¡®Well, fighting inflatable dolls, why do you think this plot is so similar to the setting in Japanese AV dramas? ¡®Li Tao didn¡¯t know why, but suddenly it occurred to him that what he just said seemed to be a good setting.
'Listening to what you said, I also think it's very interesting. Just thinking about it, this setting is no worse than those in the Water Hell and Time Stop series. Wow, Li Tao, compared to other gods, I think you are a The av screenwriter will be more in line with your image. Guo Rui looked at Li Tao in surprise, as if he was really surprised by his talent.
¡®Well, do you have any requirements for the appearance of that battle puppet? For example, the one who looks like Mr. Cang, or a mixed race or something? 'Li Tao became excited. He had never thought of such an interesting thing before, but now that he said it unintentionally, it seemed to be very touching.
¡®Forget it, Teacher Cang¡¯s words are too arrogant, how can I take them out No, why is my setting to have desire for the battle puppet? This doesn't make sense. I feel like I've been hacked out of nowhere. Didn't you say you would introduce me to a soft girl? Now you say you want to give me some dummies, is that interesting? Let me tell you, if you dare to break the contract and not let Phil introduce beautiful women to me, even if you are a god, I will kill you! ¡®
Guo Rui was also guided by Li Tao on how to set the appearance of the so-called puppet, but he soon discovered that something was wrong. I want to fight the puppet to make hair. Isn't this a high-end inflatable doll? Do I have to inflate my girlfriend for the rest of my life? Oil charging?
¡®I would have forgotten about it if you didn¡¯t tell me Speaking of which, I heard people say that puppets are also very textured and interesting. Please don't discriminate, okay? That's it. The soul problem is a bit troublesome. It's a bit like artificial intelligence. It is unparalleled in combat, but it may have some flaws in other aspects, haha, haha' Li Tao laughed a little awkwardly.
In fact, the battle puppet has more than a few flaws in other aspects besides combat. If anyone knows about it, it will definitely make Li Tao look bad, according to Elune. It's just that the normal IQ of a battle puppet is about the same as that of a mentally retarded person. There is no need to eat, just stay there, stay, stay.
Although it¡¯s naturally cute when you stay in the depths. And as long as the creator gives permission. It will not have a rebellious mentality against certain treacherous behaviors and requires them to have feelings of shame and other emotions as a killing tool. It's really not very realistic.
But when faced with a humanoid object that doesn¡¯t say a word or expresses any expression while making crosses in a circle, no normal person will get any pleasure except for those who are fans of the heavy taste of corpse crosses. In terms of circles and crosses, combat puppets are not even as good as inflatable dolls. At least inflatable dolls can produce certain sounds according to certain actions of the user, which is much easier to use than combat puppets.
'Oh, forget it, you will be a supporting role in the future anyway. I have already prepared the cultivation method for you. As your ability increases, it will be no problem to find a wife. I won't help with this problem. you think too much¡¡'
¡°Hmph, if you weren¡¯t just so lucky, you haven¡¯t solved your own wife problem yet, and you still want to help me solve it. You¡¯re just worrying and thinking too much. 'Guo Rui didn't take it seriously either. He felt that he would have a chance in the future anyway.
¡®Speaking of which, are you sure of winning this time when you go there? It¡¯s the same rhythm as beating children in the past. If so, how about I go over and see the scenery of another world? ¡®
Guo Rui is a little bit ready to make a move, the diaosi from another world counterattacks, this script is good, this script is good! Besides, Li Tao obviously has thighs now, so as leg hair, it should be reasonable and legal to mix it with equipment, right?
Li Tao made a sound and waved his hand: 'You had the nerve to tell me just now that I thought too much, but now it seems you are doing the same. As for fighting, it's all about strength and luck. This time it's an away battle. If I say I can defeat my opponent 100%, then why bother fighting? I'll show off my muscles, and the enemy on the other side will just send me. Someone came to sign the "Treaty that we agree not to fight anymore and give you my pocket money." ¡®
¡®So it¡¯s possible that you¡¯re hanging in another world? ¡®
Guo Rui asked in surprise, and then secretly planned in his heart that if Li Tao said yes, he would try his best to persuade him not to go there. It is better not to joke about life, especially since I heard that demons like to torture other people's souls. What happens when the soul is imprisoned and cannot survive or die? Isn't it a big loss?
¡°That¡¯s not true,¡± Li Tao also saw what his friend was planning and shook his head to reassure him. ¡®If something unexpected happens, I will definitely take Phil and run away directly. I don¡¯t care about face. With the support of this plane and my identity as a god above gods, it is impossible to be restrained in any way. But you?It¡¯s different. In the past, you probably had two endings, either you were scraped to death by my ultimate move, or you were scraped to death by the enemy¡¯s ultimate move, leaving your body intact. ¡®
¡®So you can save it at any time? ¡®
¡®That¡¯s pretty much it. ¡®
¡®Fuck, how can other people play this game? You¡¯ve already cheated like this. Can¡¯t you just recharge to buy cheats when you bully others? ¡®Guo Rui is angry!
¡®Sometimes I think the same way, do I need to slow down my perverted upgrade speed for a while and wait for my conscience? I was afraid that the people in the entire universe would not be able to keep up with me, but then I thought, grandma, if you are cheating and still pretending like this, you are indeed a bitch who is being hypocritical! bitchissobitch! ¡®
'Yes, how can I fight against enemies who have lived for who knows how many years without cheating? Since there are cheats that can be used, of course I have to use them as much as possible. I have already thought about it. When I return to another world again, I will not No more hiding myself, I am that cool man, no matter how I hide it, it¡¯s useless, I want to take in my younger brothers, take in my slaves, and then train them all to be masters, masters, masters, crush those bastards to death, and take the pure and cool route, haha, Wahahahahaha'
Li Tao looked up to the sky and laughed, as if he was crazy.
¡®You idiot, if you get epileptic, stay away from death. My precious son was just asleep when you woke him up. Damn it, come over and help me coax him! ¡®
Suddenly, a window next door opened and a bald head stuck out. In the bald head's hand was a roughly three-month-old baby crying loudly. The bald head had a fierce look on his face and glared at Li Tao, who was leaning against the anti-theft net. He was promising. It stares at the pregnancy trend.
¡®Sorrysorry sorry¡¯ Li Tao, who knew he was disturbing the people, quickly made a smile to apologize.
When the bald man saw Li Tao apologizing, it was hard for the neighbors to continue scolding him. He snorted and turned back, continuing his hard work of coaxing children.
Guo Rui opened his mouth and looked at Li Tao, who kept smiling and apologizing, and said in disbelief: 'Why are you so cowardly? Are you really a god? Are you lying to me, or are you a god like Bima Wen? In fact, you are a bad god, right? ¡®
¡®What, do you want me to shout at the bald head just now, you are asking for death, I am the god above gods, please kneel down and call daddy, Jie Jie Jie Jie? ¡®
¡®If you do this, please don¡¯t say I know you, thank you. 'Guo Rui answered decisively.
'Isn't this just falling? Okay, time is running out. I will leave in three days. There are still many things to deal with, so I will go down first. You can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon here and practice well. Beauty will have it, and so will bread! ¡®
After saying that, Li Tao patted Guo Rui on the shoulder with an "I'm optimistic about you" expression, and then Shi Shiran left.
¡®Nima, I¡¯m not a goblin, I absorb the essence of the sun and moon¡¯ (To be continued)