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Chapter 17 Scissors
Mu¡¯s waist was one foot long, and Shang Guo hated having a pair of steel claws. One is long, one is short, one is hard and one is soft
Fang Jie has a horizontal sword, an ordinary horizontal sword made in the Sui Dynasty. Ever since Shen Qingshan completely gave up the idea of ??teaching him how to practice when he was seven years old, he knew that he still had to rely on himself after all. There are more than hundreds of millions of people in the world, and ordinary people can open three to five of the 128 air holes in the Qi Sea. Only those who have access to the thirty-six places can practice.
There is only one solution that doesn't make sense.
This made him deeply feel that God would not drop two pieces of pie on the same person's head. Being able to be reborn, this piece of pie is so sweet that it makes Fang Jie feel even happier to this day, so he naturally cherishes it even more. If God allows him to become a genius among geniuses, then even Fang Jie will have to say, "God, you are so partial. It makes me so happy to be partial."
"It's a pity that this is just Fang Jie's fantasy.
As perhaps the only clueless person in the world, Fang Jie can actually brag. A common thing like being the best genius in the world is not attractive, and being the best loser in the world is so cool It really makes people feel It's very frustrating. Fang Jie, who fled for some unknown reason, knew that he must cherish this opportunity again. Since he couldn't practice, he had to develop some self-protection skills.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A person with a blocked Qi sea was able to overwhelm at least six or seven capable Sui frontier soldiers at the age of fifteen, he would definitely be shocked if someone knew about it. According to common sense, a person who is blocked from the Qi sea is a useless person. It's a compliment to say that you are helpless, but to be more precise, you shouldn't even be able to hold yourself while peeing. Even if you are not bedridden all year round, being able to walk is already a sign of God's mercy.
This is what makes Mu Xiaoyao and Shang Guohen surprised and puzzled. How can they develop a strong physique despite being disabled?
Both of them knew why Fang Jie had a blockage in the Qi Sea. The poisonous poison had blocked all the acupuncture points in the Qi Sea. It would be weird if the Qi Sea was unblocked. The poisonous poison in Fang Jie's body was shattered for some unknown reason. Although the residual poison still blocked various points in the Qi Sea, who knows if he will be able to become a blockbuster after the residual poison is dissipated in the future?
It¡¯s like this if the Qi sea is blocked. If it could be opened, who knows what kind of world it would be like.
The moment Fang Jie rushed towards the city gate, two figures suddenly appeared in front of him as if the void was suddenly torn apart. As for Fang Jie's sharp sword leap in the air, Mu Da, who was standing half a step forward, was filled with disdain. In the eyes of ordinary people, this knife seemed to be extremely fast, but in his eyes, it was as slow as a snail.
Mu Da raised his left hand. It seemed very slow, but he blocked the front of the horizontal knife just right. With a flick of his finger, there was a crisp sound, and the horizontal knife that was held tightly in Fang Jie's hand flew away. It flew six or seven meters away in a spin, and smashed a hard green brick with a pop. The knife got stuck in the brick and made a big gap.
Fang Jie's tiger's mouth was immediately shattered, and his body fell heavily to the ground before blood could even gush out.
"Ants"
Mu Da said two words coldly, and then took a step forward. It seemed like an ordinary step, but it took a full three meters. In a daze, he was already standing next to Fang Jie.
"Although I don't know why a loser like you is protected by two fifth-grade masters, it doesn't interest me at all. I have never been interested in dead people."
Mu Da raised his foot and stepped on Fang Jie's chest.
"Killing people, doing business it's so simple."
Mu laughed, but there was no trace of pride on his face. In his opinion, killing Fang Jie, a person who didn't know how to practice at all, was definitely not something to be proud of. Just like a three- to five-year-old child who steps on an ant may feel a sense of accomplishment, an adult who steps on an ant will never feel any pleasure at all.
Just when he was about to exert force under his feet, a red damask stabbed at his back from one side like a giant python as fast as lightning. The soft red silk became as hard as iron at this moment. If Mu Da didn't dodge, maybe the red silk could pierce his body like a steel spear.
But he didn't hide.
He fought back, still grabbing Hong Ling just right. With a twist of the wrist, the red silk immediately stretched into a straight line. Mu Xiaoyao's forehead was covered with sweat, but he still couldn't take Hong Ling back. Just like the red silk wrapped around a mountain, it is impossible to move the mountain.
Makoji, who had been standing aside without making a move, suddenly smiled and said, "It looks good, you can keep it."
Mu Da nodded and said, "Should I go first or you?"
Act 2 made a requestHe gestured with a smile and said: "You are the elder brother, so of course you go first. But don't torture someone to death like last time in Wei County before it's my turn. Although I don't mind, you have to think about the third child." Growing up, the three of us ate together, drank water together, and slept with women together. But after you were done, the person was already half-dead. The third child has been fucking corpses for so many years. If I had been sick, I would have vomited. "
"Last time?"
Mu Da frowned, and then thought about it: "The daughter of the general who was found to be greedy? She looks pretty, but she is just an ordinary woman, and her body is naturally more delicate. I only lasted an hour before she passed out. In the past, you fucked her for another hour. Why did the third child not fuck the body? But the third child should be blamed more. When I fucked a woman, I only ruined her facial features, but you happened to do it at the same time. The skinning hobby. When it¡¯s the third child¡¯s turn it¡¯s really disgusting.¡±
"I won't peel it off this time, and you don't need to gouge out your eyes or cut your nose."
Act 2 said: "Let the third child also see what a woman with a nose, eyes and human skin looks like."
"good!"
Mu Da nodded, looked at Mu Xiaoyao and said seriously: "You are very lucky."
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After the horn sounded, the well-trained Sui border troops in the border camp immediately began to assemble. Under the command of the corps commander, captain, and team leader, everyone gathered soon. But when the team members gathered their troops, they did not see General Li Xiaozong.
This is very unreasonable. If it were in the past, Li Xiaozong would have been the first person to appear on the school grounds.
"what to do?"
Someone asked.
"Do you want to wait?"
The person being asked also asks.
"Don't wait any longer."
The most senior officer in the army, Captain Qufeng, thought for a while and said: "General, he cannot come because he has something important to do. The sound of the trumpet is a military order. If there is really an emergency military situation, if we don't go there in time, we are afraid of big trouble." . I think this way, leave half of the people to wait for the general, and the other half rush to the place where the trumpet sounds."
Everyone thought it was feasible, and then half of them stayed in the school grounds to wait. Qu Feng and several other teams were rushing to the west of the city with other soldiers. After leaving the camp, we ran westward along the widest street. Directly opposite us was the West City Gate. If we went at full speed, we could arrive there in ten minutes at the latest.
But, just when they were halfway there, they were stopped by someone.
The person blocking the street was none other than Li Xiaozong, the tooth general of the border army.
"The people from the capital are handling the case. If it doesn't matter to our border troops, they all go back to sleep. No one is allowed to come out without my military order."
Li Xiaozong waved his hand and said in a somewhat displeased tone: "The ones who blew the horn were those Dali Temple officials who didn't understand the rules. I just rushed over to check. They were taking people to handle the case. We don't need to interfere in this matter. I I have already told them that the sound of the horn in the border town is the beginning of the battle, so don¡¯t touch our things at will. "
"Get someone to handle the case?"
Qu Feng couldn¡¯t help but ask: ¡°Who to take?¡±
"Don't talk nonsense about things you shouldn't ask."
Li Xiaozong seemed a little impatient, turned around and walked towards the west city gate. Qu Feng and others looked at each other, and finally turned around and walked back out. Even if they don't understand the general's military orders, they cannot violate them. The team of several hundred people retreated as quickly as they came, and soon the street became quiet again.
Li Xiaozong turned around and took a look. When he saw that the soldiers had gone back, he smiled helplessly and said, "They have all gone back, am I still obedient?"
A figure emerged from the shadows of the alley. Stepping out of the shadows and using the moonlight, you could clearly see the rustic floral blue cotton-padded jacket she was wearing. She was holding a package in her hand, and there was still heat coming out of the package. She didn't know what was inside. It is said that women have a special charm when viewed under the moonlight. This woman is quite beautiful to begin with. Standing in the snow and under the moonlight, even though she is dressed in a very rustic style, she actually looks pretty and graceful.
"You're quite good, and I deserved the beating I just received."
The woman straightened the hair hanging down in front of her forehead, suddenly pointed behind Li Xiaozong and said, "I have nothing to trouble you, but here comes your trouble."
Li Xiaozong turned around and saw a dozen figures at the end of the street walking slowly towards this side. He frowned slightly and said with a wry smile: "It is indeed a trouble."
"You can solve your problems yourself."
The woman turned around and left. Li Xiaozong rubbed his swollen face and said anxiously: "Can't you solve my trouble first before leaving?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? WomenAs he left, he said: "Don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me. I beat you because you are too arrogant. I didn't beat you to death because the head of the house told me not to let me hurt anyone before he left. I dare not not listen to the head of the house. A woman must protect a man¡¯s face, right?¡±
Li Xiaozong said slightly angrily: "You still say that you don't slap people in the face!"
The woman snorted coldly: "If you don't slap in the face, do you still call it a beating?"
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"Du Hongxian can't move, not even a bit."
Her Hong Ling was grabbed by the insidious person. At first, she could still fight for it, but later, her body seemed to be trapped by an invisible cage. He couldn't move his feet at all, his arms were just raised, and he couldn't use any strength in his body.
"Big dog!"
She barked, but because she couldn't turn back, she couldn't see where the big dog was.
"I am here!"
The big dog answered in a somewhat embarrassed voice, and he was very close to her. Mu Xiaoyao tried her best but could only turn her head slightly, only to find the big dog vomiting blood and slowly crawling towards her on the ground. Behind the big dog, another man in official uniform slowly followed the big dog, stared at the big dog's back and said softly: "What a pity, it's a smelly man's skin. Brother, I won't be allowed to skin that woman today." I have human skin, but my hands are extremely itchy, what should I do?¡±
The big dog spat blood-stained spit as it crawled: "I have long heard that the Central Plains is a place where demons are rampant, but today I know that this is true."
"This was said by a bald donkey on the Snowy Mountains, and it sounds worse to me than a fart."
The speaker was not Mu Da, nor Mu Er, nor Mu Xiao Yao, but a woman carrying a steaming bundle. She was wearing a floral blue cotton jacket, gray cotton trousers, and a pair of green embroidered cotton pants. The shoes look like an aunt who gets up early to go to the market to sell eggs.
"Lady boss?"
Fang Jie, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at the familiar figure in disbelief.
"What are you doing here! Let's go!"
Fang Jie tried his best to shout, but Mu Da stepped on him and spat out a mouthful of thick blood.
"That damn ghost of mine has gone far away. Taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I came to elope with you Xiao Fang Jie, do you agree? Didn't you say you won't marry me unless you do it? I spent a lot of effort to get it. If you make up your mind, you can't go back on your word, otherwise I will castrate you."
The landlady smiled charmingly, looking particularly charming tonight.
She magically took out a pair of scissors from the package and made a serious gesture.