Thinking of the scene in Santiago, Chile, when he was forced to catch bullets with his bare hands, and his fingers were roasted into chicken feet by the hot bullets, Chu Kaihua still has lingering fears.
Chang'e said disdainfully: "Hmph, you men only know how to fight and use your hands and feet. What about 'orchid finger', 'flower holding hand', 'Guanyin brushing water'? Isn't it beautiful?"
"But besides these moves, do you have any better ideas?"
Chang'e said lazily: "I'll tell you the truth. One trick can eat you all over the world. I, Chang'e, don't have any other abilities, I just know how to fly. With this skill, I can stay in the Guanghan Palace on the moon for a few days." millennium."
Chu Kaihua smiled bitterly and said: "Sister, that's right. You are so beautiful. As soon as you fly into the sky, the old man Jade Emperor will lose his soul. Just because of your appearance, you want to find a place in the sky. , enjoy the fine clothes and fine food, isn't that just a matter of sprinkling water? How can other gods compare with you?"
Chang'e said proudly: "That's right. Okay, let's not go on. Venerable Gaye is in the Western Heaven, and he doesn't live in our Heavenly Palace. Even Sun Wukong somersaulting over the clouds would take a cup of tea. You can choose for yourself - Do you want me to invite Gaye to come, or do you want me to help you?"
Chu Kaihua said: "But, Sister Chang'e, didn't you say it yourself? You only know how to fly to the sky. Do you want me to fly to the sky to hide now?"
Chang'e said: "That's not necessary. To tell you the truth, after staying in Guanghan Palace for thousands of years, I didn't learn anything else but just studied dancing. When dancing in Tianchi, I would fly here for a while, and then fly here for a while. Fly there. Naturally, I learned a spell. It's called 'Apparition'."
"'Apparition'?"
"Yes, 'Apparition'. To put it bluntly, it just appears here and there for a while. In the eyes of you mortals, it's almost like magic. Aren't they going to shoot you with a gun? Even your people How can I fight if I can¡¯t find it?¡±
Chu Kaihua realized something: "Okay, okay, let's use this. However, there is another question. I still have this Meimei next to me, what should I do?"
"Oh? Isn't she the virgin who knelt down in front of you in the hotel just now to help you with that?"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Chu Kaihua was afraid that Chang'e would blame him for having sex again, so he was embarrassed to admit it and dared not deny it. Unexpectedly, Chang'e said generously: "Well, you still have a conscience. Be nice to others in the future."
Chu Kaihua agreed repeatedly.
"Okay, I'll teach you more skills. You can hold her and 'Apparition' together."
Chu Kaihua was relieved immediately, but he still didn't know how to operate it, so he quickly asked: "Sister Chang'e, what should I do now?"
"This is not easy. You can try it now. Use your mind to control your body. You can go wherever you want. And it is invisible and changes places instantly." Chang'e paused for a moment, closed her beautiful eyes slightly, and muttered something. Then he nodded and said: "Okay, you already have this ability temporarily, give it a try."
The conversation between Chu Kaihua and Chang'e only took two seconds in the human world.
Chu Kaihua really felt his whole body shiver, and his feet felt a little light. However, he still didn't believe Chang'e's words. After all, he was facing eight police pistols now. I really don¡¯t know how this kid Heizui Peng has such ability. He is a special weapon for the police. It seems. The public security department in Chengcang is rotten to the core.
He held half a piece of leftover egg yolk pie in his hand and looked at Yoko. He thought silently in his heart: "Winning or losing depends on you, sister Chang'e." Thinking of this, he suddenly closed his eyes and imagined himself flying to Yangzi's side.
At this time, he only felt his feet move. He immediately opened his eyes and found that he was already standing next to Yoko.
Heizui Peng, Li San and the six gold medal thugs suddenly became a mess. They don't know what happened. After five or six seconds, they rediscovered their target. Tao Bu'er and Zhang Erniao looked shabby, staring with two pairs of eyes in the pile of incense ashes, with their mouths wide open, like two unlucky-looking brats in the Palace of Hell.
Yang Zi has also seen Chu Kaihua go "nervous", but this time there were no signs at all, and she didn't adapt at all.
Chu Kaihua took a look and saw that the effect was amazing. This time he was happy. Seeing Yoko's startled cute look, he became more playful. He suddenly raised the half egg yolk pie in his hand and said, "Sister, it's so late at night, why don't you have some snacks." After saying that, he didn't care about Yoko's answer. Not agreeing, he stretched out his hand and stuffed half of the egg yolk pie into her mouth that opened in surprise.
After stuffing it, Chu Kaihua asked considerately: "How does it taste? I think it's okay."
Yangzi finally understood, sheHolding the egg yolk pie, he said vaguely and coquettishly: "I hate it, what time is it now? You are still kidding me."
"People are like iron, and rice is like steel. If I don't eat one meal, I will feel hungry. How can I be joking if I treat you to something?"
Heizui Peng and the others also woke up. Although seeing is believing, they still don't believe what happened just now. Heizui Peng shouted: "That's enough, now there is still time for flirting. Save the words and talk to the Lord of Hell." He was about to shoot, but stopped immediately.
Because he discovered that eight guns now surrounded Chu Kaihua and Yang Zi. If a shot fails to hit them, it will definitely hit one of our own. He shouted: "Don't surround them, let's line up in a row. Don't hurt your own people."
Li San and the six thugs understood immediately, and they couldn't help but admire Heizui Peng's knowledge. So everyone literally lined up in a row, eight police pistols pointed at the target. And Yang Zi and Chu Kaihua stood in the middle of the room, as if they were about to hold a "wedding on the execution ground."
Their move reminded Chu Kaihua. He frowned, thinking about it. He suddenly turned around, held Yoko's back with one hand, held her knees with the other hand, and gently picked up Yoko.
At the critical moment, he didn't forget to tease the beauty. He whispered to Yangzi: "Beauty, how do you feel now?"
Of course Yoko didn¡¯t understand what he meant, but facing so many guns, she thought she was doomed. She felt that Chu Kaihua wanted to be intimate with her before he died. She was originally a heroic figure among women, and she thought it was the best destination to die in the arms of her lover.
Thinking of this, her eyes became moist, and tears of happiness shed from the corners of her eyes. She nestled her head on Chu Kaihua's chest, and her smile revealed a faint but heartfelt sense of happiness.