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Volume 3 The Road to God Chapter 45 The famous classmate Li Tao...

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    ¡®I¡¯m not from here, boy, are you okay?  'The driver brother felt that he couldn't stand it any longer. This strange guy had been laughing for several minutes.

    ¡®Ah, ah?  It's okay, it's okay. I just thought about going home, so I was happy. When I'm happy, I get a little over-excited, hahaha.  'Li Tao was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing and waved his hands quickly to show that he was normal now and that he just had episodic convulsions.

    ¡®Hehe, is that right? That¡¯s good.  'The taxi driver said something very perfunctory, and then continued to drive seriously. However, after knowing that this mentally disturbed guy was a local, he put away his plan to take a long way around.

    Although the taxi driver stopped talking, Li Tao couldn't hold back his mouth and started chattering endlessly.

    'I think back when I was hanging out in my street, everyone loved the cars, the trees were in bloom, and the flowers were blooming. People in the whole street gave me a thumbs up, saying that I was great, obedient and sensible.  , is a good child who is loyal to the country and the party. The mother of the cousin of my neighbor next door made up the 'child next door' based on me, and almost didn't kill all the children on her side!  ¡®

    ¡®¡­¡¯The driver was a little speechless. Is this guy really that powerful?

    In fact, when Li Tao was a child, he was very popular on the street where Li Tao lived, but the only people who welcomed him were children of the same age or younger than him.  Because this guy is so unbelievable, Li Tao's glorious history starts from his third grade.

    When he was in the third grade, he started to watch movies and know about arcade games, and he has been out of control ever since.

    When he was in the fourth grade, because after more than a year of watching sex, the curious Li Tao didn't know the various movements and positions in sex, so this bastard secretly bought a copy of "Sexual Knowledge Questions and Answers" and scratched his surface.  I took it apart and put on the cover of "Selected Compositions for Primary School Students", and openly studied all kinds of knowledge seriously during class.

    When he was in the fifth grade, Li Tao finally showed his talent for arcade games. From then on, he was already an unpopular figure in the arcade store, because this guy could play for half a day with one coin!  And almost as soon as Li Tao appears in an arcade, he will attract a large number of onlookers, old and young, who gather around him to watch him play games.  This indirectly reduces the number of people playing games, because everyone thinks it is more interesting to watch Li Tao play games than to play games himself. Playing games by yourself will keep sending money to the boss, while watching Li Tao playing will make the boss keep paying the electricity bill.  In those days when there were no guides, anyone who could clear arcade games without relying on continuous life-saving was regarded as a 'great god' in the eyes of the onlookers, and Li Tao was the great god among the great gods.

    It was also in the fifth grade that Li Tao made an accidental mistake and was caught red-handed by his teacher while reading a pornographic book. From then on, he became famous and was known as a pervert throughout the class. At that time, Li Tao was still a bit thin-skinned and felt a little bad.  look up.

    But a turning point came soon. When Li Tao couldn't extricate himself from the teacher's scolding and the shame of asking his parents, his classmates unanimously selected him as the "most beloved person", which made him extremely shocked.

    Later he found out that the boys were envious of his rich 'knowledge', and they all sent him sincere messages such as 'the good poster has a safe life', 'seeking seeds', 'seeking guidance from the master', 'fellow Taoist help me' and so on.  Li Tao seemed to be seeking a sense of recognition, and provided a batch of advanced books and DVDs such as 'Man and Beast.  , enriching the knowledge of ignorant students and expanding everyone's horizons.

    Not only that, there were even rumors at that time that a female classmate asked Li Tao for advice on a certain aspect. As for the authenticity, we have to ask Li Tao.

    In short, in the eyes of his classmates, Li Tao is an excellent student, a professor of sexual knowledge and a gaming genius. Any one of these titles will make people admire him, let alone all three combined.  In the eyes of the teacher, Li Tao is a classmate who has a good mind but gives him a lot of headaches.  In the eyes of other parents (the story of this bastard is already well known), Li Tao, who doesn't know whether he is a 'good classmate' or a 'bad classmate', really makes them worry about whether their children will be affected in any way, and this  This kind of worry cannot be said to be unnecessary, because this guy Li Tao has indeed affected many classmates.

    He has answered countless students¡¯ high-end philosophical questions such as ¡®Where do I come from¡¯ and ¡®Where do I go¡¯? The answers are ¡®I come from the past¡¯ and ¡®I want to go into the past¡¯¡­

    Because of this, many parents even chose to transfer their children to other schools and classes after seeing that their children were in the same school and class as Li Tao in junior high school and high school.  Some students who were about to transfer could not help but say goodbye to Li Tao in tears.  Li TaoyiHe was quite depressed at first, but later he figured it out. Whenever an admirer who transferred to another school due to family pressure came to say goodbye to him, he would say: 'It's okay. In fact, this is fine.  I'm leaving, but there will be new classmates coming. You have graduated from me, but those new classmates have just entered school. We can't be so selfish. We have to teach those pure new classmates what love is and what love is.  !  ¡®

    From then on, it was almost a rhythm of leaving, coming, and polluting, which made teachers and parents scream in anger This situation continued until Li Tao graduated from high school and went to college to cause harm to others.

    Li Tao recalled what happened when he was a child in the car and couldn't help but smile. Perhaps it was from his elementary school days that his middle-school and crazy character was determined.

    ¡®Little brother, we¡¯re here.  ¡®

    ¡®It¡¯s so fast, it¡¯s really here, thank you, brother.  ¡®

    'You're welcome.  ¡®

    After saying that, the taxi flew away immediately. This guy's behavior just now was really weird. To ensure safety, he must leave as soon as possible!  This is what the taxi driver thinks.

    Li Tao looked at the familiar streets and smiled as brightly as the sun: ¡®Sister Elune, this is my home.  ¡®

    ¡®Your family is quite small.  ¡®

    ¡®¡­¡¯ There was no way to communicate with Bai Fumei. Li Tao put away his smile and started to move forward.

    Just as Li Tao was walking home, there was still a street to go, when he heard the sound of whistling, and then several pigeons flew up.  Li Tao turned around in surprise and saw that the landscape tree that was standing just now at the joint had been pushed down.  Then there was the sound of gongs in the distance and people shouting in panic: ¡®Li Tao is back!  ¡®The shouts were hoarse, revealing the person¡¯s panic.

    Then the shops on the whole street closed with a rumble, and for a while, the scene was quite spectacular.

    ¡®No, it¡¯s such an exaggeration. I¡¯ve been working for so long after I graduatedWhy are you still so afraid of me?  'Li Tao's eyes widened in surprise. This was completely different from what he imagined.

    At this time, he saw a shop that hadn't had time to close, so he ran over as fast as he could. The shop was about to close. Li Tao put his hands in, and with a bang, the closed iron door was jammed: "Boss, open the door, why?"  What's going on? Tell me what's going on. I haven't been back for so long. Why are you still so nervous?  ¡®

    I just heard the boss inside yelling nervously: ¡®What should I do, what should I do? My child is still up there. If he sees Li Tao, he will get pregnant. Hurry, get some boiling water!  !  Boiled water may be uselesscome to cactusconcentrated sulfuric acid'

    With a livid face, Li Tao quickly took his hand back, turned around and ran away, with only Elune's crazy laughter in his mind (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)
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