¡®Follow me to the roof, I have something to tell you. ¡®
'Um. ¡®
Just after dinner, Li Tao asked Guo Rui to go upstairs to chat with him. He must have been frightened today. Guo Rui agreed without saying anything else. He didn't even ask what he wanted to say, which Li Tao originally planned to coax. No reason was given at all.
Because his parents are both children from the countryside, the roof of Li Tao's house has the characteristics of a farmer's family. For example, there is a room dedicated to raising chickens. There is also a small vegetable patch on the roof, where some vegetables are grown, and there is a safety net. There are fruits hanging on the anti-theft net.
When he was a child, Li Tao liked to play on the roof of the building the most, because cauliflower often attracted some insects, such as seven-spotted ladybugs and bees, etc. Catching and playing with them was one of the things that Li Tao used to spend time and entertain his children. And as the food outside becomes more and more "scientific" and "biochemical", Li Tao also admires his mother's "forward-looking".
Sometimes Li Tao looks at his vegetable field and thinks that if a biohazard like the one in the movie happens, maybe he can make some renovations and the family can still rely on vegetables for a living It's just a matter of seeds and seasons Pay attention to the details. They are all fools, haha, haha.
After a while, the listless Guo Rui appeared. Seeing Li Tao doing a nostalgic pose there, Guo Rui simply ignored it, found a stool, sat down, and then took out a cigarette.
¡°¡®Smoking can cause impotence¡¡¯ Li Tao said quietly.
"Idon't" Guo Rui, who had just lit the cigarette in his hand, threw the cigarette aside angrily and glared at Li Tao fiercely: "You slander me!" Believe it or not, I will blow your anus twice! ¡®
¡°¡®If you blow my anus twice¡¡¯ Li Tao looked at the cigarette that Guo Rui put aside faintly, and then continued a little sadly. 'After the explosion, I guess you can still pick up that cigarette and continue smoking a few more times'
¡®Once again, I am not impotent! ¡®
¡®That¡¯s right¡ Talking about impotence to a virgin who has never experienced actual combat is indeed a bit advanced¡ You are not qualified to be impotent at all. ¡®
¡®If you called me up because you wanted to take advantage of my low point to step on me, then I will admit defeat and I will dodge now. 'After Guo Rui said that, he turned around and wanted to leave. He was unhappy because of today's horrific experience, and Li Tao is still making such a joke. It's unpleasant to hear, but there's no point in getting angry with Li Tao. If you can't afford to offend him, why can't you avoid him?
¡®Oh, come on, don¡¯t you think I¡¯m such a boring person? I want to talk to you about something serious! ¡®
¡®Honestly, you are such a boring person, don¡¯t doubt this. ¡®
'¡¡I'm leaving. ¡®
'Um? Guo Rui frowned. 'So fast? I thought you would stay for a while. Are you going to your wife's house? When are you ready to leave? ¡®
¡®In three days, if there are no other accidents, there is nothing we can do about it. There is something troublesome over there, and I am urgently needed to save the people. So that all living things will no longer suffer, beautiful women will no longer suffer, and the people can live and work in peace and contentment'
¡®Really, then first I wish you to experience the customs and customs in a different world that are different from ours on earth, see beautiful scenery, eat delicious food, and appreciate beautiful women. Have fun, but judging from your behavior at home, I think your chance of opening the Crystal Palace there is probably gone. Then why are you looking at beautiful women? Haven't you changed your nature as a loser and like to watch beautiful women masturbating? ¡®
¡®Tch, what do you mean? Do you mean that I am a strict wife? hehe¡¡'
¡®Haha, isn¡¯t it? 'Guo Rui sneered a few times. 'Although I'm quite jealous of you. But it¡¯s really unbearable to see you acting like a hachis in front of your wife. Is this what the siege is like after marriage? ¡®
Li Tao was dumbfounded. Wasn't he discussing the fact that he was about to leave very seriously just now? Why did the topic suddenly change to the strict control of his wife here, and then this idiot brought up the subject of married life? Why is this idiot worried about this? He doesn't have a girlfriend at all, so what else does he want about his wife? Isn't he thinking too much?
¡®Damn, why are you thinking so much? As for my wife, I just need to find someone who is similar. I don¡¯t know how long I will stay there this time, so my parents will leave it to you'
¡®Aren¡¯t you very awesome? Besides, you still have the Dharma God Sect. With their protection, why do you still need me to take care of your uncle and aunt? Are you kidding me? "Guo Rui asked strangely when he heard Li Tao say that his parents took care of him, which sounded like he was arranging funeral arrangements.
¡®If some strangers suddenly show up, I¡¯m afraid my parents won¡¯t like it and won¡¯t get used to it. ¡®
¡®Compared to safety??, I think just not liking it or not being used to it is not a big deal. I think you should understand what I just said. Your Fashen sect is so involved and at such a level, how can I possibly be able to intervene? Get started. To tell you the truth, if someone pointed a gun at me right now, I would definitely be too scared to move or do anything. How could I protect my uncle, aunt and others like this? ¡®
After Guo Rui finished speaking calmly, he raised his head and looked at the night sky in boredom.
Li Tao nodded and agreed with Guo Rui's statement, but he also had his own considerations.
If he asks the men of the Fashen Sect to protect his parents, of course it is possible, but I don¡¯t know why he just doesn¡¯t like it. The Fashen Sect has now become a serious problem in the world. If the secret enemies find out that they are so worried about two Chinese people and arouse their suspicion, then the parents' lives will definitely be shattered and they won't be able to leave even if they want to. Maybe, I can only stay in a safe place. What's the difference between this and going to jail?
In this world, the most important thing is his relatives. If the arrangements are not made well, Li Tao will not return to Panda Esso with peace of mind, so he has already started to prepare. Entrusting Guo Rui to take care of his parents is just one aspect. Secretly, his There are many means.
¡°Don¡¯t worry, since I¡¯m entrusting you, I won¡¯t let you hold a rifle against other people¡¯s atomic bombs. I will give you enough strength. ¡®
'What do you want to do? Guo Rui looked at Li Tao strangely, "Do you want to reform me?" Let me gain protagonist-like abilities? ¡®
¡®That¡¯s for sure, otherwise I wouldn¡¯t leave my most important family member to your care. By the way, what kind of hero do you like to be? I can take a dragonfly, beetle or something and fuse it with you? Then you can be heroes like Dragonfly Man or Beetle Man. ¡®
¡®Thank you, just give me normal super powers, forget about those animal ones, I don¡¯t like bestiality! 'Guo Rui said fiercely.
¡®Haha, although that¡¯s the case, I¡¯m not worried about you alone. When I leave, I will make you a few high-end inflatable dolls and give them combat capabilities, which is enough for you to destroy a country. ¡®
As a god, it is not difficult to make a few combat puppets. Although Li Tao has never actually made one, Elune has told him the manufacturing method. As long as he studies a little in these three days, it is not difficult to make them. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile users, please read it.)