Looking at the familiar street in front of him, Li Tao assumed a lonely, empty and cold look, silently showing off.
¡®Alas, I didn¡¯t expect that I, the little devil, and the famous sex professor would also return as kings today. My fellow villagers, I love you! ¡®
Li Tao was overflowing with emotion and couldn't control his emotions, so he couldn't help but yell at the people on the street.
Originally, the people and businesses around him didn¡¯t notice him, but with such an unconventional roar, everyone¡¯s attention suddenly focused on him.
?????????????? Why does this lunatic yelling on the street look so familiar?
Suddenly, everyone looked frightened as if they had seen some kind of monster.
"Suddenly, this rather old street glowed with youth. The sound of hurried footsteps began to sound. Merchants hurriedly pulled down the iron gates. Pedestrians swarmed out of the shops and fled in all directions.
¡®Oh my god, it¡¯s Li Tao, Li Tao is here. ¡®
¡®Run quickly! ¡®
¡®Child, my child, don¡¯t look at him, he will get pregnant! ¡®
¡®Xiaocui, Xiaocui, my God, you actually looked at him. What did I tell you, don¡¯t look at that Li Tao! Quick, quick, go back and get some peach branches and leaves to wash your eyes with! ¡®
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¡®Nima, I haven¡¯t been a pervert for many years, okay? That¡¯s enough for you! 'Li Tao shouted angrily.
But now no one paid attention to him at all. Looking at the street in front of him, which was very lively just now, it was now empty. Li Tao was no longer in the mood to exude a domineering air, and ran quickly towards his home with his head lowered. .
¡®What have you done before? 'Elune looked at this familiar scene. I really couldn¡¯t help my curiosity.
¡®Sister Elune, you are in danger now. It is said that a woman¡¯s curiosity about a man is the prelude to her fall. Now that you are so interested in me, do you want to become a part of my great Crystal Palace? 'Of course Li Tao would not tell anyone about the embarrassing things he had done before, so he had to change the topic deliberately.
¡®If you are willing to abandon your little elf, I can consider being with you. ¡®
¡®I was wrong, just pretend I didn¡¯t say anything! ¡®Li Tao immediately knelt down.
¡®Since you know you are wrong, then I will let you go, don¡¯t worry. I won't ask you what you did to make these mortals more afraid of you than the devil. ¡®
¡®¡Thank you so much. Since he has successfully become the God of Gods. I will definitely save the world. When I go back to say goodbye to my parents, I will fight with that gay trio, grandma's. I have been feeling aggrieved for so long. It¡¯s finally time to be ambitious! By the time. The world will definitely spread my legend, and my deeds will be passed down from generation to generation, just like those great men! 'The thought of beating up some gay three-devil. Li Tao burst out laughing at the scene of saving the world.
Elune smiled and said no more words.
Ambition? Like those great men?
After all, he is a young god. For gods, ambition is the most boring thing. Mortal life is so short, so some vigorous ideas that come up in a short life make them excited, and these vigorous ideas Those who truly implement their ideas are called great men by the world. These great men make mortals worship their perseverance and ideals.
But these human beliefs and ambitions will eventually disappear in the vast passage of time. Maybe their deeds will be praised for thousands of years, but what about ten thousand years later?
? Ambition that relies on the emotions in the heart is fragile. Only those who master power and the laws of the world are the truth. Gods are the beings who have mastered the highest truth!
But Li Tao, the new god who has mastered the most powerful power, has such naive thoughts that he has no idea that in fact, his current existence is itself a myth, and there is no need to do anything to save the world or educate the world.
Thinking of this, Elune shook her head.
Think about it, no matter who this guy Li Tao spends time with, the person he gets along with will gradually not regard him as a superior, but as a friend. Even Elune, it is the same. She never thought that she would Talk like this to the Lord of the world, the God above gods.
Maybe, this is his charm?
Li Tao didn't notice that Elune was looking at him with a very strange look.
No matter, I am sick, what charm does this idiot have
Ah, I¡¯m finally home. Alas, it feels like I didn¡¯t even come back this time.I stayed at home for a few days, and I will leave with Phil soon. I am really sorry for my parents.
Standing in front of his home, Li Tao had many thoughts. After a while, he sighed and stretched out his hand to knock on the door.
At this moment, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and a person walked out.
Ah, isn¡¯t this Guo Rui?
Li Tao just wanted to say hello to Guo Rui when he found that Guo Rui ran out without seeing him.
?????????????? I¡¯m not invisible anymore, what does this mean? Seeing Guo Rui ignoring him, Li Tao finally became angry.
He turned around and grabbed Guo Rui.
¡®Hey, didn¡¯t you see me? You bastard! ¡®
Guo Rui looked at Li Tao. After a few seconds, he looked like he had realized something.
¡®¡®Yeah, it¡¯s you¡¡¯
¡®Fuck, what do you mean? Let me tell you, after all, I am also your immediate boss. Do you understand? If you ignore me like this, be careful of your pope! ¡®
¡®Taozi, let go, I¡¯m in a hurry! Get out quickly! 'Guo Rui looked anxious and wanted to break free from Li Tao's hand.
Li Tao was surprised. Guo Rui knew that he had been away from home for more than a month, and also knew what he was going to do. Why was it that not only was there no surprise when he saw him today, but he also seemed impatient?
¡®What are you doing out there? 'Li Tao asked.
¡®Holy shit, you¡¯re not my mother, why should I report to you what I was doing when I went out! ¡®
¡®I won¡¯t let go if you don¡¯t tell me. ¡®
¡®Brother, stop it, I¡¯m going out to find my wife! ¡®
'¡¡ah? Oh, you mean your original wife is broken and you want to go out and buy a new one? Oh, what a coincidence, I just have a new wife for you! We are all brothers, no need to thank me! ¡®
Hearing that Li Tao said that he would get a wife as a gift, Guo Rui looked at Li Tao curiously, but did not pay attention to the word "new" in Li Tao's mouth.
I saw Li Tao taking out a big bag from somewhere.
Seeing the packaging on the bag, Guo Rui's face suddenly turned green.
¡®Look, this is the latest inflatable doll made in China that I brought back to you from abroad. Look, the new generation of intelligent bed-crying system contains 32 kinds of real-life sounds, which are lifelike and ecstatic. The cry will change the frequency of the cry and vibration according to the size of your movements. And it also makes a cry when you touch it! The screams will be different depending on the intensity of pinching. Brand new and hot, your best lover. ¡®
¡®You bitch, do you have a brother like you? Damn, dogs look down on people, let me tell you, I am going out on a date now, a date, do you understand? It's a date with a fragrant and lively beauty, one of the beauties I observed. You don't even know that she was crying and shouting that she wanted to marry me during this period. Are you envious? ¡®
Li Tao was horrified: ¡®Crying and shouting that I want to marry you? ¡®
'right! 'Guo Rui said with certainty.
¡®Recently? ¡®
¡®Yes, just these few days! ¡®
'oh¡¡'
¡®What do you mean by that meaningful oh? ¡®
"She must be pregnant" Li Tao knocked his hands, with a look on his face.