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Volume 3 The Road to Godhood Chapter 118

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    ¡®Aliens invade the earth!  The huge beam of light is suspected to be a giant light cannon!  ¡®

    ¡®Hello everyone, everyone, regarding the mysterious explosion that shocked the world yesterday, reporter Vivian of the Washington Sweet Tofu News is rushing to the local scene, and there is no news yet.  Now let me, Avril Lavigne, interview a New York man who is said to have known that aliens would come, and see what he said.  ¡®

    ¡®Hello, Dantoni.  ¡®

    ¡®I know, they are finally here. I have been having the same nightmare since twenty years ago. Several aliens invaded the earth, and their target is my lovely newborn puppy Danny!  ¡®

    "Mr. D'AntoniI haven't asked you to start talking yet"

    ¡®But I didn¡¯t expect that they would come when Danny was about to die of old age. Do they like to have sex with old dogs?  This is really inhumane. You know, even old dogs have a few teeth. Faced with the inhumane act of taking turns to have sex, my brave Danny will definitely resist!  ¡®

    Avril looked dumbfounded at D'Antoni, who looked impassioned in front of her.

    "Avril, I think this guy is crazy" the photographer said quietly to the side.

    ¡®No, this must be big news!  How should we choose between the virginity of dogs and the future of mankind? This is a big question. Audiences and friends, if it were you, how would you choose when faced with such a request from aliens?  Do you choose to betray man's best friend, the dog, or choose to destroy the world?  ¡®

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    'Hello everyone, this is the bragging station of Phoenix Satellite TV. Yesterday, a mysterious big explosion occurred in an unknown ancient forest. It was astonishingly powerful. Experts said the power was equivalent to hundreds of nuclear bomb eggs. Now people all over the world are paying attention.  , but the place where it happened is located in the center of the forest without any roads, and the plane also suffered unknown interference and was unable to fly to the center of the explosion, so no news has been sent back.  For this reason, we specially invited "The Talking Trio" to analyze this matter.  ¡®

    ¡®Now we have invited three of our experts who are good at bullshit. They claim that it never hurts when they are slapped in the face. What do they have to say?  First let¡¯s invite our first expert.  ¡®

    ¡®According to my investigation and intuition, the mysterious big explosion should be - a certain immortal cultivator passing through the tribulation. Those thunders, lightnings and flashes are all tribulations!  I guess he should be a great master in the tribulation period'

    'fart!  ¡®

    ¡®Ah, second expert, it¡¯s not your turn to speak yet. Everyone is coming one after another. Can you let the first expert finish speaking first?  ¡®

    ¡®Jiejie, I can¡¯t bear to hold my shit and pee, but I can say such idiotic words. Today I will go against the will of heaven and fight you to the fullest, Jiejie, Jiejie!  ¡®

    ¡®Second expert, I am the host, can you give me some face?  I told you to come one by one'

    ¡®Get out of here, I¡¯m telling you, I really can¡¯t stand this ignorant guy, he even said something about a master who has transcended the tribulation period, it¡¯s really funny!  ¡®

    Expert 1: ¡®Yeah, what¡¯s going on? If you can¡¯t tell me that 3 plus 5 equals 35, I won¡¯t be polite to you!  ¡®

    Expert 2: ¡®Humph, you ignorant old man, look at the pictures sent back by the satellite yesterday, the celestial phenomena and the scenery, anyone with a discerning eye will know at a glance that they are not masters of the tribulation period, but loose immortals who have survived the tribulation of a thousand years!  ¡®

    Expert 3: ¡®Damn, this is obviously time travel, it has nothing to do with crossing the tribulation!  ¡®

    Expert 1: ¡®Damn, come on, look at the evidence, look, is there a figure in this beam of light?  ¡®

    Expert 3: ¡®Fuck you, it¡¯s obviously PS.  ¡®

    Expert 2: ¡®That¡¯s right, haha, it¡¯s really PS without any trace of PS.  ¡®

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    ¡®I have always felt that I live in a bullshit world, that¡¯s why I have become such a bullshit person. Today, I feel that I am right.  'Li Tao sighed deeply.

    He was helpless, and ran out to watch TV with great interest, but he didn't expect it to be all stuff like this Can these guys be more exaggerated? They all read his sister's novels about tribulations, aliens, and time travel.  Is it too much?

    ¡®When are you planning to go back? Although it feels like it didn¡¯t take long, in fact your becoming a god ceremony took a full month. I guess your family is very worried now.  'Elune said in Li Tao's heart.

    ¡®No, I¡¯ve already told Phil and Dad that I¡¯m safe.  ¡®

    'oh.  'Elune replied calmly, but her heart was already in turmoil.

    Although the previous Li Tao was also very powerful, because she gave him the godhead, she could detect it in Li Tao's mind.There are many Li Tao's thoughts, but now, she can't even feel the communication between Li Tao and several mortals. This shows that Li Tao's current strength has surpassed her.

    In fact, it is true. After all, Li Tao's appearance does not seem to have changed much, but in fact, he has completely changed inside. In this world, he is an invincible existence. It can be said that even if his own body comes to this world, he is not at all.  His opponent might even be imprisoned forever.

    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????  Fortunately, I'm not a fighting maniac. If that muscle maniac Kratos were here, he would definitely be excited to fight this Li Tao.

    ¡®So, what are you still doing here? Your mission has been completed at this time. Shouldn¡¯t you go back to find your little lover quickly, and then return to Panda Esso to save the world?  'Elune laughed and her tone became more relaxed. After all, the higher Li Tao's strength is now, the higher the success rate of her plan.  Although she was very confident in this plan, after all, Elune had never seen the power of the God of Gods with her own eyes, and she didn't know whether the legend was true, so she had some doubts before, but of course, she was gone now.

    ¡°It¡¯s a rare time to come out, so how can I go back without bringing some souvenirs? If that guy Guo Rui finds out, he will definitely curse me.  'Li Tao looked around, looking for suitable specialties, although he didn't know where he was now or what specialties he had.

    ¡®Guo Rui, the pope you call?  It¡¯s not me who said that your bad taste is really serious enough.  'Even Elune will carefully consider choosing the supreme spokesperson in the mortal world. She is very disapproving of Li Tao's practice of casually appointing the highest person in charge of his religion.

    However, the person involved did not feel that there was anything wrong. He nodded and replied: "Yes, that's him. He was basically locked up in my house these past few months. He was very depressed. I heard that because he didn't have this  After a few months of data, his 'aunt identification plan' that he had been carrying out for several years was also forced to stop. Of course, this was a good thing, but it also reflected his current sadness and indignation.  I don't want to be blamed by him again for a cheap souvenir.  ¡®

    ¡®Then what are you going to buy him?  ¡®

    ¡®Of course I¡¯ll give him a girlfriend!  'Li Tao said matter-of-factly.

    ¡®Really, it is true. I think that Guo Rui is also a pervert, so it would be quite suitable for him to give him a stunning beauty.  ¡®

    ¡®What are you talking about, what stunning beauty? I mean buy him a **.  ¡®

    ¡®¡­¡®(To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!)
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