¡®What¡¯s the matter, why are you looking for me? I heard that you went to fool around somewhere and you just came back today? You don¡¯t even know how long I¡¯ve been bothering your parents, saying that I¡¯m afraid you won¡¯t be able to think about things. I told you, uncles and aunts, don¡¯t be afraid. That bitch Li Tao has grown up with looks and criticism since he was a child. Unless the little DD suddenly disappears. Otherwise, I definitely wouldn¡¯t be able to think about it. I¡¯m so scared! Look, isn't this a good comeback? It shows that I still know a shameless guy like you very well. Doesn't your brother feel happy to know you so well? ¡®
¡®I¡¯m happy, I¡¯m almost overjoyed. Don¡¯t make it sound like I¡¯m the only one who¡¯s a bitch. Haven¡¯t you also seen the pornographic books I read when I was a kid? Are you pretending to be innocent here? Okay, I have something serious to talk to you about. ¡®Li Tao and Lao Guo simply hit it off. They both have similar personalities and have no scruples at all when talking.
'What you call business is either reinstalling the computer and how to reinstall it, or whether a sudden blue screen will endanger the H folder, or else the computer cannot access the Internet and cannot make copies. Anyway, these are the things that come and go. You loser, why don't you learn how to do it yourself? After all these years, apart from playing games and going to forums and chatting with people, what else can you do, you loser? ¡®
¡®You are so numb that you, a loli* maniac who likes to squat quietly under the little loli window sill and peek no matter what, have the nerve to call me a loser. I¡¯m not a pervert after all, okay? ¡®
¡°You know what, my love with Loli is an arrangement of fate, special love for special you¡± Guo Rui suddenly started singing as he spoke.
¡®You¡¯re just kiddingCome here and teach me how to use computers and web pages. By the way, I¡¯ll introduce my girlfriendNo, I¡¯ll introduce you to my wife. "Li Tao laughed. This bastard didn't have the guts to woo an adult woman. He just said that his wife would be snatched from a baby. He actually went to find a good-looking loli to peep at him. He almost didn't go to jail. He became one of the people he laughed at Lao Guo. It's a big weapon, but the thick-skinned Lao Guo doesn't take it seriously at all. I'm shameless. What can you do?
¡®My wife, didn¡¯t I already know about it? It¡¯s not like I didn¡¯t know about the fact that you gave it to your left hand for the first time. At that time, you were still holding the book ¡°Bus Zhiqing¡± in your right hand. Damn it, why did you think of making a web page? This is not like when I first came into contact with computers and the Internet more than ten years ago. I thought that making a web page would be great, but in fact it was very bad, okay? Or are you thinking about making some part-time money through web promotion or the like? 'Lao Guo heard Li Tao talk about making a web page and asked curiously.
¡®I fucked you, during ¡°Bus Zhiqing¡± I obviously fucked with both hands, right? And it wasn¡¯t my first time at all, okay? Damn it, why am I telling you this? I really have a wife, and she is still a very beautiful and beautiful woman. Hehe, I¡¯m shydon¡¯t do it when I see you. If you are envious, jealous, and hateful, don't even think about committing suicide. At worst, I'll ask my wife to introduce you to some high-quality girls'
¡®Isn¡¯t it your right hand that your wife¡¯s left hand introduces high-quality girls to me? I have no interest in your right hand at all, you pervert. 'It's a pity that Guo Rui, who knows Li Tao very well, doesn't believe it at all. Even if he really has a girlfriend, it can't be some beautiful girl Li Tao can find a peerless beauty, that second-generation official and second-generation rich man Are you still a fool?
Li Tao was helpless. Reality was stranger than fiction. There was nothing he could do about it. He didn't know what to say: "Oh, forget it. I'll believe it when you come. Anyway, come here quickly. We haven't seen you for such a long time." I miss you too. ¡®
"Don't say it so gay, okay?" Guo Rui actually wanted to see what happened to this old friend who had disappeared for such a long time, so he agreed smoothly. ¡®Okay, I¡¯m going to see your stunning beauty. ¡®
¡®Wait, that¡¯s right! 'Just when Guo Rui was about to shut down his phone, Li Tao suddenly shouted.
Guo Rui was startled: ¡®What are you doing? It was so loud all of a sudden that it scared my little heart What else is going on, you bitch. ¡®
¡®Ahem Well, during the time I left Well, are there any good movies? ¡®
Guo Rui suddenly realized it and laughed: 'Oh hehehe, so that's it, I understand, I understand, okay, I will bring a USB flash drive. ¡®
¡®Very powerful, so fast, hurry up! ¡®
¡®Didn¡¯t you say you have a wife who is a peerless beauty? Why do you want a movie? Sure enough, you are lying. I knew you, a loser, would never be able to find a good girl. ¡®
¡®I x, this is all the author¡¯s arrangement, what can I do! ¡®
After making the call, Li Tao patted his face gently: "Why am I so handsome" Walking down the dining room, he saw that his mother was already washing dishes and packing things, andEr was helpingor causing trouble. While washing the dishes, her mother, Wang Zhen, said to Phil with a smile: "Phil, you are too lazy to do the washing. Go out and chat with Li Tao. Don't worry about me." ¡®
¡®It¡¯s okay, I¡¯ll help you. 'Phil struggled hard with the bowls and chopsticks in front of him, answered briefly and continued his work.
Li Tao hurried over and asked, "Phil, what are you doing here? I'll go. Are you wiping the dishes or playing?" ¡®
'roll. 'Phil expressed his meaning concisely and concisely.
Wang Zhen, who was beside her, stared fiercely: ¡®What kind of fun are you playing? It¡¯s okay if you, a big man, don¡¯t help. You are still making irresponsible remarks here. Although Phil doesn¡¯t know how to do it, he is still learning. At least he has his own ideas. How about you? What's the point of just playing around all day long? Be careful Phil doesn't want you! ¡®
Mom, who is your son? Li Tao rolled his eyes and was speechless. He simply ignored her and said, "Guo Rui will come over later. I need his help with something. Mom, are there any fruits at home?" Bring it to me to entertain guests. ¡®
¡®Xiao Guo¡ Speaking of this period, thanks to him, he often came over to chat with us two days or two, comforting us and saying it was okay. You are lucky to have such friends, but I don't understand why other people's children are so sensible, but your child is still like an old child? ¡®
Li Tao was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Guo Rui would take care of the two elderly people in this way during the period when he disappeared. He was secretly moved, but he said harshly to his mother: "Mom, the house next door is Your child, your child and that child are all invincible and perfect in your eyes. Poor your biological son, he has no merit at all in your eyes. It makes me sad and sad. . What's that sentence about? Oh, by the way, it's the one that can hurt you, it's the one you love. Mom, my heart is hurt by you and it aches. ¡®
¡®Go away, I¡¯ll bring the fruit later. You can play with Xiao Guo first. Xiao Guo is good at everything, but just like you, he can hold a computer and not go out for several months. ¡®
Li Tao smiled, nodded to Phil, and said in Elvish: 'My friend will come over to help later. I can't handle it without him. ¡®
Phil nodded, indicating that he understood.
¡®Alas, what kind of dialect is this? What are you talking about? ¡®
¡®No, Mom, I¡¯m saying that the whole world is Korean Smecta! ¡®
¡®Have you watched too many Korean dramas? 'Wang Zhen didn't pay attention to Li Tao's cold joke at all, and looked at her son with a worried look, as if her son was hopeless. (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!)