¡®Is it necessary to be so exaggerated? Didn¡¯t I just teach my classmates some sexual knowledge? It broadened their horizons and led them to establish a good foundation of heterosexuality. Why are they so afraid of me and hating me? This is ingratitude, this is typical ingratitude! 'Li Tao was angry and complained to Elune in his mind.
¡®Speaking of which, they should indeed thank me. At that time, I was also spreading heterosexual videos and books. If I spread the word about King Billy like Mr. Fried Rice, what would be the consequences? Maybe Xiao Wang from the next door family will take his man to meet his parents and say, Mom and Dad, this is my boyfriend. Wouldn't it be worse? You know, the most popular thing now is gay sex. The relationship between two men and a woman is no longer two men competing for one girl, but a pair of gay girls! ¡®
¡®The reason why they are not grateful that they have grandchildren is simply because I gave their son a good education, and they even acted in such an exaggerated manner that they closed the door at the sight of me. It¡¯s really abominable! This is intolerable. Is this something humans do? ¡®
Li Tao didn't see that Elune was smiling all the time. It was the first time that she laughed so crazily. It was entirely because the scene just now was too exaggerated and was in sharp contrast to what Li Tao said before. , how could she not laugh? If she didn't laugh to death, she was already restraining herself very much.
'It seems that you are not very popular, Li Tao By the way, some of your subordinates on Panda Esso also want to kill you, such as a certain woman and a certain man. '
¡°A certain woman and a certain man among my men in Pandaeso want to kill me? Needless to say, it must be Sanshou and Minmin, this couple. Hehe, it seems that they have already tasted the taste of being famous. They are probably addicted. Alas, they really don¡¯t know good people. Look at our earth. In order to become famous, I wish I could take off all my clothes and say FUCK, ME in front of the TV. They are so famous now only because of my hype. Instead of thanking me properly, they still have the intention of killing me. They really deserve to be punished. Well, I will probably be a master when I get back. When the time comes, the video will be released. The content It¡¯s the relationship between the two of them, S and M, hehe.
Of course, he couldn't tell Elune what he was thinking. Li Tao rolled his eyes and said, "Actually, this is all because of the shyness of being close to home. Who knew that every meal on the plate had to be worked hard I used to be loved and popular by everyone, probably." I've been out for too long, so everyone is a little shy, I understand, I understand. ¡®
Elune rolled her eyes: 'You just had your hand clamped for so long, and the people inside even poured boiling water and concentrated sulfuric acid on you. Don't tell me that you are shy enough to do such a thing. ¡®
??????? Don't forget that you will rely on me to save the world in the future. Do you know that the consequences of offending me will be serious?
¡®You mentioned clamping your hand, but I forgot about it. Oh no, it hurts me to death. It hurts me to death. I thought my hand was broken, but luckily it¡¯s still there. What a blessing among misfortunes! ¡®
Elune knew that this guy was embarrassed, so she talked about him. It was obvious that he wanted to change the subject. Let me ask Li Tao about his current body. Even if he was hit by a train a few times, he would have vomited dozens of kilograms. He wouldn't die even after vomiting blood, let alone his hand being pinched lightly by the electric door.
However, although Li Tao speaks harshly, he also knows that his current situation is a bit like that of a rat crossing the street. He used to be too homely and rarely went out to play. He doesn't know that his reputation on the street is already the hatred of hatred. If it weren't for the Neutral Safe Zone, those parents would probably have rioted and hacked him to death How much hatred was there. It was unnecessary. I was just a bit weird in the past. It's a waste of youth if you don't get the second grade. Who doesn't have the second grade? When you are young, you can't blame me just because your children make mistakes!
It seems that I should go home quickly and honestly, and stop wandering here If someone really can't help but come out and beat me up, then I will lose all face. Thinking of this, Li Tao's pace quickened a lot.
After a while, Li Tao stood at the door of his home.
I didn¡¯t think so before, but now I realize that our family has done really well It¡¯s simply the best in the world. Only a family that returns to nature can raise such a powerful person like me!
Li Tao smiled, put his hand in his pocket, and touched it.
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¡®What¡¯s wrong, why are you standing at the door and not going in? 'Elune is strange.
¡®¡I just realized that I don¡¯t have the key. ¡®Li Tao Waterfall is sweating.
¡®Why don¡¯t you just ask your parents to open the door? ¡®
Li Tao opened his mouth and showed an incredible expression.
¡®What¡¯s wrong?¡¯ Elune couldn¡¯t help but worry when she saw Li Tao¡¯s expression. ¡®Could it be??What I don¡¯t know, is there any strange tradition or religious custom in your family that prevents you from doing something very special? ¡®
¡°No, sister, you are overthinking,¡± Li Tao¡¯s surprised expression turned into a curious expression again. ¡®I was just woken up by your words. That¡¯s right. My parents are both at home. Why should I look for the key? It was really baffling, I was surprised by myself! Speaking of Sister Elune, I find that sometimes your thinking is really too exaggerated, but such a thing actually brought you into religious customs and traditions'
¡®Can you die? you idiot. ¡®Elune had been holding it in for a long time, and finally she came out with this not-so-powerful complaint.
¡°Dad, Mom, I¡¯m back, come and open the door, come and open the door¡± Li Tao happily shouted out a sentence that he had been looking forward to shouting for many years.
As soon as the shouting ended, Li Tao's keen hearing heard a rush of people descending the stairs from inside the house. Judging from the sound, it was three people. The speed was so fast that Li Tao worried that the two elderly people would fall.
?????????????????????????????? Don¡¯t let anything that is so deceptive like extreme joy lead to sorrow happen, otherwise my happy and excited return home will be inexplicably interrupted A certain bastard can really do such a deceptive thing!
¡®Mom and Dad, please slow down a little. Nothing has happened to me. Don¡¯t get too excited! Phil, help me keep an eye on my dad and mom, they'
Before Li Tao could finish speaking, the door was pushed open. As soon as Wang Zhen came out and saw her son, she burst into tears: "You idiot son, you didn't tell me where you went. You idiot didn't even call me." Don't you know how to hit one? You have been studying for so many years in vain, you are like a fool Let me see, let me see. ¡®Wang Zhen took her son¡¯s hand and looked around.
Li Ying, on the other hand, looked at his son carefully and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for a while. However, it seemed that nothing happened to his bastard son, so he breathed a sigh of relief secretly. He was not like his wife. Expressing his feelings directly, Li Ying still loves face, but he can't do things like cry, but his joy is the same as Wang Zhen's.
Phil, on the other hand, looked at the three people reunited in front of him and stood quietly aside.
Years of dream finally came true today. (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!)