these words, there was already a bloody corpse on the ground.
After casually throwing a complete human skin on the ground, the landlady took out a handkerchief from her sleeves and wiped her hands, then stood up straight and stretched her waist: "This is the end of the fun."
After she finished stretching, she turned around and looked at a certain roof: "Damn lame, I'm done enjoying myself, have you seen enough?"
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On the roof of a private house, an old lame man who was drinking was lying along the ridge of the house. He couldn't help shaking his head and sighing. He carefully plugged the wine gourd and tied it to his waist. He sat up straight from the roof, looked at the proprietress below and said helplessly: "You kill your people, I watch my show, I don't care about you, why do you have to lose your temper with me?"
While he was talking, he checked again whether the wine gourd was bolted properly. The gourd is just an ordinary gourd, and the wine in the gourd is the cheapest Northwest style. In the wine shop in Fangu City, ten copper coins can fill the gourd. Although this gourd is ordinary, its upper and lower bellies are larger than a human head. This shows how cheap Northwest Shao wine is.
The landlady raised her finger and pointed at the old lame man and cursed: "Just tell me if you will take action if I don't come!"
The old lame man nodded and said: "Of course I will, otherwise why would I come?"
"Then why don't you take action!"
The landlady asked again.
"Aren't you here?"
The old lame man smiled and said: "Besides, I wouldn't save that worthless little baby, let alone that guy who is uglier than me. If it weren't for the old man who saw the good potential of this girl, maybe I won¡¯t come back at all today. It¡¯s too late to get away from causing such trouble to the court. The last thing I want to do is mess with the old cripple.¡±
After saying this, his people had already arrived in front of Mu Xiaoyao. The old cripple looked into Mu Xiaoyao's eyes and asked word for word: "Are you willing to be my apprentice? Old cripple, I have been looking for an apprentice all my life, but before I died, I was so lucky that I actually found him. A pleasant one. I planned to see how good your potential is in a few years, but you want to leaveare you willing?"
Mu Xiaoyao shook his head in pain and murmured: "Another oneI didn't even feel it!"
Just as the old lame man was about to speak, he heard someone behind him say loudly: "I made the decision for her! From now on, she will be your master, and you will be her apprentice Well, no, she will be your apprentice, and you will be her master! Such a high-quality apprentice , you can¡¯t buy it even if you want to!¡±
The old lame man smiled and said, "It's better for you! Just for the sake of getting a good apprentice, tell me, I can satisfy you if you have any requirements."
Fang Jie got up with difficulty and sat on the ground, gasping for air. After the blood in the chest and abdomen became smoother, he said seriously: "Buy one, get one free, I can only have her if you want her."
¡°Should I buy you?!¡±
The old cripple stared at his eyes and said, "I won't buy you even if I'm blind!"
Fang Jie shook his head and said seriously: "Wrong!"
He raised his finger and pointed at Mu Xiaoyao and said, "She bought it, I gave it as a gift."
The old cripple said almost subconsciously: "Can I just buy her? Can't I give it away?!"
Fang Jie gritted his teeth and said firmly: "I won't sell it!" - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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