¡®Well, Phil, this sweet and sour pork ribs is your aunt¡¯s specialty. Come on, try it. ¡®
¡®This is not bad, eat it quickly. ¡®
¡®Come on, why do you eat so slowly? Are you afraid of getting fat? Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Girls look lucky if they are plump. That bastard Li Tao will never dare to take away your food, so feel free to eat it. ¡®
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Li Tao ate the white rice in silence, looked at the dishes next to him that were already being served by Li Ying and Wang Zhen, and then looked at Phil with a smile on his face.
¡®Mom and Dad, didn¡¯t you say that this meal was to welcome me back? Why do I feel like I¡¯m being ignored like a passerby? Have you completely forgotten about this? At least get me some food! 'Li Tao finally couldn't bear it anymore and said aggrievedly.
¡®You¡¯re such a big man, don¡¯t you know how to pick up your own food? I've been worried about you for being such a bastard. If you don't get spanked this time, you should burn incense. Are you thinking about any preferential treatment? Um? Do you understand your situation, mortal! 'Wang Zhen's eyes widened immediately after hearing Li Tao's words. She put down the bowls and chopsticks in her hands and prepared for a vigorous family education.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, eat, eat" Li Tao immediately buried his face in his rice bowl and wolfed it down.
Phil couldn¡¯t help but smile when he looked at this family. It seems that Li Tao¡¯s nemesis is his mother. From now on, he will use his mother as his trump card. Hum, let¡¯s see if you still bully me.
"It's impossible to live in this life. If you have a daughter-in-law, you don't want a son. What kind of world is this!" Forget it, that's fine, finish eating quickly and get down to business.
Thinking of this, Li Tao ate up all the food in the bowl and put down his chopsticks: "I'm full. Everyone, eat slowly. I'll get out of the way first!" ¡®
Wang Zhen looked at Li Tao strangely: ¡®Have you finished eating? ¡®
Hehe, it¡¯s better to be a mom at the critical moment. What¡¯s wrong? Do you think I¡¯m angry when you see me eating too fast, or do you think I¡¯m eating less than before, so you want to ask me to eat more?
Li Tao nodded with a smile and replied: 'Well, I've finished eating. ¡®
After hearing Li Tao's words, Wang Zhen knew that he had really finished eating. She nodded and suddenly stared again: "If you don't wash the dishes after eating, you think you are the boss. Wash the dishes for me!" ¡®
???????????????????????????????????????????????! Li Tao picked up the dishes and ran to the kitchen with tears streaming down his face. While washing the dishes, he thought about whether he was his biological son.
After washing the dishes, I saw that my parents were still picking up food for Phil. Phil didn't have much experience in dealing with this kind of situation, so he almost refused to accept it. This made Li Ying and Wang Zhen even more worried about picking up food. The heart became more and more violent, and it became an endless loop.
¡®I wonder if elves will gain weight if they eat so much? 'Li Tao smiled and whispered.
Although it was in a low voice, it was not difficult for Phil to hear. He turned his head and glared at Li Tao, clearly conveying, 'How can you call a girl fat! Besides, no matter how much I eat, my figure won¡¯t get out of shape! ¡®.
Yeah, you can hear it from so far away. It's so funny. Li Tao was amused and teased: "I know your figure won't be out of shape, so I'm so sad. No matter how much papaya you eat, your breasts will be a big deal. What a pity." '
angry!
Phil is angry!
¡®Hey, Phil, what¡¯s wrong? Is my dish not delicious? 'Wang Zhen saw Phil suddenly stopped eating, and her expression became strange. She thought her food was not delicious, so she immediately put it in her mouth. ¡®Hey, I think it¡¯s okay. I¡¯m performing at my normal level? ¡®
¡®No, no, it¡¯s delicious, it¡¯s so delicious, so I just relished it, haha. ¡®
'Yeah? Then eat more, come here and I'll give it to you. ¡®
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¡°Well, I¡¯d better turn on the computer quickly and do some serious business Phil probably won¡¯t be able to leave for a while.
Li Tao half-hunched over obscenely, walking towards the computer in the room step by step, sneaking, sneaking, lightly, lightly, um, turning on the computer, hehe, hehe
Suddenly he stood up straight with his half-hunched body, "Fuck you, haha, I x, I turned on the phone to save the world. It's not like I used to get up quietly in the middle of the night to play with the computer when I was studying. I was sneaky and light-footed." Ah, his grandmother's, all the problems were caused in the past.
Well, turn on the computer, open Firefox, and then
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¡®Here I go, I forgot that I can¡¯t program at all, and I don¡¯t know how to make a web page.?What should I do? If this continues, I will definitely become the most useless protagonist in Qidian. I don¡¯t want it. This is obviously from Shuangwen. ¡®
Li Tao held her head and shouted, rolling around on the ground like a madman. Yes, although she likes playing computers very much and has a high level of gaming, it does not mean that she is a computer expert, just like someone who writes hacker novels. The author is not necessarily a real hacker. A game master does not mean a programming master. He simply has no idea how to build a website that attracts believers.
¡®Calm down, I have to be calm, I must solve this problem before Phil finds out, otherwise I will be dead! How to do how to do? By the way, by the way, Lao Guo, Lao Guo, why did I forget about this dead guy? 'As if he had grasped a life-saving straw, Li Tao quickly reached into his trouser pocket
¡®Fuck me, I reached into my trouser pocket to hang myself, I didn¡¯t bring my phone with me at all! Well, landline, landline, fortunately, I still have the legendary landline extension at home, you can use it to make calls, otherwise it would be over, um, the phone number is 119110120'
¡®The customer you are calling has shut down, please call again later¡¯
When Li Tao heard this, he calmly continued to wait, because he knew that Lao Guo liked to use such ringtones when he was off work, so as to prevent his boss from asking him to work overtime.
Lao Guo's name is Guo Rui, and he is a good friend of his. It can be said that he grew up together. From the first grade of elementary school to the third grade of high school, the two of them were good friends. They even had almost the same hobbies. By the time they were two years old in college, We broke up as best friends, but we still keep in touch by phone frequently. Although this guy Guo doesn't know much about computers, he still studies computers. Making a simple web page is not a problem at all.
¡°And Li Tao has also thought about it, subordinates are necessary. Haven¡¯t you seen some novel collectors wishing to bring all the three-year-old children in the family to take charge? After all, Li Tao has become an immortal, so of course the chickens and dogs around him will also benefit, so Lao Guo naturally became his first target.
Well, maybe we can trick him into becoming my believer, ah, but we are brothers. If he becomes my believer, will it affect the relationship between us? Well, when I think of this I want to trick him even more, haha, let him know how powerful I am, hahahahahaha.
¡®Hey, Xiao Taozi, is it you? 'The call was finally connected. Before Li Tao could speak, a man's voice came from the phone.
'Fuck your little Taozi, Lao Guo, I know you are jealous that my little one has been longer and thicker than yours since childhood. And don't forget, I am a centimeter taller and stronger than you. A little. ¡®
¡®Tch, don¡¯t look at me as thin, because I breastfeed rhythmically; don¡¯t look at me as short, because I breastfeed while breastfeeding! 'The voice on the phone showed no sign of weakness.
'¡¡you win. ¡®(To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)